powell edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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>>60565119 (OP)
rape

>>60565119 (OP)
It's really not fair I never got to experience love or sex in my teens

>>60565119 (OP)
I got dibs on the right

Is UNH at 600 yet?

>>60565119 (OP)
this is someones child

Pump is dead. crab won today.
see you guys in a few hours

How the fuck do you play circle

>>60565135
I have a September 500C
>>60565123
I want anyone to defend this and explain how he is correct in wanting our interest rates down at fucking 0%. Does he just not care about the economy in 5 years since he'll be dead anyway? Is he retarded? YOU are retarded if you voted for him.

>>60565119 (OP)
>powell edition
webm unrelated?

>>60565127
Same.
>Moved to a neighborhood full of boomers at 13, barely any kids my age
>homeschooled ontop of that
>Mom rarely went anywhere so i was at home most of the time


24 years of age and most women at my job are either whores or single mothers

>>60565127
dont worry anon you get to be some overweight blown out roastie hag's paypig when she's ready to settle down after decades of finding herself.

>>60565119 (OP)
Sex

>>60565153
That's his daughter

>>60565148
Don't buy this week, but buy before July 11th.

Newb investor here.
I want to have a part of the US slice while the Dollar's kind of weak and am also considering emerging market plays, but ATHS are everywhere and I'm fearful of a crash just as I join the market. I want to have cash set aside for a slurp but I simply don't have enough money to make meaningful plays everywhere I want to.
Dunno what to do.

What's with the low volatility lately? Barely made 7% today. I've been spoiled by 500+ points daily range on nasdaq.

>>60565174
There will be a small correction sometime later this year, but the general direction is up.

Look for undervalued stocks that haven't gone up yet relative to the indices.

>>60565166
Damn, for real? Looks like she has a twin sister.

holy shit, scalping with turbos on 2minutes holds with 6k is stressful...
wtf is going on???

name of the bunny

Is KHC a good long-term investment?

>>60565177
Volume is low cause people are taking the week off and today ends the quarter.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

should've hodlded longer...
V time

What do you guys genuinely think about Trump's Big Beautiful Bill tax breaks for wagies?

>No tax on tips
>No tax on overtime

No tax on tips sounds redundant since, if circumstances allow, people don't report tips anyways. So this is just a sleazy incentive to force people to report their full earnings.

No tax on overtime is another incentive to work more. It's another whip on the back of the laborer.

a bit crabbish today

line plz move

>>60565177

July 4th, 3 day trading week and low volume = theta feasting

>>60565209
The whole last week had probably the lowest volatility of this year, even though there was a new ATH daily.

>>60565119 (OP)
What is @

Buy SBSW

Enjoying the crab?

>>60565119 (OP)
Ai this

>>60565245
Schizo market.
I hope tomorrow goes full OOOOOOOOO, I'm close to my turbo's barrier.

made some easy $500 scalping PLTR, tempted to sell CSP for easy beer money

Someone tell me why not to keep loading up on UVXY until the next crash

>>60565262
good job anon.

>>60565183
Thanks, will keep it in mind.

my limit order missed by a penny

>>60565267
you know the answer my child

what can i invest my hard earned 20$ into in order to make a kajillion dollars later in the future.

>>60565217
>when you 35yo, but think guys still look at you like you 22

>>60565217
Do not look up her porn out of morbid curiosity. Just don't do it, bros

>>60565286
my man that woman is 46yo AT LEAST

>>60565283
A Bible to enrich your spirit and have riches in the afterlife.

>>60565283
Don't vote Republican next time

>>60565283
Deep OTM 0TDE options just buy the first one thats listed at .01

PLTR, SOFI, and TTD were all on my watchlist, but I didn't buy on Friday. Happy fucking 24th birthday to me.
Very disappointing end of June in general. Went to a Catholic speed dating event, but the schedule got completely thrown off due to both guys and girls not showing up despite registering, which the event hosts didn't account for. Two out of the three girls I was set to talk to were absent, so myself and several other guys just ended up talking to random girls who had also lost their partners. I hit it off well with most of them (one girl even had the same favorite book as me), but the only one I have a realistic chance of speaking to again (i.e., the one assigned girl who showed up) was boring as hell. Just my luck. I guess the dating apps are unavoidable.

