B-2 edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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>>60530937 (OP)
Buy SLB

>This in mostly FNGB, NVDL, Google and UPRO, $100k in crypto ( Bitcoin and hbar) and $150k cash. What the hell do I buy to live comfortably

Previous thread ended

>>60530967
>$100k in crypto
Insane

>>60530967
>muh hbaaar
pathetic

>>60530967
Are you retiring and starting withdrawals or do you still intend to contribute?

I've done a bit of research on retirement and it's a lot safer to retire with a stocks/bonds mix. All stocks can fail if you get a bad start, a "lost decade" will leave you penniless. That's because by withdrawing you are selling at the low point and it will never come back.

The above is by withdrawing 4% at the first year and then adjusting your annual withdrawal by inflation.
If you drop that down to like 3% it's 100% success it will never fail. But 4% is cutting it close under some scenarios. 99% success rate doesn't mean much if it has a 1% chance of leaving you penniless at 80

>>60530979
Why?

>>60530989
I'm 35, don't want to retire for a while, I just need a few mil to be comfortable.

>>60531025
>why is keeping $100,000 in pyramid schemes insane

>>60530937 (OP)
She isnt bad. But being a girl must be so rough. She is only 22 and looks like that.

>>60531029
True
>i just need to be in the 1% to be comfortable

>>60531041
... I guess so

found multiple stocks that have heavy chances of doubling or tripling but i don't have enough funds to put into all three
sad

>>60531029
Your portfolio seems extremely risky to me
3 x leveraged ETFs, concentrating on a handful of stocks, crypto, a lot of cash

Why not take some risk off the table?

I don't mean holding money market funds or bonds but you can do an index ETF like QQQ instead of holding 2-3 tech stocks, it's going to include them anyway.
Even an S&P500 ETF holds a lot of tech because they're so valuable. Even the worldwide stocks ETF holds a lot of tech for the same reason.

So this PLTR database… it’s gonna tell them I’m a pedohile isnt it?

>>60531029
>don't want to retire for a while
You never retire. You always need to manager your money, your health, pay taxes and expenses blah blah blah. You just do it differently than working for someone else. You are a business with savings, expenses, investments. It never changes.

Been sitting on the sidelines for years, is it time to get in? I nibbled a bit in april

>>60531146
If you are asking then you should DCA back in slowly. Take 12 months. Or 18 months. If the market starts dropping you can accelerate but set a minimum that you will do no matter what.

>>60531167
DCA buy in bear market, DCA sell in bull market
stop wasting money on buying high

>>60531179
Nah mate, don't sell unless you're retiring or buying a house or something.

At the end of 2022 the SPX was already kinda bubbly at like 22 P/E and yet it returned like 25% in 2023 and another 25% in 2024

You can't know when you're in a bull market and unless you are dying tomorrow then all of today's prices are dirt cheap compared to where they will be 10 or 20 years later.

>>60531167
>adjusting for bear and bull market is no longer DCA.

>>60531146
>Been sitting on the sidelines for years, is it time to get in?
there are always opportunities to make money
so if you want to make money, then yes.

>>60531085
I know, I've been thinking about it too, I'm considering converting some 3x to SSO

>>60531195
You don't have to go all in but if you decide to do let's say $1k a month for 20 months to take it slow, just set your own little made up rule that says for every 10% drawdown in the market you'll do another month. So you would've done 3 months in April, it's no big deal.

>>60531146
buy covered call ETFs for the next few months because we're going to crab the rest of the year. at least get yourself a decent 8% return via divvys

>>60531141
why do write in all caps?
also kek
>CAD$

>>60531179
bro it's not about holding forever, buying in bear and selling in bull is literally the sanest thing to do

Anyone ever read this?
>Debt: First 5000 years

>>60530967
I dunno, but that money is either south america or southeast asia? Maybe a few k more would be a sweeter spot

>>60531179
>>60531322
samefag

Here is an interesting weekend read
https://dgt10011.substack.com/p/the-radical-portfolio-theory

I've been coming back to this over time.
Unfortunately I do not know how to hold bitcoin myself safely, outside of exchanges and the like.
I also suspect that owning property anonymously might be a headache, and I detest the idea of people adding more headaches in their lives as they become wealthier. Maybe I'm wrong about this though.

>>60531033
You’re the stupidest poster on this board and don’t deserve to make money.

>>60531322
I can't time the market for the life of me so I don't try to.
Just buy and hold has been good enough for me.

TRUMP ON THE WAY BACK TO WHITE HOUSE, IT'S OVER

ppl in 1st world countries and also usa cant understand why crypto has value

ppl in shit countries like argentina where their own currency is shit or cant access usd/us stocks, bitcoin is basically a safehaven
also for people going through divorce or whatever lol

i wouldnt personally put 100k into it, but if i was a millionaire id hold a few bitcoin too as a hedge

>>60531404
TRIGGERED

>>60531410
lol, eurofaggots understand well what gold and real estate is for

>>60531410
I don't live in a third world country, I live in the EU
And our tax law clearly states that EU-domiciled, UCITS-compliant ETFs are tax free.
But during a recent dispute, a tax office employee decided that does not apply to ETFs that do not have a translated KID in our language. No ETFs comply with that.
Suddenly the tax rate went from 0% to 15% because some random tax office employee decided to set a precedent.

