Man's best friend edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60512827

SBSW is on sale
BUY REDDIT BUY

My fellow 0dtechads where you at??

Digital Ocean or Oscar Health ?

>mfw too stupid and emotional for day trading

>>60514305
still waiting for something to happen
is this the day where it crabs all day because I bought calls

>>60514305
Gay day so far, doesn't trigger my apetite for 0DTEs.

>>60514313
Day trading is a skill that requires catastrophically destroying a part of your brain but is an amazing superpower once you do

>>60514290 (OP)
What is this picture supposed to be

Robinhood won't change my change my phone number and makes me log in via my bank every 30 days. I know I could call and doing the bank thing isn't a real hassle but still. I might switch brokerages since I really only have chump change in the market anyway.

WTFWT

WHY IS THE DOLLAR RAPIDLY STRENGTHENING????

>>60514290 (OP)
What do you think about RKLB? Is it worth buying?

>>60514330
Only one currency can truly break the buck.
Buckbreaker.

>>60514332

No but reddit and fintwit love it and shill it constantly so it has room to run in the short to medium term but ultimately, its worthless.

Why is KMB tanking? People don't buy tissues anymore?

Oil is carrying my whole portfolio. One tiny bright green spot in a sea of red.

EURO IS KING

>>60514325
>requires catastrophically destroying a part of your brain
How so plz explain what you mean

>>60514150
>>60514158

>TFW sold 25 shares of GOOGL for this Gorilla Tech play

The more I deepdive into this company the worse it looks. Indians from head to toe, overpromising, underdelivering. Even the earnings tomorrow are later than expected which doesn't bode well.

Why did you mislead me /smg/ I thought you were my only true friend in this cruel uncaring world.

Buy silver.

>>60514330
war is bullish. Nothing ever happening is also bullish, by the way.

uuuuuuuuuuuuhm

>Germany's Merz expects a deal with US in tariff dispute before the summer is over

that's past the deadline

>>60514349
Whatever part of your brain contains self preservation and hope for the future. When I lost that, I ironically started making money

ANOTHER SITUATION ROOM SITUATIONING

You didn't doubt me, now it's time for your reward: best year NASDAQ has ever had. We're gonna win bigly

>>60514290 (OP)
>who needs a man when my TSLA bot can do anything he can

>>60514357
I went in 5 k yesterday im with you bro

>>60514366
How were you able to achieve that level of brain damage anon?

Benchod bitch bastards - when to buy Circle.

>>60514370
>+3% ytd

>>60514374

Your average price? $20.25 here and sweating buckets.

Please tell me you know more about this company than I do and that its actually worth something and they will have good news tomorrow.

>>60514357
We are, that's why we were insulting people pushing this stock. why did you betray us and listen to them instead?

>>60514384
Actually 1.8% ytd

>>60514385
I bought for the same reason you did :^) because that anon said to lmao. I just wanted to gamble though. Bought at 19.91. Anyways man. Relax for today and set a stop loss for tomorrow.

For me it's GOOGL, OSCR & UNH

>>60514379
5 days ago

Today is crab day. The moves happen tommorow when Powell doesn't cut rates and we PUMP from short squeezing.

>>60514357
One of the first things you should check when you're researching a company is whether or not the CEO is a jeet

>>60514407
Most people here buy first, research later. Or just skip the research all together.

>>60514407
Thats also why its always important to buy voting shares even if they come at a premium. Vote against all jeets

>>60514411

Research? Speak English Doc!

Also down terribly on conversion rate of Donald Dollar to the rupee I mean grand British pound saar.

The best American stock atm is HOOD.

>FNMA
so happy I held for 8 miserable years lmao

>>60514406
>crab day
Good.

>>60514290 (OP)
is Sabrina Carpenter the most raped out of all of The Raped?

>>60514415
I like to buy voting shares so I can vote "No" to everything.

