Just to see another 130+ pbtid

N

I

G

G

I am anon I put my life savings and my grandparent and my parent inheritance into BBBY and now it all gone. I am seething and crying and sharting and cumming where my money?

Here we go again BBBYies….

Wagmi

recap:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1lf5mow/can_anyone_give_me_some_recap/

>Court documents confirm that there are at least 120 registered shareholders, holding a minimum of 4.5% of shares—equating to approximately 540% of the Total Shares Outstanding (TSO).
Hmm I wonder if that’s why dog seafood has gone off the rails on Twitter.

>>60536432
They’re willing to start a war with Iran to hide the news of Teddy. Just like Ukraine and the so called bankruptcy. But truth will rise like a butterfly, stay zen

>rc sells shares of bbby in august 2022

>rc has a sitdown with a famous corporate raider, Carl Icahn in october 2022

>rc offers 400 million for BBBY in December 2022

>pitchbook (prestigious M&A software suite) lists BBBY as sold in January 2023

>one month later, February 2023 RC tweets “someone tell the government to stop shooting down my balloons”, alluding to bad actors delaying the BBBY restructuring

>only media appearance RC has made since entering gme in 2020 has been gmedd.com

>Larry cheng (who helped RC build Chewy, and is a current boardmember at GameStop, and a close personal friend to RC) went onto theppshow podcast (which is dedicated to BBBY discussion) 8 months after they filed for chapter 11, and 2 months after shares were placed in abeyance

>all sorts of scitzo speculation is allowed on here, reddit, and twitter, but when you mention any of the above, which comes from primary sources, posts are censored and people come out of the woodwork to go berserk about it

>platinumsparkles was allowed onto a video conference call with Gary Gensler, which implies she was considered passive enough to not ask hardball questions. She also spends literally all day engaging with bbby content on Twitter and spends hours rebutting all of it.

>mass media outlets all bash RC and his activities surrounding GME/BBBY nonstop for years, even in the face of RC's deafening silence.
These are some strange occurrences surrounding Ryan Cohen and his activities.

Also, the owner of the worlds largest Omni channel company tweeted about ryan Cohen's BBBY deposition.
https://x.com/typesfast/status/1835848394104877347

Also Patrick Byrnes old company; Overstock (which is the most famous example of a company battling naked shorts) purchased the BBBY IP, the same Patrick Byrne who has the attention of the 47th.
Very, very interesting.
https://x.com/xMarketNews/status/1854201924318298426

>shares still not uncancelled
This is very very interesting

>expect delays
>remember to renew PP prime for bonus content with Gabby

The seethe this stock creates is truly something else. The cry-poster was raging all weekend which is hilarious. Totally organic LOL.

>>60538227
>Totally organic LOL.
The seethe is from retards who bought (and lost) BBBY

>>60535963 (OP)
WAGMI

>>60538280
Lost? Na. CH11 may take a bit longer than what is convenient, but the fraud allegations are being settled meaning they are valid. Shareholders are going to be made whole once this is all said and done.

>>60538468
>Shareholders are going to be made whole once this is all said and done.
Huhuhuhuhuh

Comfy womfy summer funtime

bro the stock literally went bankrupt once, you guys are still on this?
Zombie baggies

>>60539123
>zombaggies

>>60539123
Funny you mention that. "Zombie" stocks still trade, and yet ours does not. Curious.

>>60539310
Double Zombie

>>60539310
Worst case scenario would be the shares at cellar boxed priced. I actually think it did not fall of deaf ears when Lil Duggie was squeeling like a lil Piggly Wiggly to have GG halt trading. He was scared because as soon as he saw JPM paid off before everyone else he knew for a FACT that he reemergence was guaranteed. The estate is not allowed to just pick & choose who to pay in BK CH11 and even just before.
It's over. Towelchads won. The details on how this is are all redacted. The point in not revealing how we won is what allows the estate to collect funds from fraud settlements. It is also what allowed the estate to get out of unnecessary lease agreements.
I actually don't care how long it takes because the longer it does the more money we make. And the shareholders have to be preserved for 2-3 years anyway so we may as well sit back and let Goldberg sue everyone he can. MOASS sure as shit ain't happening until BBBY CH11 is settled.

Fuck you I want something to fucking happen already
I can't wait 2 more years
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>60538227
>Totally organic LOL.
My seething is genuine and warranted

>>60536432
Hmm I wonder why NOTHING IS HAPPENING

>>60539800
>It's over.
Then why don't I have shares or money
>Towelchads won.
Then why don't I have shares or money
>I actually don't care how long it takes because the longer it does the more money we make.
I never agreed to these terms
>MOASS sure as shit ain't happening until BBBY CH11 is settled.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>60539847
You are brown, and your shares did not exist even before cancellation. Thank you, as always, for participating.

>Cryfag appears
Filtered.

>>60539856
You're brown because you came out of your mother's asshole

>Hype peddler appears
Filtered.

>60539860
>gets called brown
>immediately poo posts

I'm not going to give you 100 posts because you don't deserve to be amused by my suffering. If nothing happens by end of summer, every single one of you will be hexed. I'm leaving so don't even bother replying because I'm not going to see it.
Fuck you

>>60539098
>No Keith Flint swinging from a branch
Rookie mistake.

>>60539887
See you on the next ID fren

>>60539800
checked.

>pic related
quite strange behavior for a man that wealthy, financially speaking.

