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Chud Anon ID: cUAq7HCy
6/27/2025, 4:30:05 AM No.60552983
billy
billy
md5: 5cefd101f0a54c8d09ef1197aa8f7d03🔍
And these "Link Marines"? Oh my God... these psychos! They're like flat earthers with a marketing budget.

Every time the price drops 90% they're like, 'It’s just consolidating, bro corporate partnerships are incoming.'

Five years! ZERO price action! I’ve had houseplants do more in that time.

It’s like watching paint dry… and then the wall falls on your portfolio.

And who the hell is Sergey?! I don’t trust any guy named Sir Gay unless he's waxing my balls in Tiajuana.

And now they got this whole Staking v0.2 Beta Preview Deluxe Whatever. If you gotta release your product in fractions, it ain’t ready!

Meanwhile, it’s been five years of 'This is it, Marines! Flippening incoming!' Yeah... you flipped your portfolio upside down and set it on fire.

At this point, I trust my fuckin dog more than I trust Chainlink data feeds. At least he barks when someone’s lying.
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Sage ID: Mkj1xLp7
6/27/2025, 4:31:41 AM No.60552994
>>60552983 (OP)
>married a ‘boon

Yeah, sage in all fields
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Anonymous ID: +uSVFVNz
6/27/2025, 4:31:59 AM No.60552995
>>60552983 (OP)
Based ChatGPT
Anonymous ID: QFzdAsRn
6/27/2025, 5:00:54 AM No.60553065
>>60552983 (OP)
straight from the mouth of a cuck
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Anonymous ID: SYmlzAJY
6/27/2025, 5:02:49 AM No.60553069
>>60552983 (OP)
>>60553065
>cUAq id
kek fuddies
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Anonymous ID: QFzdAsRn
6/27/2025, 5:05:50 AM No.60553077
>>60553069
lol whoa I didnt even notice that! kek. you just love to see it
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Anonymous ID: 1iXpTidb
6/27/2025, 5:08:06 AM No.60553086
Kek baggies
Anonymous ID: SYmlzAJY
6/27/2025, 5:08:36 AM No.60553087
>>60553077
checked
Anonymous ID: 9hifGbjW
6/27/2025, 5:10:13 AM No.60553096
>>60552983 (OP)
>discovering bill burr in 2025
normalfags make me so fucking sick
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Chud Anon ID: cUAq7HCy
6/27/2025, 5:13:43 AM No.60553110
>>60553096
Nah I liked him back when he was funny (before Nia)
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Anonymous ID: 9hifGbjW
6/27/2025, 5:16:22 AM No.60553117
>>60553110
I swear I have a super power of getting (you)'s from 1pbtid tards
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Anonymous ID: mCtqsDlw
6/27/2025, 7:19:18 AM No.60553335
2025_06_27_02.16.17
2025_06_27_02.16.17
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>>60552983 (OP)
> I showed my chainlink to this old lady and she took her diapers off and set them on fire
I don't know why.
Chud Anon ID: cUAq7HCy
6/27/2025, 7:19:32 AM No.60553337
1746555767330992
1746555767330992
md5: 7b95eb9f1a721eeb77e9ea96c73670b7🔍
>>60553117
I don't even know or care what that means, but congrats!
Anonymous ID: iBEhdnnw
6/27/2025, 9:26:25 PM No.60555663
>>60552983 (OP)
hey bill why did you marry a NIGGER
Anonymous ID: LpWXp1o2
6/27/2025, 9:38:06 PM No.60555715
1751052921230
1751052921230
md5: 3591272311610865848557cc03beb3c8🔍
>chainlink is just one podcast away from the best price action you've ever seen
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Anonymous ID: QFzdAsRn
6/27/2025, 10:05:29 PM No.60555870
>>60555715
three fat slobs and a tranny
Anonymous ID: 0Uz/Qkkq
6/28/2025, 7:19:56 PM No.60558542
we are gonna make it
Anonymous ID: PuvxUoz0
6/29/2025, 11:54:48 AM No.60560291
>>60552994
>If you gotta release your product in fractions, it ain’t ready!
true. staking v0.1 is not even staking, it's just the redistribution schema that shitcoins are doing. that's just false advertising
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Anonymous ID: mysdUc37
6/29/2025, 12:11:30 PM No.60560323
>>60560291
That's how ETH staking was for the first three years.
Hell that's how Solana staking still is to this day.
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Anonymous ID: mysdUc37
6/29/2025, 12:16:31 PM No.60560334
>>60560323
>that's how Solana staking still is to this day.
Five years in btw