So in light of the Iran bombings, how fast does the market drop on Monday

Yemen and Iran will close the strait of Hormuz. This will be 100x worse than covid, supply chain crisis. Think about what happened in 2021/2022 to the market.

>>60532650
Yemen isn't on the strait of Hormuz

>>60532650
I can't wait to accumulate.

>>60532650
I'll go long Hormel foods in that case, thanks anon.

>>60532647 (OP)
They haven't even retaliated yet
>I doubt Iran will sit back and say "damn the US and Israel got us" without doing anything

>>60532650
so basically priced in is what you're saying

>>60532669
>>60532650
they can't do shit. I don't know where this idea comes from that Iran is capable of projecting and sustaining force. their military is only capable of terrorizing their own population.

>>60532669
Yep. I'm waiting to buy back in. I dont think this is over.

>>60532669
>mfw Iran shoots out every single oil well in the middle east and the Suez canal

>>60532650
Analyst say 150/barrel

>>60532650
Nothing's gonna happen this is all show to appease the self chosen people.

>>60533670
>kikes say
So everything is fake and gay and planned just to fuck everyone over

>>60532647 (OP)
they are going to close the strait of Hormuz lmao
https://nypost.com/2025/06/22/world-news/iran-orders-closure-of-strait-of-hormuz-putting-one-fifth-of-worlds-oil-supply-at-risk/

Why is everyone taking the sandnigger religous war so seriously? I think it's an even bigger nothingburger than the Soviet union civil war

>>60534725
why do you think it's a nothingburger?

>>60534790
Cause Iran has fucked up every missle attack so far, embarrassed themselves multiple times by claiming that the world will remember this night and then nothing happens. Meanwhile kikes have killed a bunch of Irans top officials and mutts just bombed Irans nuclear facilities.
Iran still hasn't done a single impressive thing this entire war and has been getting gaped nonstop

>>60534790
Nothing ever happens newfag

>>60532675
the strait of hormuz is right next to them you retard
they can project force all day there

>>60534816
hundreds of missiles have hit tel aviv
you are a moron

>>60534839
TIE ME TO A ROCKET AND FIRE ME AT TEL AVIV! I AM READY

>>60534839
kek can you show me footage of these missles? And btw the same missle recorded from different cameras and different angles still only counts as 1 missle. Telling you that beforehand since lots of the people who share your opinion don't seem to understand that

>>60534852
You have to be 18 to post here

>>60534858
Ah ok no footage then? Sorry I don't consider the imaginary missiles that hit Tel Aviv inside your head to be real missiles.

>>60532675
>projecting and sustaining force
good thing they are within rocks distance of ~20% of oil production

But the world is fat and happy.
The financial system is robust.

I'm sure everyone would be totally cool with taking a loss like that.

total nothing burger

Slurp the dipperino on Monday

>>60534816
>embarrassed themselves multiple times by claiming that the world will remember this night and then nothing happens
you're a retard who listens to random twitter commentary accounts and think it is an official communication from Khamenei himself

>>60535179
The official account of king sandnigger has been seething about and threatening kikes and mutts while doing nothing like the cucked bitch he is for weeks

>>60534852
go to pol dumbshit

The slurpers will inherit the world

>>60534872
good thing I live in a country with massive shale oil deposits that we can DRILL BABY DRILL and sell massive amounts of LIQUID GOLD to our trade partners

>>60535441
why would /pol/ think the war is a nothingburger? They are probably desperate to see Israel getting nuked

>>60532647 (OP)
Nothing will happen
The US strike on Iran was clearly pre-arranged theater
Satellite imagery from 2 days prior showed the Iranians were busy evacuating everything of value from Fordo
The Iranian "retaliation" will also be theater
Expect them to briefly detain a few ships in the strait, thus "retaliating" without shooting at any American troops. Then nothing more will happen.

>>60532655
Youre dumb as a shit bricks. There's a reason they made the Suez Canal, no one wants to fucking go around Africa for transporting cargo.

>>60535501
Yemen borders the strait of bab al-mandab. Not the same thing

>>60535460
>that won’t cause inflation

Uneducated magat

>>60535501
That’s the Red Sea moran

>>60535505
You're a retard holy shit.

>>60535531
Learn to put things together moron.

>>60532650
>close the strait of Hormuz
I don't think Iran's allies Russia and China want their economies fucked up by closing the strait of Hormuz. Polymarket has a 33% chance of it closing. Funny enough it has 35% chance of Fordow nuclear facility destroyed before July, (Down from 80%)lol
https://polymarket.com/

>>60532650
>worse then covid
kek it bounced back in like a week

>>60532647 (OP)
>how fast does the market drop on Monday
INCORRECT NPC logic system

>>60538023
wait until monday to post this? you were confident either faggot

>all the geopol """"""""experts"""""""""""" on reddit
>nothing happens
classic