CRCL jerk edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60537493

How I did today. Where are my fellow 0dtechads at?

so much for today being big red. green open predictors were correct as usual

>>60538337 (OP)
I closed my UNH position because I need to move some money to another broker. Was planning to rebuy, but it is jumping back up right after I sold.

>>60538337 (OP)
Those are the faces they make when i whip out my giant schlong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilRj6O_Yets

This cute japanese girl wants you to buy leveraged silver.

would really appreciate if amd would go back up to 132 area

need 50ccs of GALT hopium, STAT

you missed NVDA , you missed PLTR , you missed LUNR , you missed NFLX ,you missed SOUN , you missed CRWV , you missed OKLO, you missed CRCL... anon please take some risk

>>60538350
tfw the fedex founder died three days before earnings

ffs repost:
>Iran retaliation against US sites could be hours away - report

>>60538337 (OP)
Can we kill whichever Canuck niggerfaggot keeps making new threads right at bump limit?

Why do house prices keep going up?

>>60538367
2 weeks away imo

>>60538365
>tfw I DIDN'T miss NVDA
I just didn't put a lot in. I wish I woulda put more than $30k in.
But I made $90k so w/e!

>>60538367
what are they gunna do?

>>60538370
My Dad is still not selling

>>60538370
<ay

>>60538378
Raise the Purple Flag of Retaliation above the Qom mosque

Im about to lose my mind because I didn't buy circle i could have never worked again in my life. My life was destined to be pathetic the moment I was conceived fml

>>60538370
fed buying mbs as part of their qe. but im not sure

>>60538365
>put money into a stock
>wait a long ass time for a gigapump
Or
>buy SPY 0dte options
>100% profit (Day) or more
I don’t have the patience for stocks.

>CRCL 292
kek

>>60538382
At least it was written by a person. The M key is right next to that.

>>60538396
Should I put 2k into this?

timed the top with the spy put I bought for tomorrow- holding it until the next day to see what happens. already up 20%

>US Pres. Trump: Did I Hear Former President Medvedev, From Russia, Casually Throwing Around The “N Word” (Nuclear!), And Saying That He And Other Countries Would Supply Nuclear Warheads To Iran? Did He Really Say That Or, Is It Just A Figment Of My Imagination? - TS

wtf
lmao

>sell puts
>expires worthless, collect premium tendies
>expires worthless, collect premium tendies
>expires worthless, collect premium tendies
>uh oh, assigned
>sell calls in opposite direction
>expires worthless, collect premium tendies
>expires worthless, collect premium tendies
>expires worthless, collect premium tendies
>uh oh, assigned
>sell puts again and repeat cycle

Is it really that easy? There's gotta be more downsides right? Unless you're performing this strategy on a meme asset that completely shits the bed and never recovers I don't see how you can lose money on this. How many of you do the wheel strategy?

What's better?
A successful nuclear weapons test by Iran or an invasion to change the regime with boots on the ground by america?

>>60538390
you still have a chance, buy CRCL puts
because its overvalued as fuck now

>>60538407
Why not both?

>>60538399
You missed 850 percent

>>60538414
The us will back off if Iran tests a nuke.
And if the us invades that means Iran doesn't have nukes so they can't test them.
This is mutually exclusive.

I don't know what's more bullish

>>60538417
Fuck

>>60538350
short carnival, thank me later

>>60538399
you should put your life savings in it

>>60538406
i own a little WEEL for funsies

>>60538350
Any moves for the positive for any of these guys? I don't do shorts anymore

>>60538424
Do they do a lot of cruises through the straight of hormuz?

>>60538423
Yeah put my money into grrr and rcat instead and look what happened to those I fucking hate my life

>>60538425
Those are my life savings

>>60538406
wait, that's what the wheel is? I've always thought it was just a short strangle where you own the underlying stock.

LinkedIn is so fucking gay, and I say that as someone who engages in discourse about anime girls on a Mongolian basket-weaving forum. It's filled with retards making "inspirational posts" that are totally vapid and formatted obnoxiously. Praying for an Iranian cyberattack.

>>60538433
SPY will probably go up

>>60538433
fedex might do well, seen some articles about people happy for the dividend

>>60538413
>Overvalued
I didn't know people still used that word considering money has no value and this has been clown market for at least 5 years now

>>60538406
until you have one catastrophic assignment and it's all gone, happened to me with SMCI, sold CSPs, got assigned, then immediately tanked due to tariffs volatility, sold CCs below cost basis... then immediately spiked due to tariffs volatility, CCs get called away below cost basis... end up losing money while locking up funds for about 2 months

fuck this dog shit op
also just bought the MAIN dip

>>60538413
>buy CRCL puts
This is like going to an insane asylum and betting your savings on the rational behavior of the inmates. CRCL is only up so much because a bunch of clowns and lunatics are throwing money at it. It will crash to the value corresponding at some point (just like crypto in general), but nobody knows when that is.
If you HAVE to short a bubble, at least never do it in the beginning stages.

