Just realized God is real. We’re all going to make it frens

>>60582789 (OP)

Well, I had a chat with God earlier, and he told me that he isn't actually real. What gives?

kek op there are so many
which one your talking about?

>>60582818
Skaði seems like an agreeable character.

All in on GOD

nothing is real
everything is fuck

>>60582789 (OP)
and how did you come to that realization?

>>60582862
my bike broke down and people tried to help me and I walked it back home took 3 hours then on the way I ran into my grandma and her friend at a restaurant, then a motorbike guy nodded at me, then when i was almost home my high school gfs dad was outside and called me over and got me a coke and encouraged me. then the same guy who nodded at me drove buy again and waved to me. this time I was looking at the benches with peoples names on them and I asked is this the legacy I will leave, if any? Then I asked myself what would a great man do and I thought to buy land in El Salavador, build a small house and start a farm.

God hates me and I'm holding so we're NGMI

>>60582789 (OP)
Based and True. Jesus Christ is King, the one and only actual way to the Father.

Trust on Jesus Christ who is God The Son and him alone and you shall be saved! Eternal life with The Lord, and all the brethren! Meet me there, where the tree of life is blooming!
>>60583227
Amen

>>60582789 (OP)

>>60582955
Your dogshit story doesn't mean god is real lmao.

>>60583227
>>60583234
>My dust-grandpa and rib-grandma ate the magic fruit 6,000 years ago so God cursed all the humans and animals to suffer forever but then he sent himself to earth as a human sacrifice to himself so he could give himself permission lift the curse he put and now you're saved if you believe in this Jewish fairytale and tithe 10% of your income to the church for life or else he's gonna burn you in the magic lava!
>And then Jesus said "I'll be right back" and then he didn't return and everyone said "Just give it 2 more weeks" and then he still didn't return and now 200,000 weeks later he still hasn't returned, but he's going to SOON. Trust the plan.

>>60583268
Please go back to r/atheism or at least wait until you graduate highschool to post here.

Praise be to Allah

>>60583275
Religion is just cope

>>60583227
If you ever want to know if you are dealing with a jew, just ask them to write "Christ is King" or "God". Jews aren't allowed to write "God" and instead have to write it as "G-d". We should normalize this prerequisite for every post so we know who we are dealing with

>>60582955
it's a wonderful life he leads us on

>>60583260
>>60583268
Jesus wasn't white. He was without a doubt, 100% brown.

>>60583316
Everyone is religious implicitly whether they are smart enough to appreciate how or not. There is only one true religion, which is that Jesus Christ is King. You are not being deep or original, you are just pointing out you have no idea of the concept of an epistemic basis or presuppositional framework of ethics/morality. Either God exists or you don't and are just an illusion and nothing matters and no one ought to do anything and everything that happens has as much moral significance as two stones smashing together in deep space because no one even Is actually and everything that masquerades as being is just a complex expression of structured matter with no inherent significance. This isn't proof of God but it is proof that if you believe that you believe anything at all or that anything should be considered wrong you are a religious hypocrite who has no basis to believe it and instead of finding god chose to worship contrarianism and the cult of self/whatever culture you are rationalizing your cringe through.

>>60583316
I agree. Thats why I'm a Bible Believer. Religion won't ever save me, praying to statues won't save me, being """a good person""" wont save me. What saved me was God's grace through my faith in Jesus. Praise The Lord!

>>60583312
If the Quran is true then the Bible is true (they claim it is). If the Bible is true than the Quran is false. If the Bible is false than the Quran is false. Either way the Quran is false and self-contradicts literally 100+ times and is inherently incoherent and upheld by low IQ cousin fuckers (average IQ in the muslim world is 81 (75 is the lowest a person can have and have to stand for trial for a crime in the US-Iraq has a 60+% cousin marriage rate and isn't even in the top 4 for muslim coutnries). Mohammad was a degenerate warlord who fucked a 9 year old and told his men to rape the wives of men they took as slaves and stone a new mother to death immediately post birth for "sexual impurity" (a moral lesson which directly contradicts Jesus' "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" which is the foundational ethic of Christianity and another example of the Quran contradicting itself). He is described throughout the Quran as being covered in semen and literally drew a line in the sand and told a man to stand behind it to protect himself and immediately after a group of large naked black men walked through the desert and ass fucked Mohammad all night but not the other man because he stayed behind the line but Mohammad chose to not. Lol Literally not even joking. He even died the way the Quran said he would if he were a false prophet and satan worshipper (severed aorta). You are worshipping the devil as directed by a retard monster faggot.

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>>60582789 (OP)
Jesus Christ is Lord

https://youtu.be/Y1NZCgjqfVc

>>60583342
You clearly haven't read the quran and your knowledge of Islam comes from fake hadith and half baked /pol/ memes.
I pray you repent, and find proper guidance.

>yfw you realise God exists

>>60582955
Based, El Salvador is becoming a paradise, you're getting in early.

>>60583275
>>60583329
>>60583325
How are there unironic christcucks on this board?

>>60583618
cause Christ is King

>>60583618
How are there unironic fedoraniggers on this board?

>>60582789 (OP)
define "make it"

>>60583618

>>60583358
Chad

>>60583402
Literally every single thing I said (unlike the Quran) is objectively true and citable. It is telling that your reaction to hearing about your own non-holy book is to deny it says what it objectively does. The quran also has multiple sections missing because they were "forgotten" by those orating it or because they were, no sarcasm, "eaten by a goat" when they were upset the degenerate faggot mohammad died. You are in the lowest IQ inbred cult of all time and it is cancer to this world and everyone individually who joins or has it forced on them in culture, just like talmudic judaism is.

>>60583618
see
>>60583275

>>60582789 (OP)
I don't personally follow any religions but my Nigerian grandfathers on both sides were pastors and my uncles/aunts are extremely religious. I guess their blessings/prayers have spread to me because I've been a millionaire since 2021 :)
But then God is also a bit cruel since they're all poor as fuck. Oh well, not my problem.

>>60582955
Your neighborhood sounds very white

You should stay there and make sure it stays that way, make children and open a home stead there