>>60514406
I don't get why it always (small caps especially) giga pumps after the usual
>economy is strong, we'll wait and see :*
speech which everyone expects anyway

>JUST IN NOW
>Massive blasts hit northern #Tehran — AFP
OH SHIT

>>60514420
Nice.

>>60514437

>>60514437
>IRAN NUKED
IRAN NUKED
>IRAN NUKED
IRAN NUKED
>IRAN NUKED
IRAN NUKED
>IRAN NUKED
IRAN NUKED
>IRAN NUKED
IRAN NUKED

>>60514377
By experiencing about 14 months of excruciating pain and failure and over $9000 of losses at the lowest point

>>60512378
NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS.

>>60512599
So everyone says I shouldn't hold leveraged ETFs longer than a day. Are they wrong? Unless the bobos are right and we actually get hit with a recession I should have plenty of gains to make up for volatility drag, right?

>>60512601
Unironically seems like a good play. Eyeballing SOXL as a long term buy anyway. We'll probably be putting computer chips in your grandmas brain within 15 years. Who cares if my entry is less than ideal.

>>60514433
People trying to frontrun the "inflation" he's spooking everyone about. More economic activity at higher rates is exactly what the fed wants

>>60514415
I do this
>vote no to women
>vote no to jeets
>vote no to bonuses
Simple as

>>60514290 (OP)
Hoorraaaayyy!!!!!

I'm currently running a spy 601 0dte butterfly ,the most retarded strategy. There is 0 chance I make any money from it.

>down 20k last year
>quit
>fresh 5k fund this month
>almost blew it up right away
>now about to break even
what a ride
wagmi

>>60514368
Ay yo Pauli who needs the Situation

>>60514349
Cocaine.

>wOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME

SPY 603 by 1pm

>>60514437
>Instant SPY pump
Nuking towelheads is bullish due to stabilizing the world.

things being red this long after open doesn't feel very bullish

>>60514489
Don't get your hopes up. It's barely down, this can be undone in 5 minutes

A new deal is coming at the end of the week.
Something bullish will happen.

>google went green
I was tempted to dump it open on that retail report, but didn't have anything better to buy with the money.

>>60514290 (OP)
Should I slurp TSLA today or wait for tomorrow? -2.15% looks tasty but markets usually dump before the big P speaks

Fuck, I should have scooped up some more GOOG and AAPL this morning. Not going to beat myself up over it because I was already in the red with both.

>>60514357
Hey BTW. Warnings are announced at 430 pm tomorrow and our market is closed thursday..

>>60514362
>Israeli stocks hit new all-time high
I guess war is unironically good

>>60514512
>Hey BTW. Warnings are announced at 430 pm tomorrow and our market is closed thursday..
>check it
>juneteenth
what the fuck is that

>>60514519
Judaism=invincibility.
Nobody on earth has any doubt the Jews will win.

>>60514467
Rooting for you anon!

WHY ARE WE DUMPING AGAIN ALL MY PORTFOLIO IS DEEP RED AAAAAA

>>60514467
You options niggas are insane

>>60514524
Chimp noises

>DPZ
Ozempic nothingburger

>>60514538
iran is about to get bombed by USA. better load up on oil

>>60514524
Anyways, if the news is bad and we cant trade on Thursday thats extra bad

>>60514541
wanna see insanity check out this shit
im about to go broke

>>60514519
as usually dax takes all the red so the rest of the world can keep the bullrun going

>>60514349
You will eventually have a devastating loss, the ability to keep going after that triggers something for sure. Most people would kill themselves or swear off the market forever.

>>60514524
>Markets close on Thursday
Holy shit I had no idea

>>60514574
ngl for a second i thought this was a mountain dew ad

>>60514564

Wow imagine if you just like idk did the fucking opposite? You’d be so totally loaded instead of destitute. Wild to think about huh?

