War over nothing ever happens edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60510214

Buy SBSW

stocks

>>60511033
I fucking love it when these retards get assfucked.

>BUY OIL
BUY OIL
>BUY OIL
BUY OIL
>BUY OIL
BUY OIL

tonight oil fields gonna burn

>>60510989
30's and 40's isn't time to be conservative yet. Ideally find the lowest expense ratio total market america and total market international

>>60511038
We live in a world where you can easily get 13% returns by doing nothing and these bozo's keep gambling

>reposting because I didn't pay attention to the baking because I'm an idiot

S&P500 gets rebalanced this friday, I thought about buying some shares in companies that are eligible for inclusion for farm some money from ETF's rebalancing.
From marketcap Applovin (APP/$140.9 billion) should get the biggest stake but I noticed that they also fulfilled all the requirements last march but didn't get included for some reason.
Can someone spoonfeed me if I am missing something or has a similar strategy?

>Two sources, one senior Iranian official and a well informed regional diplomat denied to me categorically any Iranian signal to end hostilities, the Iranian official told me: Israel started the war not Iran, there were no messages sent in this regard.
Quote
>The Wall Street Journal
>@WSJ
·
2h
>Exclusive: Iran is urgently signaling it wants to end hostilities and restart nuclear talks, sending messages to Israel and the U.S. via intermediaries https://on.wsj.com/4lbEipS

Who the fuck is lying?
Do they do this to suppress the oil price? To pump the stockmarket as a trap?

Have any of you guys ever called Dave Ramsay and told him you get financial advice from schizos on 4chan?

>>60511044
>>60511052
reminder to never drink and /smg/

RED ALERT

Cashbros... whats the play here?

>>60511087
GOOG, SWK, maybe BRK.B

Buy silver.

>>60511102
Do we know what the new berkshire guy is doing?

>>60511087
Voyager technologies VOYG

>>60511087
all in on wendy's and kraft

>>60511087
Give it to me.

>>60511087
I wonder how many of you benefited from the dollar depreciating

i went goog, unh today, and ive continously slurped volvo b for like 3 days now
sold amd too early but still a nice 4%
i think i shouldve held amd for another 2 week or so, i feel like itll go sit around 140

>>60511104
Fresnillo plc

guys I really want to invest 3 k more before I go to sleep, please give me some promising options thank you

>>60511102
idk about BRK.B anymore. it's underperformed hard since warren's announcement, fallen back to liberation day lows

Israel is about to get nuked in 1 hour.

Why is GOOGL such a incredible peace of shit stock? I hate my life.

>>60511147
I'm already bullish you don't need me to go further in

>>60510702
I made the right choice, here. Remember fellow 0dtechads, a gain is a gain whether a it’s 5% or 500%. You still won.

I'm at ATHs again and feeling the itch to sell, but I know we can go higher soon. So I'm just gonna be a greedy retard and hold

>>60511143
>give me some promising options thank you
long term, short term, just a gamble, what are you looking for?

>>60511147
Dollarnukes dropped by Washington, that is.

>>60511162
short term / gamble

>>60511160
nothing wrong with trimming and locking in some
gains.

Besides fertilizers, what are some sectors/themes which are not being talked about much? Also, how to gain exposure to teenage girls?

>>60511144
Yeah, I should emphasized MAYBE. Earnings will probably make or break it.

Looks like I bought the oil dip (my oil companies aren't recovering though).

srpt?

>>60511171
International dividends fucking exploded and no one is talking about it

>>60511173
>Looks like I bought the oil dip
ME war is not as big as hoped, Iran has not closed the straight of Humus for max profit

>>60511181
This is just from the dollar depreciating.

Could we dump any slower?

>>60511184
Correct. But the dividends scale with that so it's this weird place where the stocks can increase by 20% but the divy's also increase by 20%

>Israeli oil refinery hit by Iranian missiles
I didn't even know Israel had refineries.

>>60511200
every country has refineries

>>60511200
>oil not even green
no wonder you don't know

>>60511152
Is there a reason to buy GOOGL over GOOG? I know GOOGL has voting rights (which don't matter for retail) and is slightly cheaper, but GOOG beats it in growth.

