tonight, on bulls, bears, and crabs edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60550888

What are you gents up to these days?

>>60552378 (OP)
A little overcooked on the gen, might be a good idea to start including lighting options and styles

>>60552383
Moving back in with papa on Monday while I look for jobs post PHD. Just put all my daytrade money in UNH I I’ll see you guys in like a week, gains be unto you

>>60552383
I make a da money

ai dashcams

if youre not rich enough to have insider information, the next closest thing are public proposals that everyone else is ignoring
cad$31 million contract expected for a company thats only cad$85 million market cap

>>60552437
Damn, UNH still hasn't recovered. They're fucked aren't they?

Every fucking place that talks about investing has been ruined by politics. Are there any left? I promise to only lurk

>>60552455
AI dashcams guy is back. Are you rich yet?

>>60552455
not bad but im a gambler so i don't really go directly into individual stocks that might not move much for months
>>60552467
people talk about it because you can't have one without the other

>>60552457
Come man don’t bum me out bro

is it possible for soxl to still double from here? at this point I don't know what else to put my money into, it just keeps pumping higher and higher

>>60552501
Of course it's possible.

>Goldman Sachs has dropped a new internal AI platform designed to assist bankers with tasks ranging from financial modeling to drafting pitch materials. The tool is part of a broader effort to improve efficiency across the firm and reflects Wall Street’s increasing embrace of generative AI.
>While Goldman insists the technology is meant to augment, not replace, employees, its rollout has reignited fears about long-term job security in banking. Industry observers warn that automation could gradually displace certain roles, especially junior-level analysts.

>>60552468
no it hasnt taken off like Zedcor or other ai pennyscams yet, but if it does then ill be a tax-free millionaire (all my shares is in a tfsa lol) since i own almost 0.4% of the company

most likely i'll prob prematurely sell my cost basis up and finish as higher 6-figs in my tfsa not 7-figs, i do need to manage my risk better, can't stay 100% position forever
i currently have 3x my gross annual salary before expenses/taxes/etc invested into it, i can still recover so im staying 100% invested until it feels like im risking disproportionately too much of my life

>>60552508
wtf i love ai now

>>60552378 (OP)
News status?

>>60552489
>people talk about it because you can't have one without the other
But you can, politics blind people to other underlying risks massive AI spending and low AI returns. What happens to the stock market when it's scaled back and Nvidia falls 10%? That's 7% of US GDP

>>60552550
Forgot a zero but you get the point. Everyone is just going on about Trump

>>60552544
ain't lookin' good

>>60552550
the confusing nerdy numbers don't matter in the current economy. if trump shills palantir its going to the moon, no fundamentals needed beyond that :)

>>60552559
I mean it would if people were predicting it's gonna happen lol, stock prices would crater.

>>60552598
when he mentions tariffs or anything else causing a dip you thank him and go all in on the dip. these years are an once in a lifetime opportunity

>/biz/ memes got front page of the AFR
Fucking lmao, nothing ever happens just went mainstream

>>60552378 (OP)
What are good stocks or ETFs to daytade? I was using spy but its too choppy and gay now.

long butts
short farts

>>60552620
link?

>>60552632
https://www.afr.com/chanticleer/investors-new-theory-is-nothing-ever-happens-it-s-dumb-and-genius-20250626-p5maod
or
https://archive.is/20250627001912/https://www.afr.com/chanticleer/investors-new-theory-is-nothing-ever-happens-it-s-dumb-and-genius-20250626-p5maod

also.. fuck
now that they're catching on, shit will start happening maybe
then again, even after trump learned about "taco", he didn't stop tacoing
who knows

>>60552620
lmao reminds me of when i used r*ddit to help shill gme early on and my r*ddit ended up being one of the named usernames on nbc news article lmao

ya winning SMG?

