I'm now up 4x unrealized on my Fruit Stripe gum position.

Did I mention it's been vacuum sealed since Nov 2023 (BB Jun 2023)? The gum is still supple to mild/moderate finger pressure. Nobody I repeat nobody I've seen anywhere has vacuum sealed their Fruit Stripe supplies, so I may very well have the absolute best, laboratory grade, Fruit Stripe gum on the planet right now.

What nonstandard speculations are you running, /biz/?

>>60586257 (OP)
good bet right here, anon, shit's delicious. Did they stop making this?

>>60586289
Yes. It is discontinued, and 12 pack boxes are now going for about $100/ea. Packs are entering double digits.

you need to diversify some of that into starbursts
because they are yummy

>>60586257 (OP)
I did this with aunt Jemimma syrup. I've got like 20 bottles. E-bay banned the listings because it's racist or some shit so I can't even sell them but they do sell for $30-$40 when a listing goes through. Such bullshit.

>>60586467
why would anyone want that corn syrup crap

this Canadian is confused

>>60586473
People just want the branding. She was cancelled for being racist in 2021-2022. I bought up a ton when they announced it but it was just virtue signaling because they didn't actually change the name for a year. I threw away all the pancake mixes after my e-Bay account got a warning. Now all these bottles are just sitting in my garage

>>60586484
who cares
its the same shit
and I don't care if its the woman or not lol

>>60586484
I have these with unbroken bindings, nearly perfect condition. What are the odds that ebay will let me list the collection for at least $3.500,00?

>>60586521
Meme famous for picrel.

>>60586257 (OP)
Fuck you anon now I want to have a pack goddamnit.

>>60586467
You don't have to use eBay. Just sell advertise on social media and stuff like that
Make a shitty website

>>60586257 (OP)
This is a cool idea
I bet you will get some nice gains
Some neo cyborg LA beast may buy them for $500 each in 20 years

>>60586257 (OP)
Best post on /biz/ for easily two years. Even better than the ham sandwich XRP rankings post.

>>60586563
OP here,

I do too, anon. I'm having to sit on this massive pile of sweet, fresh (as it can be), supple, wonderfully joyous sticks of the best 90 seconds in any of our goddamn pitiful lives, and resist the temptation to just open them up and have my final chew-de-gras!

Sorry I'm just not gonna buy your vacuum sealed gum lmfao what the fuck is this gum nigger thinking?

>>60588087
Maybe I'll make threads here on /biz/ as I do ITPM coursework (IPLT, PTM2, POTM, PFTM). Global macroeconomic, catalyst driven portfolio management.

>>60588488
Checked.
The stuff you think only you would enjoy and is too absolutely retarded and space cadet to bother posting.
Post it. I truly believe we need this to happen a lot.

Many posts will fail. But there are flashes of genius that are never seen or heard by anyone. Artistically especially.