interesting name edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Previous: >>60543333

What are you gents up to these days?

>>60545111
>What are you gents up to these days?
just bought some shares of IBP
I'm pretty excited about it

is anyone else watching this? does it matter? seems like he's just being questioned on what he does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr4SWZz7fsw

>>60545111
im getting old, i'm hedging my tech degeneracy with SCHD

>>60545111
Just $4k off my peak net worth
Should hit $1m next May

>>60545115
Seem Powell is just maintaining the status quo, i.e. nothing ever happens. This will make everyone unhappy, as they crave any change, even if it's negative.

People can't be left alone with their thoughts. The voices become overwhelming. Are they even aware that not all thoughts are of their own creation?

>>60545115
This is a rerun. That "live" confused me. Mr. Scott is the best.

>>60545111
been thinking about my retirement plans with GALT

I have a family member with $2.7M invested in NYC commercial real estate

Rape-Da Stock
Chairman and CEO

>>60545115
Its poor acted plays for the masses. If you want to see real questioning watch Alan Grayson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJqM2tFOxLQ

>>60545122
i'm sure they're aware they're reading a script. they're all looking down when they speak.

>>60545123
>Streamed 12 hours ago
d'oh! saw the "live" on the video and thought it was.

>>60545117
>hedging my tech degeneracy with SCHD
smart, why risk gains made. enjoy old age

>>60545141
yeah, tomorrow/later it will be again 10am EST, I think.

henlo mister jerome
thank you for fixing my mental health
i have no further questions

>>60545135
We can revitalize New York with six million jeets

how the fuck is this shit still going up?

>>60545162
New York is basically comprised of 50% hobo piss and shit, Indian infestation can't really make it any better.

>>60545135
so a shithole apartment in gang territory?

I'm a minimum wagie and over the past year I've lost about 30k of savings. 4-5 years of working and saving gone forever. I think at this point I should just pull out of the market permanently instead of continuing to trade and end up losing everything. anyway good luck to you all.

>>60545162
send every jeet in the rest of the country on a zerg rush into new york city. punish them for electing a ugandan running on the platform of free cake and pizza and no homework
>>60545181
commercial real estate. he's not a landlord, he runs a business in Chelsea and owns the building that houses the business.
It's projected to lose a million in value if jeetdani actually becomes mayor. That's the conservative estimate. it'd bankrupt the business.

>>60545135
smart man.

>>60545111
All in on CRCL

>Decide to spice up my game of selling puts by buying stocks midday
>get rekt

Yeah, never again, theta is the only way to make money

>>60545178
The line always goes up and to right. Why wouldn't it?

>>60545111
Been doing the same thing at the start of the year:
>try to remain invested
>try to build powder
>hope shit doesn't fall apart
>remain mostly market neutral
Been mostly holding positions, selling far OTM options, building cash, and waiting for the chaos to subside and the "good stuff" from Washington to kick in.

Got more vix/vol than I expected but it didn't seem to impact my 2/3x etfs too much.

>>60545198
It's not a punishment. I want to pump Jew bags

>>60545108 (OP)
Sold my Doordash stock on memorial day and my 401k from old job back in March. Haven't reinvested any of it yet. I have like almost $15k I need to reinvest in the market. Absolutely no idea what to invest in besides a handful of companies I'm interested in but are more long term plays.

Any recommendations? I am seeking financial advice. I thought the Iran war stuff would dump the markets but it seems it had the opposite effect and now I want to buy back in

>>60545359
Buy schd and stop buying meme stocks.

If you eant meme exposure, buy call options with the divies from schd

>>60545359
>I am seeking financial advice
In many areas there are laws about giving financial advise and must be licensed or bobo will be angry

They got the Bobo exits all BLOCKED OFF! The line only GOES UP!

market crash soon

>>60545437
>market crash soon

>>60545424
he locked in

I told adult social care directly that I'm only willing to accept an attractive female worker. Not joking. They said the "attractive" request is not appropriate and can't be indulged but they will give me a female worker.

>>60545359
>people wanting to buy the high bc it will keep going up
This shit corrects weekly. Top signal

SOXL fags how does this shit work?

Buy on red and sell on green?
You guys are definitely not holding this shit for more than 3 days at a time right?