>>60552650
I mean, I am probably up 25% ytd, nothing glamourous

>>60552657
pretty good my guy

>>60552650
>he cut out the % because we'd be able to tell when he bought in

>>60552662
will also reveal my account size my dude

>put my life savings into the S&P500 right as it hit its recent low dip, by pure luck
>tfw I will have to get used to crabbing and year-long return windows instead of being on a rocket ship printing free money now that the market has stabilized
How do I kick the habit of opening my portfolio 10 times a day and getting mad/glad at minor movements

>>60552635
Pretty sure nothing ever happens started on /pol/ but yeah praise kek

https://warosu.org/biz/thread/60552378#p60552650

>>60552669
>How do I kick the habit
Stop doing it. You only reinforce the habit by doing it again. If you have no trades on there is nothing to check. Go outside and enjoy it.

>>60552701
Shit like spy is long term holding for sure. Anon could probably enjoy paper trading. Way better than going balls deep on options and blowing up 50k on a downturn
T. Expert

>>60552669
Open it 100 times.

Scary

>>60552650
up 500% on my soxl calls

>>60552669
Why would you want that stress, and massive under performance. I've turned 300k to 700k in 6 years doing quite literally nothing. I've been able to play vidya and chill in the sun reading while knowing I'm winning without doing a thing. The factors that actually influence wealth inequality (i.e. tax inequality) is not being addressed so nothing is going to change. Embrace the lazy, become rich while the world burns.

>>60552748
In other words you turned 300k into like 350k-400k in 6 years after inflation.
That's better than losing money but its not that exciting either...

Id rather all-in SSO.

I'm gleeful about bobos getting rekt.

>>60552769
>exciting
Just go do drugs if you want self destructive excitement. Investing is about staying on par or beating everyone else so you don't become poor over time, after inflation I return 12% a year, which is double what I set out to do.

Additionally inflation impacts everyone, including the rich, so its irrelevant. But for people who don't invest who are always falling behind, or people who put everything into SSO and fail miserably.

Been fucking around with stocks as I study for my SIE. Mostly focusing on ETFs I’m long on. Feel like I’m doing alright. Bit by bit lads.

>>60552779
>I'm gleeful about bobos getting rekt.

>>60552784
Good job. Slow, steady, no need to check your account 50x a day.

>>60552793
Thanks. Usually just dump a $50 or $100 on payday. Was big into day trading crypto back during covid but fuck that shit it’s exhausting and I barely turned a profit. Time to play the long game. Hopefully this turns into my sons house.

with a new ATH, tomorrow should be a pullback, right? everyone usually takes profits on friday in order to prepare for the next week.

>>60552783
Hard to fail miserably all inning SSO

>>60552783
>after inflation I return 12% a year, which is double what I set out to do.
nice bro

>>60552798
>yet another wall of worry post

>>60552784
i was a student through covid, thanks to covidbux i was able to graduate with enough money to pay off student loans lmao

>>60552800
Now add in the fees

>>60552813
what? me, worry?

look at the chart of BULL and HOOD.
tell me why shouldn't BULL be a repeat of HOOD? it's even got chink scam pump potential

>>60552822
?
Total returns are after fees

Thoughts on BBAI? It's still pumping overnight apparently. Wonder if it'll hit 10+ again.

Are you ready for the Asian Age /smg/?

>Citadel Securities embroiled in NWBO's Spoofing case in the QNTM Movement Network of interlinked CEOs from naked shorted companies getting revenge
Well well well, Kenny, been a fat and portly little market manipulator all over the place, have we!?

>>60552822
?????

>>60552960
love to drill her with my bwc while her asian cuck bf watches

>futures
https://youtu.be/gy2hB8cK1Lo?list=RDgy2hB8cK1Lo

>>60552951
If this goes anywhere it will take 20 years, most likely dismissed by a corrupt judge

>>60552982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVYYAVPth5M

>>60552991
Deliberation on discovery dispute revealing MM clients who have been spoofing is early next week, if not this week.

gonna hit up my bank tomorrow and transfer all of my CD money into GALT
if no news tomorrow then next monday we balls

>>60552625
UVXY

>>60553004
How come GME or its shareholders could take down Citadel for the fake stock and shorting scam?

I have no money left for puts

>>60553026
is this a scam?

>>60553067
>Leave the Multi-Trillion dollar Master Caymans account alone ser...
Why do you care?

