LMAO Ari Juels is crying for gibs on Twitter - /biz/ (#60519177) [Archived: 1006 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: 5v9pMnDw
6/18/2025, 6:58:59 PM No.60519177
LMAO
LMAO
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Anonymous ID: 5v9pMnDw
6/18/2025, 7:00:29 PM No.60519184
gibs
gibs
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oh nonononononononono
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Anonymous ID: 5v9pMnDw
6/18/2025, 7:02:42 PM No.60519193
jewels
jewels
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100 millions from selling DECO wasn't enough?
Anonymous ID: uruwNl7N
6/18/2025, 7:02:46 PM No.60519194
>>60519184
can anyone name a single REAL problem that crypto solved? Something that more than 10 people care about
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Anonymous ID: 5v9pMnDw
6/18/2025, 7:04:31 PM No.60519202
lmaoooo
lmaoooo
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO based Musk cockblocked academic retards
>noooo the government needs to pay my research on vaporware
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Anonymous ID: 5v9pMnDw
6/18/2025, 7:07:59 PM No.60519214
gigagibs
gigagibs
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I fucking can't lmaooooooooooo
>pay us or else we'll have to get a real job
Anonymous ID: 5v9pMnDw
6/18/2025, 7:09:42 PM No.60519223
i cant
i cant
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Imagine listing a shitty book as an important part of your career LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous ID: 5v9pMnDw
6/18/2025, 7:10:57 PM No.60519231
This is legit the funniest shit in crypto in the last 6 months.
The article on Coindesk
https://www.coindesk.com/opinion/2025/06/02/we-cant-regulate-our-way-to-crypto-leadership-we-still-need-science
Anonymous ID: 5v9pMnDw
6/18/2025, 7:12:25 PM No.60519244
Also the X post by IC3 (The Initiative for CryptoCurrencies and Contracts | Cornell Tech, NYC - run by Ari Juels himself).

https://x.com/initc3org/status/1935068491444633731

Better archive it before the delete it lmaooooooooooooooooooo
Anonymous ID: NeHrUrd9
6/18/2025, 7:12:38 PM No.60519245
your mother really did a number on you, and I’m not talking about the fetal alcohol syndrome
Anonymous ID: 5v9pMnDw
6/18/2025, 7:14:54 PM No.60519262
Also the X post by IC3 (The Initiative for CryptoCurrencies and Contracts | Cornell Tech, NYC - run by Ari Juels himself).

https://x.com/initc3org/status/1935068491444633731

Better archive it before they delete it lmaooooooooooooooooooo
Anonymous ID: 5v9pMnDw
6/18/2025, 7:20:59 PM No.60519294
vaporware
vaporware
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What makes this even funnier is that Cornell just hosted a full day conference about the "10th anniversary on blockchain research" boasting about their worthless vaporware they managed to churn out in 10 fucking years LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO I legit fucking can't

>waste taxpayer money for 10 years on nothingburger useless blockchain vaporware
>get surprised when funding gets cut and publicly cry about it

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Anonymous ID: 5ehd7Wk4
6/18/2025, 7:28:25 PM No.60519323
>>60519194

