>NEET, mid 20's.
>Worked a couple minimum wage jobs.
>In-person interview with fortune 500, 100+ year old investment company handles retirement funds, real estate, life insurance, mutual funds,ETF's, stocks, bonds, International, all the buzzwords.
>Only investment knowledge is from listening to youtubers like Graham Stephan, Caleb Hammer, Dave Ramsey, Grant Cardone, Tai Lopez, Andy Elliot, etc all the other bullshit financial celebrities.
>Bitcoin/crypto enthusiast
>Social Inept, weed brain retard
>0 College education
>Self taught programmer but feel gay talking about it.
>Previously pursuing an electrical certification/degree
Im going into this interview with nothing to lose, Becoming a financial advisor was never my goal in life, and never had that thought ever crossed my mind until I went to a job fair and got a interview with this company.
How should I prepare?

Gold Man Sacks cuck loser retard sells "investments" to other loser retards

Imagine needing an uneducated socially inept stoner to tell you to buy high fee funds

why do you think theyre interviewing you? were you accidentally charismatic or do you have skills they want?

>>60571143 (OP)
They interviews hundreds of people for a janitor role at the Fortune500

>>60571228
Still better than hiring any pajeet
>>60571253
probably accidental charisma, my resume was abysmal. only AI explanations for my previous occupations with 0 skills listed. But I showed up in a suit and tie, so maybe that made an impression.

>>60571143 (OP)
Just repeat whatever Epstein did. He was a college dropout, fired high school tutor (for molesting the poon). Then he somehow met this billionaire investment firm CEO (probably at McDonald's), and four years later, he was a partner in his firm, and proceeded to become a private investment consultant for billionaires. The rest is history.

>>60571143 (OP)
How did you even get that interview? Did you spice up your biological advertising in your resume with DEI or semitic hints?

>>60571429
>No DEI, Im white. Haircut and shaved, White polo and jeans.
Went to a local job fair after getting a pamphlet in the mail. The event was mostly nursing, doctors, sheriffs, firefighters, life guards. But the investment company had a booth and I approached them being as honest as possible. Mentioned I had no financial background, only had experience in crypto. For some reason, mentioning crypto activated some light bulb in his eyes from my observation. I handed in my shitty resume, im pretty sure he didnt even read anything on it but just went ahead and scheduled a zoom interview. For the zoom call, I dressed up in a suit, Still being as honest as possible with my limited experience, We ended with scheduling a in person interview at the company office. I have a feeling im being used as a lolcow but maybe that's my insecurities getting the best of me. You cant win if you don't roll the dice.

>>60571456
Uuuh thank you for the answer.
> sheriffs, firefighters, life guards
I suspect there was a homosexual orgy in the evening somewhere.

>>60571456
And no one is using lolcows, the fun is over, it's just nightmare waging terror now, everywhere.

>>60571143 (OP)
Not really a N33T lad
>30
>Disability benefits (skitzo)
>never worked
>never did a course or college
>left school at 15
I just use n33t bucks to buy crypto but get rent cheap so I think I make more than min wage if you include rent costs they pay/taxes.

>>60571456
Go for it, good luck brother, and tell us how it went, I hope you get the job!

>>60571456
When is the interview? I wish you luck. Sometimes you can fall into great things. And remember, most jobs can be learned.

>>60571143 (OP)
"financial advisor" when you are getting started means work in a call center trying to sell the absolute shittiest products to the biggest retards for years until you can prove yourself. A financial advisor is a 0 skill position its just spamming phone calls and reading a script

>>60571456
Get ChatGPT and ask it about company and what's the common questions on the interview for this position. Then do research with google or whatever search engine you use.
Good luck

>>60571143 (OP)
bump
keep us updated
get chance and luck

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