>>60553074
don't worry bobo you just need one to pay out for The Big One®

>>60553079
>Why do you care?
these scum bags destroy good companies and drive down stawk prices on other good companies with fraud

Buy SBSW

>>60552455
Never ever buy Canadian stocks.

>>60553126
Look, I hate him as much as the next guy. But it is up 25% since he started shilling it.

>>60553164
>But it is up 25% since he started shilling it.
that's the trap.
He is one of the regulars on /cmmg/ where all they do shill shit pump and dumps. He is here looking for new suckers. Go ahead, go all in.

>>60553167
Look at their fundamentals. Still a x3 left.

Can NVDA keep climbing or is it time for SOXS?

>>60552508
>insists the technology is meant to augment, not replace, employees
This has been the line since the start of the industrial revolution.

>>60553176
back up the truck and buy that stock bro. Report back after you got rich and make fun of us.

>>60553185
Will do.

Bulls, I kneel, you were right all along.

Nothing ever happens.
Stocks only go up.
Money printers are going to spool up again.

The economy is an illusion, nothing matters - employment is just adult daycare and everything is subsidized with printed money. Literally nobody cares anymore, even at my Fortune 500 job - nobody does any real work, but somehow we all earn 6 figures despite barely making any sales during a 'recession'. Covid shut down the entire global economy for months, years even and not a single thing failed or stopped working. Its all fake, and the richest people on the planet are the ones close to those with access to infinite loans and government contracts. I've stopped believing in a meritocracy long ago, I've accepted that we live and die by printing fake numbers and dollars on a screen - and yet the world continues to turn.

>>60553194
So, what will you do now?

>>60553194
>and yet the world continues to turn.
Correct. Congratulations anon for seeing the world as it really is. Do not work yourself do death, spend time with friends and family, enjoy life, and shit post.

>>60552378 (OP)
sex with market forces

>>60553179
>>insists the technology is meant to augment, not replace, employees
>This has been the line since the start of the industrial revolution.
it does both, but yes AI is definitely meant to replace workers with something cheaper
That is half the equation.

>>60553194
>Covid shut down the entire global economy for months, years even and not a single thing failed or stopped working.
This. The system is able to function properly with only a fraction of human input. The plandemic has made that glaringly obvious.
>bubbles never pop
>corrections mean nothing if price does multiples in between them
>no retiree of 5 years or over has ever not drawn from their portfolios at ATH

Buy SBSW

>>60553237
In all seriousness, are you that brain damaged guy from /cmmg/ the one that had the mental breakdown spamming Bayhorse? I hope you got some help. Going back to /cmmg/ with other retards would be really good for you and you can stop shitting up this thread.

>>60553245
In all honesty, no. I'm not that guy.
You will never believe me, THOUGH.

>>60553194
>Stocks only go up.
I've been here since 2019. I've seen all sorts of things...
They literally only go up, and nothing can derail this train. Ever.
BUY ALL DIPS.

>>60553254
If only it would fucking dip, give me another spy 500 and my ass will be able to retire.

>>60553179
Yep and it results in less jobs and more responsibilities for each person. Forces people to be masters of all relevant trades.

>>60553179
>>insists the technology is meant to augment, not replace, employees
airplanes, cars, trains, bicycles, computers have created new sectors and new employment. Some people are naturally afraid of change, but change is inevitable and creates new jobs. Replacing retarded truck drivers with robo drivers will be a lot safer for everyone. No more DEI pilots or air traffic controllers.

>>60552455
tesla has the best ai dashcams in the world and they are shit

who bought their free money on monday?

>>60553296
why is it recovering

>>60553297
something called RSI

>>60553297
losing novo partnership that they got a month ago is a nothingburger

they'll probably up amazon prime to $20/month soon. and that's a good thing.

SPY 7 cents away from ATH

This company I´m holding has gone down 1% basically every post-market and then recovers back during trading hours, so basically nothing happens, gayest price action OAT.

>Futures

>>60553254
>They literally only go up
Until they don't.

I need coinbase to stop going up. This is ridiculous.

Missed the pump award.

heh they thought institutions are out but really they are buying harder than ever

>want to sell so i dont lose it all
>dont want to miss the trump pump

new SPY ATH just broke

Today ill buy and hold webull. Its near all time low.