>>60511204
The voting rights give the stock a premium. Sometimes that premium is in your favor and sometimes its not

>>60511204
It's the exact same shit. I just buy whichever is cheaper.

>>60511200
They only have like 50 power stations in the entire country, once those are found its good night on tel aviv

They really want me to close my shorts and then rug it 1 minute later

>>60511211
>>60511216
So if I wanted to double down on Alphabet, GOOGL would be the better choice currently instead of adding to my existing GOOG?

>>60511167
Yeah you're right. I trimmed my SSO and UPRO positions by half.

>>60511232
They both get the same dividends so buying the cheaper one should be slightly higher expected return. That being said it really doesn't matter.

why is oil microdumping again

>>60511262
Why would you pay for dinosaur shit.

Goog and UNH for me

>>60511059
already priced in

Alibaba having a good day on positive chinese retail numbers.

SOXL G’s what’s the move? Time to slurp some soxs?

>>60511264
Dividend / share

>>60511284
Imagine willingly owning INTC via SOXL. Couldn't be me.

Mooglies I hope you reinvested all your dividends!

A whopping £35 post-tax for my 300 shares.

>>60511284
Hold until 100. Simple as.

>>60511304
I got about 1.5€...

short gme more so I can slurp

>>60511304
>/pol/ has a happening
/biz/ is healing

Clown market

MP going ballistic again. Wish I've gotten sooner.

>>60511171
ULTA for teenage girl exposure. Look up new articles about skin care routines for younger girls is increasing.

How are we feeling about TMC boys

>>60511333
It literally has not been faker. It's getting worse from day to day.

I have no issues believing that even if they'd drop a nuke the market would dump for one day, but not 24hours. Just the day would be red, but there'd be a recovery the same day going into the next.

>>60511349
Scam company. Short term trading only.

>>60511355
simple game theory means you always buy the nuclear war dip. 100% of the time.

>>60511355
the 2 liberation days were absolutely insane, I thought for sure it would start recovering day 2. other than that it's been clown shit, for sure.

>>60511358
alright they are up 20 percent today so I think im just gonna go to sleep

>>60510984
>How did you find out about SRM? Did you just get lucky?
Thank you anon. I did very well on SRM. It have a scanner that tells me the highest percentage stocks over the last 2 weeks, tells me the current pullback from the top, and also tells me the relative volume on the day. I also compare everything to a news scanner. SRM was near the top in percentage gains, had a massive relative volume on the day (currently over 300x it's 30 day average), had fresh news regarding a crypto treasury, and was still making new highs. All that historically combines for a high probability of further gains. My stop loss was the pre-market low.

Where's that Gorilla Tech guy? Its crabbed all day I was expecting 10%. I DEMAND MY 10%!!!!

Is $DOCN a bagger?

>>60511377
I bought too. We'll see what happens on Wednesday. :+)

>one retail drone with a grenade strapped to it could upend the oil cartel globally
I hope you shorted

>>60511372
thank you for sharing. I am just getting into this so I appreciate the information and learning about your process.

hey /biz/
give me some US war stocks please

Would it be possible to make an ETF that holds exactly one (1) stock?

In my country, gains from stocks are taxed 15% when selling, but gains from ETFs are tax free.
Dividends get 30% withholding tax from the US and an additional 5% tax here, but ETFs that are domiciled in Ireland and Accumulating only pay 15% withholding in the US and no dividend tax here (since the divvies are automatically reinvested).

Actually, just any stock you think has a play with a war in Middleeast >>60511393
like who tf builds drones?

>>60511393
>US war stocks
every single one of them, anon. every single one

The Shit & Piss 500 in € is still 12% off its ATH.

>>60511393
RCAT. US drone designers. Drones are the future of warfare and chinks are way ahead. I would say Anduril but they are still private but whenever they go public that will be a interesting one.

