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>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
>Charts:https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
>Screeners:https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits
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>>60566449
>that fakeout into an even harsher dump
and for that reason, Iโm out
Keep shorting this market until Powell cuts the rates boss.
If rates get cut a goyslop burger will cost 10usd
So is trump going to try and pump the market before 4th of july or nah
>>60568584He is and he will do it but not today.
I bought SEZL, so I'm sure it will now crash.
You just know JPow wants to raise rates out of pure spite
How is it that bears can get BTFO for 2 months straight, missing out on one of the biggest recovery rallys in stock market history and having their shorts liquidated left and right and then after 1 mildly red day, they're back out in force and smug as fuck as if they were somehow right all along and the bulls who are up 40% in the past 2 months are the dumb ones.
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Reminder that we close early on the 3rd and are closed completely on the 4th. Get ready for a totally natural massive pump and dump from 12:50 to 12:59 on Thursday.
You guys think this is a good day to slurp or best to wait?
>>60568604I don't think actual bears even exist on /smg/. Anons just larp as bobos on red days. Barely even red anyway.
You think its bad now wait for his powell tweet while he takes an afternoon shit on the toilet
Today is going blood red
>>60568604The pendulum swing to the left equals the pendulum swing to the right as they say
>I showed you my dick, now answer me
>>60568611No big positions. July 15th is when the tariffs are back on, and institutions will dump around then with Europe putting some countertarriffs. We are going to get a big beautiful dump, which is when you buy
Powell is a retard and a danger to the American EMPIRE
>>60568622People need to give Janet Yellen way more shit
>>60568622Who was the retard who gave him the job anyway
>>60568598You're a year late
>>60568616except that's factually not true in the stock market. The average bear market lasts 6-12 months, the average bull market lasts 3-5 years.
>>60568604it's funny how bobos get so cocky whenever the market dump and litteraly disappear when it pumps. Mumus are always calm and collected because they're not fighting the trend and have been profitable all year. You orgasmed today but it's just a pathetic ruined orgasm , your chastity cage won't let you fully cum
>>60568642It is going to $200.
>>60568649I was talking more about the opinions of pundits and analysts but yeah
>>60568652Do you seriously think there are "bulls" and "bears"? Only gambling retards think this way. People are in the market to make money. Anyone who knows even basic high school finance can tell you that there are no fundamentals to support growth. Does that mean they are bears?
Retards always get wiped out by fat tails.
>>60568671You seriously don't believe in animal spirits? Next thing you are going to tell me is kek the Egyptian god of chaos didn't elect Trump.
I wonder how people who have bought TSLQ are doing.
>>60568679>Kek the Egyptian god of chaosI dont think that was his name
>>60568671You ready to hold those bags while I cash out the gains for you boss?
SP 500 needs to remove tsla and add HOOD
>red day
>depressed
>Imposter syndrome
>Think I should just dca SPY and watch the bull fuck my wife like a plebbit
>>60568687>Believers in Kek say that repeating integers, called โdubsโ, are the prima materia of reality, and that their occurrence invoke the ancient deity.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kek_(mythology)
Which one of you wrote this? Made me laugh.
russell is calling tring tring
>>60568712how is that piece of shit up
Clown market. Total circus.
>>60568730What did the one cannibal say to the other cannibal after eating a clown?
>>60568736Does this guy taste funny to you boss?
>>60568740They let you finance a pizza and I can't think of much more clown world than that.
Think I'm just gonna park my cash in BIL for a while and chill.
Sold off HOOD this morning after seeing the redditors posting gains. Should I sell a put and get back in after the sell off??? This token shit is going to keep it pushing right bros?
honestly I love up and down movements a lot more than boring crab
>>60568742They say that joke multiple times in the Alien Romulus movie. Horrible movie. Not sure what they were thinking.
Guys I finally did it.
Finally made an algorithm trader. I think i got most of the kinks worked out of it. Now time to run it for realz.
>>60568747Past couple months it went up large amounts 3 fucking times because of that same news story of Europe sales. Wait.
>>60568755What website are you using?
