UNLIMITED VACATION TIME
HIGH SIX FIGURE SALARY
NO EXPECTATIONS OR DEADLINES
GET TO TWEET ALL DAY
PET INSURANCE
WORK FROM HOME, SO NO PRESSURE
GET TO TRAVEL THE WORLD ON THE BAGHOLDERS' DIMES
THIS IS THE LIFE!!

The team doesn't owe token holders anything

>>60572277 (OP)
>>60572288
Checked

>>60572277 (OP)
Checked. We should have used our money to bribe the chain link hiring managers for a "work" from home "job" instead of buying the token

>>60572288
Checked
Based
Fuck stinky baggies

>>60572288
Except for sex.

NEW YORK
SINGAPORE
HONG KONG
TORONTO
CANNES
DC
LONDON
ABU DHABI
YOU GET THE IDEA
CCIP'S 500 BUCKS REVENUE A DAY SURELY AINT PAYING FOR THESE TRIPS. YOU ARE!!

Baggies are you ok are you ok Baggies?
Baggies are you ok are you ok Baggies?
Baggies are you ok are you ok Baggies?

>>60572277 (OP)
Chris accomplished more in one day at Chainlink than most of you have in your entire lives.

>>60572288
>The team doesn't owe token holders anything

and this is why your token performs so bad

>>60572721
>Chris accomplished more in one day at Chainlink than most of you have in your entire lives.

you're right about that, i've never blown 3 guys in one day

>>60572721
HE HASN'T DONE SHIT
I GET A CRACK OUT OF HIS CHAINLINK BIO. BUILDING CHAINLINK SINCE DAY 1
HE HASN'T BUILT THE FIRST THING. HE FOLLOW SERGEY AROUND THE WORLD LIKE A LAPDOG AND POSTS SELFIES. IS THAT CONSIDERING "BUILDING" NOW
HE IS THE LARGEST NET NEGATIVE EMPLOYEE

>>60572277 (OP)
The Star Citizen of crypto?

HOWS THE VIEW FROM YOUR CUBICLES, MY LOYAL DONATORS?

>BUILDING CHAINLINK SINCE DAY 1
BUILDING IE FOLLOWING SERGEY ALL OVER THE WORLD LIKE A LAP DOG AND TAKING SELFIES.
0 "BUILDING" WAS EVER DONE

>>60574156
Chris Barrett is, figuratively, an ass licking faggot

>>60574156
Sergey is in Cannes snorting cocaine on some high end escort's ass meanwhile Link baggies are still hoping to reach $20 this bullrun after 8 years of bagholding

>>60572277 (OP)
>>60573552
>>60574156
>all expenses paid globetrotting paradise extravaganza
>all thanks to the dedicated support of thousands of destitute baggies
I SAY SIRGAY
YOU SAY THANK YOU

>>60572288
This should be their motto.

I'm not seeing chainlink in the sponsor list

>>60574156
>Literally who (me) on right "so... ah... sergey... when moon?"
>Chris talking to himself "how seethrough can a shirt be without being considered too unprofessional? I mean this is DeFi the future and I'm helping to build the future and in the future transparency is the name of the game so I said well we can easily make my shirt a tad more transparent than usual but not too unusual after all we dont want to scare off the masses adopting our tech. That reminds me of a funny story I heard on the net..."
>*music blares* https://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4

>>60574597
THIS WAS DEFI SUMMER DAY OR WHATEVER THEY CALLED IT
ANY REASON TO TAKE A VACATION ON THE BAGHOLDERS' DIMES

>>60574603
>too unprofessional
LIKE HE CARES ABOUT THIS
MORON WAS WEARING A HAT INSIDE CONGRESS. HE'S OBLIVIOUS
COSPLAYING AS WOODY FROM TOY STORY

>>60574852
>COSPLAYING AS WOODY FROM TOY STORY
topfuckingkek

imagine being a stupid stink xD

>>60575626
So my PhD in African American Ebonics is useless is that what you mean?

>>60575631
YOU'RE A SHOO-IN AT CHAINLINK LABS, BROTHER. YOU SHOULD APPLY IF YOU WANT A JOB WHERE THERE IS 0 ACCOUNTABILITY, 0 OVERSIGHT, AND 0 RESPONSIBILITY.