>>60514357
>GRRR
They have a "virtual office" listed as their physical office in the United States this is looking so fucking sketchy and jeeted holy shit

>THIS JUST IN
>Tel Aviv has been reduced to a crater

oil is insanely volatile

>>60514524
The day when Slavery was legally ended in Texas, marking the end of Slavery in the US.
Use the day off from trading to think about black people

We slurping Tes’ today? $tsla

>>60514524
Derek Chauvin Day

Guys is a company has a jeet ceo, a virtual office, and is making earnings announcements at 430 pm tomorrow while the market is closed Thursday, I should go all in right?

>>60514656
Yes, ignore anyone who speaks against such an idea

I have an unrealized gain of $1 on my AAPL.

>>60514290 (OP)
Yeah I'm here too.

>>60514290 (OP)
I'm outta here bitch.

>>60514672
so you're buying hookers for the thread?

fire emblem anon: MCTR is up 25% again today. wonder if it’ll moon again

bears: remember that TSLZ December options have a very small premium, so loading $1 calls on TSLZ isn’t prohibitively expensive. Reasonable flip.

MLGO anons: godspeed in these trying times. want to buy the dip but funds need to settle first.

nintendo chads wagmi

Did something happen when I was having lunch BAstards?

>>60514661
Bloody thank u saar

>>60514691
ah
>Reuters Cites India Aviation Regulator Saying Recent Surveillance Conducted On Air India's Boeing 787 Fleet Did Not Reveal Any Major Safety Concerns; Air India's Boeing 787 Aircraft, Associated Maintenance Systems Found To Be Compliant With Existing Safety Standards

>>60514685
Come Friday morning, that'll probably be enough to buy a share of GRRR for everyone in this thread.
>>60514688
I have considered buying NTDOY about a dozen times now, elected not to, and been forced to sit on the sideline every time it pumps.
I lost >$1000 on TSLZ. Not touching even if it makes sense.

GRRR sounds like solid puts innit

>>60514708
Ah Boeing stock must moon because indians said the one which crashed was complaint.
The most trusted safety authorities on earth

>>60514710
sold my initial few NTDOY shares during the april dip like a moron and held most of my TSLZ into near worthlessness due to greed. TSLZ is too tempting on the pipedream of TSLA crashing into double digits. thoughts on MCTR? iirc you mentioned they were doing mobile game advertising; wondering if something happened to make it green today after the previous two or so red days

>>60514290 (OP)
Anyone looking to make big bucks

$GALT


They said the 36 month data is on trend with the previous data but they didn't publish, likely rumored due to being in negoitations with a buyer.

the company has the safest and only drug likely to be approved by FDA. 18+ billion peak sales yearly. If its true then it'd skyrocket easily.

they have to publish the data within two weeks.

Examples of buyouts with prices similar to $GALT before the buyout occurred:

Arena Pharmaceuticals (ARNA): ~$1.50 to $100 (2021, Pfizer).
BioClinica (BIOC): ~$0.70 to $12 (2013, JLL Partners).
Dyax Corp (DYAX): ~$1.80 to $37.30 (2015, Shire).
InterMune (ITMN): ~$1.60 to $74 (2014, Roche). Achillion Pharmaceuticals (ACHN): ~$1 to $6 (2020, Alexion buyout).
Endocyte (ECYT): ~$1 to $24 (2018, Novartis buyout).
Pharmacyclics (PCYC): <$1 to $261 (2015, AbbVie buyout).
Trillium Therapeutics (TRIL): $0.23 to $18.50 (2022, Pfizer buyout).
Even BO at $5b we still get 5/0.112 = $45+

>>60514726
don't underestimate the power of the ai meme though. noticed reddit retardpumped again

>>60514729
why would i bother with a shitstock thats already up 74% today

>>60514564
At least you lived anon, you tried and you saw more than any of these pussy boomers with dividend accounts. I hate when people admit losses here and get attacked by a flurry of know it all posters, everyone loves you when you post a 100% but not the real side of trading.