>>60540386
At no point would a short seller who was convicted in his trade beg and plead to halt trading. He wants to stop trading because longs will dogpiling the stock even as they had to crush the price below the HBC threshold was. I think whatever algo was tamping down the price (this was HFT, and not market making) was being run by someone who ended up selling probably infinitely more shares than he wanted to. Supply/demand would have probably have let the price run higher. February 2023 the stock actually did squeeze. And it was PRECISELY that day, on February 6th 2023 that the barcode algo turned on and walked the price down under a dollar. It was completely fake, and you could see spoofed orders ALWAYS drowning out buy orders. 100% of every single buy order was shorted over 100% almost each and every candle. No matter how large the buy orders were coming in, they were always less than the sells. Virtu is a HFT company, and it looked significantly different than what Citadel does with GME.
It reminds me of a false flag event that took place in 1967 where the largest U.S. navy loss since Pearl Harbor occured. BBBY was being viciously attacked with the intent to sink the ship with no survivors. But the company will live to tell the tale. The sabotage failed.

>>60540666
They got away with it, you can't do shit. No one is coming to save you.

>>60540704
Fraud allegations are already being settled, proving their merit. I don't think they got away with anything this time. They panicked once RC wanted to get involved and they DESPERATELY tried to kill the stock before it was ready to be killed. I think RC is in control of the DIP and is behind the scenes controlling the bankruptcy process. We know this to be true by the amount of seething caused when JPM got paid out which is completely illegal to pick and choose winners prior to CH11.
M&A is notorious for secrecy when constructing a deal due to not wanting public information to leak out and allow the trade to be front-run. Sales of companies during restructuring is also something that will be held in secrecy until the big reveal. Hence all of the redactions and the illegal payout of JPM. It's pretty obvious at this point that we are dealing with incomplete information. RC has acquired BBBY and we haven't even begun to see the fireworks.

>>60540666
>>60540741
trips and 741 checked.
Imagine if foreign agents from russia/china/iran came and started selling financial instruments that didn't exist.. the eye in the sky would notice immediately and they would be shut down, but the big players in this game are allowed to do it... why? We can debate if a market maker should beable to spawn liquidity, but this is a conversation for another time because a market maker doing it is LEGAL, but NON MARKET MAKING entities selling things which don't exist is illegal but how come the physical (digital software) plumbing of the system even allows it? In what world is the largest wealth engine on the planet allowing non market maker fake shares to circulate in the system, this should be trivially detectable with modern information systems.. its as if this was allowed to happen because the corruption runs all the way to the top.

>>60540704
It is still legally possible (see hertz) for previous shareholders of BBBYQ to receive cash + equity.

kek dougshit.

>>60540741
>settled, proving their merit.
A claim that is settled is the absolute opposite of proving said claim on its merits. How dumb are you """people"""?
>Bought BBBY
Oh

>>60540931
Oh hey, you're back. Did your boss give you a good tongue lashing for incorrectly talking about zombie stocks and reinforcing the long thesis? I didn't think he'd let you back in here.

>>60540999
You're just going to ignore how blatantly wrong you are? Why are bathniggers so retarded. It's like that one time PPseeds said he needs donations so he can hire a criminal attorney to file a criminal complaint LMFAO

>always want to talk about BBBY
>never Alibaba
Weird innit

>>60540741
>>60540999
>>60541021
can't chatgpt your way out of this one?

>>60541928
You see, anon, if he just says enough words then it seems like he knows what he's saying. It's the same strategy that roasties on instagram use, so that anon might be one of Dougie's whores.

Speaking of Dougie, I'm reminded of this absolute ripper that someone posted in the GME general: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_nXp3O6Mos

>>60542035
>so that anon might be one of Dougie's whores.
But Dog Seafood is their designated boogeyman

>>60542061
you're such a faggot go back to sucking on short seller dicks

>>60542159
Mad

Alibaba doing a little something something

I still don’t understand how anyone who spends this much time in a thread that literally shouldn’t matter to them at all can pretend to be mad at anyone doing the same in the gme thread.

>>60542412
There is an old saying
>reap what you sow
You set the rules, nigga, I am just staying witin the compound of what you have set as the president, now how about Alibaba, the Ryan Cohen stock? Basket?

>>60542455
>president
>precedent
Esl. Kys.

>>60542412
>shit on GME thread
>this is ok
>get shat on his own thread
>NOOO HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME
Literally Jewish.

>>60542470
>ignores full context of post
>1 typo
>must be curry
Rent free

>>60542412
They always revert to non sequitur and talking amongst themselves when they can't engage with us in conversation, or when they do it's only sealioning. This pattern will repeat until thread hits bump limit.

>>60543408
you niggas don't even know the difference between settlement and judgment LMFAO stfu
Literally shut the fuck up about anything legal.
Shut.
The.
Fuck.
Up.

>thinking there is any discussion to be had

Towelchads, yea, I think we're gonna wagmi

>>60544305
Never doubted it.

>>60544305
>siloniggers can’t handle Alibaba discussions in their thread

Shills everywhere

It’s the sarcastic d word niggery that tells me it’s important to them.

>>60544572
They can’t include Alibaba into the basket because it all falls apart

Based silo destroyer. Tell me about your madlad Alibaba theories, king.

>>60543440
TYFYS

>no bathnigger post in the designated bathnigger thread for HOURS
you fucks got bodied yesterday so hard in your own garbage thread LMAO

>>60546305
Be Ryan Cohen
Build Chewy, retire young, bored billionaire
Find dying boomer stock GameStop
Sees opportunity to turn it into the “Alibaba of gaming”
Alibaba = platform, not seller
Hosts B2B, logistics, digital asset infra
RC installs new team, kills debt, hoards cash
No earnings calls, no dilution, just silence
Wall Street seethes

GME launches NFT marketplace — not about monkey JPEGs, it’s rails for future digital ownership. Used games = smart contracts. Steam 2.0 but on-chain. Indie devs self-publish, earn royalties, tradeable skins, resale market. Reverse logistics built-in: refurb, collectibles, retro gear. Amazon + Steam + eBay hybrid.

