just got my $50k enlistment bonus for joining the army. I put it it all in bitcoin, i will be a millionaire some day. this is like living life on easy mode. why dont you enlist and get free money anon?

>>60514088 (OP)
> rank by height
nice

>>60514088 (OP)
I hope your first tour is Iran

>>60514088 (OP)
>the US Army is so desperate they're advertising on /biz/
I mean I get it, but wow.

>>60514088 (OP)
Man I remember in my AIT training having sex with another 19 year old girl with her roommate right next to us because everyone had a roommate. What a wild time. Happened at my unit too, so many coworkers seeing me or hearing me fuck another coworker. It was so easy then

>>60514088 (OP)
Go away army ad homos. No one wants to die for some billionaire faggot

>>60514088 (OP)
Your life is only worth 50k? Thats extremely pathetic.

>>60514223
desu it seems worth it if you gibsmaxx.
>join air force as a desk jockey
>claim ptsd, soft tissue damage, carpal tunnel, etc.
>tax free VA disability gibs for life
>free college

thats only 0.47 btc, not worth it, maybe if they gave me a whole coin. even then why would I want to be a zogbot?

imagine enlisting for the trenches in iran
>good goi

>>60514247
Not as easy as the internet makes it out to be. Also, the government is known to take away benefits.

>>60514088 (OP)
It’s genuinely depressing that voters here are so brainwashed that they think giving people half a year’s salary instantly just because they agreed to run laps and mops floors on a base that contributes nothing whatsoever to the community at large. OP, I hope WW3 breaks out tomorrow, and you drown in your own blood in a crashed plane somewhere in rural Iran.

>>60515340
Both Republicans and Democrats realize this. That is why the military is constantly downsizing military members over the years.

Soon we will need less than a million to keep us protected.

>>60515364
Seeing as one drone strike can kill more Muslims than 100 builtfat retards who barely passed the ASVAB, and the drone is cheaper and can manned by a single person, why bother giving fags like OP 50k signing bonuses? If/when we go to war, they’re just gonna do a draft, and it’s not like having 100,000 private pyles on reserve is doing us any favors.

>>60514088 (OP)
I look forward to killing when you step foot over my border.

>>60515385
Government is slow when it comes to making adjustments. Remember, in the 1980's we had over 3 million military personnel. Now we have around 2 million despite fighting multiple wars.

The Army is looking to cut 90k military jobs and it will only get smaller.

>>60515385
Also, keep in mind the 50k bonus is spread over four years essentially. You can uber / donate plasma for that kind of money.

>>60514088 (OP)
I'm good looking and am afraid of getting gay raped

>>60514088 (OP)
send me to israel with an automatic weapon in my hand to defend our IDF comrades please. I want to be near our greatest allies, within let's say 100 feet, with a full magazine of 5.56 to uhh protect them with yeah.

>>60514088 (OP)
>Enlisting right now specifically
Lmao. Really hope this shit doesn't escalate, people like OP aren't really prepared for war. Nobody is really but most Americans joining just for the hand-outs specially. At least you didn't throw it all into npc/doge/whatever.

>>60514152
Was she hot?

>>60514141
unironically proof we are going to get involved in another jewish war. i just sold everything.

>>60517162
They were both cute because they were teens. They weren't models or anything, just regular teens girls

>>60514088 (OP)
sorry to break it out for you, will get 200k max from that in the next 10y

>Draftee draftee get in humvee
>All day long you do your “duty”
>Pilot is comfy
>Pilot is cool
>Pilot drops bombs from his control room
>Draftee cries and draftee dies
>Pilot gets bennies, medals and prize

>>60514247
Idk exactly how it works but every single marine vet I know is on partial disability bux.

>>60514088 (OP)
I already make about 140k and have the GI Bill and VA loan. Is there any way that joining the air national guard or air reserve would be worth it? I don't think I'd have much chance to get disability. I guess healthcare would be really good but a may not even make more money. I'm prior army so I wouldn't need to do basic training or anything again

>>60514088 (OP)
Don't forget to set some of that aside to pay taxes. That bonus bumps you into a higher tax bracket than normal.

>>60514152
Guys I get you're doing a job. But pussy is fucking cheap. You don't have to join the MILITARY to get fucking pussy. Go give a whore 20 dollars. Fuck the hell off

>>60514088 (OP)
>lose control over your schedule
>you can be sent to die anywhere at any point
>you are not allowed to leave your room if an 19 year old Mexican doesn't want you to
>pointless cleaning
>you make minimum wage for cleaning toilets
>over half of the people near you are brown and won't talk to you because you're white
>you will be forcefully vaccinated
>etc

40k isn't worth it.

>>60517911
Oh I forgot
>you have to spam 4chan with recruitment posts or else you get screamed at by a bunch of Dominicans who will get screamed at by an Israeli

We are here, btw

Oh

>if you leave they'll gangstalk you forever

Not worth 40k at all. Buy an ad. I'm gonna report the thread for being off topic to business, because joining the military isn't a business and 40k for an 8 year contract of slavery isn't enough to warrant an 8 year slavery contract

>>60517923
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>>60517891
>t. Low IQ schizo

>>60517962
I mean ask someone else in the office to run my IP and shit and tell me if I'm full of shit from experience or not asswipe. My whole family served until pretty recently and it's no longer worth it. If you need the military to make 140k in disability you're a fucking leech. If you need the military to get pussy you have malformed social skills. I could keep going. It's a good arrangement for a few people that join, but for the most part you will be sent to die for israel or to shill your ponzi scheme like you are now.