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>>60504004
I suffer so much as a europoor. Any mutts here have a single sister I can marry for a greencard?
I read the analysis of some smart people who have passed the vibe check.
The consensus is: Iran is not going to shut down Hormuz UNLESS Israel strikes Kharg (crude oil export terminal).
If Kharg is gone then Hormuz closes because they have nothing left to lose.
There will be significant pressure from Trump and China telling Israel not to strike Kharg.
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>implying Israel can be reasoned with
>>60506662sorry, mine already married an autistic gook, can't help you with that.
>>60506687Israel is betting on US intervention, let's give it a week and see what happens.
I kinda want Trump to refuse to budge on his choice not to get involved. That would be an immensely lulzy way to break the cycle of TACO.
>>60506687>we cannot prevent what will happen today>nothing happens
>>60506723>hey morning happened today WTF>โwe cannot prevent nothing anonโHow do you respond without sounding like a brainlet
>>60506644 (OP)Euro women aren't that attractive
>>60506744You don't need to prevent nothing when nothing ever happens.
Okay lads, with the wars and the current geopolitical climate, I'm deciding to get into Defense, U.S/Canada based mining (because of tariffs), & Energy. This is what I got so far:
>UUUU
>Lockheed Martin
>Chevron
>Occidental
>Gran Tierra (small cap hail mary)
>Denison Mines
>OSS (another small cap)
>>60506774>not going into EU def stocksngmi way more upwards potential in the future
>>60506644 (OP)https://youtu.be/AkhOXG-xaxQ
Markets open green Monday.
>>60506778Can you recommend some? The only one I know of are Rheinmetall & BAE, but I feel I missed the boat on them.
>>60506783Considering btc has more or less crabbed since Friday, it actually might
>>60506784Buy SAAB-B goyim
>>60506774You could just do
>SPDR S&P U.S. Energy Select Sector>iShares Global Aerospace & Defence
https://247wallst.com/personal-finance/2025/06/13/im-considering-investing-1-million-in-qqqi/#google_vignette how much do I get monthly if I dump 32k into this shit
Holy shit it's insane. If you go to reddit you can see them frothing at the mouth for war.
>Iran must not be allowed to have nukes
>DESTROY THE ENTIRE COUNTRY
>ISRAEL IS INNOCENT AND CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACTIONS
>The world economy? Who cares just start a war now please, we want blood!
In comparison /pol/ looks well balanced and cool headed. It's like /pol/ are the leftists these days.
>>60506784Just get EUAD and forget about it. Although imo European defense isn't an amazing bet, just decent. You basically have different EU countries trying to funnel money into their own military industries, doing parallel efforts, without a desire to really use them. On top of that we have no idea what they'll export, since war bad Europe good diplomacy good - and no European would fight to defend it besides the eastern ones
I have a small position but I'm mostly sticking to American aero cyber and intelligence, scared money don't make money
>>60506799>If you go to redditNo thanks. fuck off and stay there dumb faggot
>>60506799Reddit are filled with bots and retards so it's not surprising
>>60506783Especially SBSW
>>60506799That's the indians there
>>60506784Wdef. I am up 20%
>>60506774>doing what everyone else already did yesterday instead of what is currently down because everyone is in defence and oil modeWhat is wrong with you, why buy every top
>>60506803>American aero cyber and intelligenceLike? I feel we will get more wars in the future so I'm just looking for some good companies to get into
>>60506815Cyber I've made 50%+ in less than a year between CISO and CTM. Ciso is dipping so may be a good opportunity.
RTX Northrop for traditional. Also great returns
And I bet on some smaller players that I feel like will be useful for field operations and smart war tech like ASTS - starlink would be good but not public
Basically just focus on companies that do cyber, ground-supporting space stuff like communication and photography, and standard big bad airplanes missiles anti missiles etc
>>60506783Yep, open green and end green, unironically
>>60506813Buy what then? I'm a noob so idk
>>60506799>In comparison /pol/ looks well balanced and cool headed.lolno, it just seems that way because they want war but for joos to be wiped out instead. Not unlike mudslimes.
Meanwhile the right way is to eat popcorn.
SPY will go to 500 by the end of the year
>>60506845If you are lost just DCA UNH, they're a money printer with huge upside, I know because they're my insurance and they're absolutely horrible, which equals dope profits
Thank you waluigi
>>60506854That's what it should do, but that's not what it will do
>>60506845Stop buying, start running covered calls on margin.
>muh investingBetter have 100 bucks on hand every week instead of bagholding.
>>60506879I'm a beginner so i don't want to start with options. I will when my knowledge and confidence increases
>>60506854a whole crab year to dca, nice
>>60506894>largest publicly listed oil tanker company>only 4bn>meanwhile merck with a 205 billion market cap
>>60506894He will do it eventually, but only for a big fat premium.
He said on Friday that any tanker owners "locking in" their ships right now should just go home because they're not built for this industry.
And imagine that Barstad is just an employee - a CEO. The real tanker owners are far more cuttthroat than he is.
They will collectively push rates far higher if this goes on for some time, and everything I've seen suggests that this will not end tomorrow. It could be a long time.
$50k cash, what do I buy tomorrow? I need to make a few hundred k to feel better
Jeffrey Gundlach says there's a bubble in private equity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlwK4fHRPMc&pp
>>60506930If not AI, this woodmade bear looks fucking nice, imbressive
>>60506916>>60506928>Spy callsThis is always the answer.