It's infuriating knowing I am wage slaving while some retarded THOT makes millions by showing her tits on OF.

>>60565249
tread carefully anon, looks crabby fo tomorrow

>>60565312
we all know that feel

>>60565312
If it's any consolation, the average return for OF girls is very low. It's a handful of thots making all the money, meanwhile thousands of lesser girls are on there doing it for 20 bucks a month.

>>60565312
you deserve that feeling for waging

Should I just buy IBIT and ETHA and hold forever?

>>60565312
It's also infuriating knowing that there's so many "men" that simp for such disgraceful whores.
No woman is worth a cent.

I don't understand how trump's negative tweets about AT&T didn't even move the stock a little....

Saylor wins yet again. Bears on suicide watch.

Will BBB pass?

>>60565345
probably

Being a wagie isnt all that bad, it gives me an excuse to get away from my family.

>>60565349
lol

>>60565312
Blame your retarded fellow men that throw money at them. Also, only like .01% make millions.

>>60565349
good one

>>60565345
the OBBB is dead on arrival in the house, then Hakeem is going to bust out a CR to raise the debt limit and keep everything the same as it's been since before Pelosi dropped her gavel, and the uniparty is going to swoop in and save us from default boss.

#ScreeCapThis

>>60565344
Microstrategy was literally a dotcom bubble stock. It seems like he's not actually capable of building a real business and can only ride the bubbles.

>>60565344
AXON is close behind MSTR for 1 year return. Harvested some gains today

By far one of the most stressful trading days ive ever experienced

>>60565363
Literally what's the point of building real businesses if scamming people is easier and more profitable. MicroStrategy is worth than GM and Ford combined.

>>60565119 (OP)
>armpits
yesyesYES
>tattoo
nonoNO

>>60565267
by the time we crash UVXY will have already fallen 95%, look at the 5 year chart

lmao on ai dashcams right now

We in for an end of day pump or dump boys?

>>60565399
my positions dumped so it will dump harder because the universe hates me

Short $GALT

>>60565405
Have you tried being nice to this universe boss?

>>60565399
end of day crab

>>60565396
lmao what happened

>>60565405
I need you to sell around 3pm.
Can’t have you shitting up my portfolio.

>>60565407
Y?

>>60565119 (OP)
Women are so hard carried by looks it's insane

>>60565407
my GALTussy.....

>President Trump Posts On Truth Social "To show people how spoiled Countries have become with respect to the United States of America, and I have great respect for Japan, they won't take our RICE, and yet they have a massive rice shortage. In other words, we'll just be sending them a letter, and we love having them as a Trading Partner for many years to come."
How come Japan doesn't want our rice, Ameribros?

>>60565378
It pumped 100-200% twice in the last year. You don't think it'll spike again if the market shits its pants for a week?

>>60565409
I tried trying, but im a sad little man.

>>60565464
Probably fortified with Negro jizz per FDA guidelines

>>60565458
Men are too what’s your point, attractive people get ahead in life

>>60565472
Men are not hard carried by looks to the extent a woman is

You can be a completely useless good looking woman and get everything you want
You cannot be a completely useless good looking man and get everything you want

>>60563924

I won.

red soxl day. rare!

>>60565479
>You cannot be a completely useless good looking man and get everything you want
Oh bullshit. Pretty boys can and do skate though life.

>>60565479
pathetic seething teenager

>>60565486
I have never seen a pretty boy marry into a rich family, divorce that woman and take half of her stuff.

>>60565138
And soon, someone's cock slave...

>>60565373
If you invested in Ford in 1982, the total return is around 4,200%
MSTR might've done 4,500% in 10 years, but at least you can be sure Ford will still exist in the next 50 years
Less risk = Less reward, but also less losses

>NTDOY: $24.00
>SOXL: $24.90

NINTENDO!!!

>>60565491
Nope, you're just denying reality.

>>60565238
>Buy SBSW
How much should I buy?

>>60565492
because women would never admit it kek

I just made 200 usd from an spx iron condor! Thanks market makers!

fuck it i'm going to make a second lunch

>total return on WMT since 1980
>655,000%
bullshit companies like CRCL and MSTR really are hopium traps for the poor
Investing is this easy and has never been this accessible and you invest in a bUTcoIn TreAsUry

I have a 10-year old investment account at my bank and I never looked into it but I just checked and it said it is a "2 days margin account".
I've never used margin, and it was always a "buy and hold" type of account where I only ever bought / sold over the phone (less than once a year).