I was going to buy NET this morning, but I got stuck on ANOTHER FUCKING PHONE CALL. Why does this shit keep happening to me? I HATE WAGING

>>60511401
>RCAT
thnx, looking into it

>>60511394
they exist. Yield max and leverage etfs I know of only hold one stock. they might also hold treasury notes and options thoughever.

>>60511399
curious about that myself. how cyclical is eur/usd? will usd recover lets say in the next 5-10 years or is it fucked?

I said on Friday that this would be a nothingburger for the markets, and I was right. We're right back to where we were.

>>60511417
If you want to normalize for currency fluctuations, multiply SPY times DXY. That accounts for not just the euro but the dollar compared to all the major currencies

>>60511347
Why invest in ULTA instead of P&G or Unilever?

>POOL
Was dementia the catalyst for Buffett's retirement? What the fuck was he thinking when he bought this piece of shit?

>>60511429
That's a very nice graph, is that LSEG?

>>60511419
Damn you were right. I remember when you said that.

>>60511439
TradingView

>>60511464
Damn I didn't know tradingview looked this good. I've been using Yahoo Finance for the past decade

>>60511439
>Nigger doesn't even recognize tradingview

I'm getting really fucking sick of time travelers.

>>60511417
Regardless of what you or I think, choosing to EUR hedge the S&P500 is taking an active position and those never go well. Just let it do its own thing over time.

My personal opinion is that Europe is screwed with enemies everywhere including from within. I also think the USD is fucked with debt that is out of control.
I am also usually wrong about things.
Therefore I take no position whatsoever and do not EUR hedge when buying an American index fund.

>>60511447
The main thing to remember here is that Iran isn't actually that powerful. Anybody who was ever worried about "World War 3" just because Iran gets its shit slapped wasn't paying attention to how weak the IGRC actually is, or how weak Iran's allies have been lately.
Moreover, oil has already been very cheap and that's because the rest of OPEC has been pumping like mad and aren't interested in keeping prices high. So even if Iran has issues getting its oil out, its really not much on a world scale.

>>60511486
I want to FUCK time travelers

>>60511432
Lmao been thinking the same ever since I added it to my stock list after he bought. Archaic boomers like Buffett have been out of touch with the market since Covid.

>>60511489
Buying CHF and JPY denominated div stocks for diversification away from dollars has been one of the better investments this year

dumped my GUSH call just below breakeven in disgust
SQQQ call two weeks out bc fuck it

>>60511526
get fucked stupid ass war profiteer

>>60511514
>Buffett have been out of touch with the market
Buffett always underperforms during bubbles and like clockwork, people always accuse him of being out of touch with the market, but he always gets the last laugh.

>>60511430
Too broad. The focus was teenage girls. Not everyone who uses soap.

The people selling the top of the bubble gets the last laugh. Buffett gets 4% and will soon be dead.

is we invading iran or not

>>60511567
Anyone dumb enough to hold till the top will lose it all gambling some other way anyways because there is no rhyme or reason behind their investing strategy to begin with.

Calling Options Anon, come in options anon....

Actually, New York needs a nuke

>stonks up
>oil down
>tankers down
Complacency?
Nothing can stop this bull market?
Nothing ever happens?

>>60511598
>Nothing ever happens?
never ever

>>60511601
America will eventually collapse like Venezuela but not yet

>>60511598
Tanker earnings did spike but who knows if it will last.

There is no getting around the fact that oil demand is all about China and China's economy right now seems to be in the doldrums. Geopolitical shocks can only do so much.

Options question again
Looking at CRWV puts expiring this Friday, pic shows same assignment price of about $153 even though premium is getting very high, so what is the down side to selecting the highest premium if the stock price closes at $152 at expriry? what am I missing if I go for the money

>>60511581
looks like it, aircarriers on their way to the persian gulf. An tons refueling planes stationing in europe

