He is going to announce USA joining Israel in war against Iran this weekend to spare the markets and stop Iran from razing Israel cities to the ground.

Get ready for quick -10%.

What's the TACO here? When do we buy back

>>60526429 (OP)
This would just quicken the end of Iran conflict. 30+ years of terror support from the country, gone, poof. Bullish

Jesuschrist what the hell is going on? What did orange man do now? What the hell is Sunday school and why do you mutts get taught there to die for Israel?


WHY?

>>60526429 (OP)
Unironically is all priced in.

>>60526429 (OP)
How does Chainlink relate to this decision?

>>60526700
Remember when Iran attacked and sank the USS Liberty.

>>60526738
It goes to zero.

>>60526429 (OP)

YES! I voted for this! Fuck your Internet money and stonks

>unzips
He's gonna...
>slowly moves right hand towards crotch
He's gonna announce it..
>starts stroking limp cock
He's finally gonna do it.. war with Iran...
>stroking harder and faster
HE'S GONNA ANNOUNCE IT, I PROMISE THIS TIME IT'S REAL, IT'S REALLY HAPPENING
>FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
OH GOD JUST TWO MORE WEEKS AND HE'S GONNA ANNOUNCE IT
>FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
IRAN ISRAEL WAR TRUMPF GONNA BOMB THEM BOOTS ON THE GROUND I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING THIS TIME FOR REAL OH GOD JUST TWO MORE WEEKS I'M GONNA CUM

Two more weeks...

>>60526805
>>60526842
it hasnt even been a week retards

>>60526842
Heh, you must be Jewish. You win the "Fell For It Again" Award. This time we're ACTUALLY going to war with Iran. In fact, in my mind we ALREADY went to war with Iran. Also Trump is announcing it tomorrow and if not tomorrow, he's announcing it in 2 weeks. Also, USA paid for Israel's drone strike or something, that means we're already at war or something. What now, kike?

>USA proceeds to not go to war with Iran
>things slowly deescalate while the story fades from the news cycle
>brown niggers lose interest and forget that they acted like hysterical women for 2 weeks claiming Trump was a Zionist shill

>>60526920
So... one more week, give or take?

>>60526926
100% we ARE Isreal, unfortunately

>>60527029
I'm saying it takes more than a couple of days of outward hostilities before you do something as serious as declaring war on a nuclear power
you're not allowed to parrot "2 MORE WEEKS UNTIL NOTHING HAPPENS" like a neanderthal until time has passed

>>60527048
Freedom of speech thoughever.