They never told me anything about me being charged interest, and I never bought more than what I had in cash there. Did they scam me? I don't think they ever charged me interest.
But why was it set up as a "margin account"? Is that normal?

>>60565519
In 1980 I wasn't even sperm in my father's balls.
I was MAYBE a thought.

Rumours Nvidia were the institutional investor that just secured $100M investment into GRRR. I’m literally going to be a gorillionaire.

Also mooglies wtf is going on and why the big differences between GOOG & GOOGL my voting rights aren’t worth the extra losses.

I claim these integers for GOOGLIE MOOGLIES

225 EOY
300 within 12 months

So sayeth the prophecy

I boughted RZLT only because of the massive Insider buying from a month ago

>>60565543
voting against women and minority board members is worth the premium

Trump is literally telling the Fed chair what interest rates should be
What happened to Fed independence?

WTFWT

>>60565571
He can't tell the fed what to do because the fed (private central bank) owns this country. He's just making a show for retards

this shouldn't be possible

Fuck it. I bought a MSTR put again…

Bull xistas we are so back

>>60565543
Why did it drop so much today?

>>60565600
You have no clue what you are doing. Go to a casino and stay away from the markets.

why does Monster Beverage Corp keep going up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb4z78VxQ9k

>>60565614
Because I can't stop drinking them

>>60565611

Share dilution due to this 100M investment, almost a quarter of the market cap. If it was in fact Nvidia then this stock is going parabolic.

>>60565309
Lol being catholic in 2025. Theists are the worst.

Buy CELH

>>60565614
wtf is even the point of this question?

I like weenie stocks. Probably sell at 2.75.

>>60565614
They make quality caffeineslop

>>60565620
seems like a good reason to buy?

>>60565630
FOMO

>>60565461
GALT is going to dump hard after confirmation of no data after market. delayed for two quarters for such "positive" data

>>60565640
Way too expensive rn.

>>60565613
Nice try, Saylor.

>>60565177
the bear party is starting soon

>>60565497
BTC will exist in 1000 years
Ford probably not

>>60565613
sir, this is the casino

>>60565644

>>60565642
When will this news hit, im thinking of doing puts then.

>>60565647
Im just gonna buy covered call ETFs and enjoy an 8% divvy

>>60565571
He makes these public shitposts in part because he cannot dictate what the F.E.D. does. That other quote about Bessent saying he would be willing to deal with Jerome if Donald gives the word is also fluff. It is not trivial for the government to remove a Fed chair.

Also I had to break down a piece of furniture for disposal earlier, brought out skilsaw I haven't used in three years, was quickly reminded why i own that saw and why it's awesome.

>>60565312
just become a neet. if you can't get a high paying do nothing job theres no point working at all

When's the next crash coming, i dont wanna spend rn

>>60565665
It's not. Billionaires have all the money and are artificially bumping the stock market. Even if the economy crashes the stocks will be fine.

>>60565571
he's just seething anon, any fed chair after Powell won't touch rates either and he'll bitch about it as well.

im up 179% on $hood

>>60565671
is trump gonna go full retard with tariffs again?

I'm half in cash now. WTF do I buy

>>60565684
ktim :(

power ten minutes?!

why does plug randomly get those 30+% pumps

>>60565684
I have 106K in the stock market, 40K cash, and $250K in equity in my home.

I still have trouble sleeping because I have no crypto or precious metals.

>>60565309
it was my birthday yesterday, i KNEW you were a cancer. just saying hi. you'll find love soon enough, it's a big year for us. you're still young too, lots of time, find the right one.

Is it smarter to take money out of my portfolio to buy out a car lease or is it smarter to get an auto loan? Asking because I'd have to sell out of some positions to get the cash, but it would make sense.

>>60565151
to boomers, economics was always just "number big, number go up"

holy power hour

Rape and murder
Rape and beatings
Raoe and something else and sometimes just immediate killing

>>60565151
he's gonna be angry at powel forever because he lowered rates 50, 25, 25 before the election despite inflation being higher than last year than it is right now

Chinese Yen world currency. When?