If the market keeps on going like this we'll be at 5950 til FOMC

>>60511581
>is we invading iran or not
attacking, not invading. You would see a long buildup of tanks, planes, troops before an actual invasion. Special ops are in there fighting for israel now

probably going to be a boring week desu
>Powell tomorrow
>we're going to use our tools to wait and see if Iran will attack in two weeks also nigger employment is on my desk, that'll be all

a lot of people have been noticing this trend

repeatedly a big chunk of volume on US exchanges is 1-2 unknown penny stocks
different each time but this keeps happening over and over again

what is going on

probably going to be a boring week desu

>>60511646
casino

>>60511646
>what is going on
money laundering, money transfer out of China. I am trying to figure out how to scan for the next mega pump of some shitty penny stock. I found a few after the pumped and asked AI how to spot them before they pump, after like 20 minutes it came back with a shit answer

Bobos are braindead: see https://en.macromicro.me/series/23955/nasdaq-100-pe

This is going to be the greatest bull run in the history of humanity, AI and Quantum will make us all rich

>colleague says he's looking for a platform to "trade"
>first instinct is to try and help him out
>decide to just keep quiet
>says he wants to trade oil futures with 10x leverage
>some friend did that and made money, apparently
I said nothing.

>>60511593
I'm reading you. Didn't do well today, very little gains because I closed my csps too early. Currently running a spy bear spread which is going well. Market is too pumped atm, wait for the pullback for big moves. Probably on Wednesday

>>60511673
>AI capex eats into profits
>all of that capex flows into Nvidia
>Nvidia is part of NASDAQ
See it all works out

I'm gonna kill that Gorilla Tech shill retard, I'm green on literally everything else today and I can't enjoy those gains because of this one red blip.

Did they activate the 15:50 bots too early?

>>60511692
I had GRRR at $4 and, because it's a scam company, sold it for a couple bucks last year.

>>60511692
That same anon also said not to buy BBAI

>>60511692
Don't know about this particular scam stock, but one of the other ones I saw shilled here was literally just a money laundering op.

>>60511692

I now earn $1 a day in divvies from SCHD :^)

SOXLsissies, wtfwt

>>60511692
>buying because some shill on /smg/ recommended
ngmi

this crabbing is annoying

I demand volatility

Launch some missiles, more tariffs, no tariffs, wheel out Powell for another market tanking speech... something!

>>60511727
sorry I sold some calls and I will NOT be accepting assignment on them.

>>60511726
If I'm lucky I'm going to finish the year at $10 per day

>joos are winning hard
>market pump
What did the market mean by this?

>>60511715
Found the the stock I mentioned, Diginex. Also FT podcast episode about companies like it: https://www.ft.com/content/308d9061-142e-414f-96f4-5594c3a78d67
Starts at around 12:00.

Buy C3 Ai. When the ticker is literally AI, what could possibly go wrong?

I just bought TSLA calls what am I in for?

>>60511767
Getting cucked by a remote controlled robot.

>>60511748
very nice anon, my next goal is $2 a day, then $4 and so on.

>SRPT

4 minutes til pump to top of the day.

>>60511761
DELET THIS

>>60511781

Their latest trial is one more death away from being classed as a serial killer.

If Shkreli takes a long walk off a short bridge will his death be attributed to SRPT?

>>60511030
>>60511132
>>60511164
kys iqdelete

>massive pump on market open
>very gradual decline afterwards
thoughts?

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

>>60511832
+2.56%
Breddy gud

>>60511832
+0.37%. Only holding AAPL (bought today) and GOOG (wish I'd added more). Might fuck around after hours.

>>60511830
Unbearable day

>>60511832
Today: +5.62%
This Month: +7.39%
This Year: -41.39%

coming back maybe

>>60511832
>+0.95%
I don't know how I keep following the market, barely own any S&P companies and diversified around the world.

>>60511832
+0.62%

>>60511832
+2.49% very nice day

>>60511832
+52%, got out at the wrong time so im not very happy

>>60511645
janny please.. why do the sexposters never get hit :D

>>60511832
+22%. You will mine the ocean rocks, and you will be happy.

>>60511832
+4.4%

>>60511832
+$360.50

>XLK ATH
ok now we dump to 4200

>>60511832
-680$ (1/3 of my portfolio) on palantir shorts I was holding for over a month and finally sold today
+67$ on swing trading

this palantir idea was a great fuck-up, but I belive I can slowly recover from that within a month or two

I literally made a text book mistake from a book from a boomer investor I read 5 years ago

just fomo'd JBL calls with all the good news they received, tomorrows earning should be a safe print

>wanted to load up on TMC yesterday but money arrived too late to my brokerage account
end me.