>>60545198
>It's projected to lose a million in value if jeetdani actually becomes mayor. That's the conservative estimate. it'd bankrupt the business.
LOL if Americans had balls they would be throwing these socialist subhumans in prison but they don't

>>60545359
NINTENDO!!!!

guys it’s almost premarket!!! GUYS!!! WAKEY WAKEY

>>60545612
GUYS

>>60545612
premarket starts @ 7am est, this is what's known as pre-premarket. also /bant/ won.

>>60545637
>also /bant/ won.
true
line goes up and to the right, no exceptions

>futes

>>60545549
Pick up or down and buy SOXL or SOXS based on that prediction near EOD. Set a very strict stoploss so you don't lose much if your prediction is wrong. If you're right, close EOD for however much it went up during power hour.

Simple but effective.

>>60545637
I thought when I’d made my coffee it was premarket
>bant
Come on be serious. It’s busier than here during euro hours but nobody trades anything, or at least they don’t talk about it

NOVO you are crashing the car

>oil green
are the nukes flying?

Reminder that covid printing was done because of the 2019 repo crisis that saw overnight lending rates spike from 2% to 10% in a matter of days

Reminder the one and only solution to this being such a financial crisis that 2008 would look like a small technical correction was to print immense amounts of liquidity.

Reminder covid was merely a convenient excuse to do just that.

Reminder this jewish ponzi is more fragile than any of you can imagine

>>60545111
Watching the QTNM movement of CEOs intercoordinating against short sellers grow. Seems there's a playbook in legal and company maneuvering now after QNTM is up 700% YTD and recovered spectacularly from their recent shakeout.

>>60545668
This is typical in euro stocks. They dump on open everytime due to illiquidity

New York should be a capitalist city.

>>60545111
umm why does the duck look like a banana?

Cboe now let's you trade spx options almost 24/5. I assume other exchanges will follow. Soon we will have 24/7 markets , as we should.

>>60545668
Is this a good spot to buy the dip on Novo?

I need a decent red day to slurp

>>60545527
>This shit corrects weekly. Top signal

Why should I keep holding cash? Believe me, I want to be convinced that I made the right decision to sell, if perhaps it was a few weeks premature. If bombing Iran didn't even slightly spook the markets, what would?

Just insane to me that Trump's threats of tariffs back in March and April caused massive stock market dips but potentially starting WWIII or at least another major military conflict doesn't hamper the markets at all.

This is why I have difficulty deciding whether to invest or not, or what to invest in, nothing in the market makes sense to me anymore

>>60545375
this is only up 2% from last year, why is it a good investment now?

ATH TODAY

>schd divie cut
It's over

>>60545821
That's odd...
Hope MAIN stays safe.

>>60545824
I'm a VIG man myself

>>60545688
Probably because Trump is full of shit and the Iranian nuclear program is still going, the bombing run didn´t achieve its goals.

>>60545815
>I want to be convinced that I made the right decision to sell
I'm not that experienced so take it with a grain of salt but holding cash is pretty much always the wrong decision unless you know it's gonna crash tomorrow. At least in a bull market. Because while you're missing out on gains for a potential crash you have no idea when it'll come and if the crash even goes lower than todays prices.

>>60545837
>DEI the military
>bombing runs no longer achieve goals
Shameful

>>60545815
Yesterday's consumer confidence report had the same value like march 25th. It got worse than the past one in may. It was a miss on top of that, they expected it to be better than the last one and yet it had 0 effect.

We are now +300 points higher. Other data like ISM and PMI is worse, especially in regards to prices which is why they sometimes are above the value of 50 (cause prices is 63-68) and Trump hasn't even really implemented the higher tariffs he had on liberation day board (yes yes, I know, negotiation). No deals, no nothing. The whole dump in hindsight feels manufactured, yet at the same time being up here is also weird. Retaildata for may was negative. Did the market already expect that in march-april? Jobmarket cooling off, consistently higher jobless claims. Also irrelevant. The recent oilprice spike? Whatever (as if this won't show up in the PPI and CPI)

You can't trade this on available data.

Buy SBSW

>>60545860
Yes you can, AI and quantum will produce trillions of value within next 10 years and that's what is driving the market. Revenue is up, profits are up

DATA IS GOOD

>>60545860
All we know is that Robotaxis will be worth $34 trillion

>>60545865
profits are negative, shut up if you haven't read the data. And labour costs are up big.

