gigachad putin edish

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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>>60542474 (OP)
Feel like we are going to either print into oblivion or crash.

When I say MISTER you say PRESIDENT

MISTER

When I say WE you say APOLOGIZE

WE

>UBER pumping
>TSLA dumping
The market is healing

WHY DOES GOLD KEEP FALLING FUCKFUCKFUCK AAAAAHHHHHH

>>60542492
Based

what killed /smg/?
I remember back in 2021 the threads would hit bump limit so fast

When he said no new wars he meant it. Love my president

How do I invest in cute racist poojeetas?

>>60542499
Threads are still split between /biz/ and /bant/. Also the market was just more exiting in 2021 during the everything bubble

Shoulve sold on LMT friday

Now im fucked

Should I hold or dump

>>60542499
everyone lost they money

lads, my $AMD from way back then is finally green

Every stock I own is up more than the market today. Feels fucking good.

>>60542506
wait why the fuck is there an /smg/ on bant

Galt bros why does it keep crabbing

>>60542518
Same, feels good
>>60542523
Retarded mods tried to enforce email verification on /biz/

>>60542523
Email verification split but they haven't come back

I bought a share of COIN so it would stop going up. I sold $400 calls yesterday prematurely.

GALT sissies...

>>60542523
Jannies were acting extra homosexual and people got sick of it and moved to /bant/. It was the fastest /smg/ for like a year.

>>60542531
>Retarded mods tried to enforce email verification on /biz/
fucking dumb chimpanzees, so glad they got BTFO a couple months back

I told you fags to buy SNOWLINE GOLD

and there is still time

Don't know why TSM is up 4%, but I'll take it

>>60542509
I would hold unless you really need to free up your money. It's an overreaction to the "end" of a conflict that could restart at any time, and the stock was at or above this price long before the fighting started.

buy puts on oil for our president y/n?

>>60542560
Why would you short oil for Bibi?

Buy SBSW

>>60542550
I got in at 458 and it got up to 500
Guess I got too greedy
Now its almost back to 458

People can't actually handle markets that go both up and down. Talent and good trading strategy are a consequence of line only going up and to the right. You'll see, the next round of ZIRP will bring many fresh traders and new talent to make great profits from their unique skill

>>60542523
Welcome newfag, way to out yourself

>>60542572
If you lose as a bull, you are basically retarded

is now a good time to dump the rest of money into stocks? when's the war coming?

>>60542560
>Currently, Droupadi Murmu serves as the president of India

>>60542523
oh you guys are all so clueless I will tell you why there is an /smg/ on /bant/

NIGGERS
NIGGER
NIGGGGGER
NIIIIIIGGGGGER
nIGGER
niggER
NiGGER

thanks for reading my blog post see you in 3 days

>>60542589
Need a cute white girl to call me a nigger

>>60542589
wait we cant say nigger anymore? the fuck is this reddit?

>>60542547
but gold is freefalling. oil however has great potential

>>60542527
>>60542537
Manifest a buyout for $10 per share to be announced today. we can do it GALTbaggies.

>>60542499
because 2021 was crazy good year for content? fucking retard nigger

>>60542598
no nigger, saying nigger is gonna get you banned my nigger

>EU Readies Retaliatory Tariffs To Secure Better Trade Deal With Trump - FT

>implying the market cares about all this bullshit at all anymore

>asks the fed where their authority comes from

kinda based

>>60542571
Oh, I assumed you'd bought higher than that. I'd be leaning toward selling, then

>>60542612
VERY anti-Semitic question.

BBAI up 17%

>>60542499
A lot of people stated investing in 2020 and then got heemed in 2021.

>>60542523
Mods brought in time limits for posts and some spammers got super-butthurt that they couldn't flood the thread with cartoon images. Now they periodically 'raid' smg for new members to their /soc/ club.

pull out of INTC now or wait? I'm 15% up

SOXL is up 11% on no news whatsoever

This nigga sounds like he's a foot in the grave wtf lmao

>>60542634
AMD and ARM are grinding up.

>HOOD

$100 EOM

>>60542609
Even existing 10% global tariffs are historically high. Market pretends they don't exist.

>>60542634
are you retarded? Jpowell has been speaking and pumping everything.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TARIFF POLICY?

>>60542599
>freefalling
lol retard

look at a chart of gold over the past 100 years and get back to me

>>60542634
AMD kings stay winning

What buy now?

>>60542609
the dax market is gonna shart out gains so hard again

>>60542652
Line go up

>>60542655
charts beyond a week don't matter

>>60542652
PECANS AND PEANUTS

>>60542609
Doesn't matter one bit, EU is nothingburger, they barely buy anything from the US

STOP CRABBING

>>60542672
>Tech
>services

your constituents dont even know who jpowell is sir

>>60542676
EU won't tariff services

buy MSAI
its the next CRCL

>>60542647
Fuck, I'm late to the stream.
Watching it now and it feels like Powell is the only adult in the room, our elected leaders are so fucking stupid.