Hello cunts Im still here after 4 years and wondering if any of you super faggots took my advice and bought TMC under 1 $!? I have 64k shares now and wanted to know if anyone joined me in getting rich?

>>60511891
You've got time 'till NOAA approval.

>>60511892
damn 'mirin dem gainz

>>60511832
ANOTHER SHIT DAY
lost 400 bucks out the window on SPY 0dte puts (why puts? how the fuck should i know)
dont fucking play when ur heads not in the game, i didnt sleep enough and gooned
If i just bought calls at the start like I also thought about doing id have been up plenty
BUT NO I HATE BEING RICH
JUST LIKE THESE FUCKING 20/06 AMD CALLS I'VE BEEN HOARDING FOR A MONTH
DAMN 12 CENTS AVG SHOULD BE ENOUGH RIGHT NOPE HAD TO SELL AT 7 CENTS ONLY FOR IT TO GO UP TO 20 CENTS TODAY WOWIE ZOWIE
fucking Bogdanoff has it in for me i swear
only fucking money I made today was buying some 1-2 cent SPY calls at the end of the day that went up to 22 but that didnt erase todays fuckups at all

>>60511891
it s not too late to buy ai dashcams since it s still 81 cents on its way to $3

>>60511891
wow for all the flaws my brok has the coins arrive instantly and you can also withdraw every bankday to have it the same day

>>60511909
>lost 400 bucks out the window on SPY 0dte puts
all the gay 7 all pumped pre hours and you decided to buy puts with such bullish sign?

Why is Shkreli not making fun of baggies anymore? Aren't they fucking subhuman retards who deserve to be mocked relentlessly? What happened Martin? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the only thing I learned as a nu stock bozo of a few months NEVER buy yurostocks, what a fucking waste of time and money
>lower bottoms
>slower recoveries
>slow as fuck gainz
>0 liquidity in the market
shit is fucked yo

>>60511832
wouldn't you like to know Palantir >>60511838

>>60511914
I'm yuropoor + arrive late from work so I have only 2 hour free window during US trading hours and my bank is retarded

>>60511927
GOOG was 177 at 8AM and kept going down to 175.82 at 9:30
Some others on my list have similar movement or just crabbing before open so excuse my cynical retardation
I should have remembered nothing ever happens and line only goes up
fucking watch me go tomorrow as soon as I buy some 604c itll drop faster than you can say DUMP EET
Ive got 6x goog 18/07 195c AND MY COST IS STILL 1.12 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IVE GOT 12x APPL 03/07 215C AT 1.39 AVG IM GONNA GO BROKE

$HIMS recovered, support in low 50s going to high 60s to low 80s by august.

>>60511954
oh yea some banks are still gay and don't do instant sepa. maybe some day as its supposed to become mandatory

>>60511959
tesla and palantir will doomp tomorrow and drag shittypissy down, trust ze plan
>bullish on >>>>>>>>apple
lmfao

>>60511909
>0dte
>buys puts on red days
>doesn't even do spreads

People like you give me daily income

I asked ChatGPT and the final outcome is:
70% VWCE / 30% IITU

Can I get a QRD on the current narrative please

>>60511986
>tesla and palantir will doomp tomorrow
good, I wanted to slurp all day but I'm waiting for the dump, every wall street shitter wants to make tsla pump so it will with the robotaxi rollout on sunday

>>60511959
as someone who lost 90%+ of my port to options mistakes: have you considered dumping all your options and taking a nap