This was part of the reason for me coming back to this >>60531392

>>60531442
eurofags are in a privileged position to do so unless theyre in russia or ukraine

but if i was a poorfag in colombia or something with other poorfags around the corner eager to steal my gold or dont really want real estate since it prob isnt safe either, and i cant buy into us market or h hold usd because there are too many barriers to getting set up then bitcoin at least offers a way to safeguard

>>60531456
I should note, the person who got hit with the penalty seemed completely clueless.
She had violated all sorts of tax laws and they tried to get her any way they could.

She never argued back, so now there is a precedent from a case where the defendant made no counterarguments whatsoever.

>>60531410
this.
>>60531442
euroslaves live in regulatory hell and none of those things can be turned to money on demand or transferred somewhere else easily and instantly

>>60531466
Eurofags werent confortable on their crowded boats when they went teaching spanish over in colombia, and those particular europeans who did so arent confortable today. Im not shitting on your coin for shits and giggles, im shitting on It because i see It as a ponzi schemes set up by people to make your poor and sponsored by the people that kept you poor

>>60531478
Europe wasnt a monolyth, and id argue It died after two world wars

>>60531505
however eu and the eurozone pretty much is. a huge chunk of law and requirements are shoved into all the "independent" countries from there. the small countries get fucked especially hard by this. all the kyc aml bullshit came from eu

>>60531514
You can still acquire land and turn into a source of income, buy gold and bury It in your garden and with enough money invested in US equities live of dividends. Just most people dont because for reasons that cause them to be risk adverse

>>60531568
nope most people don't have the means to do that. these days the only ways to make good money involve crimes like selling drugs. hundreds of thousands of people are looking for jobs not finding even a shitty one

>>60531576
No, id argue they do have the means, euros just like to shit on their money and pretend they are rich, all of those laws are meant to keep that illusion

>Trump to convene National Security meeting within the hour — Fox News

>>>/pol/508222588
bobros..

>>60531746
Not like this... not like this...

>>60531725
happeners will end up very disappointed once again

>>60531725
Iran has been outlawed forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

>>60530937 (OP)
Why are high school boys such fucking retards? The ones that are fucking their teacher end up telling other people and then the teacher gets arrested and they lose their fuck toy. How fucking stupid can they be? If I were in high school and smashing my hot teacher, I wouldn't say shit until the sex stops. These bozos can't keep their mouths shut.

>>60531764
kids aren't exactly rational thinkers

>futures

>>60531764
>It's perfectly fine with a teacher grooms a kid as long as the teacher's female

>>60531786
Most people unironically believe this. They're animals acting on base instinct not one of them has a concept of professionalism or self control.

>friend's bank sold him an investment product with 2% initial fee, 3.61% management fees annually, 2% exit fee and 10-year lockup

>>60531790
how is that not illegal, what is the investment product? some shitty mutual fund that mirrors the s&p?

>>60530937 (OP)
>4 years of high school
>3 different schools
>dozens of classes
>not one even mildly attractive teacher
I want a refund

>>60531814
It's a mutual fund that invests in bonds and 30 high market cap "quality" stocks, with downside protection.

>>60531786
yes?

>>60531456
>I don't live in a third world country, I live in the EU

b-bull bros...

>>60531826
Do you think you turned out okay? Changing schools so much?

>>60531041
To be fair, being 99th percentile should be the goal, given how mediocre the average is.

>Analysts at JPMorgan Chase have echoed these worries, calling a blocking of the Strait the "worst-case scenario" and suggesting the result could be to push inflation in the US to 5%.
wouldn't it be funny if those two or more rate cuts turned into rate hikes instead :)

>>60532050
>wouldn't it be funny if those two or more rate cuts turned into rate hikes instead :)
As much as I find betting against America distasteful, it's overdue. I'm not entirely sure if the Trump administration can successfully stop that from happening at least until the end of his term. The government is not the economy, and vice versa, until it starts doing very badly.

w-what did i just read

>>60531831
jesus even SOXL or UPRO has like a <1% expense ratio.

>>60532066
>time for peace
>bomba them
At this point i just expect a full lose in midterms

so i guess it's happening
>futures

>>60532066
Israel will reward him later, as no good deed goes unpunished.

>>60532066
Trump will address the country at 9PM

>>60530937 (OP)
Time to buy stonks. King Taco did it again. Mindless act of symbolism in exchange for something that actually would take an effort or brains.

>>60532066
So if they dropped BOMBS on Fordow, what did they drop on Natanz and Esfahan?