>>60514736
Because its going to be up +%1000

WE'RE IN IRAN NOW
DONS ANNOUNCED IT

>>60514747
> We now have complete and total control of the skies over Iran. Iran had good sky trackers and other defensive equipment, and plenty of it, but it doesn't compare to American made, conceived, and manufactured "stuff." Nobody does it better than the good ol' USA.

>>60514747
who could have predicted zion don would sacrifice anything for israel

>>60514757
We?

>>60514726
>MCTR
Oh, I completely forgot about talking about that. Honestly, I have no idea, but it could be worth throwing a couple hundred if you want to take a gamble. Even with today's pump, it's still significantly below its historical price, and mobile games are getting bigger and bigger. I would imagine that the recent decline is due to a combo of earlier profit-taking and baggies giving up on a relatively low-volume stock.
I'm not going to buy, but I don't think it's the dumbest risk you could take. Maybe wait until tomorrow to see what the action is, though.

>>60514745
whatever
I bought 2x 3.00c at .25c each
if it doesnt print ill find you and shit in your ass give you constipation

Literally another session of US nonstop trying to pump, it's getting so boring.

>>60514729
Thanks anon I bought

>>60514766
yeah, I’ll wait on it
starting to wish I had put money into RBNE I was eyeballing yesterday. might still be worth buying with the 30m market cap

>>60514766
Whys that thing have tranny colored hair? It’s not a tranny is it?

>>60514774
>>60514776
You should DCA btw.

Anyway the catalyst is end of june. Wtihin two weeks it will skyrocket. Either with the good data read or (hopefully) buyout announcement. You can hold for the latter if you believe on it (which is likely since its the only cure for corrhisis).

NINTENDO!!

>Just hours into Trump Mobile's Monday launch touting American-made smartphones, the venture pulled its coverage map after sharp-eyed users noticed a curious detail: the body of water south of Texas was labeled as the Gulf of Mexico instead of the Trump-preferred name, Gulf of America.
>As of late morning on Tuesday, a link to Trump Mobile's coverage map returned an error, saying the page could not be found.

>>60514775
Just buy call at open and close around 1015.

>>60514747
hmm how come there is still no green

>>60514564
Classic overtrading.
Quite making moves, wait for a good spot on RSI on a target, then enter and set a take profit target.
I know because I've been there, man. Don't force a trade.

>>60514764
stop noticing goyim

>TMUS
Why line go down and when dip buy?

>>60514799
a month ago id bought some goog calls that could have printed me at least 1500 but i didnt sell because greed
this fuckfest is because i bought because i thought it was gonna go up but didnt, then i tried catching the fall to unfuck my avg price but it all went to shit
Ive stopped making small 50$ gains trading 0dte SPY because its fucking useless and way too risky
Now I try to wait for a good spot but im getting really burnt out on that shit
Literal gambling addiction made me lose about 3k$ of yieldmax to fund it
I think ill just take a break and wait for some big move to happen but most of the time idk what to buy

>>60514790
Its already going down but i might as well just yolo my last 100 bucks into it

>>60514819
Why quit when you’re just about to hit it big?

well I can sure tell you what ain't going up GODDAM FUCK ASS AyyMD FUCK

>>60514508
I really want to put my penis in those donuts if you catch my drift

>>60514729
I just Switched GRRR puts for this, 20k in

>>60514729
I just yolod 500 dollars into it.

>>60514821
yeah im sure another shitstock shilled by bots and jeets will make me rich
bitch please

>>60514850
You don't know for sure until you lose all your money on it

I just YOLO'd 5k monthly into JOBY puts. I actually like the stock, I just don't think the fed/geopolitics are going to be nice to pre earnings small caps + they won't have any news in the short term

GRRRsisters , HOODsissies, RHEINMETALLsisters ... WHY ARE WE RED? I THOUGH WE WERE BACK

>>60514859
and thats why im broke
thanks, fellow redditor, have this gold
go back, heres your (you)