>>60506947How far out? I always fuck around with NVDL and SOXL calls, never spy, give me a few options so I can look, please
>>60506938It's pretty neat. It embodies the looming big beautiful bear market
Do you guys budget?
I just go by vibes and my expenses are kinda low
I saved around 50% of my after-tax income last year. It's obviously higher than people recommend but I also don't want to work until my late 60's.
I really think I can get to retirement in a decade if I keep this up.
>>60506983My yearly expenses including rent and taxes are 21Kโฌ. I could live anywhere with a measly 400Kโฌ (actually less) on a SPY or World ETF, it would cover all my expenses and more.
I pity the people that fell for the kids or house-mortgage -usually both at the same time- meme.
I'll be able to comfy-retire while they'll work their asses off to 65 just to pay for all of that shit.
>>60506983I don't either but you're doing very well already. Legit keep it up for 10 years, invest, and move to Europe and you're set - just make sure you can buy a home and establish residency. After that healthcare is free, maybe get a 20hr job to not be bored or to keep your investments safe, otherwise maybe rent a unit Airbnb in busy season. Cost of living is far lower.
Once you are old you'll get SS which will be more than a euro working their whole lives, maybe you can even bring your partner over or find one there.
That's my plan anyway
>>60506998The issue is that rent is your single biggest expense and it's beyond your control.
With your own house you kinda fix in place your single biggest expense (with some interest fluctuation) which reduces risk.
On the other hand, let's say you have $100k saved up and you commit a $50k downpayment to buy a $500k house. Now you've got $50k and a $500k house - your "portfolio" is 90% real estate. That's also a lot of risk.
I haven't bought a house yet, I could afford downpayment (maybe even a small apartment in cash) but I'm not married and childless so I think I can wait and commit to it later when it makes more sense. I don't want my net worth to be 90% house.
Will I have time to buy UVXY on market open or will it already be up 50%
>>60506983not really I set a savings/investment goal per mo. and as long as I reach that I'm happy. I could definitely save more by cutting back on eating out though. My only bills are car insurance, my phone, and gas which is ~$300 a month.
>>60507009Every single time I consider buying UVXY/UVIX I chicken out, and the very next day or even a few hours later it goes up 10%+. So fucking annoying.
>>60507007I'll buy my own house down the line, as you said, a rent comes with its risks and is an important expense one would want to avoid.
But contrarely to popular belief telling you to get enslaved to your bank as soon as possible, it's best to min-max as much as possible with a rent so you invest all the money you're saving into the stocks market due to how much more profitable it is compared to housing (even with a "saved rent" as an owner).
Then, once you have enough money to cover all your expenses/retire, this is the moment you buy your house. And you do it in the smartest way possible, by outjewing the banking joos : you want to get that low interest mortgage for housing while the rest of your money in the stocks market is compounding. But nobody would lend to you if you're retired and have no job, right? What you do is you contract the mortage first, then the very next day you send your resignation, and then you pay your monthly mortgage while your stocks market money is compounding. Heck, your divies alone might pay for your mortgage.
There, this is how you avoid the stupid trap of taking a mortgage soon, get kids, a house, and be enslaved until retirement.
>>60507015and every time we kiss i swear i could fly
Is there a more efficient way to hedge than put ratio backspreads? I've seen it touted as the best black swan hedge, but I'm having trouble setting it up more cost efficiently than just plain long puts.
soxl / soxs sistas
wahat are we doing come monday?
>>60507015dumped my UVIX for a GUSH $25c
hope that was worth it
>>60507061hold and/or slurp a lil
still a bull market thoughbeit
Is there a possibility that instead of acquiring actual Bitcoins, Saylurr is buying ETFs like IBIT and such as "equivalent" instead?
>>60507061I got money on the side to buy more if it dips heavy but I'm waiting to see what the market sentiments really are. Still holding from $11.
>>60507091Depends on how green SBSW will be on monday.
>>60506983i don't - i minimize my expenditure 98% of the time and so there is no necessity to for if i did budget then i would probably spend more money on frivolities since i've given myself that allowance
if i were salaried then i probably would give myself a wasteful allowance but since i'm not i can't rely on income
the way i see it, until my dividends etc pay for my living i am in the red every month and playing catchup to my emancipation
>>60507007i flip flop on houses
on the one hand i cannot be homeless and so i'm burning ~ยฃ1000 a month just to exist which would be better poorly invested than not invested at all
on the other i don't see house prices not coming down (in real terms) once boomers die and a mortgage is leveraged
there are quality of life improvements when you own but also more risk
of course they can always play the infinity indian immigration card to push up house prices and keep the ponzi going but even that isn't sustainable forever
i think once i have a small snowball i'm going to set up a mortgage in principle and keep tabs on the market for a good fixer-uper since any house i'd buy i would want to (autistically) make my own anyway and it hedges against devaluation
the financials of renting bother me a lot less than the bullshit frankly - i simply cannot settle or have things which i want
>>60506784ostensibly the ship has sailed on rolls royce and bae but they are the british blue chips and the same is true for fokker
/k/ accidentally forewarned me about this
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In an ideal non-clown world and non-clown market, Boeing should be a penny leaning to become a penny stock while Airbus would be valued 4x what it currently is.
>>60506888You can start getting experience with options by buying a 100 of any given stock and selling covered calls. It's less risk if you know what you are doing and you always have a choice in the end.
