your monthly wage couldnt afford one bottle of champagne at this wedding. how does that make you feel wagie?

He married an ugly bitch, why do richoids have the worst taste

>>60559552 (OP)
It truly doesn’t make me feel anything at all

>>60559552 (OP)
each of my girlfriends was hotter so I don't care and besides I have time for myself

>>60559552 (OP)
>>60559557
>>60559559
>>60559560

She looks like a literal demon.

>>60559552 (OP)
>white dress
she has been through more miles of cock than he has in dollars

>>60559566
This is shopped right?

>>60559557
He's short and bald so really knock 4-5 figures of off his net worth to see what he can really pull.

>>60559566
Imagine waking up at 4.50am with that next to you on the pillow.

Crank yankers puppet lookin ahh

>>60559624
..but it's shopped? Right?

>>60559610

>>60559624

>>60559648
Kek

>>60559566
BOGGED
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>>60559557
Look up her history and credentials. He married because she's extremely fun and social to be around, not because of her looks. Without a woman like her, he would be just another single tech billionaire nerd wanking into a flannel every night.

>>60559557
They're gay degenerates. They need women who can keep secrets (she's in on it).

>>60559552 (OP)
How much was the champagne?

>>60559566
>>60559566
>>60559624
Imagine paying for a bunch of celebrities to be your friend.

>>60559552 (OP)
feels good because its motivation to work harder to become a billionaire

>>60559704
Wtf is this schizo nonsense? Who's that person in the upper left corner, and who tf is Douglass evil person?
Google returns zero results.

>>60559727
>doesn't know Douglas Evil
>The Count of Berlin
>The royal puppeteer
>Angel Financier of Gladio kill squads
>the primark of Bohemian Grove
>Head of the Lizard Court
>NGMI

>>60559552 (OP)
What champagne costs $14k a bottle?

>>60559552 (OP)
don't really feel any way about it, we're all gonna die no matter how you live, a monthly wage bottle of champagne isn't gonna change that.

>>60559759
Probably a large-format Ace of Spades or Dom Perignon

>>60559552 (OP)
awesome, im not part of the money wasting crew

>>60559662
>women
>extremely fun

Lmfao.

>>60559566
Jeff is KING GOONER

>>60559662
She really doesn't have any interesting credentials or accomplishments, I bet she's fun tho

>>60559662
that's my guess too. she was popular here on LA news tv. the celebrity insider type.

Countdown to the divorce

>>60559552 (OP)
so they overpay for the champagne. cool
I don't get it though. why is she as ugly as his ex wife?

jidf rats itt

>>60559933
checked

He married a tranny

>>60559552 (OP)
>>60559557
I honestly think the answer to this is that she lets him fuck whoever he wants to fuck. They must have some sort of agreement. In fact she probably participates and finds him young clean women who want to fuck Jeff (in exchange for money, etc. of course).

My best guess is that she's basically a female pimp for him and saves him the hassle of dealing with unknowns, i.e. random gossipy women, blackmail, ultimatums, monetary demands and all that. He feels comfortable with her at a personal level enough to charge her with satisfying his sexual and domestic desires, thus she's his wife. Probably a smart move on his part. It'd save a lot of headaches and hassle

>>60559557
She's not ugly, just completely bogged with plastic surgery which is an abomination unto nature.

>>60560011
This sort of loyalty is worth more than any hot sexy young woman, by the way. Bezos has locked down a female pimp and a soldier, basically an employee whose duty is fulfilling Bezos' sexual desires on a whim.

Lots of dumb poor retards can't comprehend this and would prefer to marry some pretty young thing, ending in an extremely costly divorce in a few years time. Love can express itself in lots of ways. If you're a billionaire, a loyal bogged soldier foid who will happily recruit other nubile concubines of all shapes and sizes to satisfy any sexual craving on a whim is worth her weight in gold. And marrying her is basically locking her down to a nondisclosure contract.

>>60560011
>>60560061
damn that's a lot of thought put into your own delusional fantasy

>>60560066
It's obviously true, Bezos is richer than past empires. And plus it's worth expressing so people like you who don't even know you're alive have something to ponder.

>>60560069
ya except one problem with your 'theory'
>Richest man, richer then empires as you say, can't bag young girls whenever he wants? he could have 1000 spoiled sugar babies and barely dent his pocket change
>MARRY
ya that's not what you do if you want to cheat all the time, especially if rich
>"you see your honor my ex wife agreed to let me bang young pussy, so you can't give her half my wealth"
okay... good plan.

>>60560072
You didn't read anything I wrote, and judging by your post, you're probably ESL

Do me a favor - kill yourself immediately

chudlords in here just see her as some ugly old hag.
but bezos probably had a oneitis crush on her for 30 years. she was an "it" girl.

>>60560095
>oneitis crush on a fucking ugly plastic old bimbo
Grim.

did workers get a day off if they came to clap?

>>60559662
>>60559878

I've never heard of her before Bezos got divorced. Who she?

>>60559552 (OP)
She is so fucking bogged bros I dont care how loyal she is or if she was a virgin, 0/10 wouldnt marry

>>60559566
Crazy how the dump it guy became a tranny and got married to besos

>>60559662
>she's extremely fun and social to be around,
nigga just get a male friend if you want this

>>60559552 (OP)
>what 220B gets you
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>>60561902
get a load of this queer

>>60559557
she isnt ugly, she is just 55 years old and omegabogged like the other anon said. look up pictures of her young, in her 20s and 30s, she was a supercutie

>>60559552 (OP)
dudes gonna lose another 50%

coomers never learn

>>60559552 (OP)
I'm taking more pleasure out of a fresh glass of sugar free 7up with a squeeze of lemon than he's ever gonna get from whatever he puts in his mouth

>>60559557
He loves her personality and she lets him be with other women so her looks are secondary

>>60559557
tbf he looks like her human sized dildo, I don't think she is the ugly one in here

>>60559662
she is probably fun for him, but if he didn't meet her, he would still be with his ex wife, not single

>>60560061
also, Bezos is old and smart (I don' like him, but he isn't stupid like Musk), which means he isn't like some horny teenager who only thinks about fucking. Usually, stupid people think with their dicks more and intelligent ones can get attracted to someone, but only physical bodies do little for them.

>>60559566
>Didn't take his last name
Oh no no no

>>60559557
She’s a Latina and she’s probably got extremely tough to beat skills in the bedroom

>>60559552 (OP)
My monthly income (not a wagie) affords me (among other things) a beautiful wife, who doesnt look like she stuck her head in a hornets nest.

>>60559552 (OP)
He looks like a robot PeeWee Herman