>>60545868
Robotrucks will be significantly more disruptive than robotaxis it just doesnt sound as sexy

>>60545870
negative in the sense of that they went down

>>60545870
>>60545872
Literally just noise

bulls btfo

>>60545882
This is meaningless. Can't take anything seriously about the negotiations until it's finished.

>>60545886
all it takes is one angry response from trump and the market falls 5%

>>60545889
>the market falls 5%
I don't think so

>>60545886
America will get slapped in the face with a huge Eurocock if America tries to bully the EU. This indicates Trump will likely not achieve his tariff goals. Seems bullish.

>>60545894
That's because you're either a shill or simply not paying attention the last several months.

>>60545882
This is like Zimbabwe closing borders

I've never seen anything like it.
Normies want boots on the ground and constant airstrikes.
Is this how people reacted to the invasion of Iraq?

>>60545901
>>60545897
Tariffs = No NATO and EU cucks out

>>60545910
Most of Spain is already calling for pulling out of NATO because they don't want to waste 5% of their money on the military aka money pissed down the drain for nothing.
Once Spain pulls out, a lot of countries will start pulling out. Probably turkey, Italy, and Portugal will follow suit.

>>60545906
The US has 3x blacks of Zimbabwe.

>>60545907
>Is this how people reacted to the invasion of Iraq?
Hell yeah brother.

wow now 2021 meme stocks are pumping for no reason, look at Blackberry up 11% on no news. This is the peak of the mania phase to get as much retail buying the top

>>60545933
>This angers me somewhat

>>60545933
all this bull mania yet dax keeps freefalling

How fucking high is COINBASED going to go?

>>60545933
And I told you all to buy ONDS yesterday, I loaded at $1.41. On its way to $30.00.

Drone and robotics company with partnerships with Mistral and Palantir.

>>60545862
Sell it to md

>>60545668
it's over, should have never bought back, feels like there's some serious manipulation since nothing has really changed to justify this sudden crash, sure some correction a week ago was normal, but this is getting weird now

>>60545914
Spain is an unbelievably cucked nation that wants to kill its tourism to house more rapefugees. They also have no enemies. Portugal as well.

Turkey will never leave nato because the only reason they exist is that America needs them as an ally to protect Israel.

crab hours

>>60545108 (OP)
BANG DAE HO
REPEATING
BANG DAE HO

>>60545288
All in on CRCL short, right?
Right?

>>60545948
>On its way to $30.00.
when

>>60545948
Bought 50 from you bro

Strong premarket nvda might break ath if the meeting goes well.

>>60545945
Hard to say if their cash flows are going to explode over the next few years (maybe)

what the fuck is with uly? its up (137.82%)

>>60545977
>spain is cucked
>this is cucked
>that is cucked
Spain is saying no. Spain wants to recognize Palestine. Spain is politically left, but not as cucked as some retard across the pond that ships 3 aircraftcarriers to the opposite side of the world to protect a few (chosen) people that are sucking them dry for a century at least.

If Spain is cucked, your ranking is fucked.

>>60545977
Spain is rational. They don't need to fight because they don't have any enemies as they're proper humans. Their economy will go up because of this as military european countries tank.

>>60546059
why did they even join when they aren't interested in it and seemingly don't need anything from it

>>60545882
The irrelevance of the eu will never not be hilarious

>>60545821
Luckily still up over 6% for first and second quarter combined but it's still pain
Buffet index just went over 200% again which only happened during the dot com boom, financial crisis, and covid

So here we fucking go

>China to Block Its Rare-Earth Experts From Spilling Their Secrets
>Beijing asks companies for lists of specialists to keep tabs on them

MAGNETS WHERE, TRUMP? Literally no follow up on his tweet if they, Trump and Xi, have agreed to the conditions of that London meeting. The market went up on this meeting and the Geneva meeting and nothing has come out of it.

Market just pumping for the sake of it

Bears still malding kek. Should have bought the bottom when POTUS told you to. Dumbass

Yo we reached a new ATH LOL

>>60545977
Why would we protect shitreal?

>>60546111
We will never stop pumping, we'll pump so hard you'll get tired of it.

>>60546101
Fuck sake, I just exited MP a few days ago and was hoping for a bit more of a pull back.

>Took this long to get some money into a platform for stock/equity/commodity trading
Escape from crypto now in motion and going through the bogleheads OP link.