>>60568616>The pendulum swing to the left equals the pendulum swing to the right as they sayI'd liken it to a bow and arrow. Bulls pull the string taut, but then it releases, snapping back hard and killing people in the process as the arrow fires.
i unironically closed all of my positions for a 41k gain from april bottom.
there is likely still more gains to be had but im satisfied with a 90.4% YTD thus far. im not going to get greedy at these levels too much non stop fuckery and instability for my liking. gonna chill for couple weeks and think about the next moves, gl out there o7
>>60568747Play red*it games win red*it prizes.
>>60568743Kek. I agree long term they're a winner but this run up is ridiculous. Sold most of my shares around $160. Cost basis is ~$26. I think its due for a crash in the short term but I expect it will blow much further past $200 over the next couple years
New nvo floor just dropped
>>60568764>I agree long term they're a winner but this run up is ridiculous.I hate how BNPL is so popular, because most people use it for frivolous purchases and then cry about how poor they are.
>>60568757Moomoo
I hated it at first but i got used to it. Only one i have found that is pretty easy to set up auto trading and its basically almost free.
I made a code i like, but i wanted it to be repeated for lots of tickers. You can manually make codes with like bubbles and stuff and is โeasyโ to do. And it lets you export it as code(python), so i gave the code to grok and with some work i got grok to expand the code to a few more tickers. So now i have like 7 codes in 1 running.
what are we slurping today?
>>60568755what's the timeframe on this?
>>60568784March 30 to jun 28 i think
Why everything is dumping??
>>60568756Probably right.
>>60568774No futures though?
Dow is pumping but NASDAQ dumpingโฆWTF is going on?
>>60568774can you be vague and explain the logic of the algo? is it for doing HFT scalps or something else?
Be honest, you fell for the tarrifs cause inflation meme. It's OK, eve the geniuses at the fed and the entire economist class did too
>>60568781SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>tfw didnt buy SOXL cheapies at 23.6
>>60568772I get that, but theoretically, if you use it for things you were going to buy anyway, it benefits you the purchaser more. Paying a lump sum up front vs spreading out over 4 no interest payments, time value of money favors the pay later setup. This has already been around for a few years on PayPal and I've taken advantage of it lots of times. Agree it may lead some people to overextend themselves, but an interest free payment plan? Sure I'll take it
>receive divvies from SCHD
>wait for the price to recover
>no divvies for the next 4 months
>the dip is coming, might be a good moment to switch to SCHG
>sell all SCHD yesterday preparing for today
>the dip came
>SCHD +2.79%
why would the dip flow into dividend fund that won't pay dividends for the next 4 months
>>60568809You aren't making shit on your 200$ loan, no matter the interest rate
>>60568794the logic is that he backtested several different strategies and one of them worked on that specific time period. when it gets implemented it will fail.
>>60568811You are supposed to rotate out of schd into growth at the market lows not ath
welp, there goes my SMCI position
>>60568812Did you see my "thereotically" caveat?
>>60568809That's oftentimes not the reason why people use it, unfortunately. You're the exception that proves the rule.
For example, most people with cashback cards never benefit from cashback because they maintain a balance. The interest rates are higher too. People who pay in full benefit but that's not most people.
>>60568791I think they have everything but you may need to pay.
Even in my algos if i wanted certain info i think i have to pay for cards and stuff. Thats more for futures or extremely current data. So far i have avoided needed to buy any, prices seem reasonable though. I have about 40k in the account to test it this month. If it works well i may be tempted to use 100k or more idk.
Biggest issue i have is they really dont explain everything clearly so some stuff is frustrating to figure out, even just buying and selling.
Also its chinese owned and idk how i feel about having lots of money on the platform
>>60568794I try to buy low and sell high. I found all the instances I could with over 70% chance of success in completing the trade in profit in a couple days or so.
Seems unlikely(have yet to find it) where spy or many other stocks end in losses more than 4 times in a row. So I scale it 10x or so every trade. I also choose stocks i don't mind holding if something were to go wrong and I have to hold.
Maybe I said to much.
>no one talking about BMNR
>>60568759Samesies. Probably sold a little too early but better than too late. Still have a couple of positions with covered calls slowly decaying.