>>60514863
baka, i mean 5k into monthlies

>>60514867
The shit's on sale, DCA into a W

>>60514849
bought the picotop gang

How quickly can the ground invasion start?
I'm predicting a deal by the end of the month and then a few months of bleaching in the sun before the invasion in a few months.
The market must pump to new highs in July.
I'm 100% sure we're having a bullish summer but the Jews will start a 3 day special military operation in autumn and then the market will crash to the ground.
The sp500 will go down by 30 to 40%

>>60514819
>i thought it was gonna go up but didnt
Many such cases. I sell options instead of buying 'em, much less stressful

Bought 0DTE puts, held them for about 15 minutes then sold at a loss. The second I sold is when the value of those options started to rise. Of course

I have lost money today

w-what was that sudden spike in oil

earlier, i bought puts for tomorrow and i'm currently regretting it.

>>60514889
im not (and at this rate, never will be) at that kind of liquidity where I can do that
I was gonna keep at least 30-40% in yieldmaxes that would fund my gambling but i ended up "borrowing" (forever) to gamble on SPY and other dumb shit

>>60514892
literally me

>>60514897
mango man tweeted some dumb shit again.

>President Trump Posts On Truth Social "We know exactly where the so-called "Supreme Leader" is hiding. He is an easy target, but is safe there - We are not going to take him out, at least not for now. But we don't want missiles shot at civilians, or American soldiers. Our patience is wearing thin. ..."

>>60514290 (OP)
SALVAGE.

>>60514908
>Public admittance that you are considering assassinating the head of a state
Pretty funny all things considering.

>>60514483
Just imagine what doing the same to Israel would do

DXY futures going crazy again

>>60514903
I was 2 minutes away from leaving today with +20% instead of -14%
I wouldn't even have traded today if it wasn't because of the holiday and me wanting some quick gains to leave trading for the week

i sold intel at 21 and now iran is gonna surrender.. its gonna head to 22 minimum..

>>60514918
Every major financial institution would collapse. Would be bullish for HOOD.

just rip that band-aid off and kill the motherfucker and bomb their shit back to the stone age so we can have a nice bull market afterwards

already up 20% on SQQQ call. should’ve bought more

>>60514881
just hold it's already back up
if you're this paper handed then don't buy what you can't afford to lose

its a risky stock

>>60514947
nah i’m keeping it, just annoyed that the second I buy it goes down 5%

PUTIN JUST RESPONDED TO ISRAEL

>>60514951

what the flying fuck coreweave mooning AGAIN

>>60514914
hugely bullish isn't it

>>60514934
they really didn't learn anything from the last time they did this

It's fucking over. The market is done. SPX 3000 incoming.

>>60514961
Didn't you know that CRWV is actually a 5x inverse SPY ETF?

What just happened?

>>60514956
welp, I was not expecting that

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>60514984
these random accounts don't exactly feel like legit sources

Hope nobody sold

You’ll miss out

>>60514956
elaborate

>>60514863
>>60514874

update: upped it to 10k shortly after i posted this. i have been feeling severely empty inside the last couple weeks. lets see how the market shakeup plays out

>>60514672
I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE $1

Hopefully there is a big sell-off tommorow so I can go in

GALTbros what happened

>>60514993
Financial juice is pretty reliable, if people were getting burned by trading fake news it would get a lot of flak and I’ve never seen it tweet bullshit

>>60514984
i don't believe it. Israel is not lacking in weaponry. US doesn't need to directly assist in that way.

you're buying now, right?

>>60515032
They're missing the bunker busters they need for the underground facilities

>>60514984
Israel cant blow up iran's most important nuclear facility because its inside of a mountain. the US can. However if the US does this iran is 100% blowing up US bases in the ME and 100% blowing up oil sites in the ME. which equals
TOTAL
SPECULATOR
DEATH

>>60515033
my dca day is thursdays.
>>60515037
they really don't have those?

>>60515047
i read you need a special b2 plane and the bombs are really heavy. israel wanted it but wasn't given it

You guys have plenty of slurp juice stored up, right?