Cohen sees Alibaba banned, Amazon bloated — builds a U.S. version. Not chasing profit, chasing infrastructure. Same as early Bezos. Meme stock hides billion-dollar thesis. Shorts pile in, RC holds.

He’s not here to play Wall Street’s game. He’s building his own.

>>60546466
>Alibaba
Thread police here, Alibaba discussion not allowed in the BBBY thread

>>60546474
Wah! Wah!
It’s a Ryan cohen play! He’s a major shareholder! Wah Wah! Alibaba NOLS!

>>60546491
>Muhammad Ali_shooped_as_alibaba_mascot.jpg
>he doesn't know

>>60546504
Alibaba will merge with GameStop, Larry Cheng said so on the PP show

>>60546305
>pretend to be legal - NAY - bankruptcy experts
>inb4 they ARE experts in bankruptcy hawhaw
>will refer to literally anything that was filed with the Court as a "docket"
>will take literally any filing and randomly highlight words
>talks about "settlement" and how it's going to make BBBaggies whole
>doesn't even understand what a settlement is
>conflates settling with admitting
>thinks they can issue subpoenas ezpz
>doesn't even understand the difference between a civil matter and a criminal matter
Their existence offends me greatly

You guys seem awfully rattled. Maybe even more than the downies.

>>60546784
Are you rattled because you can't silo Alibaba discussion?

>>60546814
Kek. I’m chilling fren. You’re living in a thread for a towel store whose stock doesn’t even exist anymore because you claim they annoyed you in a thread for a video game pawn shop.

>>60546847
Ryan Cohen bought some Alibaba, so this is BBBY related.

>>60546859
Ok.

>>60546859
He never sold any Alibaba either, he bought more. A key indicator that Alibaba is involved

>>60546875
How many alibaba do you have in your stack?

The fact that some of these niggers have nothing better to do than police my defunct towel store thread makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

>>60547022
Checked and agreed.

You made whole yet, PridefulAnon, or do you need another two weeks? Kek. KEK!

>>60547022
Hold on to that feeling (it's all you have left)

OOOOOOOOOOO
>not for you
But Ryan Cohens actual stocks.

>it’s been 84 months since anyone OOOOOO’d inside a BBBY thread
Spooky

>>60547483
They're already afraid of our "zombags"

>>60547986
Zombags still trade. BBBY is Beyond Any Zombie Stock of its Kind (it is cancelled and can no longer be traded).

Where BBBYies? I want to talk about Alibaba

>>60548224
Talk about it.

>>60548224
That's right fag talk about it

I’m going to talk about Alibaba so FUCKING hard, you guys ready?

>>60548286
I’m ready.

>>60548333
Checked! Right, here it is.

Ryan Cohen owns a substantial amount of GameStop and Alibaba, but no BBBY, cohencidence? I think not

>>60548387
>he doesn't even have a copy pasta
Faggot

>>60548473
That’s not a bad idea, I can retrofit the old BBBY pastas and images with Alibaba and add turbans to Ichan, thanks for the tip anon

>>60548494

>>60548224
>Alibaba
I've been invested in this piece of shit since 2017 and I'm only up 20%

>>60548494
Please go for it. Glownigger don’t make oc.

>>60548511
I’ve got to stick within the limits of what a BBBY would do

>>60548494
Lets make a thread about Alibaba if you want to talk about that, this is the BBBY thread, were we tell them they aren't getting shit for a canceled stock.

>>60548529
So your threat was empty?

>>60548807
Yes (like your BBBY holdings)

>>60548224
The floor is yours, king.

>>60548224
Go on king, don't be lad. Please, by all means, give us the thesis on Alibaba. No judgements here.

>>60548918
Go on lad, don't be shy**

>2023 seething in bbby threads waiting 2 more weeks for my money
>2024 make 2 million dollars in crypto, no longer have to loiter in bbby threads
>2025 lose 2 million dollars in crypto and now my only hope is my old bbby shares
Guess im back boys what I miss. Are we still gonna make it? Any time line or is it still 2 more weeks?

>>60549139
This is an Alibaba thread now. We’re all gonna make it off alibaba. Still waiting to for anon to tell us all how it’s gonna happen though.

>>60549197
I want to wagmi on Alibaba too. Care to tell us all the bull thesis? This is a safe space, brother, no siloniggers allowed.
Please, do go on!

>>60549225
I don’t know it. I’m still waiting for SBITERiQ to tell me.

>pssst
I like you guys, don’t short Alibaba this week.
>Teddy Baba is coming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcD3aQaCTd0&ab_channel=LynfinityMusic

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(GME holders only)

>60550279
>larps about holding gme in the towel thread
There is no possible way you are unpaid

<<60550551
>post BBBY drivel in the GME thread despite being told to fuck off
>doesn't
>somehow resurrects a BBBY thread
>GMEchads (me) come to return the favor and shit on the designated shitting thread
>howcanthisbehappeningtome.jpg

>>60550573
As always you provide me with immediate gratification and far too much credit. Now call me Keith and remember I'm your daddy.

>>60550618
Keith poster? He roped years ago from his failure to buy Alibaba the OTHER Ryan Cohen stock

>>60550633
So why is a 45 still accusing people of being him. Did he miss the memo?

>>60550618
>you provide me with immediate gratification and far too much credit
You sound fat

>You sound fat
What a big meanie weenie.

>>60550703
You're that weak faggot who held GME and said he needs millions of dollars, a personal chef, and a personal trainer, to stop shoving food down his throat, aren't you?

Everyone calm down.
No more arguing about who is the niggest nig.
The answer is all of you
DADDYS HOME.
LAW AND ORDER

>>60550686
>ad hominem, the last refuge of a losing argument
You sound brown. I would wager we are both correct.