>>60542613
Shouldve known better

SHouldve sold after the initial hype

>>60542687
yup bought 607c at the start, could have made 50$ off them, was gonna sell, but the selloff after the 2nd peak was too fast

why arent any of these hags in congress married?
and why do they keep asking powell about fucking social issues

>>60542474 (OP)
>/smg/ - /pol/troon edition
tiring

>>60542680
It's not a stablecoin payment rails company, it's an AI pump and dump.

>>60542694
They're trying to rizz him up

Can I profit on this galt call or am I going to lose all my money?

Line go UP bitches

>>60542705
if Allah wills it a buyout will be announced asap. There is no other hope.

>>60542708
Until it hits the London highs, then crab back down.

gonna be fun to see if we even get to the weekend

Classic US session

>>60542715
holy shit, the line is going to go so far up

hey wagies i heard you make more now so please go pump my bags harder!

I'm drinking and I bought TQQQ on a whim

>>60542715
Does anyone actually think Israel wants to stop the war? They've got momentum right now and Bibi needs to distract from issues at home. Iran only wants to stop the war so they can build up and reconsolidate before going at it again.

>>60542725
>>60542725
>fomo into TQQQ while it's up 4%
bold move, good luck

>>60542705
Unless you get a major pump in the next 10 days or so, you're probably screwed anon

Why do they keep asking him about tariffs? He's not going to do anything about it

muh racial wealth cap

>>60542745
la creatura want more gibs

>>60542735
How major are we talking here

>>60542698
seethe holhole

Thank you CELH shills

>>60542733
b-but momentum trading?!

>>60542748
I aint no racist but by seeing this hearing I am convinced colored congress members really have no clue about what the FED does

>>60542755
Your breakeven's gonna be about $3.30 pretty soon

>>60542773
>b-but momentum trading?!
what else? There's no fundamentals

This whole meeting between JPow and the house is pointless. They're all asking him about fiscal policy, which is their own job.

>>60542793
Shieeeet i should run for a seat at the house. It sounds like they get paid to do fucking nothing

>>60542748
Holy shit there is a congresswoman with her baby

is she hot yes or no

>>60542805
Why'd she bring the lil nigga with her

Should I buy Klto or CELH?

>>60542805
yeah I'd give her another two or three kids

this forever pump has to be on excessive optimism. You know how they pump stocks forever and then even when they beat they dump them because the expectation were even higher

>>60542805
Would

>>60542773
just another way to say fomoing in because it's up big. if we test ATHs and break out though it could be a good play we'll see

>>60542805
Got that rocky mountain states MILF thing going on, would have 10 mormon kids with her

>>60542805
poor kid already balding

>latina goblina next

>>60542818
>fomoing in because it's up big
Say, CRCL is up big. TQQQ is only on second day of pump.

>>60542805
this picture is unbelievably retarded. there is no reason for INTC to be up 5.43%

>>60542836
What part of line go up do you not get

>bought HOOD at 79
>Covered call it at 81
>rips past it

I think i should apply to sell naked calls so I can sell them at inflated prices and then buy the stocks on pullback

>>60542836
Welcome to the casino brother

>>60542842
sure, line go up, but not INTC

>>60542799
Can't be that hard. I wonder if they still get insider info on trades or if that's reserved for senators.

>>60542853
INTC is made of chosenesium, g-d has selected it for gains

Have any one these retarded congress womemes asked any insightful questions?

>>60542836

OY VEY

Oh right, now that the guy in the hearing said it. The taxincrease for foreign investors in the bill. And yet the market pumps.

SPY 607 before 1pm

>>60542881
I thought foreign investors could just buy a golden pass or whatever

>>60542836
>>60542843
Wait, fuck. I was considering both of these yesterday. $20 is the absolute floor for INTC.

>>60542881
>taxincrease for foreign investors
Most affected countries will just adjust their taxes as US wants them to. Their wealthy people and corps will pressure them to do so.

>>60542713
>Until it hits the London highs
My line go up, I take my options premiums and buy growth stocks to accelerate my line gowing UP.

>buy my favourite oil ETF in April when orange man tanks the market....get in at a great price almost at the bottom but don't go all in just put 20k in as that's all I had as all my other positions were deep in the red at that point
>wait it out and my ETF slowly pumps up to 25% this is right as the Iran-Israel conflict is cooking up decide to sell most of my other positions take slight losses but dump 54k more into it
>Iran-Israel conflict pops the fuck off man this is it I finally pulled the trigger and got into a happening maybe I will make some money
>Oil fucking dumps somehow even as they are still lobbying missiles at one another threatening the straight of Hormuz etc

Honestly deflated as fuck, the first time I try to make a play and I feel like I did everything right and it dumps. The positions I dumped pumped a bit too so it's just insult to injury at this point....

Buy ONDS. Drones.

>>60542886
I dont know if it'll hit before 1pm but its definitely getting there by the end of the day

>>60542731
>think Israel wants to stop the war?
Bibi needs war/conflict/crisis to stay in power, therefore he is up to something. He is not going to go quiety. If he drops dead then the issue is over.