>>60532097
peace

>>60532066
well, gentlemen.
there are only three options here:
>Iran at least attempts to nuke Israel off the map now
>Iran will go down in history as the prime example of "irl shitposting gone very wrong" and "fuck around and find out"
>Iran will kneel over without a whimper, inexplicably, and I will be getting reaffirmed in my believe that all the world is nothing more than a WWF/WWE storyline and we're the marks getting worked
i don't see any other options than these three...

dude the war mongering idiot is going to kill my portforlio what the fuck

>>60532066
president of peace btw

>>60532112
or the iranians are all dead and proceed to do nothing. lets see those mile long green candles on monday

>>60532088
What are you referring to? Are you saying the bombs were symbolic?

>>60532116
You and I both know the stock market will be utterly neon motherfucking green in response to this, as it is in response to literally any news, good or bad.

>>60532112
>there is only one option here:
Stock market rips Monday

>>60532130
why
the market shit itself every time on even potential tariff news, so why would this suddenly be the exception?
market is 100% going to be big red on monday

>>60532066
FREEDOM: ACHIEVED.

>>60532016
Eh, more or less. For the full picture, my family moved from the deep South to Montana when I was at the tail end of middle school. The public high school was okay, but my parents were a bit culture shocked and moved me to a private Christian school after my freshman year. That was a definite improvement, much better class of peers and the teachers were a lot more invested in the well being of their students and teaching the material. Then after my sophomore year we moved back to my hometown and I went back to the public high school there, which was easy because I already knew people there. Vy that point I was in AP classes so I avoided the shittier teachers for the most part.

The real takeaway for me was that I'd rather have my kids in a private school with clean cut white people than in a public school with the common rabble.

>futures

>>60532142
Do you see this chart? Specifically the part where it ripped upward and achieved 2 strong years' worth of gains in 2 months, while the tariffs were fully in effect and while nothing but bad economic news and GDP shrinkage rolled in? Every single time the market "shit itself," it completely unshat itself within 20 minutes. Same goes for the past 5 years. People are in a state of absolute unshakeable euphoria.

>>60532066
This was supposed to happen during market hours baka

>>60532142
dax was mooning on friday so it could very well be bullish. this is the clown season still

>>60532016
I changed school like 7 times. Shit happens

crypto is taking it easy still crabbing

The news are shit and even the presention of it is shit

>>60531786
almost correct
you forgot something
>as long as the teacher's female AND isn't ugly

>>60532159
What a dumb fucking sport, makes golf and cricket sound elegant

>>60532066

>>60532004
Sir this is the stock market general, we serve stock markets here sir

>>60532127
Yes, a symbolic act dropping something expensive on Fordow, that is below a fucking mountain, and something else that was not BOMBS on the other two location.

Remember how he killed Soleimani, got American bases MRBMd in return, then said "I fold" the next day? That is the King Taco we know.

>>60532197
it's the best sport

>>60532201
>trump wont bomb iran. he is TACO!!!
>bombs iran
>he taco'd out of not bombing iran!!!
taco sissies have completely lost it

>>60532199
there is a connection and according to the chart and how dax was not sold off we might see big green after all on monday

Trump didn't even need a false flag to do it
how much of a jewish cocksucker is he

he's literally worse than bush

>>60532201
I don't disagree that he pussies out of a lot of things, but they used a bunker buster bomb on the one in the mountain, I don't think it was a joke. And idk where you're getting "something else that was not BOMBS on the other two location," I'm pretty sure it was bombs, amigo

>>60532208
Who are you quoting, faggot? I never said TACO would not bomb Iran. I always knew he would not go all in though. All he wanted was a way out. Just like with Soleimani. US bases were literally struck, and TACO left the next day.

At least we will get a couple years more of Tel Aviv kino. That is a win in my book.

no true Taco Sissies huh buddy

>>60532221
>Our bunker busters are pure magic, man
Mountains are still mountains. You just got to spend dozens of millions on bombing one. Good for you.

Protip: when that monstrosity claims something happened, always assume that it wasn't as awesome as he pretends it is. Remember the parade the other day?

>>60532225
The taco sissies would by definition be his base, right?

>>60532233
the bunker busters literally cant do anything. You'd have to use 50-100% of the entire arsenal and alot of luck.

>Futures

Seriously can you really buy the US and EU governments with just few millions?
why aren't they kneeling to the saudis as much then?

>>60532237
I'd wait for Suchomimus impact pics. If the hole looks like it could fit in The Orange Monstrosity's big boy pants, it probably will not have affected the centrifuges very much.

>>60532221
could the impact of such a hit show up on earthquake monitors?

>>60532243
lol

>>60532243
no idea where you're seeing futures right now but weekend tech just dropped off a cliff. Futes are probably going to be a blood bath sunday.

Aren't irans nuclear sites deep underground in mountains
What do airstrikes do?
Move the rocks and dust?

>>60532248
Appearances, sometimes ideological biases

>>60532262
B2 are bunker busters
but even they don't really do shit, they need a nuke, multiple even to destroy it

>>60532262
Nigga they don't have nukes

>>60532116
Should've bought into inverse ETFs.