What happens here, are stocks worth buying based on similar factors (hype, bullish short-term news) or traditional factors (projected industry growth, global climate)? Are stock traders always at risk of a GFC-tier wreckoning due to the current/upcoming state of the world?

For example, if this war is nearly over, wouldn't defense stocks be worse to look into? The AI meme is obviously growing, but is it a certainty you'd have a significant ROI within 2-3 years (what if something better comes about)?

>>60546109
bears should just go all in on dax

>>60546125
I mean stocks will always go up so even investing in SPY at all time highs still works because even if it crashes it will eventually recover.

But there is some wisdom is holding more international or value stocks when we're literally at peak over valuation. VT or AVGE/AVGV

>>60545897
You have no idea what you're talking about

fakeout pump before the false flag attack, too obvious

>>60546151
Remember we love you bear fren dont do anything rash when nothing happens

>>60546176
israel wants regime change and they're gonna get it.

>>60546151
what pump? dax is freefalling like always and will soon reach zero

>>60546151
If they do something, it will probably be on the weekend. And then market pumps again cause that risk of Israel not respecting the ceasefire IS IN FACT already priced in, and when they attack, it can be priced out. But, the risk of another strike is also priced in, actually a real war is already priced in, so when that actually should happen, the market can pump 1 hour after it started.

>>60546181
priced in

>>60546185
*

>>60545280
I wish iwas with you

>>60545897
faggot ahh post

>>60546111
I voted for this

As long as women's underwear keeps going up life is good!

>>60546221
for me it keeps going down

How long is this bull run gonna last? I'm starting to mire my portfolio and that's a clear sign I should sell, right?

>>60545637
>>60545639
>>60545656
Lol bant is absolute dog shit and only the schizophrenic german trannies obsessed with taylor swift do a majority of posting and it's nothing but gay mental illness.
>pic related

Lmao, glad I switched back to here. The porn was absolute degenerate dog shit too.

SOXL with some more comfy gains

>>60546238
>gay mental illness
I can tell by the redundancy in your posts that you are retarded so I will let your insults slide

>>60546238
kek still seething

In my 3 months of investing, I've made 3k from stocks and options and zero (0) from crypto.

dollar is ticking up

>>60546009
EOY before the recession.

>>60546258
Lol redundancy for effect is definitely a thing. Trump does it all the time and it works and it definitely worked on you, you gay tranny. I seriously can't stress how gay you are, very sad. You chased off all the good anons in bant and now it's just a gay blog for yourself.

>>60546263
bull market. you could buy anything and it will go up. risk is increasing every second from here though.

Morning frens, any jews or news yet today?
>>60546226
Anytime I'm hitting personal ATHs I take some profit

whats going on with hong kong dollar

>>60546271
Have you even looked into the current thread? You obviously have not, our you are simply buckbroken, cause I've seen you seethe about german flags at least 3 times whenever /bant comes up here. As if there hasn't been "chinkleaf" and other stuff.

0dte chads what are your plays for today
i'm expecting it to go down friday, load up on puts for then
for 0dte's i'm still not sure, it might dip to 600 then go back up (it did in premarket), so might load on cheap puts at open, then sell right away, then buy calls
I'm also gonna buy some really cheap SOXS calls for longer term
thoughts?

Lol the gay german tranny's gimp simp is here and thinks he is dignified a response. I bet they suck each others cocks lmao.

Is Mr. Jerome testifying today as well? Will this have any actual effect on the market or will it just pump like normal

i have a bad feeling about this iran situation, especially the likelihood israel chimps out again. possibly even this weekend although that may be too soon. something is for sure going to happen im just not sure what exactly, this chaos died down way too quickly considering what actually happened.

>>60546281
>so might load on cheap puts at open, then sell right away, then buy calls
Was pretty much my plan as well. Im not sure about how the end of the week is looking though, i just go day by day desu

>>60546224
>He shorted whore clothing

>>60546272
How long have you been trading?

>>60546296
about 5 years

Imagine if I had bought SOXL when it was 8$

>Trump suggests US would strike again if Iran rebuilt nuclear programme

The real cucks of this planet.

