I'm broke and I'm a felon. My only marketable skill is making software. I haven't been able to get a 9 to 5 for over a year. I need to make ~11k in a month and seven days or I lose the last things I have left. How do I do it?

>>60549580 (OP)
Suck 44,000 dicks for a quarter apiece

Since you already have a criminal record, find a fellow active criminal and offer to take the fall for him in exchange for 11k.

>>60549580 (OP)
What kind of software do you design? I’m looking for ways to make money too

Make it legal

>>60549580 (OP)
>make $11k in a month
bro you are fucked unless you have a car or assets you can sell. probably better to pivot.

How would I pivot, what would I do?

>>60549621
I don't know if I can pivot

>>60549580 (OP)
there is one thing that you can do that can bring in $10k to 15k a month. but you have to act fast also you need a cute face. that way you can ask atleast $50 dollars per dick. you see. you will be sucking dick for dough in the city. at only 10 dicks per day you make $15k in 30 days. think about it. if you are really reeeeeeealy cute and handsome you can probably even ask $100 per dick. if you have a virgin asshole you can probably sell it for $5000 too. but you have to be good looking else no one wants.

good luck sir! don't forget to buy some kneepads.

>>60549583
or just buy xrd and hold until eoy

>>60549580 (OP)
are you a black or indian? condolences if so but if not then just take the hit and start again. things could always be worse.