>>60532262
They can pacify markets and get Bibi off the hook for another couple of weeks. Very powerful in that respect.

>>60532260
Discount day?

>>60532281
the market might forget this before next week

>>60532268
>B2 are bunker busters
>but even they don't really do shit, they need a nuke, multiple even to destroy it
It's called the GBU-57 and it was already known that they can't punch through that kind of mountain. Israel literally demanded that the US deliberately agitate Iran knowing that it wouldn't do the job right.

>>60532281
The red candle is much worse than liberation day but it might just be noise. Take it with a grain of salt.

Also sex with Jahy (smol)

>>60532142
>market is 100% going to be big red on monday
I hope so, I just got exercised on my calls. I have cash for put writing, and the redder the day, the more puts I can write at the bottom.

Market's going to be green Monday because we bombed For Dow why wouldn't it pump

Precisely what I suggested. Symbolic act by King Taco. Surely Israel will be safe now cause the door is gone.

So how fucked are we Monday morning?

>>60532287
i prefer cuddles and headpats. now i wont be able to sleep next night as i want to observe the futures

>>60532300
will be interesting to see if they retaliate and how

>>60532302
I'm sorta amazed he didn't do this during the week for maximum insider fuckery.

>>60532304
I'll be there to slurp if we dump dont worry

>>60532163
>unshakeable euphoria
Funny way to say 'desperation because theyre overleveraged and rely on the stock markets for their pensions'

>>60532307
he can't handle the red stock market questions levied against him
he went insane back in march

>be Iran
>build a nuclear power plant
>try to buy fuel rods on the international market
>west: lol no fuck off
>OK we'll make our own fuel
>WOAH WOAH WOAH YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU WANT NUKES!!!
>standoff ensues
>banking sanctions destroy economy
>difficult to even buy medicine because banks are so afraid of US sanctions
>sign nuclear deal with the western bigshots after years of tensions
>IAEA verifies Iran is abiding by the deal
>24 hour monitoring everywhere
>deal working fine
>Trump comes along
>renegs on the deal
>brings back all sanctions
>Iran does nothing
>Europe promises to stick to the deal
>lol no they throw Iran out of SWIFT because daddy USA said so
>after a year Iran starts rolling back its commitments under the deal while still allowing inspections mandated by the NPT
>fast forward 8 years
>new negotiations
>US demands zero enrichment despite NPT explicitly allowing for it
>US told to fuck off
>Israel starts a war
>kills at least 1000 innocent people
>does untold damage to the country
>US joins in and finishes off nuclear sites after a week of war
Westerners have been fucking with my country for around two centuries now. First it was the British, then the Americans.
Two countries instigated this war. One is currently commiting genocide in Palestine, isn't a signatory to the NPT and has nuclear weapons, and the second is the only country to ever use nuclear weapons on civilians.
Fuck every single one of you western scumbags. I hope China destroys you in a couple decades.

>>60532313
he is the real winner here

>>60532317
this is why crypto is the future. no independent country wants to live in fear of usa sanctions

>>60532317
Your country leadership is retarded and trusted the west for zero reason. Even after seeing what it did to iraq or libya.
If the mutts say you have nukes, you better have them.
If you had built them, nobody would be fucking with you right now.

>>60532327
china will certainly be happy about this and really the rest of the majority of the world that never really liked west. now the masks are fully off

>>60532330
Yeah they should look at ME retards and north korea and the difference in treatment.
look how respected the chad north koreans were after getting the nuke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4RjJKxsamQ

>>60532317
>I hope China destroys you in a couple decades
They will but first get ready to have huge fat turds dropped onto your turban for the next several decades before that happens, Mahir. Better hide under your goat, watch out for the cum dripping out of her onto the sand like bullets from an A-10.

Also getting wiped out by chinks isn't too bad because it means the jews will also be wiped off the map more likely than not. A sacrifice I am willing to make...

>>60532317
>

>>60532327
>Your country leadership is retarded
Retarded doesn't begin to describe them. After the US and pissrael, they're the most to blame for this.

>>60532317
Hey. Chill. I am western.I hate your mullahs but I hate the Israhell leadership too. Do not blame the Americans too much, they are just retarded. Let us always hate the perfidious anglo and the Russians for fucking you over in ww2 and after with their coups and their shenanigans though. Mossadegh FTW

MUMUsisters i really have a bad feeling..

>>60532350
Hopefully they learn what the west is all about now. and fast track a nuke or better, easier solution. a dirty bomb.
its over if you keep delaying it

All that aside. Can we finally see gold go to 3750? I think not. I think this symbolic act will reduce tension, not increase. When to sell my certificates? When to sell my SAAB and Rheinmetall stonks? If Putin chokes on a sandwich my bankroll will shrink.

not like this :(

>>60532333
and russians will certainly rush to verify that the nukes are all good to go. anyway interesting week coming for markets, now anything could happen to the horm oil route

Why are futures down?
Isn't this bullish?
Trump didn't chicken out, he finally attacked.