>>60546290
well typically on fridays it always ends up lower, and we're at "ATH" and most likely bouncing off the top, so I figure buying in at the cheapest price for puts (right now) is the best strategy

>>60546283
Imagine being a central bank and conquering a country so thoroughly that the "elected" officials in that country don't even know who you are or what you do. They will ask Jerome about black unemployment and what he's doing to improve the flight speed of toucans in Arkansas. He will patiently remind the children what a bank is, using small words, then he will leave
>nuffin'
>eva
>done
>happen

>>60546298
Ok so it's basically always been a bull market for you, with some dips peppered in. My opinion is that the standard ebbs and flows of the market are gone. Now we live in the infinite debt system and it's by design. One day it will crash.....by design.....at the time of the controllers' choosing, but until then line go up. My theory has been proven right over and over since 2013 when I started reading. Some sectors will struggle while others boom then sectors change status. If you just buy sector ETFs at their 52 week low and sell at ATHs you will always make money in this market. I have tried shorting several times over the last few years but the timing is always much trickier than calls and the payoffs aren't as high

GALTgays today is our day because I say so
Also my QS is finally doin a lil sumtin

>>60546149
Wrong. The world is tired of Trump's faggotry. There will be no great tariff deals for the US. Trump can either capitulate or suffer humiliation.

>>60546209
Seethe Americunt. EU hasn't even begun to fuck with Trump yet. Trump has no cards. America is past it's peak. America can either sort it's foriegn kneel to the EU and Asia and save sone face or fall into irrelevancy.

>>60546283
Lol Jerome literally says nothing of value everytime
>didn't study economics, doesn't understand it
>doesn't understand his own data
>doesn't understand how inflation works
What does the FED even do at this point if he is constantly up there explaining how they don't know what the data is telling them.

>>60546335
>What does the FED even do at this point
steal our wealth via inflation. Its always been the core mission.

>>60546323
Not gonna lie, Trump voter here. It's so hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But seriously guys, we can't let him have the nuclear codes.

>>60546319
yeah im not saying short per say, only that i think risk is increasing now that we approach ath. there are many bearish factors in play right now which no one really understands or rather can foresee how it plays out
>geopol, tariffs, economy weakness, etc

i keep falling for this soxs scam, thinking that surely it has the bounce back soon. it never does.

>>60546344
hahah same! upvote!!

>>60546335
That retard waited 15 months after inflation started to go up to finally raise rates. And he dropped rates 50, 25, 25 LAST FUCKING YEAR when inflation was higher

Not to mention most of the inflation now is housing which would ironically go down if they lowered rates

>>60546344
I have never heard anyone say that about Trump, maybe you are right.

>>60546309
>and we're at "ATH" and most likely bouncing off the top
That's a good point though I almost want to say that it will just keep going up regardless.

>>60546312
>>60546335
Honestly the whole thing is a waste of everyone's time. The house has no idea what they're talking about more than half the time and Jerome just speaks around whatever they throw at him anyways.

>>60546349
Yeah, that's the whole thing I noticed about him when you look at what he does versus what he says. He keeps saying they are studying the data over and over again but never acts on the data until it's too late. It's incredibly goofy and people are catching onto this.

>>60546349
1. He dropped 50 because of Sahm-Rule panic
2. He dropped further 2x 25 because yields due to Trump winning
3. Now he's waiting because it is not possible to tell if inflation will go up due to tariffs. It's not his fault. If there were no tariffs he would have cut already.
Keep in mind, inflation is above 2%, especially for core WITH Fed Funds +4%. In Europe inflation is at 2% with interest at 2%. So, the underlying pressure to inflation is a lot higher in the US and that has been the case even before the tariffs were threatened or implemented.

>>60546358
Those hearings are basically monologues. Just showing off that they do what their voters expect. It's political theater. Mr. Scott was the best though. I will order peanuts and pecans from Georgia.

>>60545108 (OP)
Let's get ready to rumble!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPoIoUgBJdI&ab_channel=SoundEffects

>>60545375
Hol up, I thought dividend fags were all about VYMI last week? Or was it the week before last?

>>60546366
It really looks like he played politics with it, making every excuse in the book when inflation was going up under biden but then making up excuses against lowering rates when inflation isn't happening, but yeah we're still not at 2%

Only reason im pissy is a chunk of inflation is housing which is spiked from those high mortgages

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

>>60546383
based

>>60546366
That is purely speculation, he has never claimed any of those things as being the reason for those actions. At best, this is cope unless it comes straight from his mouth which honestly if that were the case would be better than him constantly explaining that they don't know how inflation works. Still though those things are terrible reasons to do any of those actions in the first place instead of actually relying on the data he has.