I don't see how short term micro loan sharking is supposed to work as a business in modern times. It only worked in the past because you could use thugs to rob debtors physical assets for more than they really owed you and/or sell their female relatives warm holes
>>60568842High winrate is a meme, I've run strats with 10% success rate that end up totaling more because the winners are huge
TRUMPS TAX AND SPEND BILL HAS PASSED THE SENATE BOSS!!!!
NDX V machine starting up?
>>60568544 (OP)Mfw I ask chatgpt, โwhat stocks are good for profiting off everyone drowning in debtโ?
>recommended me this (encore capital group)>up nearly 30% for the year, does this today while the broad market poops Lovin it
my indian mom says daytrading is a scam
$mkdw
>>60568600Based. I hope he does.
>>60568853HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>60568869True i keep losing more than i gain
Its the ultimate retard filter
Now monitoring:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nPon8Ad_Ug
I will come back and let you know if I agree.
>>60568869And she would know
>>60568781what could possibly be so bad that we are freefalling the whole day
>>60568888post it with sound so we can hear her say nigger
>>60568863Yeah thats my next target. My goal initially was lots of small trade with low drawdown, really dont want much drawdown.
Bill barely passed the senate.
Pump or dump?
What the fuck is happening
>>60568922don't panic i work for nasdaq all you need to do is buy $mkdw and hold until late August
>>60568901Either I'm a retard or I can't post a webm with audio
>>60568922A whole bunch of nothing
If you missed Bitmine Immersion's $BMNR 500% move to $30 today...
Take a look at Bit Digital $BTBT, same story but few know about it. It's building an Ethereum treasury as well and trading near its book value.
>>60568929I have doubts on a company that can't hire an english speaker to proofread their site.
>>60568895Trump and Musk are fighting again and all their little children (hedge funds) are tweaking out over another nothing burger
>>60568866is this bullish or bearish
WOW I can post without an email, did we merge or are we still split?
>>60568937On the other hand, that means that they bothered to hire a translator instead of running it through AI.
>>60568952The email shit only lasted a month or two IIRC
>saw the news yesterday
>out of money
>added the ticker to watchlist
>today its booming over 200%
EDGM please crash down so i dont feel like killing myself
>>60568955Taiwanese and Chinese are so full of metaphors that direct translation is always goofy.
DIVO has proven itself once again as the only cwp product that actually doesn't auto-donate your money away.
>>60568886OK I watched it.
I also read this rebuttal by someone who is actually making money from trading
https://www.aqr.com/Insights/Perspectives/Why-Not-100-Equities
My opinion is that this is beyond my knowledge and therefore I do not agree nor do I disagree.
I make no changes to my portfolio.
>>60568980The American empire is over.
>>60568980V machine having a hard time
>>60568973>AQRI watched some interviews with the owner of that fund. Really bright guy with a very sound investing strategy. Looked at his past performance and of course he massively underperformed the market. Intelligence is inversely correlated with portfolio performance in this clown market.
Not buying the NVDL bottom was so stupid ugh
Are government deficits bearish?
>>60568987I think every person is shaped by different experiences.
I'm intelligent and when I was in my 20's I made a bet on a single stock that ended up going +550% in 10 years.
To my mind that is a trap similar to people who trade options and see a big brief spike in gains. You need to forget about it or you will never make money again in your life.
The reason why I'm indexing is because I don't want to be tempted to even think about alternatives. I'll fuck it up.
Looks like a rebalance out of tech
>Cloudflare (NET.NaE) said Tuesday it has rolled out a new tool using which website owners can prevent AI crawlers from accessing their content "without permission or compensation, by default."
>AI companies can now "clearly" specify the use of their crawlers, be it training or search, such that website owners may choose which ones to allow, Cloudflare (NET.NaE) said, adding that AI companies will now require permission from a website before scraping content and even be potentially charged a "pay per crawl" fee.
Exactly why would this news cause the stock to drop by 5%?
>>60569025It is nice you are around to tell us these things.
>>60569028the prompts are annoying
>>60568577It already does in my state
>>60569031it's kinda cozy seeing SCHD up while VOO is crabbing.
Funny enough the dollar index is back to being flat
>>60569028Who's to say the AI companies are going to actually comply with this? This reminds me a little of when retards on Facebook were all reposting that thing about how The Zuck couldn't use their content without permission.