>conceding he's a fat fuck
kek

WAGMI
FRAUD PAYOUT

>>60550731
DICK WOLF

>>60550795
So you're fat then?
You will then respond with
>So you're brown then?
No, I am Black and also Jewish (unironically)

>>60550878
>No, I am Black and also Jewish (unironically)
OV VEY MEIN NIGGA

>>60550719
>Grumpy wumpy detected

OOOOOOOOOO
>Not for BBBY, but for every stock Ryan Cohen owns

>>60551341
Hey you lied. Apple is down.

>>60551363
Apple is a grey area, lawsuits and such, trademark infringement and such

What’s the matter BBBYies, afraid of a little baba?

PLEASE SERS DO NOT DO THE REDEEMFUL

>>60551898
>rabinhood
>Sincerely, Your Name

Which one of you $2/hr shills wrote this? Couldn't even afford a ChatGPT subscription to grammar check it?

>>60551898
Fake. Nobody is this stupid.

>60551922
I think I found the guy who wrote it

>>60551911
This is how you know these "former shareholders" are bad actors. They are acting on behalf of entities that do not want to see this bankruptcy resolved in a timely manner for some reason....

>>60551957
I’ve never seen anything like it before. Bizarre.

>>60551922
https://restructuring.ra.kroll.com/bbby/Home-DocketInfo

docket #4160
Thats the official BBBYQ chapter 11 docket website.

>>60551898
new thread theme just dropped:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx5CSCfttNQ&ab_channel=LuBu

All they have left is delay after delay.

>>60551957
Why you silofagging baba?

>>60552025
>Neelay Das
>now this nigga
>BBBaggies were the brownoids all along
kek

>>60552101
BASTARD BITCH SAR BBBY CHEAPER TO MOON MR COHEN

>BBBaggies will ignore this

>>60552391
It's addressed all the time actually. Never refuted.
We even have Papalia saying it doesn't matter.

>>60552432
Post the highlighted """dockets"""

>>60551922
Everyone that thinks they are getting anything for bbby is this stupid.

>>60552436
Yeah, highlighted dockets, court drama, twist my nipples

>>60552436
Do your own research.

I opened a fortune cookie and it said,
"Your future is a river; let it flow with prosperity"
Shillies, you response please.

sh...shillies?

>>60538645 >>60552556

A lot of bond holders are up and there’s already enough money in the estate that the bond holders will make money in the very worst case scenario

>>60553165
>I won’t make it, but my sacrifice means richer people will now be richer

Based charitable investor, slowing down GameStop and Alibaba to assist the market makers and 1% in their hour of need, we need people like you, I salute you sir

back in the day Bloomberg did a documentary about GlobalLinks, a company where a guy bought over 110% of all shares, and over the next 3 days over 5000% of issued shares traded hands as volume. This case was discussed in some congressional hearing ~25 years ago.

Dole food is another famous case that even the MSM had to write articles about in order to try and steer the narrative, naked shorts once again.

Overstock is another example, naked shorts everywhere.

Imagine if Russian or Chinese agents came to the US and made a hedefund and started printing fake shares for the 50 largest companies on the markets.... Well you would be correct with your assumption that the eye in the sky (private company - DTCC) would notice immediately and shut that shit down for obvious national security reasons... so knowing that there is an eye in the sky watching, how come certain NON market making firms are allowed to print fake shares still to this day? Isn't it odd that the plumbing for the largest wealth machine on the planet allows non market making firms to print fake shares that were never borrowed.. isn't this a glaring vulnerability? If you are in the club the DTCC allows you to print fake shares.

>>60553645
I’m not familiar with Ryan Cohens investments into Overstock, I would like to know more about Ryan Cohens investments into Overstock

I demand that something fucking happen right fucking now

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>60554044
Oh you "demand"? What leverage do you have for your "demand"? (The answer is nothing. You have nothing. Like your shares.)

>Shills trolling other shills
haha, wow.

>>60554394
They always circle jerk each other when they fail to engage us in conversation, which is constantly. For example: if they engage with this post it can only be through ad hominem or non sequitur.

>>60554472
I think it is interesting how they try to frame things as GME holders vs TowelChads so bad when RC is STILL involved in CH11. He's also been radio silent which is to be expected for someone who may be involved in M&A. The inability to even be level headed about BBBY is all you need to know.

>>60554472
>>60554504
will it be non sequitur to call you a Class9groid?

>>60554516
Call me whatever you want. I'm gonna call you a lil grumpy wumpy seethie weethie.

>>60554540
>grumpy wumpy seethie weethie.
Why do BBBaggies talk like they have some cognitive impairment?

>>60554547
I think it illustrates the difference between being a shortseller trapped in a trade that is going to bankrupt you and being a comfy boy, shitposting on the clock at my wfh job.
I have secured my financial present and future and I am happy go lucky. You, however, seem like something is bothering you. What could it possibly be?

>>60554547
Why aren’t you having more fun?

Alibaba makes BBBYies squirm

Imagine being on the cusp of bankruptcy and being responsible for the next great financial collapse and getting called a seethy weethy by a banana every day. They desperately want a reprieve and for GME longs to go away and we're all sitting around waiting for them to capitulate so we can take their money. What a time to be alive. GME is almost 100% backed by cash with a looming infinity squeeze waiting to kick off. Pretty amazing thing to be involved in.

>60554516
>does the thing I said without even realizing it
I truly hope you're trolling fren. If this isn't banter you may be clinically retarded.

>>60554648
Those are a lot of self-affirming words. You picked that up from therapy?

Ugh, being a Alibaba enjoyer getting siloniggered in a BBBY thread dedicated to Ryan Cohen investments, and being attacked for being over the target, ugh how could this happen to me.