>>60546383
Based

>got drunk yesterday and bought TQQQ on a whim
>it keeps going up
I'm reconsidering my decision to give up heavy drinking
>pic unrelated

>>60546383
I'm impressed you rarely miss the opening bell. Very nice.

gigacrabday

APOLOGIZE

why is everything just crabbing in a super small range

>>60546358
we'll see, I went in small because im not sure, but stand to win big

>>60546399
prolly a bot, dubmeister

bought BB at 4.90

>>60546415
Bang anon's not a bot

>>60546396
my wife.

Remember, we have some housing data at 10 today. Plus jpow, but yesterday didn’t have much of an impact. I will be cautious until 1015ish

>+$1,488.66 (+0.27%) Today's gain/loss
what did the Fuhrer mean by this?

>>60546412
>>60546419
I regret selling half of my SOXL bags last week Friday morning. I fucking keep saying the bobos posting here are retarded but I had a moment of doubt. Please forgive me Lum!

>>60546417
pump eet

>>60546422
>HOUSING DATA
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, didn't matter in the past 5 years

>>60546422
arent people tired of him repeating the same lines for literal years by this point?

We have entered the endless grindpump on low volume

Celsius

I lost 1000$ already, its over. I hate these 2$ stocks.

>>60546430
the worst kind of markets man

I want to see NVO get pumped full

>>60546438
you're not supposed to buy them when they are up 100% already on the day or if theres a sudden gigantic gap up on the chart. galt for example was great before it got posted here as it pumped over 100% but if you got in late you probably lost on it

>>60545187
You could do that or just VOO & chill.

>>60546419
Lum gonna vaporize Bobo.

>>60546449
built for big bull cock

>>60546449
The deed is done.

>>60546448
>30k in VOO
>for a +20-25% from the Aprilbottom (if he went ALL-IN)
might as well spend it on goods

>>60546457
daxies will never know this feeling. its eternally bearish with a mix of brutal crabbing

AMD is a rocket ship that doesn't stop. Like a week straight of green

>>60546465
SOXL and AMD follow the same chart except SOXL gains more, just sell AMD and buy SOXL

>>60545187
I did the same thing but Im down about 15k in Tilray. (Caught the falling knife at many increments from $20 down to .38 cents a share and now have 2.3k shares as bags)
Took it as a learning opportunity and now I make safer trades with only a very small allotment in risk plays.

>>60546449
>>60546456
nooooooooo

aaaahhhh wtfwt

>>60546458
work on your reading comprehension faggot

>>60546482
no

>>60546422
nigga, a fucking nuclear war threat was bullish. Line always goes up.

>>60546471
Really? A 3x leveraged fund moves more than a non-leveraged stock? Shocking. Also I don't wanna own Intel or QCOM or ARM or other dogshit.

can you move amazon up slightly so i can exit this sideways bitch

>>60546495
I wouldn’t pull out.
I also wouldn’t sell my Amazon shares.

>>60546495
>implying crabitha will let you pull out

OOOOOOOFF HOUSES

>put shekels into the slot machine

>everything takes a nosedive

Many such cases

>market no reaction
kek @ you>>60546422
>>60546428

>US May new home sales fall 13.7% month-over-month

>>60546495
why censor?

Closed my hood bull call at 100% profit, see u in 7 hours

>>60546457
Tony was right again
>captcha: S4GAY

>>60546525
Cause they will 3 day ban you.

>>60546520

The market doesn't care about consumer confidence, housing, jobs, nothing. It's all irrelevant.

Should I sell my vcwe which is only 0,5 up and just buy stocks? Growth etf my ASS

Honestly I don't get it, a company secures a national contract which was just announced three hours ago and somehow stock goes down -10%. Fuck me I guess for trying to be a smartass and outdo the market.

>>60546546
>all-world growth
Swap out that turd for SCHG

>>60546555
buy the rumor, sell the news

>>60546563
I can't buy it as a EURO ivestor

Novo needs hims more than hims needs novo. Buy hims now and reap the benefits when the stock recovers. Hims is too well ran to fail.

