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Anonymous ID: VUJpq03Q
6/19/2025, 10:15:14 PM No.60524066
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I'm early 20s with a criminal record, I've gotten by so far by using charm on hr roasties but the rise in AI will auto filter me. I need business ideas to become self employed asap, I have an abundance of time, 0 debt and a place to stay. what's a low risk, easy entry business? I don't mind if it isn't easy work, just something that doesn't take years of education to get into. also I have zero capital so don't try shill me some coin. use this post as a dumping board for any biz plans you have
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Anonymous ID: lWQ3AfxF
6/19/2025, 10:19:09 PM No.60524081
>>60524066 (OP)
are you known for hitting woman?
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Anonymous ID: VUJpq03Q
6/19/2025, 10:19:54 PM No.60524084
>>60524081
no i am not
Anonymous ID: n37OgZYh
6/19/2025, 10:22:54 PM No.60524091
Just lie. Don't check the box that says "I'm a felon."

>"But what happens when they find out!!"

If you were qualified and aced the interview, they might keep you on.

> "But isn't it a crime??"

"Lying on a job application isn't typically prosecuted as a crime like perjury or fraud, unless the application is for a very specific type of government position where such a misrepresentation is explicitly criminalized (which is rare for most jobs)."

Granted I am an autist and have no clue what I'm talking about, but this is my advice for you anyway lol
Anonymous ID: puc/XRQS
6/19/2025, 10:41:50 PM No.60524163
>>60524066 (OP)
I got one for ya anon, one I am still considering myself. It kinda depends on where you live though. Landscaping yard drainage stuff like french drains and catch basins. I bought my house in the country after the 21 run and realized I didn't know shit about the area, stupid shit specifically being the soil type which is clay. Yard was getting flooded and water was pooling. Anyways I got quoted anywhere from $15k all the way up to $25k to run 60ft of drainage pipe from my downspouts to a ditch by the only 2 companies that offer that service across 10 neighboring cities. Youtubed it learned it, did it myself for around $3k in materials and about a week or two, i was taking my time. Since then I've done other parts of the house as well and honestly you can make bank doing this. Shit is easy but laborious and I've had multiple people in my fren circle and a few neighbors offering to pay me to do it for their lawn. Having a truck or shit even just a larger suv would work. Scale by just buying a trench digger which is 10k and will pay for itself after 1 job. I'm a 41 overweight smoker and if I can still pretty easily do this type of work someone alot younger could definitely do it faster.
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Anonymous ID: VUJpq03Q
6/19/2025, 10:43:33 PM No.60524169
>>60524163
will look further into this. thanks based anon
Anonymous ID: EcdffrQy
6/19/2025, 10:48:10 PM No.60524188
>>60524066 (OP)
just become a truck driver like the rest of the nigger felons
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Anonymous ID: VUJpq03Q
6/19/2025, 11:01:01 PM No.60524219
>>60524188
I'm white, but I've considered it. feel like I'll end up suicidal from it though. drivers are all drug addicts
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Anonymous ID: I5MMi0c3
6/19/2025, 11:05:16 PM No.60524232
>>60524081
This. The hr department will be turned on and actually consider your violent past as a bonus. Just own it.
Anonymous ID: EcdffrQy
6/20/2025, 12:33:29 AM No.60524459
>>60524219
>white
>criminal record

you are no longer white, you are white trash
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Anonymous ID: MgPf+afo
6/20/2025, 12:46:47 AM No.60524497
>>60524066 (OP)
Do you have a straight up conviction? If not itโ€™s not gonna show up after 7 years. They donโ€™t report non-convictions after that
Anonymous ID: uABtmWwI
6/20/2025, 1:14:09 AM No.60524564
just do what you did as a criminal but legally. there's almost always a legal variant of a crime.
Anonymous ID: s8Hv05iz
6/20/2025, 1:32:39 AM No.60524614
>>60524459
Muh law
Anonymous ID: UsnoYs4A
6/20/2025, 2:22:57 AM No.60524758
>>60524188
>truck driver like the rest of the nigger felons

they don't hire felons or DUIs
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Anonymous ID: mGVjDucR
6/20/2025, 2:29:00 AM No.60524784
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>>60524758
You sure? My dad was a methed up connvict and when he wasn't in prison, he was driving a truck. He could always find a company to drive for.