>GLD

$90 $tqqq this week

>>60565710
>chinese
>yen
retard

>>60565717
chinktato chinktatoe

The Big NOT SO Beautiful Bill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jd8YAVfknw

>>60565644
Everything sounds expensive right now

>>60565713
>dollar last 0.57% today
we've lost 12% on the dollar so far and that's before rate cuts

>>60565713
>both gold and spy mooning at the same time
It's like everyone knows there's a bubble and just hoping to get off the ride right before it crashes.

What the fuck is this rabbinic shit?

>>60565726
The only thing down is crypto lol

>>60565727
line goes up, simple as

Semiconductors, whatever happened there.

bobo status?

>>60565629
My grandma would cry if I converted, and I hate soft drinks.
>>60565684
I just added more GOOGL at $175.96
>>60565699
I haven't lose hope yet. If that one girl agrees to talk to me again, I'll give her another chance and see if she's better in a different environment. Also, several of the people in my young adult group recently met their spouses/GFs on CatholicMatch, and that app is dying if what I'm reading online is true.

>>60565708
I wonder why they did that. Really makes you think

Realistically, how much lower can DXY go? Americans aren't going to be able to afford vacations abroad at this rate.

>>60565684
Do you own any bond ETFs

I'm thinking of shifting my bond ETF exposure to a global one like VAGF.
I'm also thinking of completely selling out of Nasdaq (XNAS) and shifting my entire stock portfolio to a global index VWCE.

I no longer think it's a good idea to be US-centric or tech-heavy.
I also don't think it's a good idea that this thing is turning into a "hobby". I need to simplify and globalize my portfolio so that it's not something I think about.

100k in brk/b
200k in snap
300k in spy&dow
300k in cash

feeling well-positioned

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

>>60565736
Same reason that retard waited 15 months to raise rates under Biden
>it's transitory!
>it's the supply chain!
>it's Russia!
>it's because wages are too high!
he's actually a retard
the fed is basically a financial weather man

I think we're in a bubble right now and the market is one bad earning away from crashing. PE ratios are highest since 2000 but this is offset by good projections which are well below 30. If AI doesn't pan out, if people stop building data centres the market will crater

>>60565746
+0.88%

ayyy nigvidia still crabbing up

>>60565746
>+$414.00 (+0.38%)
Still boggling my way up

>>60565746
Today: +0.37%
This Month: +15.83%
This Year: -36.79%

Shoulda owned more TQQQ

After much deliberation I have finally decided on my "forever" portfolio.
>1 growth ETF
>1 S&P500 alike ETF
>1 dividend ETF
>1 value ETF
>1 cryptoETF
I will also buy some DELL because for some reason none of the funds I picked have it on them and I like the company.

>>60565742
Oh noo, not jetsetting.

stock market gooneral

>>60565713
not bad
but now look at this:

>>60565746
+13.57% . GALT is litteraly free money

>>60565746
-0.13%
Took a little profit before the dump so it wasn’t too bad.

What’s the best way to participate in this rally ?
Buy and hold? Leaps?

>>60565747
that was so fucking dumb literally every financial model told them to raise rates 6m to 1y ahead of time, but no he knows best just like now

>>60565746
+3%

>>60565743
Thinking the same thing. I'm already past the point of thinking I can make a quick buck from this volatility and getting burned out by the constant news.

>>60565746
I did my weekly DCAs, now moved to Mondays, and they climbed 1% since this morning already.

>>60565746
+0.61%

>>60565746
0.97%

>>60565746
+.73%
I'd be up a lot more if I hadn't sold the remainder of my SSO and UPRO too early, but alas

>>60565704
and i gotta say hi to you too babe, whether you like it or not. love you and thinking about you. glad you're still near.

>>60565735
i still have hope too, you have to, i lost it a few years back and it was a very bad period for me. you're sweet and kind and i know you'll find the right girl. i'm also a big google shareholder, but i'm not adding at these levels. i'm buying some riskier stuff, wkey laes ssl.

>>60565758
The tqqq positional that I panic sold would have already recovered and been in profit now. I feel rather silly about that.

>>60565717
>yuan
oh boy, I am stupid.