>>60568964me too friend. fucking eft didn't clear over the weekend and I got fucked out of 122% gains.
>>60569031it is, isn't it?
>>60568980The faces on these anime dolls is getting better. I'm hoping we get something on par with vtuber 3d models by the time they start pushing out robots.
Why is it still going up. I'm not used to being over 2% in a day
It's time to run, do do do do
It's time to run, and I say
Market's dead
It's time to run, do do do do
It's time to run, and I say
It's dead boss
>>60569046it was very undervalued. it was quarter end yesterday and they're changing the playbook. summer doldrums for the nasdaq until the trade deal with europe gets done i think, buying up boomer stocks which have lagged.
People buy $3,000 Nvidia cards just to play Total War on the highest settings.
and check intc, snap, mram. i have another theory as well, said it before, the closer we get the wealthier we'll be.
Bvll.
Fvcking.
SVRGE!
BOBO! WHERE THE FVCK ARE YOV? WE'RE RVNNING ROVGHSHOD ALL OVER YOVR MAMAS!
>>60569069I bought a 3k PC to play MHW on Max and I stopped the hunt just to walk through the forest river. Worth.
>>60569069I don't play any of the total wars after Shogun 2
>>60569069>>60569087Newegg has the ASUS RTX 5090 in stock for $2749. They will give me $480 for the 4070 super. Buy or wait?
#BigUglyBill is trending on X. That'll show 'em
rev up the printers, donald
Today I sold all my US holdings. You could maybe make the case for US stocks being worth the multiple they're at if the country had competent leadership, but right now? It's a clown show. Then there's the unjustified hype over AI and retail pumping trash stocks into the stratosphere. It's the dotcom bubble all over again and I don't know why everyone doesn't see it.
I'm out. I put everything into some Chinese, South Korean and Brazilian ETFs.
>>60569089Shogun was great but the Warhammers were definitely worth playing. They were my next main one after shogun
>>60569097>I put everything into some Chinese, South Korean and Brazilian ETFs.
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>>60569097>He bet against AmericaYou don't know anything, you are probably correct in what you say, but it doesn't mean that's how things will turn out. America always wins, that is the only certainty in this Goyium world.
>>60569097>I sold my piss to buy shit
Bvll~
Fvcking~
Svvvvrge~
Bobos on SVICIDE WATCH! WHERE THE FVCK ARE YOV?
>>60569097Why the fuck would you invest in Brazil?
>>60569069I bought a 5080. Mostly just been using it to shitpost on 4chan. Tried running stable diffusion on it to generate slop for myself, but last I checked, it didn't support the 5000 series yet.
>>60569093I say buy and get it over with but I came from a 1070 so pulling the trigger for me was a lot more worth it for me. Went from not being able to run the Witcher 3 to getting 150fps on ultra settings mid MHW Hunt.
>>60569110>Mostly just been using it to shitpost on 4chan.>>60569100Yeah, I pirated Warhammer 2 and the crazy army variety definitely interested me. I still need to get a new SSD because the campaign loading times were unbearable.
>>60569115I had the 1070 myself before the 4070 super. I really want better 4K and VR performance. Hogwarts Legacy was really shaky with dlss at 4k.
>>60569101Enjoy your bloated tech stocks when capex goes down and their earnings crash 50%.
>>60569103>America always winsRecency bias in action.
>>60569108No AI hype, no crypto bullshit, no hordes of reddit retail investors and no clown president ruling by tweet. Just good companies quietly making good money. The US market is just too hot right now. Every retard from every corner of the world is buying in trying to get rich quick.
>>60569110damn do people have terrible taste here. just generic reddit nerd slop
>>60569097So you do realize when the dot com bubble, the great recession, or the toilet paper crisis happened that foreign stocks went down with the US stocks.
You are looking to invest in Germany during the great depression. It isn't easy to do now.
>>60569110It's been supported since torch got cuda 12.8 support a few months ago. Update your torch
I love how these democrats are like, "We need to tax the millionaires so we can keep providing abortions and food to poor people!", and today we the American people said, "No! The Baggler is going to be allowed to keep his money and spend it on whatever he wants, if you need an abortion ask him nicely, he's still going to tell you to fuck off, but you can try asking him nicely." I love it boss.