Market will have this digested by opening monday

>>60532375
futures are closed

Where's the Israeli falseflag that was supposed to pave the way?
I guess the invasion is delayed?

>>60532376
>Market will have this digested by opening monday
Its already priced in, line go up

>>60532388
Trump doesn't need a false flag
he'll suck jewish dick without question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azysyU_Rr1g

>it's a cruel summer after all

>>60532317
>Uranium for nuclear reactors only needs to be enriched 3-5%
>Uranium at 20%+ is only for bombs and research reactors
>Iran enriches their uranium over 60%
>We're just using it for electricity, pinky promise!
>Please ignore all our threats to exterminate Israel, the US's major ally in the area!
>Also all the ballistic missiles we fire at them!
The US has fucked with you. Your current government was installed by the CIA in the late 80's. And the US has a history of fucking with the ME for their own interests, so its not like you don't have a reasonable grievance with them. But don't for even a second believe your government's bullshit propaganda about how Iran is a good country that didn't do nutin' wrong. Quit enriching Uranium past 5% and lose the obsessive hatred for the jews. If you guys did that you'd probably get left alone. Everyone knows you can't fuck with Israel without the US getting involved, so if you want to be left alone, leave them the fuck alone.

>>60532080
if he actually thinks the iranians will do nothing he is even more senile than I thought possible

>>60531340

>>60532437
lol
lmao

>>60532427
i never understood why the bombs need so highly enriched stuff yet the radiation damage is crazy if a nuke power plant melts down

>>60532302
it was priced in 13 years ago

>>60532442
Basically because melting down involves a far larger amount of fissile material. When a nuke goes off, even if it's a highly pure nuclear payload, it's only about 1kg, and of that 1kg, 99% of it is getting blown away by the chain reaction before it can participate in it, so a nuke is like 1% of a 1kg payload of fissile material actually going off. A meltdown can be pretty much any amount of fissile material melting into a deadly slag, it can't explode but it doesn't need to.

>/biz/ is bullish
we're so fucked, there's still hope among retail

>>60532464
what about GLAT though

>>60532450
woah is this reel ?

>>60532464
This is still the TACO trade. The orange nigger can not even make gold move by bombing shit. We will probably unfortunately be neutral Monday, BTC will be at 101, Raytheon will pump 5-7%. Rheinmetall, BAE Systems and SAAB 3%. That is it. Nothing ever happens. PAXG used to move way more from stuff like this at weekends.

>>60532481
b-but weekend tech... bigger red candle than liberation day...! please! I need soxl to pull back one last time so i can buy before 40!!! REEEEEEE

>>60532496
You think SOXL is going to 40? I know it had a high of 70, but that was peak AI bubble. I'm not sure semiconductors are going to go on such a long run again as to get it back to 40. 30 though, maybe?

all this is fake an gay and will be over by next week. sheeple have a short attention span and have already forgotten c*vid.

>>60532481
drone companies will fly, unironically.

>>60532317
the jews own you

>>60532508
>I'm not sure semiconductors are going to go on such a long run again as to get it back to 40. 30 though, maybe?
The demand for them is higher than ever, or rather the ability for highly parallelized computation. Even with a major drawdown, demand still isn't being met.

>>60532523
True, that is Raytheon and SAAB in that list for example. People do not know this yet, but SAAB will cash in very nicely on the Helsing AI drones in the next couple of years. There is talk about 6000 being sent to Ukraine. That is some serious machine learning that.

>>60532523
>drone companies will fly
I think ASTS will explode because you will not need starlink dishes, the average sail foam will connect to ASTS sats and be higher bandwidth for video calls. We should get much better on the ground vid from all the war zones. I am taking all my gains from options trading and buying ASTS

>>60532517
iran retaliates
>dump
orange man crashes out on social media
>duuump
jews do some more stupid shit
>duuuuuump

>>60532464
>investors be like

>>60532496
theres a reason why they do these on the weekends. the bots wont see old feeds

nothing can stop the eternal bull! >>60532558

>>60532572
>one and done
every day i'm reminded these analysts are the dumbest retards on earth and get paid to spew shit like this
I bet he believed the two week window talk too

What should I buy on Monday to profit off this?

>>60532268
>>60532286
Where are you retards getting this? The bunker buster is literally designed for this usecase. Fordow is cooked

>>60532558
It will never be allowed to go down. A true stock market crash would collapse the global economy. Stop being a bobo retard thinking you're gonna call the top and just ride the wave and make money on the way to hyperinflation.

>>60532590
Fordow is nearly a kilometer deep and has granite on top of this. It's literally built to withstand nukes

>>60532590
Expert gets into bunker busting issues around 23 minutes in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6dZMMvRegQ

15 minutes to movie night! Tonite's World War Jew special is Live and Let Die (1973)!

>>60532224
>>60532208
>bombing iran is the taco
not invading is the taco

Imaging coming all the way to /biz/ to suck cheeto dick

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is Live and Let Die (1973)!