It sucked money out of the investment sector.
Anonymous ID: EGCU6Wef
6/18/2025, 7:52:58 PM No.60519453
>>60519294
I hate out of touch academics living in their ivory tower with taxpayers money.
Also what's that in the picture, the results of 10 years of "blockchain research" is fucking Avalanche and Chainlink? Peak clown world.
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Anonymous ID: JAl/kebL
6/18/2025, 8:02:55 PM No.60519501
>>60519194
How to enslave humanity financially once and for all with no chance of escape.
Anonymous ID: IZSTejvN
6/18/2025, 8:06:53 PM No.60519523
>>60519294
Yeah, I’m sick of this faggot and this bullshit
Anonymous ID: 5v9pMnDw
6/18/2025, 8:19:26 PM No.60519601
>>60519453
There is also Offchain Labs which is the company behind Arbitrum. Same as Chainlink Labs, they used the ARB token to fund themselves for actual billions of dollars while their "Layer 2 blockchain" is barely making a few hundred thousands of dollars a month.
ARB's circulating supply is 43% of the total supply (which is even worse than LINK LMAO) and Offchain Labs will keep on dumping up to 2027. Also worth mentioning that Offchain Labs is run by Steven Goldfeder (Jewish) which is an IC3 postdoc at Cornell Tech, where he was co-mentored by Professor Ari Juels (Jewish).
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Anonymous ID: M2/+AWRP
6/18/2025, 8:54:06 PM No.60519753
>>60519202
extremely based. academics are going to get btfo so hard in the coming years. they should honestly consider roping now before things really start to deteriorate.
Anonymous ID: EGCU6Wef
6/18/2025, 9:29:57 PM No.60519972
>>60519601
>Steven Goldfeder is a IC3 postdoc co-mentored by Professor Ari Juels
So this is what Ari Juels is complaining about, not having state funds for postdoc students so they can go on and start fraudulent vaporwave blockchain companies like Offchain Labs. I'm glad Elon Musk has cut off their funding.
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Anonymous ID: 5v9pMnDw
6/18/2025, 10:21:16 PM No.60520226
rugged
rugged
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>>60519972
If you look on Offchain Labs website, they haven't published a blog article in more than a year. They have essentialy stopped updating Arbitrum and have failed to deliver on their promise for the network which was decentralized nodes and decentralized sequencer (similar to how Chainlink failed to deliver on staking and slashing). They have rugged after raising billions of dollars but nobody will go to jail because VCs made their money and the SEC is bought and paid for.
Anonymous ID: DiEjt2In
6/18/2025, 10:25:01 PM No.60520243
Screenshot 2025-06-18 at 21.23.56
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as hilarious as it is to watch the OP crash and burn with >50% of the comments in his own utterly dead and failed thread, it's also worth noting that he's a turboretard who doesn't even know what is going on in the L2 space
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Anonymous ID: 5v9pMnDw
6/18/2025, 10:42:53 PM No.60520307
lmao
lmao
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>>60520243
Offchain Labs is not sending their best, that's for sure. Half the tokens for Team, Advisors and Investors, that's a cute little scam you got going on.
Also it will always be hilarious how the price went from $2 to $0.20 after unlocks started. I was smart enough to instantly sell my airdrop but holy shit a lot of baggies got absolutely fucked. I guess y'all at Offchain Labs are lucky that the average crypto investors doesn't understand how tokenomics work.
Anonymous ID: 394Tw0EF
6/18/2025, 10:52:31 PM No.60520335
12 pbtid
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Anonymous ID: 5v9pMnDw
6/18/2025, 11:11:08 PM No.60520407
>>60520335
I'm not the one crying on X like a beggar for Musk to not cut my research funds LMAO.
Anonymous ID: fIdkx4ou
6/18/2025, 11:39:17 PM No.60520524
>>60519194
Secure handling of data for the cybernetic and ai systems that will power the 4th Industrial Revolution
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Anonymous ID: uruwNl7N
6/18/2025, 11:42:19 PM No.60520535
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1655091512982
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>>60520524
Anonymous ID: Gz6QcD/y
6/18/2025, 11:43:45 PM No.60520538
>13pbtid
Anonymous ID: c7CVXoNE
6/18/2025, 11:55:25 PM No.60520570
This is so based great to see. Fuck these useless scammers literally no one needs surveillance capitalism except the gullible chinese. although starvation ultimately becomes a massive problem historically for chinks, everything's on the menu
Anonymous ID: EGCU6Wef
6/19/2025, 2:46:21 AM No.60521139
bump
Anonymous ID: dzc/GQZJ
6/19/2025, 3:06:09 AM No.60521187
>>60520243
this thread is gay but TVL is a meaningless metric. babylon has $5B staked and it is a dead chain.
Anonymous ID: Q23WmDgw
6/19/2025, 12:47:32 PM No.60522361
>>60519177 (OP)
fuddie mad
Anonymous ID: 5v9pMnDw
6/19/2025, 3:54:53 PM No.60522830
>14pbtid
Anonymous ID: 70U8UFp9
6/20/2025, 7:59:00 AM No.60525494
bumping the only thread that LINK paid shills won't touch
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Anonymous ID: OjCoC4Vt
6/20/2025, 5:16:20 PM No.60526814
bumperino
their silence is deafening
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Anonymous ID: Db+V91/r
6/20/2025, 5:49:59 PM No.60526946
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>>60525494
>>60526814
You fuddie cockroaches, you from pyth or wormhole? Repent and sell and buy SEXYLINK
Anonymous ID: 86v9Cd6Y
6/20/2025, 6:21:27 PM No.60527090
>>60519177 (OP)
This has literally nothing to do with Chainlink
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Anonymous ID: 5v9pMnDw
6/20/2025, 10:10:48 PM No.60528093
>>60527090
Nowhere was Chainlink mentioned.
Anonymous ID: +V78E5fb
6/21/2025, 4:26:32 AM No.60528989
Based adem btfo'ing LINKIES again
Anonymous ID: OjCoC4Vt
6/21/2025, 4:40:09 PM No.60530212
have another bump