I have to apply for options trading. Should I apply for covered, long, or spreads? Im going to emotionally gamble because I'm suck of my life right now and dont give a fuck anymore

>>60538413
>buy CRCL puts
This is like going to an insane asylum and betting your savings on the rational behavior of the inmates. CRCL is only up so much because a bunch of clowns and lunatics are throwing money at it. It will crash to the price corresponding to its treasury holdings at some point, but nobody knows when that will be.
If you HAVE to short a bubble, at least never do it in the beginning stages.

>>60538445
TRVKE

>>60538345
Ouch

>>60538472
at minimum covered and long, spread are more of an advanced strategy

>>60538406
I do this, and yeah as long you're doing it 1) at attractive strikes, and 2) on non-meme shit stuff you'd like to hold anyway, it's a good strategy

>>60538406

>>60538475
anyone shorting RGC the past few days must be very happy with that bubble bursting

I guess I'll stop trading invidual stocks, just moving too much like shitcoins. Even MSFT. Pumping 4-5 USD in one go, doing 40-50 cent scamwicks which translates to $3,5 billion being pulled out and put back in a few seconds

>>60538485
>naked straddles

>>60538480
Should I add margin access? I don't know what it is.

>>60538485
What options does to a nigger

>>60538472
Long calls only. If you try to do anything more fancy you are just stacking the deck against yourself.

>>60538445
Strangely, this phenomenon only seems to apply to US stocks.

mini aaaaaaa

>>60538497
that lets you use more money than you have to multiply gains (and losses)

33,220 share Snowline Chad checking in. PEA dropping later today!!

https://snowlinegold.com/2025/06/19/snowline-gold-further-builds-out-board-and-management-team-provides-conference-call-details-for-pea-update-on-valley-gold-deposit-rogue-project/

>>60538504
plz answer
>>60538497

Glad to see i got more people into the options grift.

But don't do this >>60538504 because thata retarded.

>>60538516
The only stock market that matters.

>>60538472
Just don't do margin. You probably can't anyway but it's not worth it

>>60538527
>>60538497
margin is a no no for newbs and retail traders

Deirdre Bosa covering up the hound dogs today. Must be that time of the month.

>>60538497

If you have to ask what margin is you should absolutely not be fucking around with it

>>60538524
Doesn't matter cause anon will wreck himself no matter what we tell him.

Margin is good. It eliminates cash drag.

>>60538524
why is it retarded what should I do instead?
>>60538537
I'm open to suggestions

The whole nuke suppression narrative seems very luddite and futile. Same failed logic as gun control

>>60538403
>le passive aggressive tweet faec
nuke me

Why did the dow go red? Not enough meme stocks?

>>60538539
>eliminating cash drag by paying interest

>>60538532
100%
most people in general shouldn't fuck with it. Stock tanks a little and then you get called on it and force sold shares at a loss. A week later the stock recovers and you've got egg on your face.

>>60538497
No, unless you use it to buy low beta dividend stocks/etfs along with peoper hedges.

Eg buy spyi, schd, ils, divo, idvo, etc

And then buy deep otm vix calls to hedge..


Stay away from any crap that biz or reddit shills

>>60538395
i hear that
if only id bought 600c like i was going to on open (at 5 cents), i would have made an easy 4x
but no, I was stuck working for some dildo
every time i have a valid strategy to make money, and i KNOW its gonna move like i want it to, theres some bullshit to prevent me from making money
now its too late to get in, it'll probably crab to shit the rest of the day

What's the most effective and fastest way to duplicate profits in this market?
I only have investments

>>60538378
Magnetic mines in the strait, wouldn't that be funny

>>60538563
>how i get free money??

>>60538542
Buying calls canbe retarded because they will likely expire worthless . If you put your entire portfolio into it,you qill likely lose everything

You can do the barbell strategy, buying tbills and stable dividend stocks (like SCHD) and using the proceeds to buy options. If they expire worthless, its no biggy because you can just buy more options until eventually you hit the jackpot.

Nassim Taleb advocates for this kind of strategy btw

>>60538563
Nigga wants an Elder Scrolls item duplicator for real life!

Hey so in this application for options it's asking about my income and net worth and stuff and i've been unemployed for 3 years. So what should I do

>>60538563
Buy companies that have the lowest chance to make money

>>60538550
I can open a 13k position on ibkr RIGHT now on margin with 5,5 % interest YEARLY which translates to 2 euros a day. Which for a two week trade that can net me hundreds, it just reduces my profit by like 48.

Margin is good. Just dont yolo it all.

>>60538573
If you want options you should lie. They don't check. Just be sure your lies get you what you want.

>>60538485
>Bad luck, other factors
Nigger what? Your strat is retarded. Change something!!

>>60538563
Start a company that buys bitcoin, sell shares for 1.5x bitcoin price per share.

>>60538497
>I don't know what it is.
then no, do not do it. learn to make money, not throw away what you have

>>60538577
There is plenty of reason to use margin but cash drag is not one of them lmao it's like a 3% drag annual compared to your 5% interest

>>60538569
yess!