>>60515050
why yes, this is Chad Bobo's Residence. Glad you could make it

MSTY
Meme or worth it? I'm holding 500 til next divvie drop just to see how nice it looks in my account after a month before continuing from there, but my research seems split- it has a massive Reddit cult which is a huge bear flag but the historical divvie returns don't lie

>>60515069
meme

>>60515059
No I went all in on GALT bc anon said so. was I not supposed to do that

>>60515059
I do, I am prepared for NOTHING happens as well as SOMETHING HAPPENS, but it turns out NOTHING HAPPENS.

very curious why the market decides to take this seriously compared to all the other happenings. not complaining though

oh the falling got faster

>>60515077
It is mostly leverage trading on news/bots. Any actual slurpers just holding tight. If we see any type of fall perfect, cause wars always end good after months for markets.

fuck, i woke up late. What has been happening so far today?

>>60515075
>why the market decides to take this seriously
After each market crash the controls were increased, there can be no crash unless it is allowed to happen. The market is a key national security apparatus and is fully controlled.

>>60514976
>>60514961
It's going to rip down again tomorrow. Get ready to slurp

>shit and pisser below 6000
brb, going to go eat my words

>>60515088
checked

>>60515086
Orange Man threaten dune coons

I should just do the opposite of my memeposting and i'll win every time

>>60515086
MIGA ended up being true, sign tappers were right and Iran's likely to get bunkerbucked in a few hours
simply put? the Oscars version of the fell for it again awards being handed out

>>60515092
I will, I watched this shitcoin for a while now and want some of the cake though I know as soon as I buy the dip it won't come up again kek

>algo dump into v shape recovery
>people still do directional plays

>>60515110
>
>>60515119
>He doesn’t short the way down and long the way up
ngmi

lmao there is no way powell will cut rates tomorrow

got my dip slurping mug ready

>>60515097
bullish!

>>60515123
put your money where your mouth is https://polymarket.com/event/fed-decision-in-june?tid=1750181758658

That's not a dip.
This is a dip!

>>60515130
Now that's what I call a good risk/reward

>>60515050
I sold my SOXL at 18 and now want a crash. Don't think it's happening though :(

>>60515141
>SOXL
let me guess, you bought at single digits? pain

>>60515138
You probably end up negative after accounting for inflation and the risk free rate.

what the hell

>>60515155
lmao.

>>60515155
Lmao. Do Americans really?

I uh ha just don't care about Israel haha

>Reuters Cites Iranian State Media IRNA Saying Continuous, Intense Explosions Heard West Of Iran's Tehran

>>60515146
I missed a 600k buy by 30 cents before that single tweet pumped the market 3 trillion and SOXL jumped 50%. It still haunts me. Averaged 12.50.

>>60515175
sounds like they want that mountain glowing rock base gone

>>60515172
without them businesses will no longer have funding and capable management and then the west will actually fall

>>60514290 (OP)
I don't know why /smg/ is so obsessed over Taylor Swift. She's not even that good looking. With so many anime girls and AI vtubers, 3d meatbags have no place in our hearts.

>>60515177
I almost went full port SOXL when it was like $9

>>60515181
smg isnt obsessed with taylor swift there is one german faggot here who spams her

>>60515175
They funded to destabilize shipping, after they paid to kill Americans in Iraq, and are now trying to build a nuke. Fuck Isreal but I do think somthing should be done here...

Hope I don't get Cirrhosis

>>60515185
There's a American swiftie here too. At least the black women spam seems to have ended.

>>60515191
>Fuck Isreal but I do think somthing should be done here...
yes. they should be allowed to build a nuke. Iran has a right to defend itself and my shorts have a right to 3x

>>60515130
>>60515138
I wish this stuff was legal in my state. Probably wouldn't even do that well, I just like betting on stuff with impossible odds.

Dollar is up more than SPY is down if you think about it this is actually a crab day

>>60515181

Try fucking a cartoon see what happens. Papercuts on your bellend that's what.

Fool that you are, vainly attempting to quantify the immeasurable.