>>60507115And Embraer should be valued at 10x?
>>60506948IDK man, I do kinda expect a pullback so I just buy atm weeklies on the morning pull back and close before 3
>>60507015UVXY is something you buy when it's red before the end of the week when they decide to do market fuckery over the weekend.
>>60507115>Boeing should be a penny stockWhat? Why?
>>60507115see your issue there is that neither side will ever let their company go bankrupt so investors feel very safe that neither will eat shit forever
>>60506783nah never gonna happen
>>60507091We are so back.
so, calls or puts tomorrow morning? i predict that the market will have a "hangover" and continue dumping until some economic news comes out to distract everyone about the middle yeast. then its back to V shape trends until JPow speaks and then we continue with the usual slow crab upwards. do NOT screenshot this.
>>60507115this level of retardation is impressive
Spy 500 eoy then all time high in futures but lower in spy then we go to a lower low than April 2025 then we go to spy 700 ES 7000 by 2028
>>60507232Depends on how much risk you want to take. If you think you can time your puts right for the right companies then there will be more reward but there will always be companies to get calls on even in bad times.
>>60506983I have been living well below my means for 15 years. My cheap apartment is getting worse and worse. Shabby repairs by cheap landlord, noisier neighbors. It's just that it will cost 500 dollars more per month if i move anywhere else. I'm weighing quality of life against that rent rape.
>>60506799The common person seems to have massive fatigue with media telling them what to care about, especially since covid shit was wrong. Zoomers do not give the slightest fuck.
All my zoomer coworkers (who all got vax maxed and parents voted trudeau) the other day were talking about how they wanted to do 23andme to see if they were 1% african so they could start using the N word. Minutes later a Lebanese foreigner coworker shows me videos of how people are filming missiles in the sky between Iran and Israel celebrating like it's a light show or fireworks. With his emphasis about how "nobody cares, man".
>>60507232markets open red, bobos all in then record highs, rope stocks 10x by eow
>>60507246I don't believe your schpiel without charts
markets will open thats my guess here
>>60507266I agree they'll open
Also wish they stayed open
>>60507272Nah, its important not to spend all your time in the casino.
Breaks are important
>>60506813This.
>>60506845Who will profit when the west fights wars and US looses it's petrodollar status?
>>60507246Reality:
>everybody expects spy 500 eoy and then spy 700 by 2028>therefore everybody already knows spy 700 in the future>therefore why go through the song and dance of going back to 500>therefore spy stays at 600 and forms a steady, straight diagonal line to 700 by the end of this yearThis type of reasoning is unironically why we are at 600 right now despite a nonexistent bull thesis. Everyone knows there will be a bull thesis in the future, so why go through the motions?
>>60506916Chinese oil stocks.
cnooc, sinopec etc.
>>60506930Pretty good talk, ended up watching the whole thing. Kind of crazy how gold seems like a sensible investment right now. The little anecdote about electricity baggies was entertaining as well.
>>60506916buy puts on QMCO for an earnings rapetastrophe
>>60507295What do you mean there is a non existent bull thesis? How are you still this fucking stupid despite everything that's happened?
>money printer>endless tech to kill and enslave humanity>corporate slavery>shadow military industrial complex based economy>privatizing everythingHow have you not caught on how this economy works?
mister jerome mister jerome
sorry to interrupt your lunch
but please we need the immediate emergency rate cuts
thank you jerome have a nice dinner
Trumps bill is the final fuck you from boomers to the rest of the generations. Even before they croak, they have to squeeze every penny.
>>60506894oh god sell for your life
>>60507317Chill out anon. I've caught on to the fact that line go up, so that's all that really matters. Though all those things don't form a bull thesis unless earnings are actually going up as fast as stock prices are going up, which they are not
Gonna dump some money into OXY, GOOGL & UNH
>>60507115nah, everybody knows the U.S. gov will bail-out Boeing forever to keep the MIC in a relatively healthy state. If the aerodefense section was spun-off as it's own company, then the civilian one might crash harder than a 747, but the execs would fight that shit with tooth and nail.
>>60506807>Especially SBSWwhy you pushing this garbage stock so hard? How much are you down? Why you trying to screw /biz/ anons?
>>60507357i wouldnt start shitting the bed till the sp averages at least 50 pe
>>60506983no only females budget
>>60506983>Do you guys budget?Not really. I set aside money for rent, utilities, and food. So long as I maintain over $6k in cash, everything else is mine to use however I want.
>>60507254we live in a silly world
Budgets only matter if you aren't planning on 10xing daily
>>60506930he's pretty convincing, is he a retard or is he not a retard
>>60507357If your economy is centered around those things then yeah the future is going to look bullish regardless of how dystopian it is. Literally everything listed explains why
>money printer prints money that gets sends money to the rich, including rich foreigners overseas that invest back in the US to make more money>why wouldn't you invest in tech when companies like Palantir will recieve government contracts to collect and compile your private data while also using tech in war>fake companies are set up to serve the CIA like facebook, when they originally had lifelog set up>social services will collapse anyway so money will be made privatizing thatSorry anon, it only doesn't make sense if you don't acknowledge how the world we live in works in the first place. Enjoy your time on earth getting your face stamped in by a boot, it's been that way forever.
i saw some pictures of that supposed army parade
what the fuck was that about that thing looked like shit and was empty
none of the soldiers looked like they even wanted to be there
>>60507254Is that the Flint 2 router?
