>>60509548 (OP)never be captain save-a-hoe no matter how hot the hoe looks
imagine being worth 6.5 billion and be 30 the absolute most eligible bachelor around and you settle for an older single teenage mom 'actrice'
who then very promptly fantasizes made up assault charges to get your dollarinos
if you ever make it ensure that the shares in the family company only go to married children with offspring