>>60532625
>Live and Let Die (1973)
Sweet boat chase

Which oil stocks should we buy????

>>60532625
the fuck are you talking about retard

>>60532625
how many illegitimate kids does 007 have?

Orange man will do anything for daddy israel say goodbye to your profits:))))

HE FUCKIN BOMBED IRAN FOR ISRAEL

WEEKEND FUTURE NDX DOWN -1,25%

>>60532635
Going for boil, set and forget

Are Americans unironically OK with this? Surely even they realize how unjust this is.

Weekend WTI $79,82

ITT: dirka dirka jihad

>muh sandniggers
dont care didnt ask

>>60532671
who fucking cares about weekend futures

>>60532697
unironically BTC/ETH and maybe XRP are better 24/7 general market trackers than any low volume shit future, especially on the weekend. And I don't even trade, hold or believe in crypto.

>>60532668
More than his code number.

>>60532686
They're still complaining about rent and groceries. Their scope of the world is smaller than ever.

>>60532702
I check BTC price over the weekend too for that reason... fuck futures.

>>60532508
semiconductors are crack in everything but name

>>60532702
really mild reactions on everything. its like normal daily volatility when the fed dorks say something

>>60531917
Kek. Europoors keep on being delusional

>>60532671
wait until iran responds by closing off Hormuz, then you will see true red

considering repainting the interior of my house.

>>60532686
our masters will continue to will it until Israel has complete control of the region and by that point they will be a super power that rivals the US.

>>60532761
If Israel does win through these events, i feel like that parasite is going to alien its way out of Americas chest and leave that rotting corpse to stench the world. Of course they will then infiltrate and parasite another nation, till they are stopped.

>>60532761
>>60532769
how's the weather in tehran boys

>>60532775
Cloudy with a chance of MOABs

>>60532769
>i feel like that parasite is going to alien its way out of Americas chest and leave that rotting corpse to stench the world
This doesn't quite reach its conclusion, since jews have a long history of expulsion before it gets that bad. Plenty of civilizations do die, so recovery post-expulsion is not guaranteed.

These days there's plane tickets and wire transfers, so they'll very likely be able to run when the going goes from anti-semitic to counter-semitic. It's a matter of when, but it'll never be soon enough.

>>60532769
also US will be a questionable super power. while Israel will be more powerful then ever, the USD will no longer be the reserve currency (due to the rampant inflation). there will be a complete failure to buy our bonds, US will declare bankruptcy and everyone's retirement and pension gets wiped out overnight. will cause a civil war

the only chance we can save ourselves is if our children or grandchildren see the writing on the wall and do something about it. our gen is clearly fucked.

I am lazy and dumb. Is just shoving my savings in some ratio of VTI+VXUS+BND+bitcoin and sitting on that an okay strategy? Canadian if that matters.

>>60532801
I don't know. Sure. Are you young? You might just want stock and bitcoin. I don't own bitcoin though.

>>60532066
>only one military in the world is capable of dropping bombs
lol

F the joos

>>60532686
The public won't really care until it affects them personally. The feds can do whatever they want so long as gas prices stay manageable and soldiers aren't coming home in body bags.

RIP my calls.

>>60532817
What's worse is him calling the pilots "Warriors". Nibba, you dropped some bombs from up in the air and in a few years you'll cry about PTSD.

>>60532826
>RIP my calls.
you bought or solded?

>>60532836
Bought. The market is going down 1500 points Monday, easy.

I hope you guys don't really think what you say its so extreme and neurotic. America has done this before and not gotten into wars, even if Iran gets us back somehow you probably have as much chance as a lightning strike to be hurt by it. Probably won't even lose money from this unless in retarded options like 1DTE.

This country isn't even capable of killing everyone in Iran its like 90 million people.

Seriously, you can get high blood pressure from this anxiety its not worth it, just know people bigger than you are making decisions far above your paygrade if you will and don't worry about it.

so many faggots with trump derangement syndrome here, he WON. Just buy oil stocks retards

I'm financially ruined from GALT

nucular

>>60530946
>>60530920
Self driving trucks is already happening in Texas and yeah there has to be 1 guy present. It's already killing off a lot of the smaller trucking companies.

>>60532887
Study concludes at the end of September, so lock in a recovery and gtfo if you just want your money back.

>>60532909
>Self driving trucks is already happening in Texas and yeah there has to be 1 guy present.
It can replace highly consistent short-haul trucking routes. That's pretty substantial.

Aurora Innovation is the leading force for that, and is anticipated to get forward approval proceedings towards the end of 2025.

>>60532911
The moment best buy loads up an automated semi with tv's and sends it on a short-haul trucking route is the moment a group of guys in shitty old vehicles are going to figure out the route and ambush the truck mad-max style.

>>60532600
>not buying the dip
what a faggot
>he bought the dip
say thank you

>>60532915
A big proponent of why that doesn't happen is that similar to containerized shipping, trailers do not necessarily expose the contents of what is being shipped. Many trailers are unmarked as well.