I was thinking of getting one, is it any good?
>>60507004>move to Europelmfaoooooooooo
>>60507405Soldiers hate doing parades
Iran will close the streets of hummus
>>60506894Fantastic for taners, means they are going to charge a lot more to take the long way around and make a fortune.
>>60507445There is no way around, it's not the red sea.
Either you go in or oil price goes to infinity
>>60506930Scary, but american retail traders that work at mcdonalds are somehow rich enough to make the line go up anyway
I'm so excited for monday AHHHHHH, I helded BA and UNH over the weekend AND maybe some RHM, what am I in for besties????
>>60507405They did the shartwalk/shartstep
These things are pretty good
>>60507504anon do you not have any interest in ever talking to anyone about anything instead of posting JUST these? you know nobody here can meaningfully affect the price of this beverage company?
>>60507504Buy an ad faggot.
>>60507509Trying to reason with a schizo is wasted effort. They don't think or feel like you and me.
Anyone actually have any theories involving astrology and investing? It seems all these super wealthy people like Jeffrey Epstein have them in their homes for whatever reason.
>>60507513Well, I tried to talk to him and he posted the same thing, autocorrected. At least he probably isn't literally a bot
>>60507522Anon ....... Jeffrey is ..... he's ...............
>>60507524This is cope. Sorry to hear about your puts
>>60507483It was encouraged and programmed when they showed niggers basic investing knowledge on GTA 5. I wonder what kind of programming they will think of next in GTA 6
It's because they have gone full communist. State banks are rolling over every single loan and bond. Doesn't matter how healthy the underlying business is, everybody gets a bailout.
In 2025 so far, new financings totalled RMB 18.63 trillion - going by official GDP growth data that implies they needed about 6-7 RMB in finance to generate 1 RMB in GDP growth. Real data probably even worse.
92% of new finance went to corporations. 5% to households.
They are keeping unprofitable / unproductive businesses rolling (majority of which state owned) just to keep people employed as a financial stability safety net.
It does not bode well for the world economy if China is operating on the same principles as Tito's Yugoslavia or late-stage USSR.
>>60507522to the extent that people believe in astrology, it certainly affects the markets
whether it is "true" in a more literal sense is another matter
>>60507533You have a bad personality you know, I'm not even being mean to you, I just don't understand what you get out of being here
>>60507541Look man, Iโm sorry that your puts didnโt work out but that doesnโt mean you have to cry everytime a CELH meme is posted.
>>60507549Anti CELH poster is a bot
>>60507549-_- forget about it, christ
>>60507527Who cares if he is dead, the Rockefellers, Rotschild, and even that weirdo billionaire Wexler who owns Victoria secret all have these weird astrology shit in their mansions.
>>60507264I will paint the chart youโll see you will all see
>>60507557there are definitely people in the tranny anal general who talk about this occasionally. I doubt in a very positive way thoughbeit
>>60506784Kongsberg, Thales, Safran, Airbus.
I bought SAAB during the dip 2-3 days ago because there have been some downgrades. Fools I laugh, only the dead have seen an end to war. Holding until 20% higher. One could also hold way into 2026 when the first payouts from the Thai purchases of Gripen start coming in, as well as some other things. The coming Swedish rate cut and the EU zone QE will also boost.
Of course there is more money to be made if one digs deep and finds the publically listed subcontractors for SAAB and BAE and so on.
not impressed with turkey bacon.
Any of y'all trading macro will sleep better if you completely ignored it and focus on undervalued stocks. If there is a market crash then look to buying LEAPS of these stocks to leverage returns.
>>60507612The point is a similar taste at much less fat and calories. Though this diet bacon will never be the same as the real thing.
>>60507522no theories but I have this horoscope app that gives me like a daily message, one time I was holding a bunch of call options for pltr before earnings and the message was to "relax and be patient", I ended up holding them through earnings for like a 6x. That and the full moon/new moon seem to affect things. Idk maybe I'm schizo though. There's that one quote from JP Morgan that says anyone can be a millionaire, but billionaires use astrology. idk if it's real though.
I spent too much on my credit card and now (to pay it off every month like I do) I can't invest as much as I usually do.
I bought my mom an iPhone 16e and me a Sig P365. So it isn't like I bought junk.
>>60507686you can't tell me what to do
we need immediate intervention and boots on the ground in the middle east.
Think the market might be realizing that Iran and Israeli firing missiles at each other has no bearing on the market. Israel doesn't have the equivalent Iraq War capability needed to truly win a military war. Iran doesn't have the means to do more than hassle Israel for years with daily strikes. It is really a stalemate.
>>60507318Now that Oracle is finally done I'm counting on Jerome to make my russell bags pump (like they always do for the last few speeches after FOMC) so I can pack up and leave the shed of Don The Cuck.
>>60507697I just did. And loose weight too while you're at it. Anon all you do all day is sit around and look at these boards and shitcoin get rich quick schemes. Go outside. Touch grass. Stop being fat. And for god's sake get rich already wtf
What do you guys think this week will bring?
If itโs anything like the last many happenings, we should pump when the dust has settled.
>>60507725Think Iโll sell some Celsius puts
>WASHINGTON (AP) โ President Donald Trump rejected a plan presented by Israel to the U.S. to kill Iranโs Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, according to a U.S. official familiar with the matter.
