>go get a haircut at great clips
>a 37 year old roastie single mom with a half black child is cutting my hair
>begging me for a job at my company and hitting on me

Jesus Christ just cut my hair and shut the fuck up.

>>60535145 (OP)
The American tragedy. Arrogance and greed meet desperation and addiction.

>>60535145 (OP)
>you probably paid $25 including tip
Kek

>>60535145 (OP)
I just stay silent while they're cutting my hair. Is that not normal?

>>60535145 (OP)
>get clippers
>keep blades clean and oilled
>tighten so blades are flush, don't over tighten
>6-8 on top or cut with scissors
>fade 5-skin from crown to neck every 1" change guard, clean and reoil
>toothbrush stache

>>60535254
So you end up looking like a gay rights activist and spend your life in buzzcut hell. No thanks.