>>60569161The rich still need the poor, but you can see they won't soon with AI and robotics.
>>60569141Stocks are on sale in most of the world due to the US sucking up so much money and as long as I'm buying at a good price, I don't care about short-term (meaning less than a decade) fluctuations. Prices always gravitate to fair value in the long term.
>>60569135Criticizes the taste of others without providing his own Divine taste. Definition of a gigantic pussy.
>>60569036Crazy no one talking about the impending dollar squeeze. Hold on to your assholes
>>60569097AI bubble is literally just starting
Stock valuations have nothing to do with politics
Given most of you own Honda's and that one guy with a Toyota. How do I avoid spending $40k on a new CR-V?
>>60569163>The rich still need the poornah we would be way better off if we could just euthanize them. if they were actually worth something more than just an example for people to understand what not to do, they wouldn't be poor boss.
>>60569188>How do I avoid spending $40k on a new CR-V?Do not spend $40k on a CR-V. Simple
Just started a small position to start DCAing into and I'm already up .12%
Did Cisco ever get as many government contracts as Palantir does?
Damn Kelly Evans is pregnant again? These CNBC hostesses can't not stop getting bred left and right
>>60569192Like they say, you got to live somewhere. We got to drive a Honda somewhere.
>>60568622>>60568632Powell Derangement Syndrome
>>60569203I'm Coomingggggg
How do I invest in 10x leveraged sugar-baited, pitfall traps?
/pol/ is talking about the market crashing soon again
do the same rules(if /pol/ says it's gonna crash, it's actually gonna moon) still apply under trump?
>>60569188>newThere's your first problem.
>>60569097>I put everything into some Chinese, South Korean and Brazilian ETFs.
>>60569226Well you can spend 20k on a 8 year old one with 90k+ miles.
>>60569188I'm the guy with the Toyota and I feel like it will never be "worth it" to spend money on a car instead of investing it, but if you fall into this trap you're just never going to buy a nicer car.
Maybe the solution is to put an absolute cap on your contributions to your portfolio and feel free to spend the rest.
In 2024 I saved 60% of my after-tax income and in 2025 that's going to be even higher. It's too much. Maybe I should dial back a little idk. But I don't want to work until I'm 67.
>>60568544 (OP)just bet 50k against a recession happening, thank you.
easy fucking money
>>60569244What year / model do you drive?
>>60569251A 2003 Corolla with 228,000km
It has never given me any trouble
>>60569253That's a lot of miles. I got a 2009 Honda Fit with 119k miles. I do my own maintenence. Did the front struts last and many other things over time.
You guys get anything for cheap on Steam?
Should I buy the shares Etherium etf if I know nothing about crypto
>>60569273There's a Chinese place near me that does house made steamed shumai pretty cheaply.
>>60569273I only buy AAA games at full price.
>>60569273I was tempted on Detroit become human, but I'm not big on quick time events.
>>60569273Skyrim kek. Haven't played it in 11 years. Pretty comfy. Also call to arms ostfront. Seems fun based on the tutorials but I can see getting exhausted playing through long missions. What about you anon
I want to buy some calls but IVOLs are so high across the board
>>60569253Nice. My last truck lasted me 214k miles before it became too time consuming and too expensive to continue repairing/maintaining. But at the same time I still wish I had it, most modern vehicles aren't built worth a shit.
>>60569274Go with King Buttcoin instead
>>60569130So investing in corrupt south american countries is the play? What the fuck, some people who think they are smart are actually really dumb.
Crashing by 50%, what are u 9. MUH dotcome bubble!
>>60569253megabased
used to have a '02 malibu, most reliable POS I ever had, cost nothing to run or to fix
now i've got an '07 buick, same deal, great car
fuck knows if you dont do your own maintenance and repairs youre a genetic dead end
(except shit like mounting tires and true alignment)
>>60569273i've got about 1000$ of CS stickers from 2014, and there still isn't anything modern I want to buy or play
I bought atomic shart on deep sale and its barely passable
why would you buy single player games is the real question
>>60569273I'm only partially ashamed to admit I bought a copy of Atlyss
>>60569274Yes, buy an Ethereum ETF. $ETHE is a good one.