>The Israelis informed the Trump administration in recent days that they had developed a credible plan to kill Khamenei.
>After being briefed on the plan, the White House made clear to Israeli officials that Trump was opposed to the Israelis making the move, according to the official who was not authorized to comment on the sensitive matter and spoke on the condition of anonymity.
>>60507726psssh, pathetic
ngmi
>>60507736>break the cycle of taco w/ the oy vey heard 'round the worldIf true, lol, lmao even.
place your bets on how much the futures will gap down
>>60507736>White House made clear to Israeli officials that Trump was opposedThat means he gave the green light, he just does not want Iran to try to same
>>60507778its mossad 9/11ing him he should be worried about
chat I have 10k what do I buy before open, I can start trading in 8h
>>60507784>its mossad 9/11ing him he should be worried aboutSince Trump agreed to let Israel attack Iran, and provided as much US assistance as he could deny, Israel no longer needs Trump and he is disposable now.
>>60506644 (OP)>You will never be EuropeanThank God.
>>60507786go all in on buying 6/20 48 dollar celsius calls for .01
>>60507736why are they always leaking shit to media
>>60506998>I'll be able to comfy-retire while they'll work their asses off to 65 just to pay for all of that shit.Question is, what will you do with all that free time without a family to take care of? You might think you want to travel and have fun for the rest of your life but that's probably because you're in your 20s, your outlook shifts after you hit your 40s and 50s and you might find that you saved all that money just to support a supremely boring lifestyle of hedonism that doesn't fulfill you anymore.
>>60507824>why are they always leaking shit to mediastandard political tactic to deny publically what they approved privately. If Trump admitted they are trying to kill Iran's leader then its a green light on Bibi and Trump anyone, so they claim to not approve of the plan. A few months from now it will come out Trump did approve the plan.
>>60507854most boring game ever made
>>60506644 (OP)I work for a company that has 401k, but there's a 4 year vest on it which seems like a scam. I max it out, but I'm tempted to stop doing it and just buying gold or something. So far for this year I have $10k in unvested balance. Is it worth doing this even with the bullshit vest?
Will buy OXY, Iran will close the straits of Hormuz
>>60507934>but there's a 4 year vest on ityou need to get clarification on what this means exactly. You can open your own IRA and Roth IRA. One reason to use your work's is they match. Do you mean you have to work there 4 years before they match, or before they give you stock, or other retirement benefits? Go talk to HR to be sure you understand all the details.
Oil weekendfutures at 76,15
>>60507950I need to stay with the company at least 4 years for each year I contribute. So if I max it out in 2025, in 2029, I am fully vested for that year. Seems like such a scam to me, but I make too much to contribute to ROTH I think
>>60507934I'm not American and I don't know how 401k's work or what it means to vest in this case, but if it's your pension you should not be messing around with singular bets.
Your pension fund should be in a broad passive index, and you should only make specific bets with fuck you money, fully aware that you're probably going to fumble and you'll never outperform a passive index in the long run, but it's kinda fun to do it.
>>60507946>Will buy OXYWhy Oxy, if oil prices go up it goes up for all producers. There is a lot of price hedging so an increase in price may not mean giant profits immediately.
>>60507964>I need to stay with the company at least 4 years for each year I contributeThis does not make any sense for a 401k, its your money when you put it in the day you put it in. You can actaully put in the entire amount (IRS max allowed for that year) on January 1 (if you have it) and earn interest on it. I think you need to meet with HR and go over the plan in detail.
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you bought oil calls for next week on friday, right fren?
the iz-4-realies said they would target oil, u didn't believe dis fren?
oopsie whoopsie trwading so hawd
>>60507969I don't really know either, Warren buffet bought it and it's being shilled. Are there better options like chevron?
UNH seems like a good buy
>>60507966checked. good advice, thanks for bringing me back to reality, anon. I had a 401k I rolled over to an IRA and I ended up trading in the account. Made almost 100k on UPWK and UUUU and then my brother gave me a "hot tip" on NVAX (even though when he told me about it I said the chart looked like shit). He said, then don't do it in an almost mocking tone. So I put in 40k from the IRA. Made almost 20k. Then I went almost all in (this was during the ZIRP/Covid era) and I ended up blowing up my entire account. Hard lesson to learn, but lesson learned nonetheless. So I had to start over from zero a few years ago, but realizing how fucking far behind I am, and it's so damn discouraging seeing other people on here making beaucoup bucks. which is making me question my contribution match.
>>60507977I get whatever I put in, but the match is what is vested, not the original IRS limit of 24k or w/e this year's is.
>>60507993Put er there mang
>t 25 UNH at 299
>>60507999Gonna get in at 312
>>60507985>Warren buffet bought itBecause of Buffett's money he gets special deals the rest of us cannot get. He did not talk about the secret parts. He shilled his buys after he bought them. Better options? There are oil producers (mega international, national, state, locals). Midtream - transport oil from production to refiners (pipelines and tankers). And downstream (refiners and distribution (gas stations). The offer different benefits and drawbacks, different dividends or no dividends. Some have shitty DEI CEOs that have not been fired yet and are killng the company, or holding it back. If you are looking for some sudden increase in revenue you may consider marine tankers - check their 10 year price history and see the cycle - they were making good money when the Houties were attacking ships and the ships had to take the long way around (charged a lot more, more revenue), but the were declining in price recently. With the latest between Israel and Iran the price of tankers is going up. If Iran closes the straight of hummus oil prices and taker rates will go very high.