>>60553395
We aren't in a bubble though, it's at most bubbly but valuations are pretty sane. You'd have to miss earnings hard for them to come down

>>60553414
Same. What's with the crazy low PE ratio?

beautiful morning for bullchads

>>60553415
>valuations are pretty sane
based on what

>>60553445
>AI (inb4 nothingburger, yeah sure, not going to argue heavily against that, still viable to believe it though)
>money supply increasing
>usd losing steam

>>60553422
The p/e ratio isn´t low. They reported Q1 2025 results recently. If we just take Q1 times 4 its a yearly profit of 115 million. Shares outstanding are 446 million. So EPS is like 0.26 meaning p/e is 43.5 or so. Maybe I´m missing something but my broker showed me p/e is 2.65 and EPS is 4. Would´ve piled in if true because that´s 35% yield, but it doesn´t seem to be the case.

Did NVIDIA single handedly catapult tech into a golden bull run?

>>60552832
I haven't followed BULL ever sinced they entered the market but i'm pretty sure they haven't changed meanwhile HOOD has

>HOOD
>own clearing firm
>expanding with its credit card
>able to trade with futures
>launched a desktop version for advanced traders
>revenue in the billions while BULL is in the millions

>BULL
>Apex clearing
>Chink UI (I also have moomoo which the UI is exact carbon copy. Even tried out a chinese crytpo exchange which UI is another carbon copy of moomoo and webull)
>social media like platform
>has more features than robinhood.
>operates in more regions than robinhood

Both are pretty good enticing new users at least that I remember. free stocks and referrals. Right now I don't see BULL catching up to HOOD in the near future until they announce some shit right fucking now. You're better off trading something else for now until that times comes.

major euphoria is building. earth shattering levels of fomo even

>>60553496
HOOD is tier 1 investment and I'm already in.

But i believe webull will go up sooner than later, they are aiming at literal third worlders and catering to those prints

>>60553501
you know the hype is on when even dax is running up. that almost never happens

>>60553503
I think so too. I have no skin in HOOD right now as 99.9% of my portfolio is in another stock but if I wasn't it would be in HOOD. simply the fact everyone and their moms is expecting HOOD to be included in the next SPY rebalance. Easy fucking money to made

>>60553496
hoods also only in usa unless something changed so they're limited a bit by that

What enabled ath on sp500 to be broken? I wasn't paying attention but I wouldn't expect it to happen without a reason

>bank turns off the selling side of the cheap leverage again
i dislike jews very much. lately they have been doing this so they goy wouldn't make too much

>>60553518
the excellent economy sir! big beautiful numbers lots of well paying jobs strong consumers and all that good stuff!

>>60553501
My body is ready.

>>60553445
Earnings

>>60553527
who the fuck is that impostor, thats not chud

>>60552625
Etfs are better for long term holding than day trading because you expect more long term growth and less short term instability.
There are leveraged etf's of course but if you want to daytrade individual stocks, options and contracts may be better because there is more movement with individual stocks, and you can make more precise predictions on information

nothing can stop the bull

and no taxes to further hype up the bull

I feel like you nothing ever happens people are jinxing the fabric of the universe
Stop it
I want something to happen

>>60553586
>I want something to happen
Things always happen but the effects carry out slowly over time and often aren't attributed to the happening anymore.

>>60553527
a 10% pullback isnt a crash you dumb normalfag

>>60553594
you're right! thats no ordinary crash, that would be the second holocaust.

Good morning NIGGERS

>>60553570
>trade truce
so literally nothing?
cant wait for markets to eat this shit up and do another +10% today

>>60553622
>literally nothing
Yes. Both sides have agreed to agree. Neither have moved to ship to the other what they agreed to. Doesn't seem like anything official has been formalized.
Top of the article:
>The China agreement sets out the terms laid out in trade talks between Beijing and Washington this year — a milestone after both sides have accused each other of violating the terms of previous handshake accords. Yet it still hinges on future actions by both nations, including China’s export of rare earth materials.
All the way at the bottom of the article:
>Commerce Department earlier this week telling energy companies they could load that petroleum gas on to tankers and ship it to China — but not unload it there without authorization.
>American firms reliant on those Chinese (rare earth) minerals are still waiting on Beijing’s approval for shipments.
https://archive.is/lfiYV

>>60552625
Just buy options if you want to gamble
Day trading is an easy way to lose all your money unless you are trading on insider info.

