>redditors are literally millionaires while 4channers are just a bunch of broke ass chumps

Chudbros, how do we cope?

>>60556238 (OP)
Redditors as an aggregate can not be millionaires, because most are glowing bots, and bots don't own the money yet.

>>60556238 (OP)
This place is just bobo threads and other worthless shite.
I hate twatter but if you wanna make bank you’re better off risking your sanity over there. It’s been like that for a while.

>integrity is worth more

>>60556267
> posting on a friday night

>edit/link accounts

My bank also lets me track stuff and add it to my net worth even though I don’t have it

>>60556286
7pm is early to be out on a friday unless you're 65

Why did that post get 1.2k updoots? Some random stranger is bragging about being well off and people are encouraging his bragging? It's as absurd to me as going to a neighbor that I've never talked to to tell him I just had sex. Except instead of being weirded out by this he gets all happy. I'm trying to understand the reddit mind.

I am 33 years with 15k

I foolishly put my money in plywoodbox equity (200k) and have recently learned thsi doesn't count and I am even poorer than I thought

>>60556238 (OP)
Redditors may be millionaires, but not being a redditor is priceless

>>60556238 (OP)
Yeah. There are those with that networth on reddit. Reddit is a normie website, there are more people there than on /biz/. You can check out /henryfinance. Loads of high mw high income people there.

>>60556498
Reddit is literally filled with upvote bots that simulate engagement.

A while ago some YouTubers were doing an expose on /r/politics and other subs like that and uploading dead links with titles like “Donald Trump goes on a Racist Tirade” and they’d get thousands of upvotes.

>>60556529
what about /henryfinance

>>60556238 (OP)
By posting pictures of us holding a piece of paper in front of our monitors with our net worth written in it. I'd help but I am not rich at the moment. Ket and Pepe will make me very rich in the near future, though, so please someone else do it while I wait. Thank you.

>>60556267
I tried going there and it felt just like reddit. it's actually gross

>>60556238 (OP)
Redditors are scanning for the next meta, 4channers are worshipping the glory days of shitlink

>>60556510
You said it perfectly

>>60556540
I’ve never heard of that sub

>>60556238 (OP)
I'm doing ok

>>60556861
Damn,you got nore bch than me?!

>>60556861
>using wallets that have leaked customer data

I have 1.5M and /biz/ and 4chan in general is definitely not a place you can get this
/biz/ is actually the complete opposite with boomer rock, gme and bbby cuck generals and shitcoins galore

I've had a minor setback but I'm on my way ;)

>goes to a website known for its userbase making shit up constantly
>finds a post where someone tries making themselves look like a millionaire
>takes this as proof redditors are millionaires

>>60556930
Could you recommend a good place to learn or pick up better alpha? Missed out on the original days of crypto and I feel like its passed me by now with how /biz/ is

>>60556238 (OP)
guys like him just hit the front page
the average redditor works retail and spends his excess on goodie bags and gummy bears

>>60556238 (OP)

Comparison is the thief of joy

>>60556261
How is it possible that bots can be given the right to ownership?

>>60557015
what about /henryfinance

>>60556267
People say this but who do you even watch on Twitter for info that isn't just jeet advertising or the same shitcoin airdrop spam over and over?

>>60556238 (OP)
>ITT: brokies.

>>60556943
how did you achieve this?

>>60556238 (OP)
All you need to do is say "cool MS paint project" and they'll make 10 more posts committed to proving you wrong.
Then say "nice larp" and walk away while their blood pressure rises.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh2lrgl9T4M

>>60556286
Yes and comfy in bed whist posting.
>>60556785
I agree I only lurk now I stopped using it properly back end of last year. It’s fucking insufferable and soulless. But big money was made there 2023-24 that’s for sure
>>60557068
There are some decent bigger accounts amongst the horse shit and jpeg pajeets. Just start following people and see who they interact with/follow and go from there.

>>60556238 (OP)
> Hi fellow redditards, look I am a millionaire now
> oh wow how did you do it?
> Here is a website (secret ad) that i use to make all this money
> Insert scam company and start harvesting peoples info and scamming them

why are people this dumb?

>>60556238 (OP)
Massive amounts of NEET salt here. Nice thread, OP

>>60556861
*hacks your trezor*

>>60557090
A decent paying career, no kids, and heavily investing in stocks and crypto for the last 10 years

>>60557212
how would you do that hmmmmm?

>>60556238 (OP)
Reddit is so mainstream now I bet that's a 50 something person taking a cellphone picture of their online brokerage for upsagans. Think about how insane that is. Would your grandparents do something like that?

