How do I get rich from this?

>>60583053 (OP)
chuds like you are paying for chad and tyrones children with stacy

sorry

gibs me dat

have sex

Can't tell if this is bullish or bearish for sp500

>>60583058
>>60583075

Trannies always mad at trump no matter what he does. A classic case of TDS. He can cure cancer and you axewound abominations would still hate him.

>>60583154
This is inflationary as fuck and therefore bullish.

>>60583053 (OP)
doesnt this just devalue the stock market

>>60583177
>government handouts are good when my guy does it

>>60583053 (OP)
>Big Black Bulls bill
what did he mean by this?

>>60583203
nope
gongo up

>>60583249
That’s really what your mind thinks of first you mentally-ill freak

>>60583244

>>60583254
it's perfectly healthy to fantasize about BBC

>>60583053 (OP)
is this fucking real

>>60583244

Biden did covid stimulus handouts and was praised, but trump passes BBB, lowering tax significantly, no tax on overtime, no tax on tips, every child gets a $1,000 S&P 500 account, but no DRUMPF LE BAD! REDDIT SAID SO!

I miss when this board wasn't completely overrun with left wing reddit trannies, jeets and communists.

>forced inflation and devaluing of the dollar is good because.. because it's good! okay! fucking retarded libshit!!!! get owned!!!!

>>60583053 (OP)
if trannies can identify as women can i identify as a child to get the $1,000 account? how is this fair i never got a free retirement account in fact i had to liquidate mine to pay rent and make ends meet when kikes shut my business down in 2020 and i got raped hard by kiked early withdrawal taxes those fucking kikes have made me hate kikes so bad fuck kikes fucking jewy little rat motherfucking criminal kikey pieces of shit FUCK KIKES

LINE GO UP FOREVER

>>60583249
>>60583254
Americans on america day thinking about big black penis. What a surprise.

>>60583177
>giving $1000 in stocks: le good!
>giving $1000 in gibs: le bad!

>>60583053 (OP)
For just $1000 they guarantee nobody qualifies for medicaid or disability or snap ever again.

that's pretty slick.

>Oh you need financial assistance? Sorry you own too many assets. What assets? Your kid's stock market accounts that you can't touch

kek is this real?
every nigglet will have a $1k account? why?
niggers and spics are gonna be shitting out even more babies

>>60583356
>niggers and spics are gonna be shitting out even more babies
that's the point lol

>>60583053 (OP)
https://youtu.be/Y1NZCgjqfVc

>>60583265
>loves to see gov give anyone born free stock
>hates communism
You can't make this shit up

Bruh can you imagine if it were $1000 in a BTC etf redeemable at 18 and not the dogshit s&p 500?

>>60583053 (OP)
>I will pay you 1000$ to fuck off
lmao

>>60583053 (OP)
Why did they choose a blonde haired 18 year old white girl on the tweet?

>>60583053 (OP)
wow so I just lose out because of when I was born? how is that fair?

>>60583522
>Communism is when the government gives people free shit

>>60583289
Cope
t. Little baby boy

>>60583154
sp500 is a basket of stocks retard

>>60583053 (OP)
lmao, americans are really corrupt.
who pays for that? treasury? the fed? doesn't this mean line go up for 18 years and then kids start selling their $1k en masse?

>>60583265
>Biden did covid stimulus handouts and was praised
anon... trump did the same during covid kek.
also, this is a completely different time. COVID was a crisis. why do it now?

>>60583053 (OP)
where the fuck is this 1000 coming from???

>>60583265
>lowering tax significantly, no tax on overtime
I'm not paying taxes.
>no tax on tips
Even if I paid taxes I'm not a beggar.
>every child gets a $1,000 S&P 500 account
I'm not a child nor will anybody ever want to have my children.
What do I get out of this? Nothing.
>Biden did covid stimulus handouts and was praised
Yeah I got the stimmies.

>>60583053 (OP)
HOOD obviously

>>60583738
>Nobody will want to have my children
Hard being a loser incel huh?

>>60583244
Well of course, this handout is infinitely less retarded then helicopter money welfare

He's basically garunteed a generation of 0 commies

>>60583710
It's actually a very cheap policy, 17b over 10 years

>>60583256
Nazi Germany or Libya? I think Libya had something like that, right?

>>60583053 (OP)
when these kids are allowed to sell sp500 will dump.
also when boomers are allowed to sell sp500 will dump.
accumulatin amount of sellers are getting in the markert

short usa markets in 10 years

>>60583053 (OP)
>boomers literaly go full communist state just to save their stocks.

>>60584114
>Newlywed Kuwaiti citizens are eligible for soft loans of up to KD 100,000 to build a house. Notably, no interest is charged on the first KD 70,000 of this loan, making it a highly subsidized form of housing finance. The remaining KD 30,000 may be provided as building materials or at a low interest rate.

