Please take 15000 dollars out of your account and put it into cash.
Then put the cash back in again.
OR
Send 15000 to another bank and then send it back again.
JUST TRY IT PLEASE

>>60547098 (OP)
how about we all withdraw all our money from banks and make it a viral movement like when everyone bought GME so we crash liquidity of kikes and everything locks up and kikes of wallsreet algo sell and boomers lose it all haha that would be so funny like what if we did that lol

Is that... is that $600 or more you're moving!? I'M GONNA FLOOG

>>60547107
Anon, 0% reserve means bankruns can't threaten the kikes anymore.

>>60547887
Nigger Army ID

>>60547107
doing a bank run for a meme would be a super based way for zoomers to get back at boomers

dont do this. gov will come and demand you to explain why these deposits are not income.

>>60547887
But there’s tier 1 capital requirements now on banks still, monitored by the OCC under the federal reserve.

>>60547911
>Army
Mommy

Everyone, don't do this, it'll flag your account.

Nevertheless it's a prime example of how awful banks are, I remember the absolute worst was during Covid, Chase bank actually prevented their customers from receiving the $10k EIDL grants (due to Chase's "fraud prevention" apparently.) So those people lost that money forever with zero recourse, no way to appeal and no way to re-request it.

Imagine you're about to get a free $10,000 no-strings-attached and your bank goes "Hmmm I think I'll reject this deposit from the government." It was insane and why I'll never use Chase ever.

This thread is illegal and I won't be participating.

>>60548001
Chase is probably the worst of the 'major' banks. Had a big post typed up about my experiences with them, but apparently 4chan think's it's spam. 10/10 spam filter, lets all spam through, stops legit posts.

>>60548074
Absolutely. From what I researched, Chase was the only bank to prevent these business grants. Imagine having your business revenue drop 80% due to the scamdemic lockdown, then applying for a $10k grant, getting approved, it's an absolute saving grace for you, then realizing Chase blocked it since it thinks it's fraud, with no way to re-apply or appeal.

>>60547098 (OP)
CMD literally replied to a user’s query with “spice it up” after they sent an all-caps, urgent alpha request
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