>Job interview
>Ask for coffee
>Knock it over, spilling it on carpet
FUCK

>>60580516 (OP)
I fuck it up so bad.

>>60580516 (OP)
>drinking anything but water

enjoy your shitty energy levels throughout the day and your black yellow stinky smelly mouth and teeth

so what it happens. only a retarded manager would knock you for it if you interview well

Why would you wanna be a wagie anyway?

>>60580516 (OP)
You can just get rich off pepe token instead

>>60580538
>Dumping non stop

>>60580531
But unfortunately, retardation is the NORM.

>>60580553
That's why the bagholder spam is here.

>>60580516 (OP)
>job interview for yuppie job
>go to pour water out of their fancy gay bottle
>as I pick it up I realize the cap is a swingtop and I've never seen or opened one of these in my life (I come from poverty)
>as I'm trying to figure out what the fuck I'm looking at, other candidate (obvious rich parents) sees this and opens it instantly like they've done it a million times
>didn't get the job
The system is rigged against poors in ways you wouldn't even believe.

>>60580516 (OP)
You probably sperged out like the autist you are, confirming that you would just be an awkward employee and fail to fit into the office culture. What you needed to do was style it out with a joke about how they'd better hire you so that you can afford to pay them back for the carpet cleaning.

>>60580516 (OP)
Reminds me of my first job interview.
>arrive 11 minutes late
>in smart casual with blazer but no tie
>everyone else in casual with jeans and t shirt
>sneezed during handshake, covering HR's face with snot
>manager says I did well because HR is a cunt
>get hired
Its that easy.

>>60580516 (OP)
opportunity for a showcase if the job interview is for a janitorial position

If there is woman in any position beyond receptionist I will walk out

>>60580695
HR, marketing and sales are dominated by women. You cannot escape them.

>>60580676
Tell us more ancient tales from pre AI times.

>>60580530
you might want to see your physician if you are this sensitive, anon

>>60580728
You just walk in for interviews and you dont have to research the company or anything like that. Everything is done through phone calls or fax. It was amazing. The world has become a colder and harsher place. Theres more women at work now too, meaning more drama and bureaucracy. Shit just doesnt get done anymore.

>>60580516 (OP)
>spilling it on carpet
based, not your problem

>>60580530
>enjoy your shitty energy levels throughout the day
low test
>black yellow stinky smelly mouth and teeth
literally just brush your teeth retard