>>60551898
>>60552025

>>60554873
lmfao

>>60554873
You're just mad that you think you are being clever and no one actually cares. It's sort of like how no one talks about AMC anymore because there is no organic reason to do. That's not really the case for GME and BBBY.
It was a good try, but you shillies are just too silly. You will need to go back to the drawing board because it's not really sticking.
>Shills so bad he gets consoled and counseled on more effective methods
KEK

>>60554847
>therapy is le bad

>>60554888
>case for GME and BBBY
And Alibaba

This is honestly such a strange strategy he has settled on. I don’t understand what it’s supposed to achieve. It comes off so low effort and spiteful. Why would you be spiteful of people hoping for a bankrupt towel store to be somehow the secret key to riches?

>>60554904
What’s the tldr on baba? I don’t see anyone policing its discussion in here.

>>60554914
I asked him for his thesis a couple of times now. I think he was hoping we were going to silonigger him. It's funny when prompted he has nothing to followup with? Towelchads actually bring something to the table that is interesting and compelling. These silly shillies are simply not credible and you can tell they are at their wits end with how things are turning out.
I say this with utmost sincerity. Shillies, you poke fun at therapy, but I want you to all take care of yourselves. This will pass eventually and at the end of the day, it is only your money and at most several years in prison. It is not worth it to take the easy way out. Once you walk over the ledge there are no take-backs. (Similar to cellar boxing a debt free company that is 95% backed by cash)

>>60554914
There is no tldr. It's just a reductionist analogy used to shit up our thread, because they're mad that towel chads shit up their gme thread (I assume that person was mad about them shitting up our threads, etc.) The key is understanding that they are bad faith actors that have never held gme or bbby. Ask them why they are here.

>>60554931
Kek I know anon I’m just teasing.

>no one can disprove Alibaba as a Ryan Cohen stock
>completely ignore it because it doesn’t fit the BBBY narrative complex
Stop name calling me! Waaah waaaah

>>60554931
>they are bad faith actors
This is accurate. They seethepost at Towel chads uncovering the broader moves being made by RC and disguise themselves as GME maxis.
MOASS is compelling. Sure. But RC as the next Warren Buffet building a retailing empire gives you ample opportunities to get in early. I think MOASS is containing not just GME shorts, but also probably daming up all sorts of forced-buy-ins for shorts across an ungodly amount of companies. The special hatred for BBBY exists because it reveals the interest in M&A and the opportunity for the internet hive-mind to go and sniff out other target companies. I think they see the internet hivemind being relatively dormant for the time being and they want to keep us in stasis where we are at. Content to sit and hold instead of being proactive. To put it more concisely: They are concealing something.

Could you imagine doing this for free?

No end in sight

>>60554914
Cohen bought some Alibaba and he's still in.
>>60554929
Interesting choice of image.

>>60555021
Ok so why aren’t you talking about it? Maybe you should bring it up in the gme thread too?

heading to the kirana
anyone want anything?

>>60555029
>Ok so why aren’t you talking about it?
Because it's over. We (Alibabachads) already won.
>Maybe you should bring it up in the gme thread too?
Why are siloniggering? Why don't you want to talk about Ryan Cohen's other moves? The amount of seething received by Alibabachads tells me we're over the target.

>>60554964
Ryan Cohen literally owns Alibaba stock

Show me his BBBY ownership

>>60555075
I’m literally doing the opposite of siloing. You should talk about baba in all Ryan cohen threads. It’s strange that you only seem to want to talk about it in the towel thread. It’s almost like you’re being disingenuous or something.

>>60555091
Because everyone knows that BBBYies are the REAL Ryan Cohen stock, DUH

>>60555111
I pray you’re paid to do this. Kek

>>60555115
>he’s got to be paid…
>no one can get this much enjoyment mocking BBBYies
GameStop Manifesto, Artivle 69, subsection 471, paragraph 420

>GameStop holders have the given right to mock BBBYQ enjoyers and will be encouraged to do so at any given time, this is further guidance.

>>60555131
I’m gonna do the good work and try and get baba discussed in the gme thread. Thanks for giving us all a heads up about baba fren.

>spending hours upon hours mocking people you claim are inconsequential
Is this mental illness or unemployment? Or perhaps……

>>60555137
>no you can’t do this!
>im going to go shit up the GME thread with baba now because your shitting up a bankrupt stock thread!
Woman behaviour

>>60555152
I’m not going to repeat myself again

>only I’m allowed to behave like woman

>>60555091
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT HERE
Thread police spotted.

>>60555205
He literally said it should be talked about in all the threads. Are you esl?

>>60555084
>arf arf arf

>>60555214
Of what use is mastery of the English language when you are... disingenuous?

A thought occurs: perhaps brown people, lacking the throne of mind, are incapable of understanding things like the moral imperative of honesty, respect, etc. I'm talking real Dabrowski level 1s. Therefore perhaps they are not disingenuous. Perhaps they are more like barking dogs who only understand that they are hungry (paid to post,) and the behaviors that satiate that hunger.

>>60555289
nah they know what they're doing which makes it even funnier because they're never gonna make it AND they have forsaken their morality which affects the progress of their souls

>>60555289
>perhaps brown people
the biggest BBBY holders are brown.

>start talking about baba in the BBBY threads
>BBBYies immediately
Why aren’t you fellas buying Alibaba?