>>60538573
Lie, unironically

>>60538580
This, its just basic cya on their end. They just dont want dumb 18 year olds killing themselves because they yolo'd their life savings on 0dte options and then the company getting the blame for it.

>>60538591
I'm a complete fucking retard so i'll probably lose everything, but i'm already a pathetic failure. Thanks though

>>60538599
if you’re dead set on blowing all your cash, at least use it on something you enjoy rather than gambling until you hit zero

>>60538599
Google the barbell strategy (the one about options, not bonds),do you can gamble indefinitely until you make it.

Buy SCHD or DIVO, along with ILS and t bills, and use the proceeds to buy options

>>60538604
I don't enjoy doing anything anymore. I lost all my friends, don't drink, have no job, never go outside. There is nothing for me to spend it on enjoying, so i'd rather risk and in order to feel something again, whether euphoria or pain

>>60538393
>>60538408
>>60538427
Feels good being right.

>Fox News: Imminent threat of a Iranian attack on Al Udeld air base in Qatar

Seen this headline now several times

China also telling people to avoid this place. Airspace there also closed by UAE etc

>>60538614
Barbell strat is the solution for you, my friend

>US Officials: Trump Admin Preparing For Iran Attack On US Gulf Bases: Axios

trump is going insane

>>60538612
he shows up frequently with the same crying over and over. Just ignore him.

>>60538485
>>60538406
Watch this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UY0uS6Z6oE

Making money by investing is no different from losing weight. Everyone knows what you should be eating, but to actually do it takes discipline.

Forget the existence of options.
Put 90% of your money into a passive index fund like VT and use 10% to fuck around for fun.
Save up and invest steadily.

That's it. You won't beat the market in the long run so why delude yourself that you're the next Warren Buffett.

>>60538614
ive been there
helps to have some near impossible yet engaging longterm hobbygoal. for me this was decompiling gamecube games.

the bright side of having nothing to lose is you can take risks, like asking people out and being so numb you don’t mind the possibility of rejection

Guys????

always chicken out and sell too soon
how do i stop being a pussy bros

well that oil manipulation didn't last

>>60538633
>, like asking people out and being so numb you don’t mind the possibility of rejection
tried that and I failed miserably. It destroyed my remaining self esteem. Haven't left my house in 5 months
>>60538621
thanks I need to pass this applcation first for options i'm trying to figure out how I should fill it out

Algo dump because le ebin Iran attack, neat

>>60538406
You need to pick the right stocks/ETFs. If you sell a covered call and the price drops a lot you keep the premium but you may not be able to sell another CC worth much at all and my need to go out longer times, so your money is tied up in the stock. If it is stock you like then do not worry about it. If you do not like the stock then you should not be trading on it. Keep track of your cost basis so you can make better choices of which calls to sell. For puts you can be assigned for a stock that drops in value and not be able to use the stock to sell CC worth very much, so picking the stock/ETF is important.

Looks like a double top heading into a bear market.

>>60538638
After some of the MM trickery going on harvesting theta i cant blame you

Qatar just closed their airspace

ITS
HAPPENING

>30% account loss ($300 => $200) in one day
>did triple the normal volume and averaged in 4 times
Its like touching a hot stove but i dont fucking learn

>>60538642
damn, buddy, that’s rough. this is going to sound dumb as shit but cracking a window to clear out stale air genuinely helps a tiny amount to improve mood. i hope things get better in the longterm (but staying inside definitely won’t lead to improvement on that front). i wish you well

>GOOG

I sold

>>60538441
is true most of the guys on LI suck the coqua big time

>>60538657
holy fuck im so glad i bought a spy put and didn’t paperhand it

>>60538663

M-M-Mooglies hold me I’m c-c-cold. Why is this happening?

>>60538653
I hate that faggot so much.

>>60538659
At least you managed your risk and only lost a single days wages, could be worse. I lost way more when I was first learning.

How are you guys finding stocks that are worthwhile. This shit feels like RNG

Trump is set to meet with the NSC today

>>60538659
perhaps its worth asking if you have an edge over other short term traders when considering taking a position

>>60538653
idk how it worked but it sure didn't last long now oil almost +1% again

Well that was fun swing trading AMD for a few hours, thanks Iran

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's over.

Why is Trump doing this to the markets? The democrats would have been better.

>>60538682
Praise allah

>>60538685
He's about to give us a tasty dip to slurp

>>60538618
Acknowledge how right I was, faggots!

>Iran Is Preparing To Fire Missiles At American Bases In The Coming Minutes - Axios On X

kek ,market dumps
immediately pumps

i'm getting giga raped today
bleeding like a skewered pig

>>60538692
>prices in something happening
>prices in nothing ever happens

>>60538685
oil is looking stable around 75 though tbhonest

>>60538692
>immediately pumps
plunge protection team has unlimitted money and market control to pooomp it

>>60538485
This reads like a thesis on how to effectively bleed money until broke.