>>60583542
It's not limited to just s and p but index funds in general so you can get a crypto etf in there

>>60584132
It's not equal outcomes ergo not communism

>>60583265
>stimulus handouts
To everyone
>$1000 S&P account
Look up the demographic makeup of newborns retard. Are you brown?

You are directly funding your ethnic relacements with the BBB. Not figuratively like with previous anti white government programs, but you are quite literally directly depositing funds into the accounts of your racial replacements. Good goy

>>60583738
>What do I get out of this? Nothing.
This is essentially QE, but with direct benefits for the next generation. Even if you don't have kids, if you are invested, then this will help you.
In the more theoretical realm, this should give the next generation a financial base, for a small investment upfront relative to current entitlements. It could reduce poverty, which helps out taxpayers.
This is not a new idea. Trump is just the one with enough balls/stupidity/bravery/arrogance/give no fucks energy to do it, depending on your political leanings.

>>60583986
>incel
I can guarantee my kill count far exceeds yours, yet I've shot into sterile pussies my entire life, like every young white person has to deal with. How many kids do you have, and did you spawn little gobilna or happa Kallergi spawn?

>>60583710
The accounts are only being opened for children born from this year to the end of 2028. Parents can also put more money into the account, but no one can take anything out until the kid is 18.

>>60583720
Incels and simps mostly.

>>60584229
this is weird, it's forcing people to save money. isn't that bad for the economy?

>>60584240
>it's forcing people to save money
No, it's enabling people to be invested from the moment they're born, while injecting liquidity into the markets.

>>60584229
>but no one can take anything out
except the banks when they need to be bailed-in at the next financial crisis

>>60583738
>>every child gets a $1,000 S&P 500 account
>I'm not a child nor will anybody ever want to have my children.
>What do I get out of this? Nothing.

You faggot piece of shit. You don't live alone. You don't grow your own food. You didn't build any of the shit you need to survive and you certainly didnt' come up with those ideas to make them. Other people did. You live in a society that allowed you to survive. Society NEEDS children if it wants a future. The better you prepare your children the more productive they'll be and the stronger society will be as a result.

Get your head out of your ass.

watch it all get eaten by inflation

>>60583177
YAAAS I CANT WAIT FOR LIL TYRONE TO CASH OUT HIS RIGHTFUL S&P500 GAINS AT 20 TO FUCK MY WIFE

>>60583336
>>60583522
>>60583710
>>60584202
>>60584535

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/ is this way, go back to where you came from trannies, you can indulge in your mindless trump bad echochamber here.

>>60584613
>reddit spacing
project harder, redditor

>>60584524
>stock market
>eaten away by inflation

Wow you are retarded, even by /biz/'s already low standards. Stop posting here and go back to discussing your Tranime Troon Toons on whatever Discord server you crawled out of.

It's the equivalent of casinos giving you a free play for your first visit. It's net neutral since almost all of it will be sold to buy a Honda shitbox when they turn 18. That or booze.

>>60583058

>>60583583
That's literally what it is retard lol

>>60583336
The stock market is the only thing holding the economy together, it isn't as inflationary as giving people money who spend it instantly it's locked up until they're 18 but rich people can add 5k per year tax free
>>60583053 (OP)
What happens if you have a kid 1 minute before he signs the bill?

>>60583244
Biden literally spent half a billion dollars just to run gay muppet shows in the middle east. At this point, I'm okay with anything as long as it ends the tranny nig/spic cycle

>>60583053 (OP)
priced in

>Can start withdrawing at 18, but can't withdraw more than half before 25 and don't get it all until 31
>Can only spend it on a small list of government-approved purchases
>Stored in what is maybe the 6th or 7th best tax-advantaged account
Why is American financial policy so sloppified?

>>60587762
Is there a source to the approved investments? I just found an article that said "index funds"

>>60583259
This is an (((american))) thing , no one wnats their women be raped by jungle monkeys

>>60583276
>on a crypto board
Yeah, all that but unironically. I need line go up for my internet funny money.

>>60587762
>rajesh in IT at fidelity/vanguard/schwab scams accounts
>account gets wiped
>account support is confused AI chatbot that doesn't do anything helpful
>patel at FBI investigates mumbai IT scammers
>finds nothing
>no refunds

sirs do kindly and do not redeem tax money

>>60583256
>>60584114
Hungary had a system like this that they implemented around 2011 in order to try to pump up their birthrates. It worked at first, the trend started to reverse, but it's still not at replacement levels.
It's pretty conclusive that economics of having kids is only part of the problem, the larger issue is cultural. Rich countries become feminist, which leads to women chasing careers or being sluts without social consequence, and the no-fault divorce laws that have risen from that have vastly skewed against the higher earner (almost always men) which makes men more reluctant to settle down, not to mention social media/internet/technology has given high value men access to vastly more women which has raised many women's expectations to retarded heights, and overall a drop in religion and moral decay across the board.
We really are coasting on the greatness that the previous society created.