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/30/wall-street-strategist-tom-lee-is-aiming-to-create-the-microstrategy-of-ethereum.html
>>60569188Spend the 40k on investments. That way you no longer have the option of buying the CRV. Instead of trying to overcome your goblin consoomer urges just take the money away from the goblin.
>>60569286Why not just play Elder scrolls online? Very comfy.
>refresh card list on local card shop site
>No way they have it!
And that's how I completed my magic deck. And then wizards vanned RDW because apparently "esper players don't need to be violently ass raped on turn 3"
Kill esper players, murder dimir faggots
Id say short hasbro but I own stock in them
>>60569130> receny bias>The entire history of the stock market.You're fucking retarded, people said stocks were hot every year except gigantic black swans. Even then the run up recovery is too hot.
One day you will relise that trying to be smart is actually really dumb, at least in the way you are thinking about things. YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING YOUTUBE THUMBNAIL U FUCKING N
>>60569273Star wars battlefront 2 for 4 bucks.
>>60569301I tend to just lose money on options. So maybe the opposite is better. Force myself to buy an expensive car to preserve some part of my money.
>>60569302Idk just never got into MMORPGs. I think hearing that WoW had a monthly fee when i was a kid turned me off from the genre for all time.
>>60569273I have over 2,000 steam games and I got about 95% of them free cause of my business.
I'm surprised I didn't get a ban honestly, all of them gifted to me over the decades.
I want the new Pro Skater games too bad they aren't out yet.
>>60569302>MMO>in 2025ngmi
>>60569286try Tainted Grail : Fall of toyota avalon
the art direction is great, the setting is great, the writing ranges from reddit tier to based, it's uncanny, otherwise great gameplay
Stocks will NEVER crash again. Dip? Sure. But no 40 % spy drop again. Everyone is in on stocks now, and they aren't selling. Wall Street lost.
>>60569308My fellow nigger in Islam you know you don't have to buy options right?
>>60569286Might get some Total War games. Was about to buy Arcanum but some guy pointed out that the money would only go to the greedy merchant publishers and not the original devs, so I'll pirate that.
Why do Republicans hate renewable energy so much
>>60569319You can pirate arcanum but Warhammer is a good series
I tend to get bogged down with turns so I play EU4 instea
>>60569130I look forward to your capitulation and apology thread
>>60569333Become a chad option seller instead
>>60569321They don't hate renewable energy. They just want a free market approach to energy without government subsidies. It should be the power of choice that decides your choice of power boss.
Is scalping a based(upvote) or cringe(downvote) strategy?
>>60569337I do like doing this. But I don't have enough capital.
>>60569321Plus you've got the campaign donors, so states where fossil fuel industries are higher tend to receive more fossil fuel money and the politicians implement policy decisions that are more favorable to the industry. Like Texas for example.
>>60569312Looks cool, thanks
>>60569321Itโs all lobbying. If it was green energy companies giving giant campaign donos, then they would be for it
Iโm a bull. But, what the fuck
>>60569347Very based. I send a little 4chan Gold to any anons I see posting screencaps of their scalps
>>60569321For me personally you can blame al gore. 2bh when they switched from global warming to "climate change" should have been the moment it died
The climate always changes dummies
>President Trump On July 9 Deadline, Says 'Not Thinking About Extending'; Doubt We'll Have Deal With Japan
Oh so that's what happened
what the absolute fuck are these candles
>President Trump Gaggles with the Press on Air Force One
>Gaggles
What does that mean? Is Trump sucking off reporters and gargling their cum?
>>60569360There's more to it than that. All the climate hoax shit is championed by the non-white urban liberals, so there's also the whole white vs. non-white race war part of the debate, and the republicans recognize the whole green agenda scam as you fucking communists trying to seize the means of production boss.
>>60569283Itโs dogshit.
>>60569370TACO will prevail, just wait
>>60569369This was made in 2016 and still if not more relevant today. Source if you want to see the full timeline: https://xkcd.com/1732/
Spx condor paid me 150 today again! Thanks market makers!
>>60569397I love how the Japanese stock market has a lunch break.
i'm tard what does the donald bill imply
>>60569406The devaluation of the dollar continues chud.
>>60569406Rich get richer.
Poor get poorer.
Nothing ever happens.