I look away for a second and I’m in the fucking red what the fuck is this bullshit

Did Trump have another epiphany on the toilet what the fuck is this scamcoin market

>>60538700
check again

I shouldve held my puts fuck

guys buy uran. he wrote the drill baby drill thingy

Back to nothing-ever-happens-market

>>60538682
WTFWTFWT

my money market holding position with 4% APY is outperforming dozens of options trades so far this year

>>60538705
Iran is attacking US bases

Schizo ass market

wow suddenly oil freefalling again

SPY is already green again jfc

the missles hit the oil market

>>60538706
Oh fuck, its fucking over...

kek oil dumping, the market just does the opposite of what you'd expect

man i sold my oil shorts too soon...

i boughted

We’re 100% gonna get an 08 style crash this is just ridiculous its only a matter of when in this nonsensical market

Iran launched 6 missiles at the US bases in Qatar

>>60538682
I was planning on selling my house next year it’s so over for me

>>60538705
small news wiggle is all.

>Iran Has Launched Attacks Targeting Qatar And Iraq

>Market pumps on headline

>>60538729
did they *miss* or what? instant v recovery

>>60538737
probably is my guess

i keep buying the dip but it just keeps dipping

>>60538728
We could face an extinction event at this point and the market would pump

>>60538737
maybe the market priced in a nuke and those 6 rockets are underwhelming. I mean 40 points drop for a nuke is more than enough.

>>60538730
Yeah I want to put my house on the market asap I fucking hate where I'm currently living. I hope I can get rid of it smoothly
>>60538662
i cracked my window good idea thank you

>>60538735
how can this be bearish for oil :D

Qatar is the world's 4th richest country per capita with a GDP of $121k, a lot higher than Americans at $90k

Yet they will accept being bombarded by Iran with no substantial response just like the Egyptians did when Suez was blockaded.

Watch Saudi get cucked if Hormuz is disrupted too.

These countries happened upon wealth accidentally. They do not deserve it, they cannot defend it and they will not hold it long term.

Oil prices are up, but my oil companies are down bigly. I hate this fucking market.

Have fun!

- DJT

They were all intercepted lol
https://x.com/officialrnintel/status/1937190262381408719?s=46

https://x.com/officialrnintel/status/1937190559711473766?s=46

>>60538497
>I don't know what it is
please do it retard. make sure to come back here and tell us all about your experience.

>>60538735
market is pumping because it's frontrunning 15-20 trillion being printed (about the price for a dumbass boots on the ground invasion in the middle east these days). It's bullish.

>>60538750
Yikes
>American """superiority"""

Sorry but what we're seeing is peak clown markets, and this behavior is akin to peak bubble.

yo this market is unironically only trying to pump. It's just pump pump pump frontrun each and everything

>>60538744
Hormuz will not be blocked

>>60538746
nah oil just crashed

>>60538651
This is why weeling dividend payers is best. You can just wait and collect divvies until the price recovers

>>60538759
It won't be blocked but it might be disrupted.

Let ships going to China through but randomly shoot at the others from time to time like they did in the Red Sea.

is technical analysis even worth it in this gay ass market

YOU LIED OIL BARRONS

>>60538563
Become friends with Nancy Pelosi

>>60538768
no, fundamentals also not

>>60538760
Spiked up briefly before crashing. The algos are at war with each other.

>>60538777
trips dont lie

Just buy bro

>>60538760
But why

The qatar thing should have spiked it

>>60538785
>>60538750

>>60538752
okay thank you

CHERI, CHERI LADY
GOIN' THROUGH A MOTION
LOVE IS WHERE YOU FIND IT
LISTEN TO YOUR HEART

CHERI, CHERI LADY
LIVING IN DEVOTION
IT'S ALWAYS LIKE THE FIRST TIME
LET ME TAKE A PART

CHERI, CHERI LADY
LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW
TAKE MY HEART, DON'T LOSE IT
LISTEN TO YOUR HEART

CHERI, CHERI LADY
TO KNOW YOU IS TO LOVE YOU
IF YOU CALL ME BABY
I'LL BE ALWAYS YOURS

>>60538637
Apparently the Iranians have coordinated this clap back with America so as not to have this escalate out of control. As usual, fake and gay.

>>60538807
why are they so pathetic jesus christ lol

>GOOG crashing
>Retarded coworker still messing with the company's social media even though he's supposed to have fucked off
I'm going to go postal.

If Trump strikes back it will be when the market is closed and everything will be up til tomorrow

wtf news are they hiding from us

>>60538807
Just like the Soleimani response. It's all theater

>>60538672
Thats true, but I'm down net about $600 on forex in 3 years. I suppose it could be worse

>>60538675
No, lol
I have my indicators but I'm too trade-hungry and dont wait for confirmation

>>60538728
It won't be anytime soon.
The 2008 crash was years after the Iraq war

>>60538807
>>60538815
>>60538814
Repeat of 2018 to appease the Zionist bloodlust.
Nothing ever happens.

>>60538814
Sometimes Iran "retaliates" by informing the target ahead of time and making it as slow and easy to defend as possible.

It's their way of showing internally that at least they tried, but in reality they never had any intention of escalating.
They've done it before including with Israel, I think when Soleimani was killed.