Is a life well-lived measured in the quantity of its minutes or the quality of its moments? Think about it anon.

>>60515201
Ive never done it but it is unironically less rigged and less confusing than stocks. You can directly bet on economic data rather than having to indirectly do so by buying certain stocks or swing trading etfs which can blow up for no particular reason at all if were right anyways

ah, piss. sold my SPY $600p 0dte early due to retail invincibility fears. oh well, profit is profit.

fucking sucks though

>>60515210
Always hold till close, diamond hands

>>60515191
As long as it's just bomb and dip, none of this gay nation building nonsense

>>60515199
West was built on conquering and fighting Iran, get the fuck out of here turd worlder. I support Alexander's legacy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman%E2%80%93Persian_wars

>they thought Israel would fight alone
>against an actual enemy

>>60515210
you did good
you made a profit
you coulda been like me and lost everything
dont listen to >>60515212
ive learned its better to take some profit than be broke
especially in 0dte when itll just rug you out of nowhere

>>60515215
obviously it's going to be bomb and dip, look at our president it's a miracle he didn't cuck out against iran

>>60515216
>dikipedia
>brownixander the stinky from greece
>thinks iran existed before ww1
holy reddit

anon from yesterday here who went all in 3x lev WTI ETF, things get interesting. Im in the green but I dont now how safe it will be to hold during the night when market is closed. If Iran surrenders during the night im fucked.

>>60515215
Looking at the success of Chile, South Korea, Tiawan, Paraguay, Thailand, and Singapore., it makes the most sence just to install a ruthless neoliberal dictator on a short leash. 50% of the time it's works in escaping the middle income trap.

IT SURE WOULD BE A SHAME IF A CERTAIN SOCIAL MEDIA SITE SUFFERED A DDOS ATTACK

>>60515229
or rocket you to the moon out of nowhere

>>60515216
Fight your own wars j*w

>>60515234
>brownixander the stinky from greece
The rest is cringe but the above. Anon I...

>>60515245
onlyfarmers.com ?

>>60515249
israel is already fighting our war for us remains to be seen if we contribute

Message for Taylor Swift: OUR LOVE IS THE ONLY WAR WORTH FIGHTING FOR!!!!!

>>60515250
>GREEKS ARE WHITE GREEKS ARE WHITE GREEKS ARE WHITE GREEKS ARE WHITE

>>60515239
Why would Iran surrender? They're asking for a regime change.

LOWER B-BAKA

rip market

>>60515258
>us

>>60515260

I'm greek and I look like this.

whoah the bankers were right sp coins is going under 6k

>>60514290 (OP)
What's the general opinon about jews/Israel in the US? Is it true that generally boomers love them and younger generations, liberals and conservatives alike dislike them (well, Israel at least)?

>>60515269
good evening turkroach

>>60515248
heres some free rope stocks you cuckold connoisseur, go all in
but first go back where you came from

I am now 9% down on my GRRR position in 24 hours. Fuck my fucking gay life its actually over.

>>60515260
Kek. To be fair you can't piont out post Ottomon rape babies as ancient Greeks and get pissed that I called the Parthians Iranian.

>>60515274
its not a loss before you sell

>>60515271
the only people in the us who h8 joos are far right and far left. the rest form long lines to bend the knee

>>60515276
Warren Buffet is sending mixed signals here

damn gay bears are popping off

>>60515229
yeah im still down overall this year due to options so taking a 37% and running isn’t awful, but missing out on a 3x due to cowardice suuuucks

>>60515273
what a jew he doesnt send what he promises

Also your options are autism and stress about your positions all day or take it easy and shitpost.

>>60515271
I always tolerated them because they were basically an american client state in the middle east. These days, America is the client state.

>>60515280
FUCK wrong image.

>>60515268
Typical bant poster. It's not that you are wrong, just nobody wants to see your gross pics, or hear about your gross obsessions, or even know what a NEET thinks about the 2k in welfare he saved up. Again, you are not wrong, just not smg material, you know?

its not gonna v today is it...