>>60569397Based whale demolishing the zoomer naval fleet.
>>60569406ICE budget going up $40 billion.
>>60569405The Japanese are a titanic race
>>60569414They had to use JD Vance to break the tie. The freedom caucus is a firm no on the senate changes, and I don't see anybody from Hakeem Jefferies' clown posse doing a reach around to get this thing to finish boss.
Opinion on JD.com? They look very undervalued
Will the Trump savings account with $1k invested in stocks for every kid born make any impact on the market or is it not enough to even be noticable
>>60569458not enough to even be noticable
>>60569465Give me 9-12 months.
>>60569294>So investing in corrupt south american countries is the play?Buying good stocks at good prices is the play. Why is this so difficult for you people to understand? Yes the US has the best companies, but an excellent company can be a terrible investment if you buy it during a bubble (now).
Do expanse ratios matter after a certain point? Would it make that much difference if I bought an ETF that charges 0.08% over one that charges 0.03%?
That said what's the cut off for it to become irrelevant? Anything under 0.1%?
>>60569479It depends on your portfolio size and the quality of the fund. .08% sounds a little high if its just a passive ETF. But also it's not a material amount. Ask chatgpt
>>60569470Iโm sure the bubble is going to burst any minute now, Robert Kiyosaki.
>>60569458>>60569469Looking at the historic data there are 4 million babies born a year. That means 4bn a year put in the stock market.
Just the ETF SPY has 630bn in assets.
>>60569497>still not getting itI don't care when the bubble bursts. If a stock is decently priced, I buy it. If not, I pass and find something that is. That's all there is to it.
>>60569439I think most chinese tech looks pretty undervalued right now, aside from shein and temu anyways.
i guess i boughted the top again
>>60569504Chinese stocks are a tough play, a lot of them (by nature of heavy state control) can run unprofitably for as long as the CCP wants it to. Big potential to get rugged. Taiwanese investments aren't that much better either.
>>60569470Right now is the fair current market price. Your problem is you think you are high and mighty pointing shit out like its a youtube thumbnail.
Did you just watch some youtube video or something, US market is near ATH for the past, erm idk 50 years sweetie. MAYBE IT MEANS SOMETHING U DUMB N
>>60569503What is there to get exactly? Explain to us why you have invested in a basket of shit? If u want to sit out the market you'd be better in T-Bills.
>>60569398Trump has enough room to crash the markets, he knows he can just announce a deal to pump them back again. Plus it's only retail that's invested
Are people still financing burritos on Klarna?
>>60569221>/pol/ is talking about the market crashing soon againYou mean shills from Hasan's discord server?
>fair market price is the one I personally dictate
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>>60569518>Right now is the fair current market priceIf you're competing with retail idiots from all over the world and institutions and hedge funds trying to ride the wave of idiocy, you're not getting a fair price.
>US market is near ATH for the past, erm idk 50 years sweetie. What an idiotic statement. Go look how many years it took to recover from the dotcom bubble.
>>60569521>any company that doesn't have "AI" in the name or where the CEO doesn't talk about "AI" 10 times per second in the earnings call is shitThis is your average zoomer "investor".
>>60569518Shit part about bubbles is that at this point, it still has absolutely fucking insane upside. The war Nasdaq fucking slammed in 1999
This
>>60569097 moron can't cope with the fact that he forgot to dca sell the bull market and now he's sidelined from the most fake and gay market ever seen
>>60569547>youtube thumbnail
>>60569539Thanks king, I just went all in 50/50 split on bayhorse silver & aquabounty
>>60569528>Are people still financing burritos on Klarna?Hey, that's not funny. Can't you see people are suffering here? They can't maintain a BMI over 35 these days, they're practically starving.
>>60569108NTA, but Brazil unironically looks sane compared to the US right now. I've made a ton investing in Brazil before.
>>60569097LeTs Go RiSk-OfF InTo ChInA, KorEA aNd BrAziL
>>60569561[doubt]
hello rajeesh, no i wont invest in gayhorse silver scam corp but nice try
>>60569568hello hello
>>60569514The ones I'm looking at are very profitable. Govt rugging is always a risk, but it's not like the US president isn't actively intervening with the US market anyways. Taiwanese investments are very safe aside from the threat of invasion.