I don't know why I remember this but it's true.

>>60538796
Based
>>60538820
BASED
Why don’t /ck/ jannies allow Joey threads anymore?

Reminder that attempting to trade oil on war news and natural gas on weather news is usually a losing game
t.tried for years and lost with that strategy on both

>>60538821
damn what a lame country. this isn't what muslims are known for...

>Explosions heard in skies over Qatar, as U.S. braces for Iran attack on Middle East bases

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rV7Oj5BP18

>>60538827
yeah better not put your life savings in it. this shit is insanely volatile... i thought dax is volatile but the tics on oil are insane

>>60538807
>we're shooting missiles at you but not too many please don't get hit by them
This is just sad, can't we find some better terrorists to fuck around with?

The market is V'ing because of me, specifically, selling to lock in some gains

>>60538827
on the other hand my friend retired by selling everything in 2019 and then buying ALMOST the exact bottom of oil in the covid crash.

Lucky bastard... Well maybe not so lucky since he's british.

>>60538830
>>60538838
They are Shias

Sunnis actually get shit rekt (9/11, Oct 7, etc)

>>60538830
Iranians are not Arabs.
Look at Khamenei's face, does he look like a killer? He looks like a philosophical lefty.

Remember when they were murdering their own people in the streets? Their internal security minister was an Arab - the only high ranking Arab in all of Iran.

Actual Iranian people are extremely chill and friendly. They are incompetent because they were never built to do these sort of things.
It also doesn't help that they are being ruled by a "shiite theocracy". It's in the name.

i trade IWM

>>60538834
You're about 30 minutes behind.
100% interception rate over Q't'r, US bases in Chiraq were emptied days ago, Oil is tanking.
Both Iran and the US will now claim victory. News cycle will refresh by July.
Thanks for playing!
>>60538824
/ck/ jannies are trannies

wtf is this MSFT nonstop pump?

>>literal fucking missiles flying
>The market: "ah well just a little blip on the radar :) lets pump"

Calls so ez

>>60538860
its been making a new ath everyday for a month straight, what a stock

>>60538860
printing trillions is bullish.
look back on history you'll find the market rarely ever dumped on geopolitical conflict bullshit.
you must be new fren, welcome to investing. Everything is fake and gay but we're unable to leave because the ball is just too splendid.

>US enagages in a military operation in an attempt to prevent a nuclear war
>drops slightly on fear of an imminent long term conflict
>shakes it off and pumps immediately
>actual hot war erupts in aforementioned nuclear hotbed
>russia vowing to take the opportunity to engage in a proxy war with the US
>market turns red for ten (10) minutes
>giga pumps even higher than when the dump started
This is seriously such absolute insanity. This is by far, without a doubt, the most utterly insane price action in the entire history of the US stock market. Books will be written about this shit.

>>60538860
Nothing ever happens

>>60538880
>This is seriously such absolute insanity. This is by far, without a doubt, the most utterly insane price action in the entire history of the US stock market. Books will be written about this shit.
Except it's not because the market rarely dumps in reaction to war. What a weird expectation with no data to back it up.

>>60538884
Except it literally did dump an hour ago, only to get instantaneously slurped up

>>60538880
I know this is /smg/ but you should visit /pig/ and get some real info.

>>60538860
who cares what is happening 15000 miles away. PUMP IT.

>>60538889
the usual dump and slurp that happens 6000 times per 251 trading days with or without missiles flying? wow

fucking hell i knew i should have sold the spy put but got greedy
still up but not nearly as much

the war/show is over.

>>60538880
at this point the market will probably pump even if theiy close the hormuz and oil spikes to 200

lol

>>60538899
So we're gonna pretend the 0.7% drop starting at 12:18pm ET had nothing to do with the breaking news at 12:18 ET of Iranian missiles being launched? Some major players dumped to make that move. The fact that it got slurped instantly is absolutely unusual.

>>60538910
Top fucking kek

HAHAHAHAHA IM RICH

>>60538754
>iranian missiles being intercepted means america isn't superior
huh?

>>60538923
how? What happened? Congrats. I hate you

>>60538915
Some people reacted by selling, others reacted by buying. Why is only the downwards movement valid in your mind? Big players in both directions. Plenty of reason to risk on in response to war, chiefly the amount of printing that's expected and knowing that stocks follow M2.

>oil 5% down and still falling

damn what a week

>>60538934
Monday isnt even over...

Note to self Coreweaver rips like a fucker monday but then bounces right back.
I am going to ride this rollercoaster of a stock until I lose everything or become rich.

ASTS chads where we at?