>>60507994>but the match is what is vestedYes, get more clarification on that so you can plan is it worth it to stay. Does it go up based on how long you work there, salary, title/position? All important to know so you can make the best plan.
Looks like the conflict is a direct nothingburger, but if Oil stays here it will fuck up the inflationreports in a few months.
>irgc routing
You have 15 hrs to dump your puts
>>60507980i thought about it on friday but them already being +400% put me off
i might still have time on monday though...
>>60507537but enough about the Fed and their "special purpose vehicles"
>>60507985>Are there better options like chevron?some tankers FYI. You can use Yahoo Finance to quickly compare companies, and they have stock screeners too to help you find, review and compare stocks. Be aware some companies are limited partnerships (LPs) or trusts which are not allowed in retirement plans for tax reasons, and require special tax considerations, so I suggest you stick with actual stocks. Not financial advice, and probably retarded.
>>60507736>>60507762If Trump doesn't TACO on this issue, Trump will be replaced by EOY 2025.
Vance, or whoever else will be installed, will gleefully send white boys to die for Greater Israel.
>>60507963Das geht die Woche wohl wieder gut runter.
Zu wenig Zerstรถrung, bisher.
>>60508013Ok I looked up the docs just now:
>The company will match 50% of your 401(k) contribution up to the maximum annual contribution. All employer contributions are subject to a vesting schedule based on service hours.The plan allows for Traditional and Roth contributions (no after-tax "mega backdoor" roth currently)
Max employee contribution per year: 2024:
< 50 years old $23,000 / Match (50%): $11,500 / Total potential contribution $34,500
>= 50 years old $30,500 / Match (50%): $15,250 / Total potential contribution $45,750Years of service for vesting / Percentage:
less than 1, 0
1, 20%
2, 40%
3, 60%
4, 80%
5, 100%
so I was wrong, it vests per year, but it actually takes 5 (!!) full years to vest any one year's match. Lol.
>>60508003Ah I see, would ExxonMobil and enbridge be good bets? How do you build your knowledge in the O&G sector?
>>60508043>If Trump doesn't TACO on this issue, Trump will be replaced by EOY 2025.I'm pretty sure that attempting to assassinate the US President will probably not help the jewish PR issues they're having as of late. It also just leads to a ten year civil war that causes a mass diaspora of American jews to all reaches of the globe, which no one is happy with.
>>60507824To be fair Netanyahu confirmed that on FOX News.
>>60506656Watch S&W randomly beat go up 20%. screenshot this post
>>60508037Thanks fren, was looking at frontline
>>60508059of course it would, oy vey iran holocausted the us president time for another forever war
>>60508059>the jewish PR issues they're having as of lateWhat issues?
The western world is completely ZOG'd.
Who is this even for at this point
>>60508066Wouldn't be surprised if they did that. They practically got away with 2001.
>>60508071>What issues?Exactly. No one notices until it's too late.
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>>60508048Jo, ist schon wieder unter 74. Aber wie gesagt, die Inflationsberichte werden nicht mehr so gut aussehen mit ~-12% gasoline.
Genau dann wenn die Fed voraussichtlich cutten wรผrde (mM in September), wรผrde der Inflationsbericht wegen dem starken Drop in รl und Benzin im August 2024 anders aussehen. Wenn das nun so bleibt und weiter steigt wird das ganz schlecht aussehen.
Where's the doom and gloom you fucks?! Huh?! I told you fuckers friday nothing ever happens spy isn't dropping we crab all day every day.
>>60508083But how will you fit that much poop into an elementary schoolgirl
How do I avoid the Megaten/Pokemon "collect them all" problem with ETFs?
>>60508103Set a min and a max % for any position of your portfolio, and follow your own rules
>futures green
insane market, but I'm ok with it. I'm selling call and puts. if we stay here til 27th I'll get max win.
>>60508103I just hold one because diversification mad overrated but you can use something like etf overlap to make sure your not heavy in dumb shit
These green futures are just bait for bulls. We see blood red tomorrow.
>>60508057>How do you build your knowledge in the O&G sector?I used to work in the OG sector, not any more. But still, it takes time to review companies. All companies lie about their operations. Main stream media shills their stock just before it goes down and shits on it before it goes up. OG runs in big cycles, look at XOM price for the last 5 years, CVX, these are large companies with some different emphasis on production vs distribution/refining and where they operate. CVX costs a little more, is a bit more focused on production, pays a little more dividend (some biz anons hate dividends or think they are insignificant). Your time frame is important, too. You can buy some of each and make your own "ETF" or buy an actual upstream ETF
>>60508116>etf overlapI am checking that
>>60508131I hear that CVX is objectively a better company than Exxon...is this true?
>>60508138>I hear that CVX is objectively a better company than ExxonI do not think so, nor see any reason to believe so. I did not work at Chevron, I used to interact with operations and they were always very smart, capable and determined to strip every drop of oil out at a profit. You know, both Chevron and Exxon used be standard oil before standard was broken up in the anti-trust suits long ago. Standard was broken up into the seven sisters, and the sisters are recombining again to form fewer larger companies, like the liquid terminator.
>>60508160>recombining again to form fewer larger companies, like the liquid terminatorThis is pretty neat, I don't think Standard should've been broken up imo. I just think the whole point of owning oil stocks is for the cash flow...there are only so many ways to extract oil, so I don't see much growth from here. CVX atm provides the better cash flow.