Still, a Fast and Furious highway robbery would be a sight to behold in the news. Most cars are no longer short enough to pull off the stunt though.

This is so cool guys make some gains then get them eradicated remember you'll always be poor and there's nothing you can do about it :^)))))

wtf is his problem?

Nothingburger

The gains I'm most bullish on?
My wife's weight gains.

>>60532954
Not a real image.

chat css sirs
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>>60532962
This one is though, under that flag post. I'm doing my part.

>>60532968
Well, the first part of noticing is to admit to it, I suppose. I can't possibly see a way this could backfire at all. Not at all.

>>60532968
I don't know if im being biased, but a LOT of people are noticing the jews recently
something unspeakeable just a few years ago

>>60532975
>something unspeakeable just a few years ago
I've seen this cycle before. It's a classic meme propagation, and when it reaches the social media level, that means that tens of millions have this meme in their mind, which means that this has been in the works for about ten years by now at a meaningful number, which is around 2015 when the election tourism reached /pol/ and they got hurtboxed with the /pol/ meme contagion.

If this keeps up, it will reach US plurality within 2-3 years, which is around the time where Trump's second term comes to a conclusion. It would be highly inadvisable for a politician today to show any support for Israel or jews, two weeks ago. The public opinion could be extremely fickle by then.

>>60532980
Well i'm not talking about whether it'll lead to an action or not. Just the knowledge of jews and their actions.
99% of people don't know, now they know.
They're trying hard to censor it with social media and laws, but it only makes it more popular. The stressiand law or whatever.

>>60532986
>Well i'm not talking about whether it'll lead to an action or not. Just the knowledge of jews and their actions.
I neither have precognition, divination, or a crystal ball. Money does not buy this in conventional ways.

However, the possibilities of being blissfully or deliberately ignorant to the JQ are now locked out permanently moving on. Any further suppression will only lead to further propagation of this phenomenon.

>stressiand law or whatever
Streisand Effect, where attempting to censor information causes it to propagate more. Funnily enough, I think Barbara Streisand is jewish. It's the jews, every damn time.

Have a song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK4HHaNhcgU

My mom and I almost died tonight in a huge car crash, stock picks for this feel? Car's totaled but we're okay

Of course the orange moron drops it during the weekend

>>60533013
He needs to stop listening to the jewish advisories and demands. Every time that hebraic beak sucks in air, it exhales lies and it keeps fucking him over.

>>60533011
Thank god you and your mom are okay
wait for soxl to decline then buy

>>60533011
I'm glad you and your mom are ok anon. SOXL.

>>60533011
ALV
CPRT
CVNA

>>60533011
>Car's totaled but we're okay
Get better man, gains don't matter when you're suffering and/or dead.

>>60532317
You forgot the anti semitism and America being shaytan

>>60533019
>>60533022
>>60533018
>>60533024
Thanks frens

>>60532599
Fuck, i missed movie night

The more I read about this thing the more I think that the US/Israel have more to gain by blockading Hormuz than Iran

Will the vix go up or down on Monday?

>>60533085
if Iran's best response is a lawsuit then nothing will happen

>>60532427
>we can have nukies but you c-can't oh-okay?

>>60533112
That is the plan

>>60532208
Trump is only TACO when it comes to America first, not when it comes to sucking all the semen out of Zionists' testicles.

>>60532600
>not directly invading Ukraine is Taco
Cope

>>60532306
I think the smart move is to continue hitting Israel and not to retaliate against any American assets.

>>60531786
Yes. Any more questions?

>>60533011
RACE

>>60532911
>>60532915
Guys they are already doing longer hauls on the interstate highways. There is a documentary about this stuff already happening and I think you guys are coping about this. Truckers I know are coping saying how the AI won't know what to do on icy roads but getting that down isn't actually difficult. AI still needs 1 man in the crew to monitor it but eventually it won't because they might just phase out human drivers on the road from the long run or at least find ways to discourage it (like higher insurance premiums).

>>60532233
mississipi queen
she taught me everything!

>he bought war stonks but forgot to fill up his car before the weekend
there's our little hedge fund manager

>>60533190
>he leaves his house

>all recession indicators flashing red or yellow
>S&P500 P/E ratio at stratospheric levels
>stonks near all time highs
>yield curve already inverted months ago
>Fed rates so high the economy basically has the handbrake on

>oil shock

I'm sorry anons I don't have a good feeling about this

>>60532317
Still not as bad as Russian leaders lol. Europeans have been fucking them up the arse for centuries, and they still fall for it every single time.

shouldnt have held my stonks over the weekend, thought head cheeto would wait with the next stupidity oh well, time to cut my losses on monday and slurp some dips

>>60533217
What happens if the price action that finally happens is pumping the market even higher?