>>60538927
Big 598c at 594

>>60538946
>Coreweaver rips like a fucker monday
buy low sell high, repeat

How often do you guys sell the stock you just bought
Does this happen very common or is it something i should avoid (just hold bro its gonna be ok)

>>60538923
>>60538951
Based

>>60538949
>ASTS chads where we at?
ASTS investor here, looking to add MOAR

>>60538522
WAGMI

>>60538954
>How often do you guys sell the stock you just bought
I do not care about the stock I will buy and dump it, or buy and keep it, whatever I think makes the most money. I have short term, mid term, and long term plans and buy stock that fits those plans. So market pumps/dumps only relate to my short term stock positions and options

>>60538860
The Tel Aviv stockmarket theory as a stock exhange gets bombed it pumps

ok i understand recovering slightly from the missile interception, but this is a full-blown pump. absurd

Landlord is throwing a fit that they didn't get 60 days notice before lease renewal that I would be leaving (Just got information today that I would be leaving in two months). Thankfully they shut up before I mentioned it would be quite dangerous if the premise was left unoccupied by me and I was out of the country. Who knows maybe the pilot light goes out on the stove or a homeless guy breaking car windows decides to break in

>>60538964
What if you buy something on the dip expecting it to go up but it just keeps on dipping
how long do you hold

>Hims down 33%
Seems a bit excessive

>>60538880
im really enjoying the seething from people who clearly took short positions KEK
sorry, no free money!

>>60538974
>just keeps on dipping
>how long do you hold
do not panic, do not buy shitty stocks, consider why its dipping, consider buying a little more to lower average cost, or just wait till it rebounds. If taking longer than planned try to sell covered calls against it for additional money. Sometimes you need to manage positions for longer. Have a strategy going in, do not follow the crowd.

>>60538944
god damn are you fucking sure?

>>60538949
>>60538957
reporting in with my 50 (fifty) shares

>>60538880
>This is by far, without a doubt, the most utterly insane price action in the entire history of the US stock market
Not even close, sport. You get used to it.

>>60538988
remember when the market basically hit circuit breakers in April in reaction to obviously gay and fake tariffs even though trump did this trade war fake-out last term as well?

Or when it flash crashed because. Japan raised interest rates by 0.1%?

You can't make this shit up. The price action is retarded, but that's why you learn to ignore the noise if you're an investor. I buy QUALITY companies that i KNOW will outperform.

>>60538390
IPO buyers got 10x Jesus Christ definitely my life’s greatest regret was not buying into it when it came up on Robinhood.

>>60538998
>obviously gay and fake tariffs
It wasn't obvious at that time. And the fake out from the first administration wasn't that extreme. I did buy that dip as hard as I could but I still ate a pretty big loss trying to trade the chop during.

wait a second.. did trump really do it again? was that the que to short oil :D

>>60539005
it was obvious if you understand trump, not just from his last term but from his entire career.

>>60538390
>3k P/E

>>60539007
I saw your earlier post. I have no idea why oil is down 5%. Everything is retarded. Maybe the insiders know the military action between Iran and Israel is coming to an end? Although I don't see Israel stopping.

I'm watching CRCL even though I didn't buy just thinking about what I would have done if I did buy. I hate my life

>>60538390
"Im about to lose my mind because I didn't guess the power ball numbers could have never worked again in my life. My life was destined to be pathetic the moment I was conceived fml"

that's what you sound like.
get a grip man.
you can never know and regretting not getting a winning scratch ticket is retarded.

>oil dumping
if you needed any more proof that this market is completely fake, there it is.

>Reuters Cites Senior Regional Source Saying Iran Informed U.S. Via Two Diplomatic Channels Hours Ahead Of Attacks On Qatar, Tehran Also Informed Doha
It really was just a dog and pony show

TSLA is going to be larger than the Dutch East India Company

>>60538976
That company makes me sympathize with big pharma which is disgraceful to say out loud. Imagine that your company is parasite on the backs of another hard work if your host company can find out how you can’t steal from them legally then the parasite loses 33% I don’t really care about that. Should be delisted for all I care.

>>60538859
This is the most complete company in the world that makes money on pretty much all technologies and builds income streams it’s the new Apple.

>>60539034
It's kinda funny one small robotaxi thing pumped it more than the marketcap of uber

>>60538390
tinny 2.0?

>>60538880
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
Every night I can feel my shorts… and my puts… even my inverse etfs… the money I’ve lost… the positions I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… it’s like they’re all still there.

Can't wait to see the market headlines at the end of today. "Stocks rip higher on news of Iranian missiles striking US bases after nuclear military operation"

>>60539036
30% of Microsoft's codebase is now AI generated btw.

The fucking 10 am dip shook me out.
Can’t believe I fell for it >:(
Plz trumpsan tweet more about war

So I'm the guy wanting to open my account to options trading and it's asking me how many years of experience I have.. Do you think it would be an immediate DQ if I say zero? They can see that I've never done it? Or should I just lie and say I have a few years? This is fucking annoying I just want to lose all my money already

I’m poor now because I owned oil stocks while straight of homo got closed. Thanks, logic

>>60539042
Why should market care about middle east?

>>60538978
I didn't go short but holy fuck I wish I could embrace clown market and just hold the longs

>>60539054
Oil. US military spending + deficit. Proxy war with Russia 2 electric boogaloo after Ukraine

>>60539054
no reason at all

>>60539037
lmao yeah
The launch was lame as hell. Fortunately, they (usually) only deploy stuff once they're ready to aggressively scale it. 40% of USA urban traffic will be robotaxis by 2030.