Why didn't you buy nintendo

>>60565717
It will become yen when the glorious Empire of Japan rises up once more

so now that i had some time to think i realized that hegel was full of shit, fascist economic is socialist economics and in turn socialist economics is also (((democratic))) economics or in itself, corporativist bullshit given to the world by some dude in a wheel chair with its new deal, and that the world went full retard ever since, making it wars inevitable.

>>60565750
always bet on nothing

>>60565746
managed to clear out my 8 AAPL 18/07 215c for 1.73, top was 2.10, made about 350$, good thing I bought at the lowest low this morning to DCA my shit
lost about 600$ on my shitty 03/07 215c, should have bought even more 4 cent ones this morning to even out my shitty DCA
flushed out a shitty gitlab call for 40$ profit
If i only put a fucking limit order on my GOOG 18/07 195c @0.77$ avg I could have flushed it for .80 and be done with it
Bought some KHC at the absolute bottom (more calls)
a single GRRR call
barely tried 0dtes today
all in all, a decent day

>>60565746
+1.02%

>>60565795
Say what now

That’s crazy how there’s basically only 1 thread during market business hours. In 2021, threads would reach the bump limit in like 20 minutes

>>60565806
People lost their money doing options...

Comfy Market General

Bought CRCL before closing. It's either going to pump up again in the morning or crashing and I kill myself. Either way my problems are solved

>>60565806
crypto cancer has grown too powerful

>>60565660
That's what I'm considering right now, I don't like these prices at all.

I think im gonna bet my entire folio on Joey chestnut to win the hot dog eating contest

>>60565678
Damn dude greg really lost his fuckin' mind didn't he?

soxl...
please...

>>60565660
>yieldmax slop
shiggy

>>60565746
+$3,390, was expecting more ooommfff rally, seems too crabby

>>60565306
gonna do this hope it doesn't backfire

>>60565806
Thats because most of /biz/ are third worlders counting shitcoin rupees. Could you imagine missing today's glmarket gains? Couldn't be me.

>>60565746
+36%
Its ok, but not good enough.

>>60565759
I told a young Anon the other day to do schg/schd/IBIT. He didn't listen. I tried to save him.

>>60565806
It's better this way. Now my stinky poopy shitposts can stay around all market session to crap poop up the thread. Also, when will we know the U.S. GDP for this quarter? Two negative quarters in a row might be just the stinky poopy that we really need

>>60565806
its almost as if there are two smgs

>>60565746
0.63%

>>60565805
we are lucky that Roosevelt didnt live trought the conference of San Francisco in April 1945, instead you had a tamer version of globo homo with Harry Truman.

>>60565806
Options being so popular has made it so people blow up their accounts and quit posting.

>>60565746
Up $22.50

I can feed my family for a year

>>60565746
Stock went down 4% for no reason and I feel God wants me to fail, cause nothing I do works. I've accepted I was meant to suffer.

>>60565850
What stock? Even my degen ETFs went up today.

>>60565853
yet dax is freefalling

>>60565806
this website is dead you have to wait 2-10 minutes to make a post, and its been this way for at least 2 years, also smg has been shit for awhile

Real shit was kneepad era + the nvidia amd battle back when they were competitive to each other and TSLA was the Nvidia meme stock that just goes up no matter what
80% of disscussion was SPY option trading and Pharma Penny stock gambles

Also India didnt have internet yet

>>60565759
>1 SOXL
>1 TQQQ
>1 NVDL
>1 UNH
There's your forever portfolio.

>>60565853
VSCO

>>60565858
Well, DeutscheMcDonald's is always hiring.

>>60565867
Thats a long hold. You'll be ok in a year or two. Or go lower lol.

>>60565742
90

>>60565768
the graph makes it look even dumber
>we go from 0% inflation to over the fed target in 3 months in March 2021
>inflation continues to climb for an entire year to March 2022 before they finally raise rates
And you can see here they reduced it again when it was still 2.6% and 2.4% but then the second trump gets in suddenly we gotta hard line. I don't care cause its working but I completely understand the hate for Powell and I don't understand why the MSM treats him like a Saint

>>60565860
>2-10 minutes to make a post
Kek phonefags BTFO

I actually prefer comfy /smg/, there’s way less redditors

>>60565779
i'm here forever silly you'll always find me

>>60565876
smg has been more reddit since the bant exodus. there was a month or so where there wasnt even a biz smg at all. thy gentrified this place

>>60565746
+0.75%, any day I beat the index is a good day

>>60565876
its not phone users pajeet its the trannies that run this website that puts a timer on posts if pol is your main board, only fags and feds are allowed to post freely

>>60565886
>bant exodus = pedos left /biz/ to pedo on /bant/

>>60565875
There is history of the Fed lowering rates because the president asked for it and it caused problems for a long time (Nixon in the 70's).