3 days ago

>>60512022
All according to keikaku

>>60512022
Today
>Robin Energy Ltd. Announces Pricing of $5.1 Mill

>>60511909
I’m so weirdly mentally exhausted of stocks, has anyone ever gotten burnout? I’m tired of losing money mainly. I should’ve bought QUBT on the dip. It will be 1300 a share in ten years but still can’t be arsed in case it goes to 0. Good thing I didn’t try my cockamamie Target boycott scheme and lost 80%. Then I have a Mastercard trading idea to short it but because it was a guaranteed 180 dollar loss I just didn’t. Also CRCL is probably a fucking 1500 a share stock in 10 years but again i don’t want to wait that long and sick of risking money. I had no idea what the fuck Circle Internet even was until it doubled or more, apparently I found out its going to be literally the entire world of finance some day because everyone is switching to stable coins well fuck me I know what Tether is but never heard of Circle. Just can’t get passionate anymore. Maybe getting old…

>>60512022
based anon

>>60512037
> claims to be exhausted of stocks
> goes on to describe profit FOMO
> tired of losing money
Reallocate your portfolio to S&P500 and get back to work wagie

How do we feel about ACB? They have an earnings report on the 18th

>>60512028
well at least they are using the stooge market as originally intended

>here is your bullish president returns, bro

>>60512057
I think they'll beat earnings, but not by much. They'll probably get a modest bump post earnings, so I have some longs from last week to play with.

>>60512060
>millennial retard can't handle dollar depreciation which is one of the easiest events to handle
genuine skill issue
get filtered retard

>>60512060
>DOW
Yeah, I've made the same mistake

and just like that
soxl is at 22 again

>>60512060
>>60512064
>gold up 27% YTD
>silver up 21% YTD
>BTC up 16% YTD
>international as a whole, literal bogle tier, up 16% YTD
That's the problem with QE easing. It's made bulls into the dumbest retards possible that can't handle even the slightest paradigm shift.
>"Oh wow the dollar is depreciating more. Should I buy something that ISN'T hedged to the dollar? Naw"

>>60511991
We are in the golden bull run, the #1 ww3 spook of the last 20 years is a nothing burger. Intense tds has created an underclass that will sell cheapies until they have nothing. All you have to do is buy and then buy more of literally anything and you will make it

Don't be the fruit that doesn't buy RICK.

nigger cattle finance

>>60512064
>>60512072
SCHD is so comfy

>>60511986
we'll see, if it does i'll try to slurp with whatever I got left
I bought more apple calls after making money off them the first time around, didn't know they were gonna shit the bed this hard with their AI slop and liquid shit phones
only good thing I did this week was buy 8x DOW
here you have my permission to point and laugh at my positions

>>60511987
how bout you spread em cuck boy

>>60512001
boy i aint dumping shit or at least ill sure as shit try to exit with the least amount of losses possible i aint starting from 0 fuck that

>>60512037
idk dude sometimes i wonder if i shouldnt have just shoveled everything into the highest yield yeildmax and left it there for 3 years
but no gotta gamble and have more

>>60512065
dow doing ok for me so far might sell at 100$ profit

>>60511892
Yeah, I bought 1 share, thanks for the 5x, bro. Bought a mickey d's grilled cheese sandwich.

>yolo bought close to 1000 call leap options on sofi at 22strike
I only need it to hit around to 24 dollars.

I really like the cup and handle $HIMS is making. $HIMZ because im a leverage degenerate.

>>60512077
What key dates should I be eyeing?

>>60511832
>0.67%

Now if only it erased the absolute shit kicking I got on Friday.

>>60511046
lmao sub 60 soon

>>60512122
27 June: UMich Consumer Sentiment report - Currently at 60.5 and any reading below 60 is considered historically very weak, under 55 is a strong recession indicator

05 July: Unemployment report - we are currently at 4.17% on the 3-mo moving avg with a threshold of 4.20% to trigger the "Sahm rule" - a strong recession indicator

31 July: Advance Q2 2025 GDP data would confirm a "technical recession" if negative.

We have already blown past other very strong recession indicators months ago (yield curve inversion etc).
As always, "nothing ever happens".

>>60512154
You said it, nothing matters, nobody cares.

The war is escalating so i'm predicting a pump tomorrow

Bottom?

I don't have a position but I thought about it when walking the dog the other day.

