Resume - /biz/ (#60558568) [Archived: 804 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: i5eaUGlb
6/28/2025, 7:32:06 PM No.60558568
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I have a shit resume, only menial jobs and a gap as of late. What do you guys suggest I do? Lie? I'm barely scraping by, don't have the means to invest in myself as much as I'd like. If I can even land a 60k job I'd be satisfied for now.
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Anonymous ID: WnW0aq+e
6/28/2025, 7:35:37 PM No.60558578
>>60558568 (OP)
>If I can make 20k more than the median income I'll be satisfied.
I'd hope so. Would be embarrassing if you couldn't get by with 60k.
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Anonymous ID: x1xKly1u
6/28/2025, 7:40:20 PM No.60558590
>>60558568 (OP)
>What do you guys suggest I do? Lie?
Yes. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and do what you have to to survive.
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Anonymous ID: 9e8RktRJ
6/28/2025, 8:38:55 PM No.60558760
I don't even make resumes anymore I just firm handshake and talk shop for like 5 minutes and I'm hired everytime
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Anonymous ID: 1tEqgCP1
6/28/2025, 10:39:55 PM No.60559066
>>60558760
Based retro wagie.
Anonymous ID: 5gHV4wTf
6/28/2025, 11:27:04 PM No.60559127
>>60558568 (OP)
everyone lies to a certain extend. its expected and part of the "game". by not lying you are only fucking yourself. most people learn what they have to do in the first few months once they have the opportunity.
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Anonymous ID: i5eaUGlb
6/29/2025, 1:22:14 AM No.60559306
>>60558578
Oh yeah, I don't have much consumerist hobbies or vices it's more so affording my needs without ripping my hair out.
>>60558590
I'm trying not to, it's more about the situation itself making me feel powerless but I'm not completely hopeless.
>>60559127
True.
Anonymous ID: 54b6LNNt
6/29/2025, 1:24:10 AM No.60559314
>>60558590
Fuck this guy. Who want to live as a Slave. Begin stealing from the Banks and Government Supply Depots. Steal from the Parasites who steal from us.
Anonymous ID: hDYOA5Ex
6/29/2025, 9:19:08 AM No.60560096
>>60558760
>I just firm handshake and talk shop for like 5 minutes and I'm hired everytime
Online work social media and labor platforms are basically dying because no one can get jobs on them. The endless ghost job spam is actually starting to hurt the bottom lines of the companies that keep doing it.
Anonymous ID: mWrpS+1a
6/29/2025, 9:33:19 AM No.60560114
>>60558568 (OP)
Completely fabricate your resume and then rehearse to yourself the fake experience.

I literally mean google monsters 100 most frequently asked job questions and rehearse your fake experience out loud until you believe it yourself.
>tell me about a time you had to meet a deadline at work
*tell them a fake scenario where an employee called out and you had to strategically allocate personnel and resources to xyz priorities at fake job A*

Especially since ChatGPT is a thing there’s zero excuse. You could literally fabricate any job experience (within reason).

I became a supervisor just by showing up everyday and asking a lot of questions and showing curiosity about how things worked which suggested I was engaged and willing to learn so when the position opened I was promoted.

Now I realize I can do virtually any job in generic corporate America that only requires you not to give women the ick and make people like you if at worst be ok with you around.