>>60542921
It’s ripe to rip up. Check again

>>60542916
the oil dump was pretty obvious though. it spiked on panic and nothing happened and then the master market manipulator commanded it down

>>60542916
Your biggest mistake there was not taking profit at +25%. We all fuck up and get greedy now and then

wtf is happening with CELH it should not be this high

YOU PUSH IT

>>60542944
It's ridiculous how the price dropped back to pre-war prices though, just like with the tariffs. This market is basically completely ignoring the heightened risk.

>>60542972

>>60542975
likewise the market is higher despite oilprices spiking for 2 weeks as if that would have no effect on anything. Just buy, no sense in thinking about any of that shit

>>60542975
they can't afford to close it. only way this could happen is if israel destroys their oil production but so far it seems they were smart enough to not do so

>>60542951
>>60542944

It wasn't even pumping that hard, it's just that I got in when orange man dumped the market. Even at 25% gains my ETF had not even pumped it had just got back to it's regular price pre-orange man market dump. It wasn't even hitting any all time highs or anything and now oil dumps to even lower than it was WTI crude has been like 80-68 a barrel for most of the year then it crashed because of Trump and just basically went back to normal it didn't even pump. Now with a shaky ass ceasefire that's already been violated and it's like no one gives a fuck and oil dumps lower than it was pre-war like it doesn't make sense to me I don't know.

I don't know, it doesn't make sense to me and I am seething a bit.....guess maybe I just dump my oil bags and walk away with a shit tier 4k in the green when it could have been so much more. I took a 1500 L clearing my 54k position, so now it's only 2500 in the green.

>>60542975
There is no risk. Like what the fuck could possibly go wrong. We just bombed the fuck out of Iran and oil hasn't even fucking budged boss.

>>60542995
Where the fuck have you been?

>>60542997
I've been in the /bant/ thread. This thread is for fags boss.

>>60542995
Iran and Israel can still bomb each other's refineries.

>>60542055
yep, ogog

>>60543016
Trump said they're not allowed to do that because he doesn't want oil prices to go up boss.

>>60542993
well you're not wrong on that one, nothing matters anymore and fundamentals are irrelevant. if you aren't very careful trump absolutely will destroy your portfolio. when he commands the market the resulting candles are insane

>>60543009
Yeah but the /bant/ general is too slow

>>60542997
why are you here simp

>>60542993
Well at least you're not in the red. I closed a huge loser last year at -77%. I had doubled my money on it at one point several years ago but I kept holding, and then averaging down like a retard once it started to decline.

>>60543031
Losers average losers boss.

Which inverse ETF would you buy right now?

>Uber +8%
so basically rivals can pump at the same time, everybody will be rich

>>60543040
Maybe MUD

>>60543041
Cathie started buying TSMC and now I feel dirty just having it in my portfolio.

should i sell my SOXLs?

>>60543041
b-but muh robots muh ai!!

western oil producers will be fucked if oil keeps falling and stabilizes at such low levels

Let me guess, you STILL haven't bought SOXL although semiconductors are on another 20-week bull run.

>>60543075
OPEC+ is dead. Oil will continue to drop

>>60543075
Good, gonna gas up my truck and lawn equipment cheap all summer long

>>60542886
>>60542921
Told you. Apologize now. 130% gain from my 607 option.
0dtechads stay winning.
Going for a walk. My day is over.

i'm sorry, but this is too vava-voom

>>60543026
What do you mean it is just the right speed so you can study every single one of my carefully crafted posts for an hour. Just like you should.

>>60543090
I'll never doubt again

>Powell says that he's going to keep rates still, maybe even raise them
>market keeps going up
Can't even blame this on inflation expectations anymore, shits detached from reality.

>>60543098
the faker the market, the more predictable>>60543021

>They're playing my song, the butterflies fly away
>I'm nodding my head like, yeah
>Moving my hips like, yeah
>I got my hands up, they're playing my song
>They know I'm gonna be okay
>Yeah, it's a party in the U.S.A.
>Yeah, it's a party in the U.S.A.

608 eod??? I want to believe

sold too early as usual, but i'm glad i still made a profit. how do you guys calculate when to take profit? didn't think SPY would break $606 and here it is at $607. still, its only tuesday so i'm not crashing out over it

>>60543090
you sir, how do you know when to sell?

>>60543081
How do I buy this? it's on View-only in trading 212

>>60543103
Also further reduction of balance sheet
BULLISH, the more he reduces the more he can increase again

USA won

>>60543121
you don't. just buy the tech index

just woke up
wtf happened to the market
did israel get nuked

im amazed by SOXS ability to fall endlessly

>>60543131
No.

Iran has begun the process of enriching the uranium for the purpose of building weapons of mass destruction again. The only way we're going to stop them is a full scale invasion and regime change. This is a great time to short the market as stock prices will decline over this shit as oil prices SKYROCKET boss.

What the fuck are people so bullish about?

>>60543131
how much gains before i get to headpat her

>>60543152
because printing 20 trillion for a gay iran invasion is certainly not bullish

>>60543153
NUMBER GO UP
GO LONG FAG