>okay anon so what do you do for a living? oh! you're a day trader! cryptocurrency? so you... trade internet money all day?
>okay well that sounds interesting *brushes a strand of hair away* so how much do you make then? what's your port... port.. whatever it's called
>one and a half million usd? wow! you're really rich! i mean if all that money is real of course
>so what car do you drive? a 2005 toyota corolla, huh? well uhhh... *looks away* i mean bezos drives one too so, uh?..
>maybe you have a big house? no, still living with your mom? that's weird haha
>well have you at least paid off your student debt then? what do you mean you have no higher education?
>...
>well... maybe you at least have a cool watch like a rolex? I heard guys love watches! saiko? seiko? what is that? *googles* oh... well...
>is this internet crypto money you have even real?
>*tense silence*
>sorry anon you're sweet and all but i'd rather date someone with an actual job, g-goodbye

>>>/r9k/

i hired a prostitute then sulked the whole time because i felt like i had ripped myself off

>>60568942 (OP)
Correct answers:
> I work from home for a financial company, some boring technical things.
Once you made it:
> I have a luxury car/yacht rental, but times are tough, barely makes money. I live in the garden house of this richfag who gives me a better rent in exchange for me looking after the property. He's never here, he just holds it for the investment, and in case a relative wants it some day. Very greedy and evil-spirited guy, but you know, you gotta live, and the work is bearable as he's never here.

>>60568942 (OP)
Your head cannon is retarded