>>60515275
youre arguing with an anonymous person on a stock market general inside a mongolian underwater basket weaving forum. I dont have to be genuine

>>60515296
It's reverse V'ing

>>60515293
rich people are such assholes. everyone has to start somewhere...

LLLOOOWWEEERRR

>>60515296
its gonna W

Save us!

>>60515305
UM SOURCE?
YOU GOT A CITATION FOR THAT???
FAKE NEWS
go gargle some more onions
nothing ever happens

>>60515293

>>60515315
Nothing really does ever happen, huh

>>60515315
This is why we never should have taught the goyim how to read.

>>60515315
online article from 1995?

You did buy Chevron right, anon?
I told you so

>>60515317
you sound like a round earther

>>60515329
>he thinks the earth is either a sphere or flat
Shill

>>60515323
NYT sometimes uploads digital copies of old printed stories.
>>60515327
I was telling people to buy CVX as well, but I already sold. Original cost basis was $136.23. I'm so fucking dumb.

>>60515329
heh le funi le flat earth mockery reference le heckin big chungus meme
you will always be easy to spot

Tankers continue to move higher.

I have no position because I am not yet 100% convinced this will last.

>>60515335
>he doesnt know what round means
just because i think everyone should enjoy the large juicy burgers from whataburger(tm) doesn't mean i'm a shill

Must I tap the sign AGAIN chuds?

>>60515341
chat gpt has been the final nail in the coffin for online discussions of literally any topic.

More red tomorrow?

>>60515351
Green baby.

>>60515348
my oil shorts are getting raped...

>>60515349
>chatgpt
yeah try any bot, AI, redditor, NPC, basically all the same thing, automatons programmed to repeat whatever narrative or shill X product
im pretty sure most of the posts here are bots

>>60515351
>>60515353
As a perma bear it is going to be green simply because it has to be. As a bear you have to stop fighting doom bull clown market, then embrace it

>>60515355
why would you do anything but butterflies in this market?

>>60515337
Bought Chevron during the Covid dip. They provide some very juicy divvies.
Altria is also near ATH, but I just know people will need their ciggies when the shit breaks out

>>60515351
>>60515353
>>60515366
as usual the nose tribe will slurp the dip afterhours and itll open at 600 like nothing ever happened, then crab all day for the occasional random turboautismo spike

Bobo is that all you got? I'm not even down 1%

>>60515376
interesting thought I just had- there is a jewish banker in israel who 100% trades US equities and is privvy to israeli intelligence. They would know exactly when to buy and sell before israel or iran do stupid shit and he isn't beholden to US insider laws.

>>60515351
Unless any more news gets released, we'll probably see a tiny bit of green after hours and then open slightly green tomorrow morning before crabbing the rest of the day.
>>60515373
My original plan had been to hold CVX for a long time, collect the dividends (possibly supplemented by JEPQ), and wait for something like this to cause oil to appreciate in value. Unfortunately, I stupidly sold it off to chase shiny tech stocks, and I've regretted it ever since.

NEW
>>60515387
>>60515387
>>60515387

>>60515384
I wouldn't be surprised if the stock takes a hit in the near term due to supply shocks from the Persian Gulf/ME in general, that might provide an okay buy-in
Even if I'm invested I'm tempted to fomo now that it's happening

>>60514729
>they have to publish the data within two weeks.
source for this? i cant find any

>>60515420
https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2025/03/31/3052215/27423/en/Galectin-Therapeutics-Reports-2024-Financial-Results-and-Provides-Business-Update.html

The statistically significant results in per protocol population at 18 months are further reinforced by the favorable trend observed in available 36 month data. We look forward to sharing additional results, including specialized biomarkers analyses results, in the second quarter of 2025

>>60515425
nice, guess ill dip my feet in

>>60515272
good evening, mutt

>>60514574
that just sounds like a gambling addiction

>>60515072
>pic
KEKKED