>>60569555>Shit part about bubbles is that at this point, it still has absolutely fucking insane upside.No one can predict when a bubble will burst. Can you make money riding the bubble? Sure, but what are the chances you'll be able to time your exit just right? I'm going to avoid the clown show altogether.
>>60569556>>60569562>>60569568I accept your concessions. These triggered anons are pretty good indicators of a bubble btw.
>>60569399This is exactly what I was was talking about, some exaggerated bs extrapolated to infinity
And you have protests in London to hit net zero when they are less than 1% of the contribution, the whole thing is asinine
>>60569572SIr but why not it very good company many much profit, rocket ship ascension into lunar sir. Good morning
>>60569577It is funny, not triggered. I'm fine with my mid 7 figs, I have plenty of risk off assets (although non in brazil)
>>60569577investing in chink stocks is always retarded bubble or not
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How did it go today?!?!
>>60569577I look forward to your apology thread in 20 years
>>60569580Since when is settled climate science bullshit? Pretty much every single climate scientist is saying climate change is a major problem for humanity, but you think it's nonsense because...why exactly? Because some idiot on Joe Rogan said so?
>>60569593Today: -0.63%
This Week: -0.27%
This Month: -0.63%
This Year: -37.19%
new month, new meh...
>>60569577>nO oNe CAn PreDiCt A BuBbLe So I LuMpSuMp'D InStEAd Of DCA>only knows static risks>never heard of dynamic riskJust do picrel, it's that easy.
>>60569593-0.07%
It's over
>>60569587saar you bloody benchode go to rape blody i send u sukhdeep he truck driver express delivry saar he make u bitch basterd
>>60569593decent
made some money off Kraft, DOW and Big bitch AI puts, no luck on 0dte's much
>>60569603>reddit caps Go back.
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>>60569593After a few blazing green days this was bound to happen. Just gonna hold, RKLB is my literal rocket ship.
>>60569598It's simple, they are all wrong. Call me when something actually happens
>>60569613It's already happening. We're breaking record temps every year.
>>60569593>+2.92%I'm doing retarded shit again. I'll probably lose it all but this is entertaining.
Apparently NCNA is about 80.88% short interest so it may be prone to short squeezes. It's been meeting pretty hard bottom resistance $0.06 this entire day and bears keep shorting it.
>>60569593-0.03%
I'm financially ruined
>>60569593+0.66% day, +25.48% YTD. KO is just OK.
>>60569600Whatever you are doing stop anon. Buy something else.
>>60569610Thanks conceding, beating the market for the 5th year in a row btw
How's the divvies from your emerging market ETFs?
>>60569598>only get government grant money if you tow the Jewish line>muh 97% of scientists agreewow that's crazy
>>60569617By investing in oil, I'm investing in a nice warm summer and the destruction of the southern hemisphere
>>60569593OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60569593down 3%, was up 10% last week tho
>>60569640Don't get me wrong, I believe in climate change, but I'm investing in oil too. If we're going to destroy the planet anyways, I might as well profit from it. I live in New England anyways.
>>60569593+0,3 even if wdef shat itself today again lmao
>figured out a way to trick GOOG's ai into consistently generating nudes
Checkmate Jewgle
>>60569652I feel like if climate change is real it needs to profitable. Go invest in nuclear, not solar lol
>>60569657>figured out a way to trick GOOG's ai into consistently generating nudesAI is just a mirror of the human subconscious, without the humanity. It's also ridiculously horny.
>>60569617 literally nothing
>>60569662>It's also ridiculously hornyIt really is, it makes stuff lewd when you don't even want it to half the time.
>>60569333Are you saying I do as in your mental will not allow you to drop 40k on voo/qqq?
>>60569598Climate Change is based, Carbon Emissions are based, Earth is fucking gay and deserves to suffer as much as possible. Stop gaslighting me and millions of others into loving this piece of shit planet full of piece of shit scum humans like you. I hope Earth suffers and it takes all the human refuse like you that inhabit this place with it. Fuck Earth and fuck Earth loving troons.
>>60569666>Tecord high summer temps>Satan chimes in it's literally nothingChecked and Hail Satan.
Global warming has only just begun.