>>60586528 (OP)
About 9 months.

Almost 3 weeks. There was a period during 9th grade where I didn't wanna take a shit at home because the toilet would get backed up often. But I also didn't wanna shit at school for obvious reasons. Eventually I'd be bursting and have to release at school or take my risk on the home toilet. I was a weird kid.

>>60586544
3 weeks isn't even possible really, you'd shit in your sleep or feel an extreme urge to shit i think by 1 week. only heroin addicts could manage that

>>60586528 (OP)
probably like 2 days. when i have morning coffee/tea, it's not an option. there's no holding it back.

>>60586528 (OP)
6 or 7 days I think

Tree fiddy days

>>60586528 (OP)
around 5-7 days at summer camp one time I remember

3 days when travelling. Now prunes keep me regular

>>60586553
Try six months. Not even sure how I’m alive, really. Do not try the carnivore diet. They’ll cope by saying meat is so efficient that your body doesn’t produce shit from it. What’s really happening is waste is becoming impacted in your bowels. If it wasn’t for fasting for months after that time I know I wouldn’t have survived and healed afterwards.

>>60586602
Why are you larping about a diet on biz you nigger faggot. You've clearly never attempted it.

Carnivore is a great diet, I took great shits frequently, got shredded eating beef and butter.

Like lmao larp on 4chan about a diet?

Nigger behavior. Quit lying.

>>60586614
i went on the carnival diet and gained weight

>>60586602
>Be God
>Fill earth with healthy veggies and carbs for humans to prosper and reproduce
>Humans ignore it and only eat meat because some guru's whore daughter swears by it

Many such cases.

About a week after my minor hernia repair operation when I was 6. It hurt to cough laugh run walk and shit. So I stopped shitting. One day I woke up and had stomach pain so bad my mom brought me back to the hospital. Radiology showed I was full of shit. Nurse made me drop my pants and stuck a q tip up my ass. I dont know what for. Anyways I filled an entire toilet with my shit. To this day even as an adult I haven't filled a toilet like I did that afternoon. Nor have I ever farted as long. And I do saukraut yogurt cleanses for fun too.

>>60586528 (OP)
Maybe 3 days

>>60586528 (OP)
i once cut out ALL carbs, i mean literally every single gram that was possible, maybe my carb intake was like 3g or 4g per day
and i only ate fat and protein
it turns out that when your body burns fat and protein, most of the waste is discarded as pee and literally as your breath
in 2 weeks of doing that diet i only took 2 shits

>>60586614
I've been on a beef heavy diet in the past and my shits were solid like rocks, incredibly uncomfortable and impractical.

>>60586528 (OP)
8 literal days. I broke my arm skating, and was put on a fuckton of painkillers which in turn made me unable to shit. On day 5 i was worried an started taking a laxative. By day 7 i was mixing for different laxatives. On the day of reckoning i shat for a little over two hours, flushed more than four times and was drenched with sweat.
> t.bodybuilder who eats alot

>>60586742
Opiates do that

>>60586686
Go for the seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.

>>60586528 (OP)
When I was a kid I frequently used to go 4, sometimes 5 or even 6 days without pooping. I just really hated going to the toilet for some unexplainable reason. Mum hated it because I’d frequently block the toilet with a monster turd after holding it in for nearly a week, and she would have to fish it out with her hands.

In retrospect, feels kinda bad man. Sorry Mum.

>>60586528 (OP)

Like 2 days.

>>60586528 (OP)
Couple days back when I was a heroin addict

>>60586528 (OP)
probably like 30 hours

>>60586528 (OP)

Is this some new code for a financial advice? I lurked here for 10 years, and I never heard this.

I shat in a bag out of a hole in my abdomen for 2 years, so 2 years if shitting only counts if it comes out of a bumhole.

>>60587693
I shat in a plastic bag one time and hung it from my neighbor's tree.

>>60586528 (OP)
i can't shit more than once a week

>>60586528 (OP)
i think around 2 weeks. i've got some kind of pelvic floor muscle dysfunction that stops me from naturally pooping.

>>60586614
this is infinitely more retarded than GOMAD, I genuinely don't know if anons like you are trolling or not

>>60586686
All vegetables are genetic mutations cultivated by humans albeit. Broccoli, carrots, turnips, etc these things dont exist in nature. Some guy just kept growing/saving the seeds from the biggest carrot tap root tumor until it evolved to be bigger and bigger.

Be careful out there lads

>>60587602
Yeah, you need to decode these constipation posts to reveal new secret alpha.