>>60512088
>laptop is greasier than a coomer's goon cave
There's bigger problems than a bricked $9k laptop.

God fucking dammit why didn't I just buy the SRPT dip, now it's mooning

>>60512175
I'd only long Intel if a Taiwan conflict is guaranteed.

>>60512097
Incredibly comfy

>>60512175
>meanwhile if you just put it into SPY you'd have $63,000
index funds ladies and gentlemen
magical things
also holy crap the 2000-2012 era was brutal

>>60511832
+2.7
Not a single thing in the red. AMD was biggest mover for the first time in a long time.

>>60512199
now do 2000-2012 with dca

>>60512037
I'm making money and still getting mentally exhausted because of all the policy chaos and geopolitical shit. Wish I could just take a break from it all, but there's way too much shit up in the air with all the tariff delays and changing every day.

pltr chads stay winning

$100 $TQQQ soon.

I should'a bought more of the war dip

>>60512245
How was I supposed to know it would fizzle out? i was expecting it last until Wednesday at least, I can't believe they both pussed out so fast, Iran was trying to act tough for so long and Israel gets hit by rockets every other month, Russia is looking like a top military just for being willing to committ to a meatgrinder.

>>60512277
>he actually believed in something happening
ngmi

>>60512277
It's simple really, they suck at counterstrike. Counterstrike preformance transfers 1:1 to war preformance. The only countries thay can fight are usa,eu,brasil, and russia

EVACUATE TEHERAN

>t. DJT

>>60512277
your meme lines you drew weren't convincing enough bobo. no one believed you. do better sister.

>>60512281
>he actually believed in something happening
Trump posted for everyone to evacuate Tehran.
ITS HAPPENING

>SPY -19%

What proportion of my 35k to invest should go towards Index Funds/ETFs and what proportion to individual stocks?

>bulls thought they would not rug this shitmarket in AH again after this absolute fake and gay trading session that felt entirely inorganic

GET THE FUCK OUT OF TEHRAN NOW

>>60512315
i don't know what you are talking about

>>60512310
My 401k goes 100% to a s&p500 index. My roth and regular account go to whatever I want.

>>60512306
OH HOLY FUCK. My AAPL is nosediving. I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT ANYMORE.

Explain to me how the fuck the leader of the free world is hinting at a full scale ground invasion of Iran and spy futures don't even budge

>>60512310
You are not going to have to worry about it much longer.....

>>60512368
>hinting at a full scale ground invasion
Turmp is not hinting at a ground invasion, he is hinting at the total destruction of the capital of Iran, and the futures do not move. What's the point of moving it if leads to total nuclear war? Might as well just walk away and hit the bar before banging your sister as the missiles come in.

>>60512378

>>60512368
>i fucking hate X
>markets plummet
>i actually wanted to get along with X all along, I take that fuck X comment back (for now)
and/or
>nothing happens
>two weeks pass
>fuck X
>nobody buys it anymore
And again and again and again. Bomb Iran or send troops there, no reason to trust Blumpf's cringe tweets most of the time.

can I help during war?

>>60512364
take a cope pill
100% profit in 20 years guaranteed

>>60512368
Nothing. Ever. Happens.

>>60512368
Why would Trump nuking Tehran move the stock market? What value does Iran provide for the world?

>>60512428
>Why would Trump nuking Tehran move the stock market?
Russia and China need Iran as part of their survival and to hold off the US/West deep state. Its unlikely they will just sit back and watch Iran go down in flames.

>>60512437
Alright you're just a schizo kek

>>60512292
the taco man strikes again

>>60512154
what about the tariff bullshit

>>60512428
this means a major drop in their biggest export (terrorism)

>>60512437
priced in

Holy fuckin shit, entirely pointless. They won't dump it til FOMC.

Official clown
>Trump's 'evacuate Tehran' tweet is all about getting Iran to negotiate says White House

>A Minecraft Movie
>F1 The Movie
when do we get "SOXL: The Movie"?