>market htis ATH in premarket
>0 volatility unlike april bottom
kek

>>60553611
gm swiftie

>>60553653
and people are saying best tech month ahead too

I am here to answer any options questions you have.

No, don't buy calls or puts.

>>60553649
More from cnbc
>Alfredo Montufar-Helu, senior advisor for the China Center at nonprofit think tank The Conference Board, said that while the development is encouraging, “it’s important to temper expectations.”
>He added that there was a lack of clarity on which rare earth export curbs will be relaxed, barring magnets.
>Montufar-Helu said that rare earths were vital for national security on both sides, and China will “likely continue constraining the trade in these goods.”
Literally nothing has changed.
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/27/china-us-agree-details-of-london-trade-framework-trade-agreement-beijing.html

>>60553661
That's good

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS well until it does that is

>>60553658
Correct, buy calls and puts. Strangles are guaranteed profit.

>>60552718
>log scale

So basically we 10x from here

holy fuck
another neon green day incoming
for no reason
i love stocks
i love money
i love girls

>>60553661
More info:
>“We just signed with China yesterday,” the president said at the White House on Thursday, without providing any details.
>The reality turned out to be far less exciting than what Trump represented.
>Shortly after, a White House official said the US and China had "agreed to an additional understanding for a framework to implement the Geneva agreement", in a reference to the trade talks that the nations held in May, when they first negotiated a truce, which was really just an agreement to continue negotiating
>In other words, the "deal" that was just signed was merely another reaffirmation that the two sides continue to talk about eventually sitting down to negotiate.
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/confusion-trump-says-deal-china-signed-yet-both-sides-violate-terms-ceasefire

>>60552635
>incredible drama
>orange man will ruin us in 2 more weeks
>some sandniggers got blown up
what else?

>>60553649
How is he so bad at this? The greatest dealmaker? China has no trust anymore. They know if they fulfill their part it is only a matter of time (probably seconds) til Trump changes his mind.

>but not unload it there without authorization.
Trump is the one who started that mess. He's supposed to give something first to calm things down again. He has to risk not getting back something in return at least once, but he can't. He's so distrustful, that he can't be trusted.

>>60553680
why does trump exaggerate shit all the time? doesn't he know that shit destroys credibility

GALTsissies i think a big dump is incoming today
no data for Q2 lmao

>>60553653
That's normal, all peak vol days are during v bottoms

>>60553693
That's the problem. There's no "bear vs bulls"

>>60553194
Everything important is automated, the wagecattle is not actually needed.

Greetings from Miami. I hate all of you. Good luck today

>>60553680
lmao

EU def bros... why are we dumping?

>check the share price of some stocks i sold a year ago
>+150%

>>60553783
muh healthy pullback the ta wizards say

>>60553783
Because euro investors are paper handed pussies

>>60552388
I noticed NoobAI really cooks the shit out of everything, even at low CFG. Not a problem anymore since using Dynamic CFG/Guidance limiter

Did you guys slurped RKLB? What's the next big pumped up crap? OKLO?

>>60553783
I'm not dumping (INDRA SISTEMAS +6%)

For me, it's TQQQ.

>>60553791
woulda shoulda coulda, irrelevant and bad for the mindset

>>60553845
I know, but I needed to vent. Meanwhile what I bought is stagnating hard.

OH GREAT MUMU CLAN

I HUMBLY REQUEST YET ANOTHER DAY OF SOXL RISING

MAY ALL BOBOS FALL

>futes

>futa

>>60553861
No one fucking tell bobo. He's not gonna be able to handle this.