>>60539071
>>60539063
US is the biggest producer of oil right now my nigs

>>60539037
>"Tesla is starting off with 10 to 20 Model Y SUVs running as robotaxis in a geofenced area of Texas, with not only safety teleoperators able to control the vehicle in case of emergency but also a Tesla employee sitting in the passenger seat who can turn the vehicle off in case of an issue."
And this somehow warrants a 10% pump, so stupid

>>60539076
And?

>>60539078
Yeah it's another scam like the Hyperloop, retards keep eating Elon's shit and it's going to be hilarious when it fails.

Why LMT doomp?

What should I buy now that will moon in this week?

AAPL is recovering!!!

>>60539083
Tards always screech about hyperloop and forget that after the whitepaper, he dropped the project and relegated it to an engineering contest for college students

>>60539081
It's not gonna dump bro, nobody cares if chingchongs don't get petrol

>>60539084
same reason as oil dump

>>60539094
Oh an Elon cult of personality member is here, tell me, do you fantasize about breathing his farts out of pressurized tanks through a CPAP machine?

>>60539094
That’s right. Don’t fuck with King Elon (pbuh)

Apparently Trump knew about the strike and its intensity. So this explains why the market didn't even really try to go down and why it looked it it mostly tried to go up again while being low. They knew as always

>>60539104
>hurrrrr
Ok bud I'm just gonna keep betting on him and winning, thanks

>>60539049
Those questions are a limitation of liability measure on the part of your broker. They are asking this so they have you on record saying you know what you're doing and, if you blow up your account, it isn't their fault as they did ask you ahead of time. So no, do not say zero. Say you have experience, they will give you permission to trade options.

Headlines already starting kek. Imagine what must be going through the head of whoever's job it is to write these

>>60539108
Yeah Iran admitted to giving warning to the US. Why even bother, especially if you're going to admit giving warning. Just stick to fighting with Israel.

man, imagine if you fell for the WW3 meme and bought oil hahaha

>>60539049

Bullbros.. i mean mumusisters why are we pumping ? i thought it was over

Biggest risk is China taking a stand with Iran and choking off precious medals, not oil going up

>TSLA
lol
just lol

>>60539118
>indexes are high so the attack must not have been that bad
Clown world

>>60539121
Bought PBR like 6 weeks ago in anticipation of this Israeli chimp out. Up like 7%. Not sure when to exit. Though I think its too early. I think it will continue to escalate between Israel and Iran and keep prices elevated. Also someone on pmg told me markets tend to overcorrect in the opposite direction on Mondays. Lets see where oil is tomorrow.

>>60539143
I was just in it for dividends. The price bump (while it lasted) was just a nice bonus.

>>60538370

>did you hear the one about the lubricant market? it was in desperate need for liquidity.

>>60539150
How much does it actually yield? No way it's 18%

>>60539159
lost!

>>60539132
China wouldnt do this

>>60539142
They were relatively gentle missiles. Basically an international hug of sorts. Needless to say, this is rather bullish.

>>60539173
Mostly peaceful missiles

Market chops in reaction to uncertainty
The market was uncertain whether Iran posed a serious threat or not.
Now it knows it doesn't.
Pump time.

how it feels being a googlie mooglie rn should have went all in msft

Orange faggot owes me money. I expected oil to moon and it dumps!!!!!
Fuck you asshole

>>60539181
Amazing shot, the footage is the best part of this otherwise gay war

>>60539184
What part of "drill baby drill and i mean right now lower oil prices OR ELSE" did you not understand?

i bought the soxl dip

>>60539167
Varies quite a bit, but usually more than other oil companies. They've got a smaller regular dividend, but they'll pay out these big special dividends when they have a good quarter or something. I felt like it was just a better place to keep my money with US stock valuations so high.

>>60539184
Why would you expect oil to go up?
Nothing was ever going to happen to Kharg Island or the Strait of Hormuz

>>60539184
the fault lies not in mango mussolini but in your lust for happenings

>>60539200
>taiwan gets absorbed by Glorious Leader Xi
>SOXL hits negative 3.50

>>60539138
I didn't know my post was going to be screenshoted one day. Bobotards are on permanent chastity cage and will never cum

>we are the googl marines and were not fucking sell-ACK

>>60539184
i miss the biden markets. small but modest gains came every week unlike with this hyper volatility inducing moron

>>60539184
orange man literally told you to get out of oil this morning and you didn't
ngmi

>>60539173
They weren’t pointy enough

>>60539196
Nobody is actually expanding drilling operations at these prices, especially with the new steel tariffs.

>>60538869
I like you reality anon, it's so rare to find a voice of reason here amongst these fucking boomers.

Anyway, half hour till pump hour. These will be my positions :

1) Hood 74 ,75 June 27 csps(current position). HOOD is being a little bitch today and wont let me close but i don't care, they will reach max decay soon, possibly tommorow. I got them last Wednesday.

