Its literally over. Sell everything.

1. their parliament is a puppet, the supreme leader has to approve it
2. they literally can't do it retards, the strait of hormuz is an international waterway, it's not iranian territorial water

It has to go through their security council first who will veto it.

NATO will just send a bunch of warships down there

>>60534208
thats the plan

theyre baiting a big build up of warships so they spam anti ship missiles at them

>>60534225
this plan seems very stupid and contrived

>>60534195 (OP)
More like the Queer of Hormuz lel

>>60534195 (OP)
Oman and Iran share control of the Strait of Hormuz, at least legally. What is to prevent Oman from allowing ships to pass through their waters?

Khamenei is a dead man walking, and if he really dares to do this, it will only bring him closer to his death. He'll end up becoming yet another Hussein, Bin Laden and Gaddafi, yet another terrorist and dictator no one will ever look back on with nostalgia and pride. He'll be remembered as a loser.

>>60534195 (OP)
hope you all loaded up on gold and oil calls. it's gonna go parabolic tonight.

>>60534270
He's 86 and deeply religious.

>>60534270
mutt/kike

>>60534201
There's no rules when your in a corner retard

>>60534201
>playing by the rules
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
oh oh oh oh
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>60534201
>>60534323
>they can't do it because international rules and norms!
which rule says you can preemptively bomb countries you don't like?

>>60534270
he's already targeted for death. it'd be better for everyone if he calmed down but it's probably hard to do that when there's a target on your back

de-escalation would be better for almost everyone but a certain group of people don't want that. who benefits?

>>60534195 (OP)
>nothing ever happ-ACK!

>>60534334
Its a hidden rule when you pay for international law to exist, have its HQ in your home land and have a seat on the permanent security council

>>60534195 (OP)
I thought you buy crypto during war, not sell it.

>>60534195 (OP)
Trump needs to nuke Iran now to stop this from happening.

>>60534398
Historically, wars are in fact bullish. Shit the war on terror literally rallied US markets for the entire 2000s up until the financial crisis.

>>60534195 (OP)
Which oil stonks do i buy

>>60534398
sure, check what happened at the 2022 war
>dumps to 32k
>pumps to 47
>dumps to 16k

>>60534398
there isn't going to be a world worth living in left if they start dropping nukes

>>60534387
>he thinks the United States is in control
Ah yes the U.N. HQ in Tel Aviv

let's be honest, tel aviv is calling the shots. they struck iran first and they'll raise hell if the US doesnt fall in line

Iran is acting suicidal and it only prove the righteousness of this strike, You can never trust these lunatics with a nuclear bomb

>>60534442
we're getting totally fucked and its awful.

>>60534270
this, NATO should carpet bomb this shithole already

>>60534201
>umm what about the rules
US blew up their only bargaining chip dude they're pissed

>>60534463
>still at complacency

>>60534508
did you think i was being sarcastic?

>>60534263
why would that stop them? if they're already going up against the US why would they care about what Oman has to say?

>>60534515
yes

>>60534201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ihmIxZtMBQ

what if a country broke the rules though? lol

>>60534270
>>60534490

This wouldn't of happened if the US did nothing just like China. Could of had BTC at 120k

>>60534263
Iranian mines?

Wrong, unless this island is bombed and out of order nothing ever happens

>>60534458
Israel is at war with like 4 countries around it. Now that's suicidal. That's like Japan pre-WW2, look up how that ended

>>60534195 (OP)

>>60534201
>they literally can't do it, the law says so!

>>60534195 (OP)
!!!BUY OIL CONTRACTS AND GOLD!!!

>>60534919
>buy gold
LOL no

>oil contracts
hmmm maybe...

>>60534195 (OP)
this will be the fud of the week won't it? can't we just lock in some actual fucking gains im getting tired of this shit

>>60534195 (OP)
I go long, u kike.

>>60534458
I thought about this earlier today as well. If they continue down this path it means they would have been completely content with starting global theromonuclear war even if they all died in the process. IRGC/Quds are insane fanatics.
>>60534819
The suicidal morons are those refusing to surrender despite losing all capacity to project force

>>60535028
But you trust Pakistan and North Korea with one? Stop coping

>>60534323
Works both ways.
>>60534819
Fake wars, japan actually took over the areas.

>>60534458
>punch someone
>they hit back
>wow this guy really was dangerous all along

QRD on what closing the straights does? Do the gays win again?

>>60534201
This is the level of deluded cope we have to deal with when talking to migatards.

>>60535212
>QRD on what closing the straights does?
prevents oil tankers from getting through. oil tankers are slow and vulnerable.

>>60535148
>repeatedly punch someone
>get punched back
>cry about it and commit suicide
thankfully they can't kill themselves with a nuclear weapon

>>60534201
>Muh international laws
Literally just made up shit

It's over.

>>60534232
>immediately loses the war

lol next time learn to play 20d chess

>>60534334
>calm down

It's a suicide cult, same as the japs in ww2. You either kill them now or later, there is no talking them off the ledge

>>60534414
they were bullish when the bond market was still a functional thing. Yields/interest rates would go down, that would juice the US economy in a way.
Now, yields and interest rates are going to go up.

>>60534334
>which rule says you can preemptively bomb countries you don't like?
I would say the incest filled pedo worshipping violent religio fascist country making nuke bombs would be a good rule of thumb to stop. Especially when they're supporting a really shit group (of religio pedo worshippers, etc) in Yemen who have already attacked the US ^_^

>>60535314
Yeah

>>60535979
>I would say the incest filled pedo worshipping violent religio fascist country making nuke bombs would be a good rule of thumb to stop.
Israel?

>>60534195 (OP)
>ooo I'm s-s-scawuhd
what are you a woman?

>>60534458
North Korea got nooks and nobody's doing shit about it.

Iran was simply too slow to get a bomb. Nothing more or less. The most you can say is that they attracted too much attention by funding religious extremists. Should've been quiet until they actually got a nuke, then they would've been untouchable.