>>60553809
reverse version

>foots

>>60553833
>>60553867
kek

>there are anons in this very thread still on sidelines or outright shorting

>>60553917
goddamn, asian women are so mid (at best)

When's the next dump I wanna buy some dips

It's time for me to go, goodbye frens

>>60553935

Pls no, there's so much to live for.

>>60553924
Shut your fucking mouth.

>>60553929
You may be waiting for a while anon

im gonna cum!

>>60553935
see you tomorrow

>>60552378 (OP)
Anon got so fed up with being fucked by the market that he decided to turn the tide

usd must be at all time lows by now. how the hell does it just keep falling every single day

>>60553989
Did you not check the dxy before making this statement? It's not even close to all time lows.

>>60553942
It do be like that

Buy Celsius

>>60553989
>>60554003
looks like it may have already found the low

>US Trsy Sec #Bessent: I think we could have trade wrapped up by Labor Day

>the 100th time

soon

>>60553855
BOBO IN SHAMBLES

>>60554055
dumbass bear here who went from 5 to 4 to 3 digit portfolio by retardedly betting against the clown market and being too greedy to cash out whenever i was right

when the fuck are these retail loons going to take profit??? i thought for SURE there would be a selloff led by, at least, institutional cowards the day we reached a new SPY ATH

>>60554047
Two more weeks

>>60554067
no selling. institutions got the slurp gear on too

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>60554067
Bobo which actually put his money where his mouth is? That's a rare spawn

Im too scared to buy more

Whatever the PCE may be, it's probably going to pump. Doesn't matter at this point

>>60554100
And it probably already leaked too

>Core PCE miss, 2,7% instead of 2,6%
>Last core PCE revised up from 2,5% to 2,6%
>Last PCE revised up from 2,1 to 2,2%

Oh who could have told since every PCE core got revised

>>60554096

>>60554113
>Update
Doesn't matter though, cause even though the market pumped on expectations for a july cut, it won't dump on lowerng expectations.

>US Personal Income (M/M) May: -0.4% (est 0.3%; prev 0.8%; prevR 0.7%)
- Personal Spending (M/M): -0.1% (est 0.1%; prev 0.2%)
- Real Personal Spending (M/M): -0.3% (est 0.0%; prev 0.1%)

Uhm, americans, are you ok?

>>60554096
>he isn't all in all the time

>>60554113
>>60554121
ULTRA bullish. Inflation going up means stocks have to go up to keep pace, and incomes going down along with GDP means that the Fed is pressured more to cut rates in spite of higher inflation. Bullbros stay winning.

>>60554127
nah 2022 soundly deBUNKED the "stock are an inflation hedge" theory

>>60554091
nothing? i read someone longed btc and eth with almost 200 million with insane leverage

Morning frens and Happy Fryday
>>60554121
We're spending less so we can dump more money into the stock market

the bears are getting desperate...

>EU trade deal with the US
>Digital Markets Act gets got
>all big US tech is free to do as they please, also no taxes
>in exchange no tariffs for car companies
EU cucked HARD, US stays winning

>>60554167
haha wtf thats so retarded... sad that eu has no desirable exports besides some cars and even those are being taken over by china

>>60554158
>unexpectedly
There was a retail data report a few days ago with -0,9%

>>60554167
Is that the US proposal to the EU?

>>60554167
They just don't want to get bunker busted like Iran boss.

>$MSFT | Microsoft’s AI Chip Effort Falls Behind - The Information

RIP MICROSHITS

>>60554196
suspiciously bearish news getting spammed today

today is our day GALTGays

im staying cash to capitalize the minute the weekly friday political insanity drops

>>60554203
huge gains there bro

>>60554197
They're gonna rug pull at about 1030. Retail is all in right now, and they're about to get the tel aviv little boy welcome.

>>60554208
What political insanity are you expecting that could possibly be worse than what we just had the past 2 weeks, which the market was completely unfazed by?

>>60554221
The guy just doesn't understand that everything is scripted, the market knows weeks in advance what's going to happen.

>>60554221
Trump tweeting that he actually hates Xi.

>>60554221
im just being ready to collect on the 30 minute long dip

>>60554224
If that was the case, why are institutional investors always making such stupid decisions? Like selling the bottom in April, buying the blow off top of gold and then fomoing back into equities after the recovery rally was already over? "the market" or "smart money" or whatever you want to call it seems to be way dumber this year than retail.

