What would you do if you had 300k?

buy a house in Kansas

I have that now in tether waiting for a decent domp which we haven't got yet because saylor keeps max bidding the top

>>60564188 (OP)
Self improvement
Rent seeking
Piano lessons

That's about it, nothing else seems that meaningful besides being healthy, stable and getting busy with a hobby
What else am I supposed to do?

Drive a fancy car to nowhere so I can impress fags I don't know?
Fuck gold diggers that'll make me feel nihilistic about women for a few minutes if pleasure?

>>60564188 (OP)
Kill myself.
My answer would be the same if it was 300m

>>60564188 (OP)
Id probably buy 1 kg of gold and live of dividends someplace cheap with the leftovers

>>60564188 (OP)
I have 300k I just have it invested

>>60564188 (OP)
retire and spend my life in poor but ok countries like spain and korea

Spend it, probably.
I don't like just having money.

bump

>>60564188 (OP)
Get an apartment and use the rest for rent, maybe invest in some gold

>>60564188 (OP)
that's not 300k

>>60564188 (OP)
get 6 surrogates and insatiate them with my sperm the highest quality eggs.

>>60564188 (OP)
150k into Roth IRA, 150k to buy a duplex, move into one unit rent the other. Work my job, sell the duplex in 2-4 years, upgrade to a tri or quadplex, rinse and repeat until I retire.

>>60564188 (OP)
buy some land, hire an architect, make a house according to my desires that should include=
-1 fully equipped gym with mirrors in the walls
-1 sauna room (self explanatory)
-1 gooning room (walls full of screens, highly insulated from sounds so i can hear porn on max volume, 1 rotating gooning bed chair in the center, 1 gooning sensory deprivation tank full of screens inside so i can watch futanari hypno shit and cum hands free while I'm high on magic mushrooms and 100mg viagra
-1 room for my mom, god bless my mom, i hope you anons remember to tell your mothers that you love them

>>60564188 (OP)
Buy a nice rolex

>>60566553
based

>>60564188 (OP)
>>60566417
Use all of the money to hire private investigators to identify the group of discord trannies who make these threads

>>60564188 (OP)
pay debts, buy house

>>60564188 (OP)
move somewhere nice, possibly US or JP, buy a small home and a bike and a dog

>>60564188 (OP)
id go "dang thats cool"

>>60564188 (OP)
Buy my first house

>>60564188 (OP)
Meh. I reached that milestone over 5 years ago.

I'd probably just spend it all on stupid stuff. It's not a big deal.

>>60564188 (OP)
Quit work, use 50k as support for a year trying to sort my life out.
200k into property.
50k into BTC.

>>60564188 (OP)
>$10k on a used car
>$130k link
>have a full time chef

>>60564188 (OP)
put it on platforms like Pendle and Haven1 for passive income

Buy addepar.

>>60566933
>-1 gooning room
>-1 room for my mom
that same room tho

>>60564188 (OP)
>Pay off my remaining mortgage
>Go back to college

>>60564188 (OP)
I would buy large chunks of cheap land with no zoning laws and create a community filled with affordable housing to help people get on the property ladder. Obviously, this community would be mostly telecomuters at first, and this land would be within at least a 90-minute drive of an established city.

>>60568015
The second protocol has better yields

>>60564188 (OP)

Sell it.

>>60564188 (OP)
Checked, well I'm a bit upwards of 300k liquid worth and 90% of that value is tied to Bitcoin. I don't know what else to do

>>60564188 (OP)
use my w2 to qualify for a mortgage with the least amount down possible, put the 300k into spyi so the dividend covers the payments. refi in a few years.

call the bank, fidelity, and etrade and demand to know where the fuck all my money went.

none sarcastically I'd buy somewhere to live if you dont own property. If you do, 6 months of emergency fund, which you probably have already because owning property is just an IQ test. If 300k landed in my lap today I'd pay put it towards my 6% debt. not a big deal deal because its cashflowing fine but i don't think the stock market is going to beat 6.125% returns over the next 5 years. otherwise get 5% COC and wait until btc is 30k in 9 months, slurp 10.

>>60564188 (OP)
marry a cute thai ladyboy and retire in Thailand

Make multiple pictures and gloat about my exaggerated millions on /biz/ to anyone that even thinks about disagreeing with me.

Pretend to have made it on GME in their threads just to keep fucking with that cult.

Hire niggers to hold bundles of fake cash for off topic /biz/ postings.

>>60564188 (OP)
I wouldn’t do anything. I would listen to what $300K had to say, and that’s what no one did.

>>60564188 (OP)
turn it into 301k

>>60564188 (OP)
With $300k, I’d start a business, invest some safely, and buy alts like A47 and ACT. Diversify to win anon.

>>60564188 (OP)
Prolly just like do one chick, it takes 1 million for 2 anyway

>>60564188 (OP)
Study in Germany or some shit, where education is free but rent is not. Robotics or some shit to build a robot so I can get MD’s and nurses out of the fucking hospital those useless fucks.

>>60570888
>With $300k, I’d start a business,
kek

>>60570905
I’ve got a small business, but I want to expand it once my portfolio grows this year.

I have $600k in liquid funds/investments plus a small paid off house (2 bed) and I still don't know what to do.
But then I think "what if I had 300k more" and I'm like "yeah, that would change everything!"
But the reality is that I need $1.5m+ to really think of anything more than just living and working.

>>60564188 (OP)
buy kneepads, rent them to people in this board who start this kind of threads

put $200k in boomer funds I can't fuck up and swing trade meme stocks & buy calls with the other $100k

>>60564188 (OP)
Put around 200K in BTC, invest the 20K in UTK and NEAR then keep the rest

>>60564188 (OP)
100 k silver and gold
100 k btc
100 k fiat

>>60564275
Not a bad plan at all. Gold is stable and timeless, and you could put some into ETH, stake it or park it somewhere with decent returns like Haven1 for good roi.
>Gold for safety, ETH for quiet upside. Best of both worlds.

>>60564188 (OP)
Same thing I did with 30k
Put it all on shitcoins and turn it I to nothing

>>60569116
gtfo

>>60564188 (OP)
Split it, 100k into SOL and BTC for the boomer gains.50k into PEPE and A47 for the culture. 50k dry powder for dips. The rest in yield stables or farming.
You don't need to ape everything to make it. Just don't sleep on the coins that move attention

>>60564188 (OP)
Put it all into dividend ETFs and let it compound for the next 10 years while I work and start a family, then dab on my kids by moving to a temperate climate country and make them say goodbye to their dumbass school friends.