The Fed doesn't mind fucking it up, it minds being told what to do even if it turns out the president was right. They want to be able to independently fuck it up.

The greatest fear of the people running the Fed is the system blowing up under their watch. None of their inflation targets and unemployment numbers and all of that matter in the end. They just want to get through their terms without ending the American empire.
That's why they kept the money printers on during covid. If they are seen as politically controlled, confidence in bonds might falter which would cause their yields to spike to unsustainable levels. That is what they fear.

They just don't want anyone to blame them for a total collapse. A few fuckups here and there are not their problem personally.

>>60565898
I do find it really, really, REALLY weird that we live in a world where we can control tax policy, tariffs, stimulus checks, literally every facet of our society to nuclear bombs to what have you

But the fed rate
oh that's too much power to the people
that needs to be an independent organization

>>60565906
They're a private bank they only answer to their shareholders.

>>60565872
I only trade options now.

>>60565759
Too much diversification imo, I'd do 80% in voo or a divie fund and they use the rest in individual growth companies

Something like this
>80%voo
>16% nvidia
>4%tesla

>>60565215
Retard:
Most people add the tip with their card, you can't not report it.
Most shift work has mandatory overtime as part of the swing and plenty of people already voluntarily work OT

>>60565896
>i like plebbitors
>t. a plebbitor

>>60565898
The real reason for the covid lock downs and printing was the 2019 repo crisis that would have crashed the market with no survivors if they didnt print as much as they did

>>60565936
>Most people add the tip with their card
Unless it's completely electronic, I just slip my waiter some cash and tell them to pocket it so they don't have to share with the other employees.

>>60565484
You really didnt

>>60565956
Once this no tax on tips thing goes into effect I'm going to start only tipping 12% and leaving a card to let them know I'm donating 8% directly to Israel.

>>60565696
I am ridiculously close to you in stocks, cash and home equity. Except I have 1000 ounces of silver and 3 oz of gold. Crypto is a meme.

I don't sleep well either. I'm not sure I'll be happy until I'm a multimillionaire......on my way tho. Working on my CGC license as we speak. Got a class tonight

>>60565822
I've already made my investment back on divides, why not?

>>60565746
2.52%

HOOD is a crazy good stock

>>60565978
Because the total return is garbo

I asked AI slop if Private Equity / Private Credit are similar to the GFC and it said yes, they turned all those debts into "collateralized loan obligations" with all sorts of tranches and crap like that, and sold it to investors.

So I asked it if someone could actually look into them and see what's going on, like Michael Burry did in the MBS products in The Big Short.
It said no. Not even institutional investors who allocate billions know what's in them. It's all opaque and "mark to model" i.e. they decide the value.
It's a $2 trillion industry and if you look underneath it could be a 47% distressed LBO debt from a bunch of small companies in Ohio. No one knows.

That explains the big push I've seen recently to sell this crap to retail. They want baggies.

>>60565750
You're thinking like this is the same market as 2008. It's not. This is the perpetual debt market. Stocks rising is the horizon line. Staying steady is actually losing. So shorting anything long term is idiotic. Short term shorts are fine.

We are the largest consumer market in history and there isn't a close second. Unless we are bombed past the point of return, there's a massive worldwide famine or ays come reveal their demonic asses, This ride will continue

>>60565984
the best dividend growth fund is SCHD and it has 15 years of history backing it up. Divy's went up 17% during the pandemic

But people are dumping it for new unproven products like yield max
people are weird

>>60565492
>>60565479
>You cannot be a completely useless good looking man and get everything you want
Come on, i hate women, but thats bullshit.
Didnt this guy get a multi millionaire women pay to get him out of the jail, get her pregnant, divorce rape her (since she had more money than him), then marry other women? All while having an endless supply of prime pussy because kikes (news) are giving him free publicity?

If something, the thing with women is that an average looking hoe can get those privileges, but thats also thanks to beta men (simps) that enable that dynamic.