>>60555481
you just KNOW shes into breath play and some choking

WAGMI

>>60555492
Never met a bitch that wasn’t

>>60555492
Do you ever think about pulling on her braided pigtails and fertilizing her fertile, Aryan womb?
We are ALL going to wagmi

>>60555627
I’m going to pump her full of Baba, Ali

>BBBYies can’t even comprehend a pump

>>60555669
Alibabababased

Has anyone else who holds physical paper shares found a way to mass block the numbers that the hedge fund short sellers use to contact you to try to give up your shares so they can close their shorts? I keep telling them it's 500 bucks a share and to take or leave it but they keep calling me anyway trying to haggle it down. I think I'm done talking with them and just need a way to mass block them all at this point.

>>60555781
>not photo copying one share and selling it to them for $500 each

Alright shillies, time to settle this once and for all with a super hardcore rap battle. That's right, ya'll about to SERVED.
Awwwwww shit das right, niggaaaaa
My name is Sonichu and I'm here to say'
Hatin on RC is super gay
If you want retire from yo job duh local Wendy's'
Just buy a few shares of the stock with the Tendys!
Ya'll act like gettin rich is hard
When all you gotta do is selling dem pokeman cards
Hangin with the crew on 4-chan
Hope you silly shillies get the permanent ban
Cause you messin with the stock with the most
Better watch yo back with this spicy shit post'
Das right nigga

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>60556066
>AHHHHHHHH I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT BABA

this fucking sucks so fucking much god fucking dammit it all

>>60556200
It's ok, Baba will emerge this earnings, Ryan Cohen knows what he is doing.

>>60556323
My foot will emerge from your mouth after I shove right up your asshole.

>>60556362
All your posturing, and that's all you got? Wish I thought of Baba posting years ago, you cant compete

>>60556403
Sorry kiddo, we're all about Playboy here. Baba is old news.

>>60556408
Sorry kiddo, we're all about Nordstrom here. Playboy is old news.

>>60556411
Sorry kiddo, we're all about Bitcoin here. Nordstrom is old news.

>According to a FormSC13D/A filed August18,2022, RCVentures disposed of 100% of its 9.45million‑share stake, reporting ownership at 0 shares as of that date

Meanwhile...
>RyanCohen’s stake in Alibaba currently stands at about 7million shares, valued at roughly $1billion as of February 2025

It's like getting the band back together

As you can see, once confronted with logic and common sense, the BBBYie recoils

Are we allowed to talk about Tupperware? That was the first dword nigger false equivalent stock.

>>60556524
Watch it, you'll anger the thread police

>>60556546
What thread police? Those done exist in the bbby thread.

>>60556524
I will need to search the ancient sacred texts of the Cheng dynasty, I don’t see why not though, It is a member of the Q basket

How much fraud settlement are bbby holders going to be getting? I think at least 150 dollars, per share.

>>60556733
There is no fraud settlement because there is no case.

>>60556733
I would say the cash equivalent of each share of BBBYQ on the market right now seems like fair fraud payout prices.

>>60556546
>>60556588
>Shills sat in a meeting all day thinking up a counter strategy to being called silo niggers.

>>60556740
You got a source for that?
>>60556744
It's not on the public market, so you can't know the value of 20230930-DK-Butterfly-1, Inc.

>>60556740
but then...
>There is no case because the fraud was settled
The "mind" of the shill

Hehehe, I get to be pp today. Somebody post the big snoz.

>>60556733
Given that there are HUNDREDS of fraud cases ongoing and they are being settled out of court, I think recovery for Class 9 is almost 100%. The redactions are key, because they are hiding a transaction.
The truth is we are still in a CH11 bankruptcy and we are here STRATEGICALLY. CH11 bankruptcy gives you all sorts of legal protections. One of the first things they did was cancel unnecessary legal agreements such as leases. They couldn't do this without the court.
What else could not be done with the court? How about discovering the number of owners with 4.5% of the float was over 120. How else can you take legal recourse against shorts not knowing these figures. This is why I don't give two shits about "muh shares". (Non stop, the r/teddy is people cry-posting about muh shaaaaareeeess. LOL Cry-poster also muh-shares posts here too)
Also, the fact that JPM was paid off early is blatantly illegal. The fact that the KNOWN consultant trying to sabotage BBBY was working for JPM sort of makes sense that they would have been boxed out of control of this bankruptcy. Lil duggie is also cry-posting and was even ready to lick RC and Pulte's butthole when they were flexing from inside Pankther's arena. I think the fraud cases are ALL going to be settled on behalf of shareholders and then and only then will the final drop happen. This whole thing has been strategically orchestrated from the beginning, and the shills are DESPERATE for us to focus of MUUUUH SHAAAAAREEEEEEZZZZZ
But Towel chads know better. The bigger picture is bizarre and completely unaddressed by MUH-SHARE posting. The redactions, the ongoing lawsuits etc. It's all still looming and the Massive, GARGANTUAN level of seethe caused by BBBY sort of gives the game away.
Despite what the shills would have us believe, Towel-chads will win. Like, we're not going to scrape by with pennies per share. I think anywhere from $40-65 per share is easily attainable.

>>60556768
Going to be funny watching them attempt to combat this one.

I would imagine the settlement includes some practical considerations. You settle and pay out now, and we'll make the squeeze go away. I think the short sellers created another infinity squeeze in BBBY and they would HAPPILY pay $25 per share to make it go away.
So be prepared, Towelkings. You will be pleasantly surprised.
It is simply not true that a company this size was financially detonated in front of our very eyes and no one noticed. As powerful as shorts may appear, discovery via the court systems was ALWAYS going to blow the lid wide open. I think RC called the bluff. He wanted Baby and he didn't get it and now he has a Grade-A legal team parsing through the wreckage. He wanted to buy Buy Buy Baby for $400M and he wanted to spin it off. But instead the company, valued at $5BN per Holly Etlin, went bankrupt?
LOL. Not a fucking chance.
>but muh shaaaaress!!
>muh shares??????
RC literally said "Things are about to get interesting", meaning he was going to go to war for the shareholders in the courtroom. And he WILL end up with Buy buy Baby. He'll save the shareholders as well. Why wouldn't he if he could when short sellers are literally shitting all over his life's work with GME. RC doesn't want to be involved in this shit when he could focus on his company. Ousting the shorts on BBBY will likely destroy the margin-collateral held by shorts shorting GME. So there is every incentive for him to defend shareholders in BBBY and that is exactly what is unfolding here and now.

