Sell me this pen.

>>60559135 (OP)
This pen is going to be worth 10x in the next few years because of limited supply and... like blockchain and shit.

t.cryptotads

>>60559135 (OP)
it was in a 22 year old blonde woman's pussy just a few minutes ago. she has huge tits, too.

>>60559143
I can't...I can't even recall... it's been long...too long

>>60559135 (OP)
This pen is created by a fat russian big mac enthusiast.

>>60559135 (OP)
This pen is going to be the standard for onchain finance

>>60559135 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dLqn4WEzzhM

>>60559135 (OP)
It's not for sale.

>>60559135 (OP)
No. It’s mine now.

>>60559135 (OP)
I stick this pen in my anus every night and sucking on it will make you immortal. Legend has it that it belonged to King Arthur. Normally this historical and anal relic costs $122,450, but for you, just by the time you give me the answer, it will be $4.50. So will you buy it ?

>>60559186
Keks in Teleshop

>>60559135 (OP)
it was in a 17 year old thai ladyboy's bussy a few minutes ago

>>60559192
I feel like this is LINK's special technique. But I should have added: you are a truly special being, because you discovered this pen, buying it will make you rich and will let you into a closed club that THEY don't want you to be part of. Suck it in front of me, my bunny.

>>60559135 (OP)
ok, how much do you offer for it?

>>60559135 (OP)
>Sell me this pen.
Give me your money or I'll blow your brains out!

>>60559326
$0. i can just rip a bic from any bank lobby

>>60559334
Based

>>60559135 (OP)
you can shove it up your ass faggot

>>60559143
>22
>assuming I'm into geriatrics.

>>60559135 (OP)
Honestly this movie didn't teach me how to be rich at all

>>60559135 (OP)
The future of DeFi. No rugs just good vibes and up only. Dev is cooking - yesterday he did a spaces with 7 listeners and his last project hit 2m. Staking coming soon. This is the next fartcoin. Pajeets are out and chads are in.

>>60559498
Of course not. It's point was to make you degen.

>>60559598
I just spent the whole movie insulting how degen they were kek

>>60559135 (OP)
No. I don't want to.

>>60559428
aight, sold... i already have plenty of pens on in my house so you can keep it, enjoy it

>>60559135 (OP)
jim cramer says that pen has no value

>>60559143
>>60559675

these two would make me buy instantly

>>60559135 (OP)
please buy the pen, I am a very sad, small man.

>>60559135 (OP)
It has Bell Dolphin's underboob sweat smell.

>>60559135 (OP)
the SEC is showing you a thick, ironclad contract that could abolish your list of crimes and let you back into the market, Jordan
but I hold the pen that you need in order to sign all that shit

>>60559135 (OP)
there are newer pens that write better, but this particular one has the most antique design that is still being used, and only 21 million of them will ever be made
I won't sell you one pen for less than 107 thousand dollars and you are a complete fucking moron if you don't own one of these

>>60559675
kek

>>60559135 (OP)
Yo nigga you need to cop you this pen right here real fast, shit.

>>60559135 (OP)
This pen is scratch and sniff and smells like a pack of freshly opened Yugioh cards.

>>60560203
>This pen is scratch and sniff and smells like a pack of freshly opened Yugioh cards

>>60559135 (OP)
It solves the Oracle problem.

>>60559135 (OP)
the pen keeps bears (bobo's) away

>>60559135 (OP)
It's a pen, but I can also be used as a pen