>>60566001
Yield max is not new they just blow up after a while, xyld is an old one. 90% total return over 10y

>>60565822
Covered call ETFs are actively managed and the Expense fee is 1/3rd of yieldmax slop

JEPI is great for a crabbing market. I dont know how much more gains were having the rest of this year especially if we actually do get a recession

>>60566000
No it won't, US companies beat Europeans based on earnings and growth. That's what the valuations are based on, look it up it's pretty damn clear why Nasdaq 100 outperforms Nasdaq index as a whole and that in turn beats SP500

It's all about earnings

>>60566006
Dude... he even got an "auto biographical" book, filmed a movie. Holyshit i hate this gay world.

>>60566006
>this is real
nevermind you faggots win

>>60565746
-0.02%
I thought it would dump today :(

>>60565340
Trump's posts weren't intended to move ATT stock. Those posts were timed and posted to coincide with the US courts announcing that Apple must face an monopoly trial for unfair business practices. Those posts were a smoke screen to distract the masses to keep them from dumping Apple.

>>60566006
Imagine being the family of the guy he murdered and seeing this shit.

Are there any 10x leveraged ETFs?

>>60566055
anon those are illegal
why are you even asking about them?
are you considering committing a crime?

>>60566055
It is illegal to sell leveraged ETFs to European investors if the leverage is above 2x

>>60566063
And you guys call us in the US cucked..

>>60565977
For me its because I could get fired or laid off whenever and then Id start losing that money.

I doubt I'll be happy until I retire.

>>60565647
Nothing ever happens.

>>60565288
uh who the fuck is that? I reversed image searched and nothing is coming up

If you wanna make some money guys, buy and hold DCTH. Its undervalued af, growth is 5x+ from here in the next 3 years. They are supposed to make $90M this year, they got FDA approval for top liver cancer treatment kit, they are just beginning to scratch the surface of TAM. According to my calculations:
January 2028 Projections
Conservative: $65.00 (PE: 18x, Forward PE: 14x)
Moderate: $88.00 (PE: 22x, Forward PE: 18x)
Aggressive: $125.00 (PE: 28x, Forward PE: 22x)

>>60565811
I called the top of CRCL but didn't have options enabled on my account (moved brokers) and was too busy to actually research and open the position

>>60566078
>DCTH
Can it go back up to 500 billion per share?

>>60566063
The optimal leverage for long term etfs is 2x iirc so it doesn't matter

>>60566055
Also if you want to gamble have a look at something that is relatively unknown so far: RSSB

I haven't tried it because no European version exists yet but it might be interesting

>>60565906
yeah because the people are retarded (see embrace of protectionism) and you don't want to give retards the keys to crashing the economy

$GENI looks pretty good to me, will buy some

>>60566055
no because they would've all gone bust by now

>>60566063
>>60566055
Yes but in Europe we call them certificates and leverage goes up to 20x. Anyone can buy them

>>60565479
It's more like women are carried hard by their body, and in Weimerica that simply means just not being fat (and even then). Meanwhile to be a well taken care of man you need to be at least a 6.5/10 facially, which is top 5-10% at least. The girl meanwhile has a 5/10 face max

>>60566085
It was reverse stock splits, the market cap was actually smaller than it is now. Look at the financials man

>>60565119 (OP)
That's a man.

>>60566124
Yeah that post the anon posted of the gang member that got everything he wanted changed my view

You guys were right and I was wrong

>>60566085
no, but MULN is heading back to 1 quintillion per share any day now

>>60566137
fuck i meant quadrillion

>>60566131
You are literally a gay

>>60566055
Yes in EUROPE ( up to x20 leverage) but not in burgerland. We EUROPEANS just have to buy x10 leverage s&p 500/nasdaq 100 during le bull market to make it

>>60565119 (OP)
is ti a good idea or a bad idea to own shares in multiple ETFs run by the same bank/investment company?

