>be me
>walking home from work
>notice a colleague behind me
>Nice guy but a bit weird and usually keeps to himself
>We have never spoken outside of work. I just go to him occasionally when I need help
>He is clearly excited to see me
>We chat about the weekend and share some awkward jokes
>After a few minutes he says "It was nice chatting with you,Anon. Have a great weekend!"
>waves goodbye and crosses the street
>0.3 seconds later I hear a big boom
>car crash
>colleague on the groud
>looks fucked up blood everywhere
>I amfreaking out not sure what to do
>Go to him and hold his hand
>Cars stop and people gather around to help
>Ambulance arrive
>Paramedics get him into the ambulance
>I say "Hand in there, Michael! Everything will be OK!"
>"Mm-my n-nn-ame is Steward"
>Ambulance door is closed

I haven't heard anything yet. The guy could be dead and I got his name wrong. Wtf is wrong with me?

lmfao, this gotta be troll post. But if it is real don't worry, just visit him at the hospital from time to time and make sure he's alright, bring your common friends as well to cheer him up.

and if he's dead then you have nothing to worry about anyway!

>>60583615 (OP)
lol

>>60583615 (OP)
bruh

>>60583615 (OP)
->/bant/

>>60583615 (OP)
OP, his name was Steward. He's clearly in a better place now. So try not to "Stew" in regret lol

>>60583615 (OP)
buy him some cinnamon buns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1Zl8FQ0sgg

>>60583644
/biz/ and /sp/ are the original /bant/

>>60583615 (OP)
>hold his hand
Kek gay.

>>60583615 (OP)
kek

>>60583645
HA

>>60583645
no fucking way kek

>>60583644
Kys

>>60583615 (OP)
not your fault he wasn't memorable.

OP, I have to tell you something... Steward has been dead for 8 years now.

>>60583615 (OP)
I've been working in a team of 10 people for 3 months, and I still can't remember the names of 4 of them.

>>60583615 (OP)
>I say "Hand in there, Michael! Everything will be OK!"
>"Mm-my n-nn-ame is Steward"
>Ambulance door is closed
now that is some top quality cringekino

>>60583615 (OP)
Kek

>>60584723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4-GcS1UQyg

>Steward
>nobody pointing out OP got the name wrong AGAIN, it's Stuart

>>60583615 (OP)
Suck his dick in the hospital. It's the only way to salvage the situation