>You will see Americans die for Israel in your lifetime
Boots on the ground soon.

what does it mean to ''enrich uranium'' (or any other radioactive material)?
I know the very basics about radiation like a/b/y radiation and the differences, but not much

>>60533081
Interesting. Thanks for posting

>>60533276
Smigga how long have we been in the middle east for? Holy shit, Israel is the only reason for the wars in the first place but it's actually been several generations at this point leading to this bullshit...

>>60533299
Maybe you shouldnt have forced europeans out because 'muh colonialism'?

>>60533217
don't worry
nothing ever happens
line goes up forever
and if it doesn't, buy the dip
then line goes up forever, again, from that point
Until it doesn't, but then just buy the dip
and then it goes up forever again

>>60533228
>shouldnt have held my stonks over the weekend, thought head cheeto would wait with the next stupidity oh well, time to cut my losses on monday and slurp some dips
it seems like the kikes on wall street are approving of it
Same with the democrats. They're even approving of donny's bombing run, since it helps the jews
Kinda crazy how that works, huh

>>60533217
>>S&P500 P/E ratio at stratospheric levels
>>stonks near all time highs
all of them near all time highs but also -10% from dollar depreciating + the money supply increasing from the printer

>>60533299
>Holy shit, Israel is the only reason for the wars in the first place
well it's also oil, but yes

>>60530937 (OP)
>Auto
>>60530937 (OP)

It is a shame to waste such teacherly enthusiasm.

It's time for hands-on sexual education/emotional sensitivity and future marriage classes from Age 8 upon student application with parental and if indicated jury permission.

While we're at it, this is also a good age to start militia, gun/arms, and personal finance/wealth training.

>>60531764
because he will be the gigachad of the school now lol

What’s going to happen Monday?
Already lost 3% Friday.
Hoping that was the worst of it.

>>60533375
Depends if it escalates today
Yes - red
No - Crab
Deal between Iran and Israel reached - green

>>60533375
lol

>>60533375
Everyone expects oil up, market down
so the opposite will probably happen

The market stays bullish.
We would have hit a low today but since it was closed it's going to be digested by Monday.
It's all going up.
The Jews are going to launch more attacks and then falseflag to set up an invasion later on but we have time to think about it and profit.

>>60533330
80% of the population approves of war with Iran if it's necessary. The Jews will tell when they want it for real.
These airstrikes were just to set the tone.

>>60533403

Literal goy cattle doublespeak. Of course anyone would oppose Iran obtaining nuclear weapons, that doesn't mean they're pro Iran war.

>>60533410
but if they had them people would leave them in peace, just like north korea

>>60533410
Once there's a falseflag 7/10 americans will want boots on the ground. The key will be to sell after the chickens come home to roost

>>60533403
American media at its finest. 83%+79%=162%. You can't make this shit up.

>>60533465
83% of one party
79% of other party
>>somehow 162% of BOTH parties
Please step in line for your H1-B visa. Microsoft dearly needs mathematicians like you.

>>60533480
the USA is literally a democratic republic

>>60533465
holy shit you're fucking retarded lmao

Lol, markets are going up on Monday

>>60533489
who is the retard now

>>60533493
>100% of republicans drink water
>100% of democrats drink water
>wtf that's impossible 100%+100%=200%
this is you
go back to high school retard

RAPE IS A WEAPON
I WILL ANALLY RAPE ALL DRAFT OFFICERS AND THEIR FAMILIES
COME TO MY DOOR AND YOU HAVE SIGNED UP FOR AN ASSRAPE ALONG WITH YOUR FAMILY
THAT INCLUDES YOUR CHILDREN ZOGBOTS
I HOPE YOU LIKE SEEING YOUR CHILDREN ASSRAPED ZOGBOTS IM UPLOADING THE FOOTAGE STRAIGHT TO THE FBI

>>60533500
you are a democratic republican or a republican democrat whether you like it or not

START BURNING SYNAGOGUES NOW
START BEATING JEWS TO DEATH NOW

>>60533500
He doesn't know anything about voter registration and how it's tracked. Either that, or he is being a deliberate troll.

is there anything that can calm down the bulls...

>>60533520

>>60533520

>>60533520

>>60533517
It's basic high school level math
my bottom dollar says he's trolling

>>>/pol/508324224
big if true

>>60533519
The US entering the war would make it end quicker, it's not wrong

>>60533526
China and Europe are also against the closure of the strait
it's not happening

>>60533536
should have thought of that before letting yesterdays stuff happen

>>60533465
>American media at its finest. 83%+79%=162%. You can't make this shit up.
thank god there are people like this as retail investors
if this is who I have to beat, I'm guaranteed to make money

>>60531786
Yes.

>>60532564
>he thought their underground mountain bunkers were destroyed because of a couple of bombs
it always amazes how ignorant some investors can be of subjects not directly related to finance. It was the same shit with Elizabeth Holmes, that Steve Jobs wannabe who claimed to be able to do all sorts of testing with a single drop of blood, something which anybody with any knowledge of biology would tell you is physically impossible. Still managed to get millions of dollars of investments. I don't know why they don't consult subject matter experts before going balls-deep into these types of plays.