90% of success in life is just about not absolutely fucking yourself

>don’t get pregnant when you can’t afford to raise a kid
>dont get a girl pregnant when you can’t afford to raise a kid
>don’t commit a felony
>don’t horribly injure yourself doing something retarded and go into medical debt
>don’t get addicted to drugs and/or alcohol
>don’t go into massive amounts of credit card debt on nothing

The overwhelming majority of people will fail at one of these steps. Even if you don’t have a genius business idea or make it big on crypto you will be doing better than the vast majority of people just by not being a retard.

>>60523948 (OP)
I didn't, I got two uni degrees, one STEM one economics, and I live in poverty. I have severe cardiovascular disease from working 12 hours every day for 20 years straight.

>>60523948 (OP)
Being goodie two shoes isnt really success anon. You'll just be like one of those autistic tech asians. Woo hoo. Perfect example here.
>>60523960
90% of success is luck out of your control

>>60523948 (OP)
>>don’t horribly injure yourself doing something retarded and go into medical debt
so just don't do any kind of sports growing up?

Buy toad killer, also fuck jannies, especially that faggot retard named deer

>>60523960
wtf? how?

>>60523948 (OP)
>don't be ugly
>don't be short
>don't be born into a poor family
>don't be indian

>>60523948 (OP)
I'd say 90% of success is repeatedly taking calculated risk, not being extremely risk averse.
I'm a "good boy" who never did anything wrong. Never got in a fight, never broke a bone, never did drugs, don't drink, don't smoke etc. I even got the "Most Polite" award back in school, twice. Did everything by the book, finish school finish college find a job move out etc.

And what I got from all that? Ending up as a friendless kissless virgin in my 30s. But hey at least I have no debt am i rite

>>60524231
Harsh but true

>>60523960
>don't horribly injure yourself doing something retarded
>don't go into massive debt on nothing
You failed at two of them, the debt just happens to not be credit card related

>>60524231
If your only problem is being friendless, kissless, and a virgin, all of those problems are fixable if you just man up. All of those things that OP stated are irreversible fuckups. The ones you are complaining about are just you standing in your own way.

>>60523948 (OP)
>90% of success in life is just about not absolutely fucking yourself
which is directly correlated to your parents and your upbringing

>>60523948 (OP)
i have 2 children and am a moderate alkie but im doing very well, actually much better than before i knocked my wife up, financially speaking. several close friends, good relationship with family. i think people kind of just stress too much about the future. kids arent even that expensive >oh no my weekly grocerys went from 50 dollars to 65 dollars, how will i ever financially recover
this is cope from people who are driven by greed and panicking that their lives might not be empty and meaningless if they just had children, which terrifies them