Bombing Iran won't affect oil prices, they literally can't respond kek. We can wipe em out and Nasdaq will only go up

Hear me out, this is just to scare you to sell before Jpow cuts 1000bps

SELL
SELL
SELL FOR YOUR LIVES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

>>60512519
>jpow
>cut

>>60512547
i warned you

>>60512448
>Alright you're just a schizo kek
learn a little geopolitics tard, you might understand what is going on

I should have sold the deeeeep in the money put for $8k, now all the salad is going to be tossed

SITUATION

I'm not made for war

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Unironically more trading than during US session

>>60512575
i put all my shekels into nvda puts so if he does i'm getting holocausted

>>60512584
you will serve one way or another

>>60512584
you'll make a fine comfort woman(male)

>>60512576
If China and Russia need Iran for their survival why have they abandoned Tehran kek

Iran is irrelevant to the world

>>60512310
20% each to SOXL, TQQQ, NVDL, NVDX, NVDU.

>>60512310
sell puts on soxl until you're assigned, pussy

>>60512315
Gap up open tomorrow.

>>60512368
>>60512428
Nuking Iran would unironically cause the foretold 3x in 1 year golden bull run.

Yall didnt sell your GUSH or UVXY today .... right?

>Chinese embassy in Israel advises Chinese to leave
IT'S
OVER
.

>>60511027 (OP)
damn ai generation is getting really good

>>60512541
remember when they said iraq had WMDs? what should i invest in for another 20 year long war?

>>60511027 (OP)
>>60512631
kek I've eaten that potatobag/pancake everyday in spain during vacation while Uni

One with onions, the other without. Already premade, just warm it.

owari da

>>60512629
>america stays hands off on israel
>china stays hands off on israel
They'd better fully commit to war because it doesn't look like they're going to receive the help they're asking for soon.

>>60512598
Oh, ok, never mind then.

>>60512620
fucking hell i sold gush call at a minor loss (but swapped to sqqq call, so whatever)

>>60511047
This message is approved by Jack Bogle!

>>60512620
This is why I am so burned out man, tired of taking risks and getting shit on. Luckily I am in cash but I just can't give a dang anymore im so tired.

>>60512679
uvxy has been great this entire year.
Just try to scoop it under 20 bucks and hold.
I dont play options anymore.

>>60512496
>Dumb Money

At least futures do a V after China issuing warning

>happenings only occurring in pre-and after market

getting tired of this...

>>60512585
he spent a week posturing how he totally wasn't going to do this then does it anyway LMAO
kinda funny how the senile fuck keeps managing to do the absolute worst version of every policy goal imaginable

>>60512060
Damn, I feel so bad for those people that decided to put all of their net worth into the DOW on exactly January 1st of 2025.

>>60512633
Gold, guns and ammo because the USA can't afford to pay it's current debts let alone fund another war.

>futures

>>60511713
BBAI is looking good today. Their airport software is being adopted and could become profitable.
It is 1984 Big Brother stuff, but why not make a buck off it?

Do you own research, It is up today and maybe in the future maybe not. People are saying it's a defense stock. They make AI used for security and invasion of privacy. The government might go all in.

I told you to buy it since April of 2022, yes I am the original retarted TMC poster I kinda gave up when it was the 900 second post timer but I'm back now.

>>60512781
>Their airport software

>>60512781
>People are saying it's a defense stock.
They advertise a very pro-veteran hiring practice, not to mention it's full of military jargon and zogese.
>They make AI used for security and invasion of privacy.
When I think of what it used to take, it was a massive undertaking that took an army of people. It probably still will require an army of people, but the data parsing should be more automated. They have few details on how this will come about.
>The government might go all in.
It's highly competitive. Palantir is the big name everyone wants to focus on.

>>60512827
>>60512827
>>60512827

>>60512650
nobody gives a shit what this faggot thinks

>>60512830
there are still posts remaining, just wait for 310 for the bump limit

>>60512834
>just wait for 310 for the bump limit
bump

>>60512810
It's not Gay if it's TSA!
I'd prefer an AI scan myself!

>>60512821
It is compared to Palantir. I missed the boat on that and bought BBAI under $4. I don't have a large position, but I'd be happy with a double to shove into IVV after I sell.