>>60584128
>>60584128
>when these kids are allowed to sell sp500 will dump.
>also when boomers are allowed to sell sp500 will dump.
This is what everyone believed would happen with housing
>omg the boomers are going to die off and quit work and down size and their houses will go up for sale
>housing is going to crash in 15 years, they said 15, years ago
Instead of crashing they just imported millions of immigrants, lowered interest rates, printed trillions, and propped asset prices up.

Same shit is going to happen, we'll get new ATHs and the USD will be devalued even more. Sure it will cost $50 for a big mac but the s&p500 would have soared 15x.
Who cares if kids can't find work and can't afford to move out of their parents place? They just need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

>>60583053 (OP)
>tax deferred

>Be American
>Be in debt as soon as you are born

>>60583053 (OP)
>kids are the exit liquidity for the boomer bag dump
lmao

>>60583058
Chad and Tyrone don’t have kids, 300lbs Mexicans and black women have children

>>60583256
This along with other Natsoc policies gave Germany a birth rate higher than even the most fertile African countries. If these policies were to have become mainstream across all white nations instead of Africa having 5 billion people by 2100, whites would have been on track for 5 billion by 2100.

It’s actually insane how devastating losing ww2 was for the white race

>>60583738
stimmies get spent of stuff,

this, assuming people dont cash out, could mean that your average person has a decent retirement etc

>>60588028
Inshallah, brother. The Taliban will right society by banning women from education to increase birth rates.

>>60588523
alot of muslim countries unironically have high birth rates, taliban aside. I think I read somewhere kosovo had the highest birth rate in europe

>>60583154
it's technically bullish by forcibly injecting liquidity for 18 years. For people that don't look into the news they won't touch that for 18 years. I don't know why they don't make investing for your children an automatic tax deductible offering where you get it back if you put so much into the market for them

>>60583053 (OP)
You could hack the reincarnation loop and respawn in multiples.

>>60587798
so its just an excuse to prevent the stock bubble collapse for a few more years and nothing more

>>60583289
You don't have to identify as a child, since you already are one

surely giving retards who have no idea how the market billions to pump into the market will have downsides

>>60583053 (OP)
time to short

>>60583265
>lowering tax significantly
It lowers taxes but like his older tax cuts eliminates ways to deduct(his new reduction of state taxes is a replacement instead of an additional reduction), which means a net loss for most earners. I mean, I'll be fine because I make more than most.
Trump is bad because he's a dumb retard, and the meme bill is bad because abortions and social services lowered rates of fatherless households and dropped crime. It reminds me of the 300 dollar check dubya gave everyone. All the seals clapped without paying attention to dismantling the rules on investments and banking that directly led to 2008.

>>60583244
The stock market is the only place the government should be putting money

>>60583053 (OP)
Not “every” US child.

This is basically a bailout for finance companies on the account you procreate a new goyim SLAVE.

Also the bullet shouldn't have missed.

>>60583053 (OP)
This account is good for the financially literate as it can equate to 200k when a kid turns 18. (Ignoring inflation increasing the yearly contribution caps)
But most people will just let that 1k sit and do nothing and it’ll only get a bit over 4k.
It won’t move the needle too much since browns dont contribute to retirement anyways and just depend on handouts and bailouts to save them. No way they’ll contribute to a child’s financial jumpstart account.

>>60588291
Dumbest fucking post I've read this week.

>>60593785
god tier rebuttal. anon does it again!

>>60583053 (OP)
i'd tell you but i don't want to get banned

>>60593762
>This is basically a bailout for finance companies
Yeah anon they're going to get rich off those 0.1% management fees

>>60583053 (OP)
>turn 17
>everything dumps -99%
thanks for playing

>>60588291
This post is bullshit I see it all the time. Multiple slav countries are doing this and its proven not to work after 10+ years

>>60583053 (OP)
What a novel way of tricking black fathers into accepting responsibility for their offspring.

>>60586285
Pass for what? If you are the thing you say you are then why do you need to "pass" for anything? God im so fucking sick of these people and their delusion. I don't want to participate in your fetish. Go fuck off. YWNBAW.

>>60588028
I’m one of those high value men and yeah it’s super hard. I’m struggling to stay with just one woman because i know i can just boot up tinder and get hot new pussy to fuck and snuggle with. Some kind of harem system would be best because no way i will waste my life saying no to all these hot women.

>>60583720
mexico's gonna pay for it, just like they did with the wall

>people think $1,000 per child is a lot

it's a good thing you don't know what the welfare budget is

>>60583265

>>60583053 (OP)
Stand outside walmart and offer parents 100 dollars NOW for their kids starter account. Collect in 18 years.

Bump that up a bit and it could replace Social Security if you prevent retards from selling it before retirement.

>>60583053 (OP)
Trump pumping stock prices

>>60597853
But does 500k do anything in 2100?