Sometimes I feel bad about my crypto portfolio but then I remember I'm not this guy:


"I’m 24, a forever alone type guy, with ADHD and bad social skills. So several months ago I lost my virginity to a prostitute (she is also the first girl I ever kissed), but it was a struggle, I could not relax, my erection was going away and returning several times. 50min and I still didn’t cum, so she tried a handjob, but the poor girl got tired, so I took matters into my own super trained hand and finished the deed in around 30 seconds. This was not the best decision of my life, so I try to not think about that. Well... recently I found out that I got a nice souvenir in the form of herpes, obviously from her, since I didn’t have sex after that.

What makes this even more pathetic is that you cannot tell from outside, I’m tall, go to the gym and have I good paying job, so the doctor was telling me with a smirk on her face that it’s better to have a girlfriend than having hookups.

Also it was expensive…

I did not break the law and she is independent.

TL;DR: Lost virginity to a prostitute, not my best decision, kind of regret it. As a souvenir for life got herpes."

>>60542125 (OP)
Thats the worst example you could find? I guarantee half of this board is in that postion or probably even worse.

,,When a boy hits age 35 (at the latest), his body starts to adopt. Every man is slightly varied, but speaking in wide generalities…
* His muscles get more rock hard and frozen.
* His endurance nose dive.
* His recovery takes years.
* He gains body fat a magnitude faster.
* His cock starts to be less hard during sex.
* His cum starts to get less in volume
* His orgasm get less intense
* He starts to lose his hair (if he hasn’t already).
* His cum also start to taste and smell rotten.
* His teeth start looking fucked-up (crooked, yellow, weird spacing, etc).
* He starts growing thin skewed hair in new fun places (inside his ears and nostrils, etc).
* His posture gets more hunched and he starts walking with a massive stoop.
* He can’t handle the same amount of drugs, alcohol, and/or food as he could when he was younger.
* His sleep stop working.
* his leg start to look fuckup with butter like muscle where, when he press it, it won’t bounce back in shape. And bunch of funny irregular veins growing left and right and look totally ugly.
* he also get a lot of strange urge in the leg where he want to scratch the skin so hard that it start to bleed and flesh come out yet he still feel like keep going on.
* Acne like red spots grow all over his limbs for no good reasons due to lower body defence against the atmosphere.

I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>60542125 (OP)
>posting this as the standard of loser inceldom lurking in 4chin
What's this? amateur hour? that's like literally and unironically everyone here essentially speaking. Same story except it was at 21 for me sans the herpes

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im 31 and a virgin never even considered a prostitute for the very reason of stds. It's going to be an underwhelming experience in te first place, risking a life-long ailment in the process for that is just... incomprehensible.

Same deal with clean non-prostitutes though, except the life-long ailment is fatherhood. Women really are a scam through and through.