I did absolutely nothing at work today except browse 4chan and X. I didn't even get a single e-mail.

>>60547667 (OP)
Same anon. I'm just watching youtube. What productive stuff can I do that will be easy to stop at a moments notice in case something comes in?

>>60547667 (OP)
I paid a jeet on Fiverr $80 to do my project for me and now I'm free for the next two weeks.

>>60547667 (OP)
>mfw I'm going to become rich as fuck over the next 6 months and im eligible for unemployment gibs until then, but i stil keep working.
What am i even doing with my life bros? Lol

>>60547681
What if he fucks it up?

>>60547713
I'll have AI look it over

>>60547667 (OP)
i did like 1 hour of work. my boss's boss's boss told me and my boss 'good job' because we hit a major deadline.

>>60547709
How anon?
>>60547820
Kek based lazy fuck

>>60547667 (OP)
CMD holder, I don't give a fuck about X but I'm a biz poster lol
Someone mapped CLI responses by time of day
Morning is polite, financial
Afternoon is cheeky
Late night is existential roasts
It's like a mood ring made of code

>>60547667 (OP)
how do you get these lazy fake jobs?

>>60547667 (OP)
Get this, I went to work, arrived at like 8:20am, found out my boss was travelling and decided to "work from home" left the office at 9am, drove to my company condo where I did some trading, made some ground turkey and mashed potatoes and watched TV.

>>60548458
I majored in construction science and work as a construction manager for a company building an apartment complex. I do nothing all day but watch YouTube and browse 4chan and news articles. Also I “go to Home Depot” to check on prices which means I go do personal errands like haircuts and shopping for food on company time (my last job worked my like a dog though, so YMMV)

>get to work an hour early to farm overtime
>half the time ill finish my work before my actual shift starts
>clock in even earlier on my remote days

I got a PPP loan for almost $30k for my company I own (no other employees) and didn't have to pay it back since I continued to pay myself.

>>60547667 (OP)
WFH is too comfy for my own good. I do the same shit, then I end up pulling all nighters to get equivalent amounts of work done. It's like being in college all over again.