>GALT
I'm gonna, i'm gonna....COOOOOOOOOOM

>>60546563
>going into growth when the buffet index is at an all time high
shiggy fucking diggy

OK time 4 calls

Nigvidya bros we eatin' good today

>pumps 10%
>then dumps 12%
Fuck tesla

Why would anyone buy spy? Who really wants 3% gains ytd when it's so easy to get 50%+ gains a year lmfao

>>60546588
Don't ask questions, just enjoy ATH and get ready for next ATH

Shot-life'd

>>60546588
Buffet index isn't relevant anymore because American stocks make a large chunk of their profits from international sales now so comparing them to US GDP makes no sense.

>>60546596
Thanks for alerting me. Just bought tesla leveraged for the obvious recovery later.

>>60546611
If that was true, the market shouldn't be at ATH because of tariffs.

>>60546617
It just doesn't matter anymore. Hope that helps

>>60546601
It is good for a 401k or when you have millions and 3% is fine for not looking at it, while you are fucking hot girls on a boat.

>>60546617
Btw, the biggest mistake is to think this is still a market. This thing is a bank. What happened in April was a bankrun.

>transfer money from bank to Schwab
>COMPLETED
>Three days after still no cash in my Schwab account
The Jews lost my money!

>>60546654
Yep. There is less and less reason to keep your money in actual banks these days.

It always goes lower, buying the dip is a meme, it doesnt stop going down.

>>60546659
Just a brief no interest loan. Nothing personnel goy

>financing a pizza

>wait a month for your next pay
>AMD already up 25%
how do you handle the pain?

>>60546696
About a year or so ago I noticed an oil change place I pass by frequently was advertising Klarna for oil changes. It struck me as odd at the time but I guess if you can finance a pizza nothing is off limits.

>>60546721
>Oh no, I missed a single spin on the slot machine that spins everyday
Kind of an odd thing to gripe about, just wait for the next spin?

go up you piece of shit

Why is everything down.

>>60545111
Fucking about online during my workday and I know I'll have to work late tonight to catch-up.

>>60546696
unfortunately the government runs the collections agency here so its not as tempting as in the great freedom land usa

>start with +8
>back to +1,5
Its so over for coinbase
Literally dead

>>60546724
I guess technically it isn't a new thing. Remember all the made-for-tv products that advertised 3 easy payments on their commercials.

Another masterclass conference from Trump. Powell btfo. Spain btfo. NYT/CNN btfo. Hottest country in the world.

>>60546751
True, and people technically finance stuff all the time by using credit cards. I guess it's really just perception.

I should've bought puts

>>60546756
Not for us Nigvidya chads

Should I sell my GALT calls?

>>60546457
>Iran getting slapped around means Saudi can do MORE AI now
Not too sure about that one chief

Imagine being a bear when we haven't had a red day in a month...how stupid can you be lmao

>>60546413
market makers are holding the market up

>>60546803
im a googl bear

It's over.

loaded up on calls in a bearish trend

now pump 10 points up again

>>60546798
the ride is just beginning you faggot

RICK bros...are we buying this dip?

surely (You) got some in 'eck?

>>60546824
Just getting started brother
Got a little under 5 more hours left

>>60546852
>>60546852
yesterday was 5 hours 50 min of pumping, today it's 5 hours and 50 mins of dumping in slow motion sideways only to pump in the last 10 minutes above today's high.

GALT sissies...when pump?

made some shekels of tesler again as it recovered

>>60546843
>support single moms
Except now it’s all virtual, can’t even fuck them

Jew Yorkers are literally melting in a heatwave right now, and you're laughing

>>60546868
More than likely there will be a last minute pump. Im trying to discern by how much so i can set a proper limit.

>>60546883
Can't catch a ping pong ball in your mouth on OF.

>>60546885
Rent control... How bout, friggin, climate control!

>>60546885
>>60546894
Oy Vey

Got my ass blown open on oil......did everything right pulled the trigger and tried to anticipate my first happening.....bought it in April after orange man dumped the market....was sitting pretty....then when Iran-Israel started popping off I sold all my other positions and dumped it all into it.....and the market didn't even fucking move at all and then just dumped to levels lower than before the war started....I don't know....deflated as fuck and I guess I'm just gonna hold onto the ETF as divvies are gonna hit on the 30th then I will just exit I guess.....at least oil is in the green today...maybe it will pump a bit into the 70s and I can exit with some dignity.