>>60556238 (OP)
rob them

>>60557290
normalize *clap* robbing *clap* redditors *clap*

>>60556238 (OP)
Most people with high net worth have most of it in illiquid assets like their home and retirement funds. They basically can't access it until they are old retired boomers

>>60556499
>Plywood box equity
Wtf does this mean?

>>60556928
The wallets haven't, the promotional email list was hacked.

>>60557832
I means bought a house and chuds have told me that the equity doesn't count

>>60556261
cope

>>60556267
>>60556238 (OP)

4chan has good Alpha, but it's not going to be its own thread. You gotta find a few posts within a thread itself.

>>60556540
>>60556529
yes, reddit is 97% astroturfed (or higher).
the porn and hookup subreddits are really bad.

>>60557308
how is that a bad thing? You shouldn't take any of it out until you absolutely can't put anymore in.

>>60556238 (OP)
he hit 5m in reddit gold lol

>>60556238 (OP)
an Indian, no less!

>>60559514

>>60556861
>>60556861
any chance you want to diversify and invest in me to help me launch a landscaping business now that the mexicans are getting deported? i already got my business cards and lawn tools that i use on some neighbors houses but i cant get mobile yet because ive been saving up for a pickup truck and trucks are fucking ridiculuously expensive right now i just need like maybe 8k for a reliable 20 year old ford ranger or something. thats like the cheapest truck you can get that isnt total shit. boomers literally ask $30,000 for their 1989 tacomas. the truck market is so fucked right now i dont know how small business anons are getting started

>>60559514
>rapeex37j00f1.jpeg
did you edit this?

>>60556238 (OP)
im not rich but with the amount properly diversified I literally don't have to worry about it for a decade and it will continue to grow
funny enough I am more pleased to see red than green nowadays because that signals buying opportunity
but yeah, I don't worry too much about this kind of things, playing the long game

>>60559787
holy fuck good eye LOL https://old.reddit.com/r/pools/comments/1kjjbf2/took_5_months_but_finally_done_here_we_go_summer/

>>60559815
>rape ex 37 jew
it's real

>>60558558
It is really bad, and they seem to exist solely as some sort of pipeline into weird fetish shit since the more normal hookups are trashed to hell with bots and scammeds forcing you into weird fetish subreddits for real humans.

>>60559139
It's much better to have all your many millions of dollars of wealth in stocks and cash, so you have immediate high liquidity. You can actually live like a rich person when you are younger. You don't even need to own a home or car if you don't want, just rent fancy ones. The stocks also provide passive income from dividends on top of regular income for even more spending power.

People who keep all their millions of wealth in illiquid retirement funds and their houses live like normie plebs until they are old retired boomers, then they start spending like crazy after they get their lump sum to make up for the fact they are about to die. In the mean time they can jerk off and cope to the big number on their computer screen on Reddit.

>>60556238 (OP)
Redditors lie daily for attention this is nothing new

>>60559139
>Why should you be able to use the wealth you've built any time you want?
Slave-minded cattle. I actually despise you.

>>60556499
You can't access your equity without borrowing against it or downsizing.
Nobody downsizes before retirement

>>60556238 (OP)
>be multimillionaire
>still don’t know how to screencap
Virgin ledditor

>>60556861
how long have u been holding for?
i had what would have been 300mm in bitcoin and i planned to hold it for 10 years, but the harddrive got cooked in a house fire. i still have the burnt remains in a case kek
fortunately my income is so high it doesnt matter
>>60559718
service businesses are good for experience but you can't scale them, it's unreasonable. always move to gray-hat finance or some marketing scam or if you have very high tastes in things flip views (not houses, remember this, flip VIEWS)

>>60558504
True dat nigga

>>60559872
(((who))) benefits from it?
I'm sure some are just jeet scammers but a lot are rather sophisticated bot programs, with detailed bios, even faked pictures. They're usually pretty lazy - check for "snap/insta" or whatever, and the usernames don't match.
But it's downright.. WEIRD that SOMEONE is doing it.

>>60557212
>trezor literally sits airgapped and unpowered in a vault
>phone app only has the public addresses

ok lmao

>>60560400
damn checked and wtf do you do?

>>60560400
Based fidelity Chad

Anyways you know there are Bitcoin recovery services and HDD recovery services too right? I'd get the drive looked at sooner than later, I'd try a drive recovery service,.might be $20k+ but probably worth it

>>60556238 (OP)
>keeping your wealth in fiat and not gold
He'll get rugpulled by the bank/government eventually and have nothing to show for it.