>>60556847
Where does Alibaba fit into this?

>>60556854
I think the shills take umbrage with being called siloniggers so easily so they all sat in a room brainstorming some new ideas because nothing they do or say sticks. They really can't back an Alibaba thesis up and therefore there is nothing to talk about. Hence why they constantly say the name and then nothing else like a limp noodle.

>>60556869
This seems less like something they all planned out and more just something SBITERiQ decided he would try until he gets bored of being a dword nigger in this particular method.

>>60556869
you think anyone criticizing a stock that no longer exists is a "shill,"

I seriously doubt anything anyone says is getting through to you.

R

>>60556965
>>60556967
>>60556972
>>60556975
>>60556978
>>60556979

>>60556979
Kill yourself you stupid fucking faggot I hope your asshole gets triple penetrated by an Indian and two niggers and you die of nigger aids

>>60556979
why ruin it faggot? just couldnt help your dysgenic shitskinned self huh?

>>60556984
>>60556986
honestly its good enough at least it ended with an r instead of some other random shit like "pee pee poo poo butthole vagina boobies penis"

>>60556847
Why would the plan administrator need to bring a litigator on board for help? Things are about to get very interesting.

>>60557492
Because there is 30 mouth breathes that invested $20 demanding millions so they need to make it crystal clear you should have bought Baba

>>60557492
>Things are about to get very interesting

>>60556847
>And he WILL end up with Buy buy Baby.
Except Beyond Inc already has it

>interesting
>shambles
>win
>shills
>fraud
>equity
>canceled
>towels
>baby
>shorts
>docket
>court
>delays
>gone
>trust
>couch
>shorts
>seethe
>settlement
>zero
>bankruptcy

>>60557921
>speed running the entire thread
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Missed out NOLS

>SBITERiQ
Don't reply to me you stupid faggot

>>60556778
>You got a source for that?
Yes, all the bankruptcy documents.

>>60556819
>Class 9 is almost 100%
It's 0%.

>>60557928
I'm sorry there chief, won't happen again.

>no one wants to discuss Ryan Cohen stocks.

Interesting

>>60556819
I like how BBBaggies opine on the law, yet do not know the difference between settlement and judgment.

>>60558070
They read it on Reddit so it must be true. The man sat on a couch you know

Nothing pisses the shills off more than the fact that people like me who held 200k shares into bankruptcy are willing to wait as long as it takes to see recovery

>>60558211
Yeah you show those shills whose boss, best $20 you ever lost.

I am not willing to wait as long as it takes

>>60558359
Sell on open, buy Baba, its the only way

i'm not going to make it

>>60558251
>>60558359
>>60558413
>>60558416
Imagine being this gay

>>60558437
You don't need to imagine.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

pain

please
something
happen
please
please
please

dear jesus
please let me have this
amen

>>60558695
Nothing will happen, this stock isn't coming back, ever. There will be no cash, equity, warrants, units or anything else coming for former shareholders of the now canceled stock.

>>60558728
thanks for the feedback. guess that means you don't need to ever post in this thread ever again, right?

>>60558744
Why you siloniggering? Are you willing to look at viable Ryan Cohen certified stocks?

>>60558437
But if he posts enough frogs, surely everyone will think he is here organically

>>60558744
dword spotted

>>60558813
>Keith from Kent’s greatest hits

Saturday.

please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

>>60558744
No, you constantly need to be reminded you're not getting anything. You're not getting anything.

i need a miracle jesus

>>60558892
I can’t return the $30 you have invested in BBBYQ, but I can tell you about Alibaba

>>60558921
>65

>constantly saying because Ryan Cohen bought BBBY it’s all part of the plan
>completely ignore alibaba
And they say my jokes are bad

i'm begging you jesus

>>60558967
Have you heard of our Lord and saviour Richard Newton? He will be able to show you how to swing your BBBYies

i've waited long enough
time for this to happen
please please please please please please please please please please

i'm crying

You people realize that the company went bankrupt and is defunct, right?
You people realize that all that is left of it is the assets, right?
You people realize that all the shares were made worthless by the bankruptcy, right?
You people realize that the liquidation is only going to benefit creditors and bondholders and not shareholders, right?

>>60558994
Yes, most of us are here to abuse the mentally handicapped though

>>60558993
>i'm crying
Proofs?

not like this
not like this
not like this
not like this
not like this
not like this

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS

ryan... save me... please...

>>60558921
Ask him how much he is paid. You wouldn't believe how much!

IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD
THE BANKRUPTCY THAT NEVER ENDS
THE LIES THAT NEVER END
IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS

>>60558994
>bondholders
They will not be getting anything either.

ITT my enemies remind me that they spend more literal and figurative capital on the narrative surrounding my investment in a completely defunct, hopeless, irrecoverably bankrupt towel retailer. I unironically tyfys.

>>60559070
i want my money now

>>60559077
Checked, and thank you for single handedly keeping bbby at the top of the catalog for a few days. You'll have to beg someone else for money; I already told dogshit anon I would send his kids to college for clueing me in on this life changing investment. You should come up with something more creative than larping as a remorseful towelchad, and someone might take care of you (or at least your family.)