2) june 24 spy iron condor : Calls : Sell 602 buy 604, puts: Sell 593 buy 591. May backfire.

3) XSP : june 27 603- 601- 605 butterfly spread.

why are they still talking like its not over

>>60539210
Me whenever I hear my doorbell
God i hate people

>>60539230
bloomberg too lol

>>60539210
Ukraine LOST

>>60539226
Printing is “bullish” until it isn’t.
You can’t actually print infinite dollars without bad shit happening.

>russian bot got triggered showing he's a newfag with the first post in the thread
KEK

>>60539184
Jack Bogle and his boringness saved me from buying Friday and losing a lot of money

>>60539243
At the end yes, but until then the line goes up and to the right.

>>60538337 (OP)
PLTR is overpriced, good gains took my 820% and bought the HIMS dip. 90% of their sales come from compounded medicine and the market is overreacting to NVO news Im being a degen looking for a 3x on HIMZ

>>60539218
kek. reminder, Sacha Baron Cohen is a hyper Zionist Jew

>>60539243
Bad shit will happen but the value of the companies which makes the immutable goods and services that dollar pays for going DOWN in dollar value isn't one of them buckaroo.

>>60538337 (OP)
Fuck NVO, $HIMS is supressed by market makers because they are mad about them being anti israel. Dudum, however, alleged that Novo management is “misleading the public.” The CEO said in a post on X that the pharma company’s commercial team has been increasingly pressuring the company to control clinical standards and steer patients to Wegovy regardless of whether it is clinically best for patients.

“We refuse to be strong-armed by any pharmaceutical company’s anticompetitive demands that infringe on the independent decision making of providers and limit patient choice,” Dudum said.

The CEO said that the company takes the role of protecting the ability of providers and patients to control individual treatment decisions extremely seriously, and will not compromise the integrity of its platform to appease a third party or preserve a collaboration.

Following the news of the failed collaboration, Needham downgraded Hims & Hers (HIMS) to ‘Hold’ from ‘Buy’ and removed the firm's prior $65 price target.

>>60539238
gonna be interesting to see what happens when they get the note and drop the war is over news

>>60538954
Depends on the state of the market, if the value I see in a stock is already realized, I'll sell it even if it's only been a few months. I'm trying to hold some positions for longer, if there's the possibility to get them taxed as long-term capital gains.

Women's underwear please go up.

>>60539285
I prefer when they come down but to each their own

>>60539285
theres still women that wear something? feeling pretty bearish on that one bro...

>>60539251
“The end” comes faster and faster the more you print. The more debt you have, the more you have to spend on servicing it, creating a larger deficit, which means more debt, which means you have to spend more to service it. And all the while, people see your printing and they are less and less interested in buying your debt. So bond prices go up, which means you have to spend more money servicing your debt.

>>60539257
Yes it is lol.

>>60539292
when iran takes over underwear will be mandatory under shariah

>>60539242
USA is dismantling all your allies, you're next to be balkanized Ivan. You pozzed the internet enough with your crap now you're stuck in a forever war fighting other russians so that we can make money and warm up our factories for fighting China.
You WILL die and you WILL make the world a better place with your subhuman genes rotting in the ground

>>60539262
when that happens all the focus will be on the big, beautiful bill. two more weeks!

>>60539290
>>60539292
Down 2% and now crabbing with no news!

>>60539303
Forgot pic.

>>60539290

>>60539308
Looks like an absolute stinker of a stock. What landed you on it?

>>60539300
Ukraine LOST and is FORGOTTEN

>>60539314
back in the trench chop chop

here comes the giga pump power hour let's fucking go we need a new thread

This is hilarious, impact of NVO situation on revenue is zero as CEO just confirmed, they cant legally stop them selling wegovy as under contract, plus 90% of revenue comes from compounded drugs anyways, stock down 31%, selling way overdone_ See you at $55+ by end of the week!

>>60538954
One of 3 reasons.
1. Stock is crazy overvalued - I was an early TSLA investor, sold it when he started buying crypto.
2. Better opportunity arises so I need to free up capital.
3. I don't have to time or energy to follow the markets and my current positions are too risky so I move it all into Berkshire or something.

There's a theoretical 4th scenario where some new information came in to change my opinion, but it hasn't really happened yet.

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>>60539337

>>60539337

>>60539337

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>>60539314
your ally iran LOST

>>60538673
It really comes down to screening hundreds or even thousands of different stocks and over time improving your selection process based on what actually works for you.
You have to develop the skill of looking at companies and assessing whether or not they're worth researching further. Over time you'll be able to tell if you can understand the business, or if you want the kind of risk exposure it provides. This process is different for everyone because we have different investment philosophies and areas of expertise.
Run an initial screen and pick companies you recognize or at random, dedicate a specific time (less than an hour) to do a first look at each and determine whether or not you want to research further.
There are thousands of publicly traded companies to choose from, many of which receive very little professional coverage.

>>60539294
I don't disagree with that, but what I'm saying is that until that point make what your can from their stupidity.

>>60538437
I didnt put my money into *anything*, because I don't know what to do. So don't feel so bad.