>>60554227
Just because it's scripted doesn't mean everyone knows it.

>>60554196
>MSFT just recovers
Truly nothing matters

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

>5 green days in a row
>sp above 6100
>friday
There's absolutely no way today also closes in green, r-right?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???

>>60554255
>
in fact the opposite

>>60554256
new ATH, that’s what

>>60554259
Dwyer's on it!

Imagine Umich report beating by 0,02 (60,7 instead of 60,5) We pump 2%

How come tesla has been getting beat down these past few days? is robotaxi that bad?

Here comes the crash, get fucked bulls.

>>60554267
Sell the news.

>>60554269
lol

>>60554264
i dont think anyone is paying attention to umich anymore

>>60554267
tesler just crabbing. holding it in reserve for further index pumping

>>60554267
They only ran 20 robotaxis with tesla fans yet managed to cause at least 4 reported incidents.

Took the L on my spy bear call, now let's wait for hood to drop and buy csps

>>60554290
lmao

>>60554286
oh no, the market can still pump on it.

>>60554286
lmao who the fuck believes this shit? boomers watching cnn?

>>60554286
bullshit. the american is always ready to consoom and armed with infinite credit cards

>>60554295
>jFlEOkOD
You deserve to be poor

finally sold my amazon calls
10@0.92 225c, sold 5 @ 1.10 and 5 @ 1.20
feels good to be rid of this shit, I bought them way too high
thanks pumpers
im still buying 0dte puts on the cheap

TSLA is such a fucking schizo stock.
I love it.

>>60554209
she's a slow starter, we'll get them in the next round

#GoldenAge boss

I got flagged as a pattern day trader and don't have $25k and now E-Trade won't let me buy, wtf do I do??

>>60554316
should have opened a cash account bro

>>60554319
Margin is so useful though

>>60554316
wow why are american brokers so crappy? mine doesn't give a fuck about my degen gambles

>>60554253
Based

>>60554316
switch to another platform and try trading less frequent to avoid the gay pdt rules

it's all so tiresome

>>60554316
deposit more money boss

>>60554322
if you don’t have 25k then thats your broker’s way of saying “stop being poor”

>>60554316
If you call or chat with them and explain it was a mistake they'll probably remove the flag as a one-time thing

Damn Nike ain’t that good still way down yoy and 1 billion in tariffs shit why do I do these gay options yes I thought 68 calendar would work fuck.

>>60554316
I've been trading dozens of times daily on an account I'm not supposed to recently, it's probably over for me

Oh no no no no PLTRsisters...

>>60554332
This, and you should also ask them if they can refund you on the losing trades you made boss.

next week on /smg/
please look forward to it

See, especially if crab hoe is holding you like a vice, never pull out.
So much more to gain by riding until the pump.

Casual V at ATH

>>60554356
buy every dip

can something good happen so we can dump already

>>60554338
it could drop by 1000% and I would still call it a healthy correction.

>>60554349
yeah looks like the market is over, might as well just sell today and wait for the fireworks sale boss.

>>60554356
We're gonna hit the fuckin' stratosphere probably end the day at 620.

>dax ahead of us
its like the market is rigged specifically against me

>>60554366
i sold naked 6/3 620 calls

>>60554377
kek, in 2 mins it's over for you.

>>60554369
if you consider that the EU is a few hours ahead of EST it becomes unforgivable that they didnt warn NYC when 9/11 was about to happen.
anyway, dont do drugs, kids!

>>60554377
Well people keep saying that something's gonna happen next week that'll cause a stock market crash so who knows.

>SOXL
WE
JUST
KEEP
WINNING

HIMS bros we won

>>60554377
there’s still time to buy them back (or double down and sell a shitload more)

aww i missed the pump, i was on my way to a job interview when i realized its at 11, not 9. couldn't check the market while driving cause there's a lot of more retards on the roads lately.

>>60554264

IT'S ACTUALLY 60,7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOTAL. BOBO. DEATH.

wtfwt?!

