This could have been you if you bought Bitcoin at launch...

>>60582406 (OP)
Bought? People mined it.

>>60582406 (OP)
even if I did I wouldn't be this faggot

>>60582423
what would you be?

>>60582406 (OP)
>This could have been you if you bought Bitcoin at launch...
I'd be terrified if I turned subhuman just from buying Bitcoin.

>>60582423
>even if I did I wouldn't be this faggot
I don't know why people like playing golf. It's like those people that eat expensive food they hate because it's expensive, like caviar or lobster. Those used to be shit-tier poorfag food.

Mind you, I like a good bowl of rice and roe on occasion but there is no way I'd pay for sturgeon eggs on a Mother-of-Pearl caviar spoon.

>>60582406 (OP)
Op is a fag

>>60582440
so what would you eat then?

>>60582434
fucking ur mom

>>60582406 (OP)
What is that gay doing? Baseballing golfballs into the see? Is that faggots doing with money?

>>60582406 (OP)
I'm this except I bought cool guy

>>60582451
cringe and gross

>>60582453
What would you do with his money?

>>60582468
With 2 girls.

>>60582406 (OP)
Thank god im not a jeet

>>60582445
>so what would you eat then?
The food I like eating of course. I have poor man's taste, so it'd be homemade hash brown bowls, potatoes fried in grease and substitute the cheesesteak with smashed 75/25 ground beef fried crispy.

Other than that it'd be tartare. I just like eating raw meat for some reason. I'd opt for sushi more often if I weren't aware of the marked increase in mercury poisoning in richfags that eat it every day.

>>60582492
>grease
bacon fat

>>60582492
Goatis pilled

>>60582489
>Thank god im not a jeet
No amount of money would fix that travesty of a genetic inheritance. If it cost a trillion to swap a soul into an actual human body, they'd pay triple.

>>60582499
>>60582489
That doesn't look like a pajeet you tard and your taste in food is shit coz ur a peasant cattle

>>60582492
forgot pic kek

the sea was angry that day my friends

>>60582406 (OP)
Wow, swinging a golf club on a beach

Amazing life

>>60582682
What is amazing life to you?

>>60582531
>taste in food is shit
Let me guess, you eat slave food like garlic and pasta?
And yes that thing is a jeet or something similar.

>>60582732
>but muh le savage carnivore shit
>but le tomato is not le healthy
lol ok tard eat shit and die

>>60582682
>He does'nt aspire to swing golf clubs on a beach.

>>60582420
Yeah if you were an autist or a 3rd worlder. A normal person could buy a shit ton of it for a few hundred bucks.

>>60582406 (OP)
>Bought Bitcoin at launch

>>60582499
He's extremely lucky that he's one of the handsome, light skinned ones that can probably get an attractive white bitch every now and then. I don't think even 10% of them are that lucky.

>>60582406 (OP)
Why would I want to hit golf balls into the ocean barefoot that isn't even how you play golf you can't even keep score that way.

>>60582406 (OP)
I could have bought BTC at launch but I couldn't be bothered. I always used the Internet and had vidya friends and they talked about BTC and buying pizzas with it and said we should all buy some but I had absolutely zero knowledge of investing or finance and desu I would have just lost the HDD where it was kept even if I had bought some.

>golf club
>beach
This requires a net worth of $100

>>60582406 (OP)
No it wouldn't because I actually know how to swing a golf club

>>60582683
watching golf on tv, what do u care

>>60582406 (OP)
Im really in the mood for demoralization threads. Keep it up, guy

>>60582406 (OP)
you couldnt buy bitcoin at launch you toidi

>>60582406 (OP)
I'm perfectly happy in accountancy

>>60582732
>olive oil bad

Ok Mr Seedoilstein

>>60582732
>>60584329
Im strictly olive and avocado oil.
Avocado oil is surprisingly versatile. Doesnt leave a taste or anything. Great for cakes and cooking meats and veggies

>>60582737
And that triggered OP to leave his thread
>>60584329
Seed oil is literally worse, its at 1. Read before you judge

>>60584394
Why not butter

>>60582683
not being some ugly brown try hard without an internal monologue for starters you literal soulless goon

No average person would of bought bitcoin at launch. pic related is what a bitcoin wallet looked like. It was a command line wallet no graphics no menu no buttons, you had to type out every command every address. its like teleporting back in time to the 1960s

>>60582406 (OP)
>>60582407

why would I want that to be me? You should have just posted a picture of a guy sleeping in bed during working hours, that would have made me more jealous

>>60582406 (OP)
My friend had mined 3 btc on his pc then proceeded to throw away his pc. He's perpetually poor so he would've just sold at 10k.

>>60582406 (OP)
I buyed in 2014
who can beat that?
>still haven't made it
>6 fig hell for 9 years now