>>60546885
Warm up round for when they’re burning in Hell

nvideo bros...we're all gonna make it

>>60546906
I thought you'd hit 7 figures already anon. Maybe that was another NVDA anon. Well, you will soon, congrats

>>60546902
>did everything right
>sold all my other positions and dumped it all into
babys first risk management lesson

What, so as long as I don't ape out and sell the second things look bad I'm fine regardless of what I choose? Under the assumption of no market crash isn't the point of investments to not liquidate till you've hit whatever predefined point in your life or portfolio worth you've set?
I guess if you get really unlucky you might have to sell when it's down but surely the losses don't outweigh whatever gain by the time you'd need to sell
I could also be retarded and not understanding losses in this context and if so feel free to take it as an inflammatory post and then tell me why I'm wrong

>>60546919
He's also leaving out the part where he was up 25% and didn't take profits

>>60546919

I don't know, It didn't feel like what I was doing was insane. My ETF hadn't even pumped...it just recovered from the orange man dump and was sitting at relatively normal prices and I saw the Iran-Israel conflict about to happen and it seemed to me it was ready to do a mega pump and I was already in. Then the war starts and oil barely moves the pump was like 6-8 dollars a barrel even when they were still lobbing missiles at one another. The entire fucking market pumped because of a fake tweet a couple months ago injecting like a trillion dollars but a fucking war going hot in one of the most important maritime traffic zones for oil in the world and oil doesn't do shit.....

>>60546936

I was up only 25% on my initial 20k I put into the ETF back in April during the orange man dump because I was too in the red on my other positions. Once those had recovered it still looked as if there was room to still get in so I cleared 54k of my other positions and put it into it.

Surprise motherfuckers

>>60546948
You might have to wait for a Democrat president to get rid of those bags.

Is it really a new ATH when the dollar is 10% weaker?

POWELL: THE EFFECT OF AI ARE PROBABLY NOT GREAT AT THIS TIME

>>60546955

I am still 1500 dollars in the green, I just want to wait for the divvies to hit as I will get like 800 CAD and at least it's something....I would just sit and hold and sip on some divies but my main position I entered at 54k with was bought too high and don't want to risk it going down further. I didn't get totally fucked as I have not technically lost any money just profit but still is upsetting.

>>60546984
i hate this retard. why does he need to say stupid shit every single day every week

>>60547003
He was directly asked about the impact of AI on the labour market by the honorable Ms. Blunt Rochester.

Hasn't AI already fired all the artists?

>>60546986
Oh, I forgot you were actually green. No worries then. Sucks but profit is profit in the end

>>60547010
Artists get paid in exposure

>>60547003
If JP is the retard, the rest of the govt is braindead.

>>60547010
Who even hired artists before AI?

>>60547036
To make logos, photoshop fake product ads, etc.

>>60547020
Correct

>>60546984
Based JPow calling out the AI nothingburger

>>60547036
Gooners commissioning furry porn

>>60546984
When you’re right, you’re right

>>60547059

>>60547059
When was Jay right about anything? Remember when he said crypto currencies would never hold value or that the post covid inflation would be transitory? Saying AI is a nothingbuger is the equivalent of saying an increase of African American residents in a neighborhood will have no impact on the property values. If I was a billionaire and wanted to make more money, I would influence public policy to encourage African Americans to move into an area so the property values decreased, then buy all the property and then shift policy to get the African Americans out of the area boss.

I'm now down by about 50% of what the upswing was yesterday. War is a complete meme, the stock market doesn't care.

>>60546591
>a few wafer thin and terribly overcooked pieces of bacon

>>60547048
I'm not a furry but I hate how all drawn porn is AI slop these days. It looks terrible, everything is the same generic style and even if you filter for it there's so much around that you have to look for specific artists.

AI has made everything into the same tier as Simpsons porn. Not that I would ever look at any of that, officer.

>>60547079
He didn't say it is nothing. He said it isn't having much of an effect on labor, NOW!!!

>>60547100
>>60547100
>>60547100

new bread

>>60545933
>no news
it's up because it beat earnings retard

>>60546312
>>nuffin'
>>eva
>>done
>>happen
Would doubters please examine pic related?
I think that's all

>>60546502
>crabitha
kek
Crabigail