>>60554403
BETTER. THAN. EXPECTED.

>>60554411
and it pumps on it, LOL, the memes are real

Should i buy WBD in bulk? I always wanted to be a movie director.

>>60554403
>US Univ. Of Michigan Sentiment Jun F: 60.7 (est 60.5; prev 60.5)
- Current Conditions: 64.8 (est 63.2; prev 63.7)
- Expectations: 58.1 (prev 58.4)
- 1-Year Inflation: 5.0% (est 5.1%; prev 5.1%)
- 5-10 Year Inflation: 4.0% (est 4.0%; prev 4.1%)

Bobos assume the position
NOW..

Consoooomer sentiment is fake and gay (except when the numbers are positive)

>>60554366
>>60554356
why do you think we're going to pump

Every day the jews on wallstreet give me free money. It's just such a nice feeling.

>>60554430
because Americans are the richest people in the world and will continue to pour trillions into every dip using savings they didn't know they had

>>60554332
I had to call them and do a little goy dance and they removed it

>>60554316
>I got flagged as a pattern day trader
Unironically, why are american brokers like this?

why is vix rising lol fuck this market, this bubble has a film of fucking vanadium

holy fuck i just closed the best trade of my fuckin life

>>60554430
There's no resistance, it'll go until it can't anymore.

>>60554167
>No link to source
Post disregarded.

>>60554447
Well what then?

>>60554440
Good goy just don't do it again, you hear?

>>60554456
ill post details in next thread

why gongo up? have I missed something?

>US consumer sentiment rose sharply in June to a four-month high and inflation expectations improved notably as concerns eased about the economic outlook and personal finances

lol, it's worse than all of 2024 when the average was about 70

don’t tell me i just sold my put in disgust at the new ath

Do we buy bull or no?

>>60554459
So you have an announcement to make?
>peepeepooppoop

>>60554457
Of course, sir, never again. Glory to Israel

>>60554468
oh my god fuck off NOW it starts dumping

>>60554461
Economy is fake and gay and stocks only go up

do you know what happens after new ATHs

It's over.

>>60554483
Another all time high?

>>60554483
a slight pullback before shooting higher

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

>>60554483
butt stuff?

>>60554468
>>60554479

is PLTR going to rebound immediately like it always does after a spike down

or is it a trap this time now that i see the pattern

>>60554479
you brought this on yourself bobo

>>60554487
not bad

>>60554496

>>60554503

gold is collapsing thats a good sign

Bought BULL. Its near support. Either it goes below 9.5 or gets China scam pumped.

>>60554338
Hmm, I wonder what's goin-
>On Thursday, during the pre-market segment on CNBC’s Mad Money, Cramer made a bold bet on Palantir (PLTR), calling it a “$200 stock masquerading as $144”
Oh.

Did all bakers die or what?

>>60554521
they all shorted, and got btfo

>>60554521
its up to you to become the baker

>>60554515
I wouldn't buy because WeBull sounds like a chinese company in the first place.

Why does this shit even have to crab? Why are bullmarkets this gay? Give us some volatility at least

>>60554538
the bulls are sleeping and bears taking over

this SOXS falling knife is never going to land

>>60554543
why buy soxs when you can buy uvxy instead

>>60554543
says the anon with shredded fingers

NEW

>>60554560
>>60554560
>>60554560

NEW

>>60554555
>>60554555
this was the first made /smg/

>>60554563
>>60554571
i hate that you retards have to compete for the op

>>60554589
they do it for free

>>60554571
Fuck off /pol/troon

>>60554571
Why didn't you link it in this thread?

>>60554563
>REAL THREAD

>>60554560
>>60554560
>>60554560

>REAL THREAD
>>60554563

>>60554601
Because they are a bait posting /pol/troon tourist. Fuck that thread. It will get deleted for off topic NSFW OP.

>>60554441
It’s a regulation which stops retards from panic selling multiple times a week anytime their assets go into the red.

>>60554641
yup. they do this because it takes a high IQ to panic sell and their bar for a high IQ is like $20K in your account. pretty retarded

>>60554397
I sold my stock leap

>>60554483
nothing

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