>find ETF Basedlana token
>distributes xstocks based on volume
>be me whale
>sell micro strategy and apple for more ETF
>others do same

Is this an infinite money glitch?

>>60582245 (OP)
my $20 investment is now worth $10 but at least i received $0.01 in stocks.

>>60582245 (OP)
Seems like it. Tek works

>>60582254
Fud, you must not even have the minimum 1,000,000 etf to receive distribution, poorfag.

Last 20 min distribution gave .2 sol worth of apple. Imagine how this snowballs for the big guys?

>street shitters can't even sustain a 10k market cap memecoin anymore
We are truly living through dark times

>>60582245 (OP)
dev got any plans to grow?
im not a gaylana boy as i hate the jeets, so whats stopping the jeets

Is there any chance this does a 10x because that's what I need

>not a single sent has been spent on marketing yet, only organic growth
>no kols or other weak shit. Team sends them away like chads and says buy a bag if they want in
>the map to the universe lies within yourself anon

>>60582276
>>60582279

>>60582295
Cent, I am not esl

>>60582245 (OP)
Tossed in some burger money. Fuck it. And fuck you too.

>>60582301
You’re welcome

>>60582254
kekd
>>60582276
that means it isn't a bundled scam, bullish

rugged yet?

>>60582245 (OP)
>pink & purple IDs ITT are gonna make it

>>60582370
How did you do that?
Sex magik

>>60582331
still up

>>60582370
blessed bread

>>60582387
fine, i'll chuck in $50 and forget about it
since im not a poorfag i dnt need to watch candles on a $50 bag

>>60582245 (OP)
Genuine question, do the reflections work?

>>60582245 (OP)
Analos top signal.

ETF community contest. Create an original meme ranking list or use ai. I will give 2 million to the winner and if we have more than ten submissions the prize amount will double.

10,000,000 - Mayer Amschel Rothschild
5,000,000 - Warren Buffett
3,000,000 - John D Rockefeller
1,000,000 - Elon Musk
500,000 - Michael burry
100,000 - bill ackman
50,000 - Rich dad poor dad
10,000 - Chamath Palihapitiya

>>60582532
Send submissions here on the thread or in telegram

Captcha: gay touchdown

>>60582261
>>60582263
>>60582301
>>60582390
>>60582435
So how much are you all planning to make off this? A couple grand? Between like 5 people? You know you can make way more than that selling your bussy for a few hours, right?

>>60582532
based i had this business idea a few weeks ago lol

so for the dudes who are simutaniously stealing my ideas/thinking of the same shit

what you need is this

ohh if you have money you owe me alot

NFT meme packages (yes)

so for example

construction pepe's NFT package

then we sell stocks based on the package and distro

i want alot of money lol

>>60582663
we rank the memes and packages by scrapeing the web/comunity voteing through buying stock in the NFT portfolios

we turn memes into NFT's based on catagory/comunity supp and the portfolio holders bid to aquite them

welcome to the meme markets...

(theres ways to monitise this that i will not tell you lol)

make this and you seriously owe me money

>>60582670
we use AI to hide the name of the portfolo owner in the art so people who copy paste them (we actually want this) are gorilla marketing the portfolio)

>>60582663
cool idea, but NFT dead tho

>>60582761
NFT bubble is dead the tech is still useful

the whales that lost on the bubble will try to get in on a real usecase to revive the bubble they lost

nothing wrong with just takeing their money

>>60582454
Yes. It works by sending 10% of tokens from each transaction into the distribution wallet and then trading them for SOL and the SOL then gets traded for xStock tokens which rotate every 20 minutes.

What's the make it stack?

>>60583087
7 mc doubles and a waffle.

>>60582663
>>60582670
>>60582788
Reddit space kek I’m not reading

>>60583087
1,000,000 suicide

>>60582245 (OP)
Will biz get behind this or is it a nothingburger? That fact that it didn't rug is impressive. A few retards can create the floor with 1 SOL each and hold the line.

Vanguard
Fidelity
Blackrock
ETF on basedlana

We are all the same

>>60583659
kek

Psycho

Stop hate assault

>>60582245 (OP)
>Is this an infinite money glitch?
Yes, but only if volume continues to flow and people don't jeet for pennies. I'm in.