Bought SOXL and 17 and sold at 20.50
>>60508083Ich lehne mich jetzt mal ganz weit aus dem Fenster und behaupte:
>Die Fed senkt die Zinsen diese woche um 25 bis 50 bps.Besser jetzt, wo die Inflationsberichte noch "schรถngemalt" sind und sich alle freuen wรผrden, die Bรถrse, sowie Trump.
Ende des Jahres mรผssten sie evtl. zu viel erklรคren warum man dies nun tut, wenn die Inflation doch wieder heiร lรคuft (falls dies so eintrifft)
Die Wahrscheinlichkeit eines krรคftigen cuts in dieser Woche wird gewaltig unterschรคtzt, imo.
Wie gesagt, jetzt wรผrde sich noch niemand beschweren sondern den Politikern und den Bรถrsen wรผrden die Shorts ankleben...
>>60508073Devoted MAGAtards.
>>60508182I did something like that and then bought back in at 21-22
>>60508182Holding from $11
>>60508195chat is this true and what does it mean for my portfolio?
>>60508183>Besser jetzt, wo die Inflationsberichte noch "schรถngemalt" sind und sich alle freuen wรผrden, die Bรถrse, sowie Trump.Hmmm... ja, eigentlich wรผrde ich absolut "nein" sagen, basierend auf den Risiken und den Inflationsdaten (auch wegen den zahllosen Revisionen) und insbesondere den PMI und ISM-Daten (die noch im Widerspruch zu PCE stehen), aber andererseits hat er dasselbe auch letztes Jahr gemacht, als recht erkennbar war, dass die Inflation nicht wirklich abebbt bzw. wieder aufsteigen wird.
>>60508073ANY TRADEDEALS YET?
>>60508195>Iran just nuked Tel AvivDamn, don't threaten us with a good time like that.
>>60508195I didn't know I could cum from just a thought but here I am.
>5,986.25 +7.00 (+0.12%)
this makes sense how?
>>60508282Diamondhands, APES
>>60508282flight to safety
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>>60508282>The numbers, Mason. What do they mean?
>>60508073The goal is to keep domestic supporters (with totally contradicting ideas about him) onboard by keeping everything eternally suspended
>>60508282we already dropped on friday
>>60508213Ja, der "jumbo 50" letztes Jahr war "4 the LULz"
>>60508220Lol this anon cums hands free thinking about men, what a fag.
The insufferable schizo turk german fags are back and they are using google translate speaking german because no one takes their opinions seriously.
>>60508323To be fair, watching Israel get turned into an irradiated glass parking lot is kinda hot.
>>60508092did you watch the doc on that sub? fucking insane.
>>60508367Several different perspectives and all I can think of is that they thought that being rich and cheap at the same time would override the laws of physics or something. Reminds me of that Paper Skies video where Soviet admirals all got killed Final Destination style because their medals were too heavy for the already overloaded plane to fly with.
>>60508337Halt dei Goschn.
Deine Mutter scheiรt sich im Tante-Emma-Laden in die Hosen.
yeah, i'm buying calls tomorrow
>captcha: yankn
>>60508376I saw this couple in a pull along camper with a mice problem. They were talking about this $20 mice repellent being expensive. I'm thinking you got a 60k truck pulling a 40k camper. What is $20 to these people?
>>60508396>i'm buying calls tomorrowIm selling calls tomorrow
>>60508376it's crazy that every time they heard a pop on previous test runs, he said "yeah that's normal"...
>they thought that being rich and cheap at the same time would override the laws of physics or somethingI mean his wife _was_ jewish and a descendent of the Macy's brand... kek
also was related to 2 people who signed the declaration of independence.
>>60508403People cheap out on the weirdest stuff.
>>60508435>it's crazy that every time they heard a pop on previous test runs, he said "yeah that's normal"...Technically, he wasn't lying. Warning signs were continually ignored.
>also was related to 2 people who signed the declaration of independenceWell, the folks who signed the Declaration of Independence are dead, so that's another thing that the submersible victims have in common.
>>60508110>insane marketWe were only red on Friday because of worries that the US would full retard into Iran
>>60508409Thank you for your service.
>>60508344I would be enjoying it if this wasn't the plan of Israeliel to drag America into this bullshit with the biggest ZOG president in charge.
>>60508214>>60508220lol Jew hate is such a warhammer 40k nerd fest
We had a bunch of white people trying to save Palestine and Egypt booted them out and Israel saved Greta from dying. Itโs over.
>>60508461in other words the golden bull run is back on track
>>60508396looking at it from picrelated's angle is even more comical.
making it seem that Biden really was the only one bringing monetary inflation down. lmao
>>60508473>with the biggest ZOG president in chargethat is why the elected him, they tried to kill him, but they made a deal.
>>60508475Society on the whole is experiencing Jew fatigue and Black fatigue. People didn't notice when times were good but now that times are bad it's getting closer to the point where we have to separate the wheat from the chaff.
bombs in haifa, oil refinery struck. its over
>>60508459>Well, the folks who signed the Declaration of Independence are dead, so that's another thing that the submersible victims have in common.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isidor_Straus
this was his wife's family. they died on the Titanic so I almost wonder if she was the enabler here.