>>60559087
i'm not larping, i'm angry about this stupid shit and how it is dragging on with no end in sight
I'M UPSET

NOTHING IS HAPPENING

i would take $5 per share in a HEARTBEAT if it meant ending this as soon as possible

>>60559097
There it is. Never selling. Spending cash to buy more.

>>60559070
>defunct
Meds. NOW.
I'm literally going there on Monday to pick up some new bedding.

>>60559103
never selling what
buy more what

This thread is higher on the catalog than gme and smg. Fucking Kek.

>>60559191
kek and check

>>60559054
He really won’t

Lots of angry BBBY holders at our presence Baba Bros, we must be over target

>>60553165
The bonds are in default, which means they are basically worthless. This is why they turned off buying of the bonds. The only ones trading them were you losers speculating.

What absolute madness this thread is. Lots of seethy weethies today.

>>60559540
Yea, making the worst investment in the history of investing will break people, which is why they cope by pretending they won. Investment PTSD.

>investment holding companies
:^)

>>60559681
A holding company flew over my house!

So you’re ditching Ryan Cohen for Sue Gove? CHARLATAN!!!

>>60559681
Woah. What kind of even would compel them to make this change to the broker page?

>>60560569
Somehow, Sue Gove has returned…

1.5 Hour long Jake2B breakdown.
Bros, we're so going to wagmi
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1lm6eoy/jake2b_15hr_bbbyq_seminar/

>>60560642
>I LOVE to hear myself speak, please read my chatGPT opinion piece/tome
NO
WAGMI

>>60560642
His couch status? I NEED TO KNOW HIS FRIECKEN COUCH STATUS?!!?!?!?!

>>60560690
Friend, we won.

>>60560717
yawn
call me when he's wedged a fleslight between the cushions

We are ALL going to wagmi

>>60560729
What is Pulte up to now the ole BBBY Champion? How's the charity fund going? Oh...

The seethy weethies are absolutely SWARMING this morning.

>>60560734
What is to be upset over fellow anonymous? Give me 10 reasons why anyone would be upset at taking the piss out of BBBYies, Infact, I will go easy on you, make it 5, no 3 solid ones.

>You can't

>>60560759
>Give me 10 reas..
Do your own research

>>60560799
Just like BBBYQ, no substance.

>>60560804
>76 seethepbtid
TOP KEK

its clear that jake posted the couch photo because he was hyped as fucked when DFV came back after.. what? like 3 or 4 years? HE thought things were popping off very soon, but it doesnt make him wrong.

It is still legally possible for shareholders to receive cash + equity (hertz) and based on social factors alone (seafoods behavior, and the odd number of shills who have remained strangely informed [platinumsparkles]) it would appear that we have indeed won, but they have to pull shit like:
>>60551898
this in order to delay as long as possible so big banks can dump their toxic assets before the next 08.

>>60560818
>seethe
Can you show me this seethe? I am having fun.

>42pbtid for our hype fatigue/demoralization shill
and
>77pbtid for our resident shill team seafood
together these 2 make up 35% of this thread, astounding that this has happened consistently ever since yung dugg has been sperging out, following
>pic related
and we have DOCKET #390 and
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1l2mazh/throwback_two_years_ago_the_court_asked_to_know/
to confirm that we are AT MINIMUM 550% oversold.

>>60560928
I don't get it.

So this play has nothing to do with Ryan Cohen now? What connection is there to GME then? Why is Alibaba never mentionedentioned when talking about the basket?

>>60560960
>about the basket
There is no basket.

>>60560987
So why are they always in the $GME thread? seems bit disingenuous

Their entire strategy has devolved into no uing and shitting up a thread they don’t even think should exist all while bumping it to the top of the catalog. What a sad state of affairs for d word niggers.

>>60561024
Literally just an autist with free shitposting time.

me no money and me no happy :(

reeeeeeee me want money now me sad reeeeeeeeeee me pain me pain me pain reeeeee money now why no money now me no won reeeeeeeeeee reeee reeeee :( pain only pain :( me pain why

>>60561137
It's ok Sue Gove is going to take care of you.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FREE ME FROM THIS PURGATORY SOULS OF THE DAMNED

suffering
only suffering
the demons in control of earth have subjected us to hell
the fires of torment linger
with
no
end
in
sight
god help us all
demons return to hell
end this pain

we won

>>60561228
Forget to switch IDs?

Cryshill forgot to switch IDs

>>60561235
dude nobody is switching ids
holy fucking shit i know which fucking id i'm using
why are you so fucking retarded
please explain to me why you are so fucking stupid

we won we won we won we won
give me money now holy fucking shit where are my shares
we won we won we won we won
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
we won
me want money NOW

>>60561240
i only have one id and i'm using it to fucking seethe
we won
we won

The shills just can't stop losing

we won though

>heh we caught him using multiple ids heh because thats what SHILLS do heh heh heh im so crafty i figured it all out the SHILLS are trying to demoralize us heh it won't work because i'm such a genius nice try id shifter
this is what you fucking freaks sound like

but we won

>pretending to filter and opening the posts anyways like a faggot
If your thread does not look like pic. rel. your "filtering" is strictly performative

WAGMI

>>60561240
>hypeshill is deflecting again

bros we won it's so close bros the shills are trying to stop it but it can't be stopped bros defend the thread bros this is what matters bros if the shills convince us to do ... then we lose we can't let them win bros if the shills get us to ... then we won't make it we can't ... or else bbby won't return and we won't get rich the shills want us to ... but that won't happen bros it won't bros because we won bros

Finally I got my fraud payout into my account. I'm so relieved. It took a while, but that's okay. I finally got my money. Congrats everyone, we officially won. Whew, what a relief. Let's enjoy ourselves now.

>>60561278
>gets called out for ID hopping
>seethes
That's our silly shillies!

>>60561277
Nope.