Thread 60570531 - /biz/ [Archived: 732 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: RvBmbr0W
7/2/2025, 2:51:27 AM No.60570531
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Going to die soon. How do I transfer my crypto to my normie family who aren't good with computer stuff? Should I just move it all to coinbase and name them as beneficiary? Want to make sure they don't lose it.
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Anonymous ID: x0zLpIJc
7/2/2025, 2:52:23 AM No.60570534
Cash it out and give it to them. If they are shit with computers they will end up losing it some how.

Also, why are you dying soon?
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Anonymous ID: 9gnc5G0/
7/2/2025, 4:24:36 AM No.60570727
>>60570531 (OP)
You could put it on a cryptosteel key with instructions in your safe deposit box. You could hand them a trezor and a prepaid idiot tech support session offered by trezor to help them get their shit together.

If they're too stupid to follow instructions and watch YouTube videos and have a dedicated support person onboarding maybe they really don't deserve your money
Anonymous ID: rqCZluCa
7/2/2025, 4:29:07 AM No.60570740
>>60570534
This. True normies do not want crypto.
Anonymous ID: VRs1Qwf3
7/2/2025, 4:31:40 AM No.60570746
>>60570534
Not OP, I'm his sister. He passed. It was stage 4 throat cancer caused by HPV.
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Anonymous ID: VRs1Qwf3
7/2/2025, 4:33:51 AM No.60570753
OP's sister here again. He left some instructions and I logged into his crypto account. What is a Ethereum, chainlink and Kaspa??? There really isn't much in here and it looks like the value is dropping every second. I recognize bitcoin but it says 0.001 next to it. Is that 1 bitcoin? I dont get it. Are we rich?
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Anonymous ID: J3rOcZPl
7/2/2025, 4:42:26 AM No.60570771
>>60570753
Youre a very lucky woman.
Anonymous ID: x0zLpIJc
7/2/2025, 4:46:48 AM No.60570774
>>60570746
Was he going down on you while u had a HPV infected cunt?
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Anonymous ID: kDoeAgue
7/2/2025, 4:51:00 AM No.60570784
>>60570531 (OP)
you should convert it to fiat if it is that bad. that way you can also go ahead and do your final taxes for them.
Anonymous ID: u8cQftoQ
7/2/2025, 4:54:20 AM No.60570789
>>60570531 (OP)
stamp the seedphrase into metal with the name of the wallet

if they can't figure that shit out after you write out the basic ass instructions then they don't deserve it
Anonymous ID: AQ3n513i
7/2/2025, 5:10:25 AM No.60570827
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>>60570531 (OP)
Based loved ones pilled inheritance maxxer.
Anonymous ID: A4M4f/xj
7/2/2025, 2:06:31 PM No.60571828
>>60570531 (OP)
turn it all into USD
Anonymous ID: OVSKRdH/
7/2/2025, 2:48:42 PM No.60571929
>>60570531 (OP)
see you space cowboy
Anonymous ID: KkVuaqNM
7/2/2025, 3:22:46 PM No.60572008
>>60570746
>>60570774

you guys know they have a vaccine for that now
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Anonymous ID: OVSKRdH/
7/2/2025, 4:47:38 PM No.60572369
>>60572008
is only for women
Anonymous ID: sBkJS3n6
7/2/2025, 4:55:54 PM No.60572409
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>>60570531 (OP)
Send them to me and I promise that your memory will be honored for centuries to come Sitting Bull (calm down, Jannies, it's a joke)
Anonymous ID: YS4HMDVd
7/2/2025, 5:50:35 PM No.60572627
>>60570531 (OP)
>How do I
Jew Lawyer. Unironically always the answer.

1. He will know how to do it, or pay someone that knows how to do it.

2. He will respect your instructions.
Anonymous ID: wQxyWeff
7/2/2025, 8:02:23 PM No.60573402
>>60570531 (OP)
I've been wondering this. My mom can't even use a printer. She told me a story of a coworker's son who died with no asset transfer planned. Cashing out and giving it to them on the low is probably the best option.
Anonymous ID: r6l9nIXa
7/2/2025, 10:36:42 PM No.60574210
>>60570531 (OP)
We're basically at the top of this cycle, sell everything now, also crypto is done for, the pyramid got too large and we ran out of fools