>>60508478A mirage caused by excluding โlargeโ (+$100k) time deposits and institutional money market funds from m2, the exclusion of large time deposits is particularly egregious as the small/large break has never been updated so the overwhelming majority of time deposits are now โlargeโ
>>60508475>lol Jew hate is such a warhammer 40k nerd festHey, videogames are now normie-tier mainstream, now it's only a matter of time before the really autistic stuff becomes mass-adopted. Anti-semitism is not a potentiality, but inevitability.
>>60508494>they died on the Titanic so I almost wonder if she was the enabler hereWouldn't be surprised if there was a family curse. They should stay away from large bodies of water.
>>60508497stop noticing things
Why does that retard buffet hold so much cash? I mean these "recessions" only last a few weeks at best. What's his aim?
>>60508512its not about the money, its about sending a message
>>60508512He is an out of touch boomer who honestly could have made way more money considering he started with a lot to begin with.
>>60508512>Why does that retard buffet hold so much cash?Its "cash" meaning he is earning at least 4% or more buying US notes, bills and bonds while waiting for something large enough for him to invest some in.
>>60508512He saves it for dip buying.
I know the delusional market thinks Taco man is gonna prevent the middle east from turning into a nuclear wasteland but there's only so much he can do. Party's over.
>>60508512He's still stuck in the pre-covid era where the stock market actually went down a little bit sometimes
>>60508539>implying that wasn't the plan all along
>>60508557How close to retirement are you? That's for when your no longer need to accumulate and are more concerned with preserving your capital and setting up income for early in your retirement. I guess you could also use it if you think there will be a big market crash, but potentially some more upside before it does.
Is this good for a 30 yr old?
I also got about $10k cash, $120-$200k in crypto and $40k in another 401k.
>israel and iran strike each others oil refineries
>oil price goes down
what's going on? does the market think iran will pussy out soon? they're looking real weak right now, putin pulled out some of his diplomats from tehran which can't be a good sign for them
>>60508512before he leaves berkshire he's going to yolo it into a 0DTE for his legacy
>>60508578The amount is fine, but putting all your eggs in the crypto basket is risky.
>>60508539>Party's over.Party is just starting, get ready for max gains
>>60508539war is super bullish bobo don't be silly.
>>60508512took six years for shit and piss 500 to reach pre crash ATH again last time.
The dude can get 5% sitting on his ass risk free while he waits for opportunities. He once famously said: The stock market is a mechanism for transferring wealth from the impatient to the patient.
>>60508611With all due respect he doesn't have a lot of time left kek
>>60508578>$120-$200k in cryptoHow do people sleep at night keeping this much cash in ponzi schemes? You could wake up tomorrow and it's all gone.
>>60508620Cause iโm all in crypto bluechips. Either im wrong or iโm right. I stopped investing into it.
Is something finally happening? Iโm skeptical
>>60508642>Is something finally happening?
>>60508653no. nothing ever happens
>>60508636based fate liver.
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cool my stock is green on robinhood 24h
>>60508636>crypto bluechipsNo such thing.
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Khameni dead. Bullish?
>>60508680Doesnโt matter based on my projections even if it went to zero iโd be more than fine.
My retirement plan is SEA and iโve fully tested it out these past few months. Healthcare problem finally solved. My view yesterday.
>>60508687i dont care i want politics to die
Can someone explain how the threat of nuclear war doesn't even cause the market to drop half a percent
>it's priced in
No it wasn't. Nobody knew it was gonna happen. It's bullshit and rigged
>>60508719where's the nuclear war
it's just iran getting completely bent over and raped with no ability to respond except
>raised the floog>hauled 2137 rockets at israel>2136 has been destroyed mid flight>one hit a palestinian civilian walking>allah is greatunless other countries pile in to help Iran, this is less than nothing.
>>60508687Show me the body?
>>60508719the government literally said they knew it was going to happen you retard
>dead thread
>crabbing markets
>no mass riots
>no nukes
>no tariff deals
>no deportations
>no news besides Trump flip flopoing like a fish
The absolute state of markets.
>>60508719Because no one believes anyone will use a nuke because we are too afraid of them. Besides don't these people have tanks? Right now they are just moving missiles around. Where is the actual war? People fighting, artillery. Jets are great at attacking behind enemy lines, but they can't carry much. Artillery is where most of the explosive poundage of warfare happens.
>>60508719Who's going to nuke whom?
>>60508751the market is going to nuke everyone's puts
Why. Isn't. Our. President. Making. The. Stocks. Go. Back. Up.
>>60508734>>no news besides Trump flip flopoing like a fishI'm unironically completely isolated from the news apart from funny soijak memes I see on Xitter. What is Orangutard exact flip flopping on? What am I supposed to do here with my SPY that I'm holding
Looks like women's underwear is going to give me a nice return on my Friday calls.
How come more BDCs dont own equity in their clients companies?
>0% returns since "Business Man" took office
>More wars, higher oil prices and higher interest rates
>at least 21k illegal aliens in my city, half of them already with atleast 2 anchor babies and many more to come.
iam so disappointed bros
>>60506644 (OP)My Berkshire B fell 4.6% and I lost 94 bucks shoul I buy more BRK.B or just buy more VT
I got a letter from the IRS saying I owe them $2100 since the 2022 tax year for "delinquent filing" and "other penalties"
>>60508763Nothing to do. Keep holding.
>>60509034keep buying berkshire, never stop buying berkshire.