>>60565119 (OP)
her push up bra is doing a lot of work
also, wtf is the username, you dirty poo-handed faggot

>>60566154
>1pbtid

>>60566187
It's meh, schwab does stuff like overlap avoidance, so if you have schg and schd their is 0% overlap

Overlap is not that big of a deal tho, I have 30% and it just means I'm a bit heavier Microsoft/apple/broadcom and I'm personally fine with that

You just don't want a shit ton so your overexposed without realizing

>>60565639
If I don’t see a litecoin post 3 after boomer memes like these

henlo mister jerome
please lower the rates
emergency cuts now
thank you mister jerome

>>60566223
>please lower the rates
Should I buy another 4.3% 13 week treasury?

>>60565906
that´s a part of the global homo is was talking about which was envisioned by Roosevelt, its global because he managed to export it with the UN, and its homo because it was made in California, in the 25th of April of 1945, during the conference that gave way to the foundation of the UN.
But since Roosevelt died in the 12th of that month, he didnt live to have a final impact on that order, he is the reason the economy is fake and gay due to tax policy, tariffs, stimulus checks. He also heavily funded the research of the nuclear bombs, but they only came out during Harry Truman administration, but that matter would only be regulated in the 60´s.

>>60566223
what's the emergency

>>60566247
my head kinda hurts, i think I might have a concussion or even a skull fracture

>>60565119 (OP)
is background girl giving me permission to jack off?

>>60566247
I need to move into a bigger house, I'm in a 2bed with 3 adults and 2 kids, right now a lateral move would triple my payment

>>60566263
You realize lowering of rates means prices go up on houses right?

>>60566247
tummy ache

>>60566268
Yes the price is not a problem for me, it's the rates

>>60566223

>>60566287
>Will you not not raise rates
>NO
>Will you not not, not un anti lower rates?
>NO
WHY!!!!

>>60566223
The market tends to crash during rate cuts so be careful what you wish for.

I see posts saying that the market is "pricing in rate cuts". No it isn't.
The market is pricing in an economy so strong it doesn't need emergency rate cuts.

>>60566302
wasn't inflation supposed to be bullish

>>60566302
The market not pricing in rate cuts is priced in though.

>>60566274
?
Your monthly payment will be the same. How are you considering lower rates and higher price will be better for you?

>>60566306
Wasn't it?
Earnings growth has been really strong since 2021

Remember there are only 3 sources of growth for the stock market as a whole:
- dividends
- earnings growth -> this has been really solid
and
- speculation -> P/Es are historically high so also really solid

I don't know if 2 & 3 can keep going but clearly a lot of people think they will, otherwise they would have been a pullback already right?

>>60566223
>please lower the rates jerome things aren't expensive enough

>>60566311
>The market not pricing in rate cuts is priced in though.
galaxy brained

>>60566055
just do options
also I doubt any bank would sell swaps with that much leverage

>>60566328
It will not and I'm not gonna elaborate

>>60565868
kek

>>60565906
>he thinks the people control any of those things
>when one man is literally making it all up as he goes
lel
lmao

Also ever heard of bond rates? Those matter way more than whatever the fed decides on and they're determined by a free market. When Jerome Powell cut rates last year bond rates went up, because people said fuck this shit the fed is going to cause more inflation. Those rates also matter more because if they go high enough banks decide they'd rather lend money to the government than you so your rates go up on mortgages or whatever else.
Simply cutting the fed funds rate isn't going to solve anything, and orange retard can't put 2 and 2 together that his delusional tariffing is doing more damage to the free money paradigm than jerome powell ever could

>>60566263
holy shit bro. I am 30 years old in a 6 bed.

there are people posting in bant smg who have been annoying permabears for the whole 2 months of this meltup rally wich I predicted of course on the exact hour on the exact bottom.
Trolling me. Ridiculing me. Reporting me. Getting me banned.
Do they rope now? No. They don't even trade.

>sold the bottom on US stocks
>feel pretty bad about it
>realise that if I hadn't I'd still get fucked by the exchange rate
Selling the pico bottom means I'm down -15% YTD. I thought it would be worse but USD is bleeding hard

Just bet 10k on Joey chestnut payout is 11k. Wish me luck bros

>>60566449
>>60566449
>>60566449

>>60566408
It was 2 adults not too long ago but marriage + kids put the clock on this arrangement

>>60566376
Just admit you don't have a clue what you are talking about faggot.

>>60565806
Took a break after the Covid dip. And bought a house with some of my earnings… man this place has changed almost kinda sad

>>60565119 (OP)
i love how girls don't wear bras anymore and let their nips poke out