flip used cars

You got any hookups?

>>60590029 (OP)
You can use that to put a down payment on a loan for a small apartment then fix up the apartment and sell it.

>>60590029 (OP)
ive thought about importing some asian shit like kei trucks to sell to hipsters

start a daycare or a doggy daycare. build it out towards richer ends of town and profit.

>>60590029 (OP)
a lot of service based businesses like landscaping, painting, etc. mostly crackheads are you competition so be professional with a good website and you’ve got an edge. I would look at these as more like ad companies where you find clients and delegate the work to beaners though
webdev freelance stuff but I’ve never done that. I would recommend handing out business cards to vendors at a farmers market. Lots of small companies ran by computer illiterate retards who are drowning and you can help them out with webdev, quick books and other automation and build a small business consultancy network
mushroom farm, microgreens
cancer teir stuff like dropshipping, courses, content, etc

the world is truly your oyster, goy!

>>60590029 (OP)
Food Cart

>>60590089
>delegate the work to beaners
they've all stopped showing up to work
it's weird
almost like someone's deporting them every time they show up.

>>60590127
i'll vouch for them

>>60590048
Getting the certificates is a billion dollar operation.

>>60590032
this is a good plan if you dont live in a kiked blue state. california doesnt let you sell more than like 3 cars a year

>>60590029 (OP)
Pick up dog shit for lazy dog owners, You could even get them on a weekly or monthly subscription plan to make sure their yard is shit-free.

>>60590069
I've looked into opening an elderly daycare in Germany.
The amount of certificates (fire protection to green energy and DEI) to start it will cost me more than 250k in auditors' fees alone.
And it's absolutely impossible to rent a few rooms to do it, literally zero offers.
So I'd have to build it. They used tax loot to build a new small kindergarten in my home village this year.
It cost seven million Euros, and it took three years to complete it.
And it's not a permanent building, it's containers without a foundation.

I am not kidding you, these are real numbers.

>>60590371
bro i remember suggesting that like 4 years ago did you actually end up doing it?

>>60590029 (OP)
what do you guys use for webdev or website building for your small business? with $5k you can also buy and resell shit on ebay thats probably the easiest thing if you know where to source shit from auctions

>>60590374
>bro i remember suggesting that like 4 years ago did you actually end up doing it?
That's probably someone else. I'm in my mid 30s and practically retired. I saw a sign advertising this service on my way to work a couple years ago and might have posted about it here.

>>60590029 (OP)
Cocksucking (but gourmet).

>>60590372
>I am not kidding you, these are real numbers.
dont worry hans, nobody thinks it was a joke

in fact Im pleasantly surprised, only €7 mil of goytax for a temporary niggercontainer in 3 years is impressive in western europe

>>60590370
If you flip more than 3 they let you get a dealer license and buy them at auctions you retard

>>60590029 (OP)
Local service businesses are the way to go imo. You can probably get a business loan and buy the business cheap off some boomer who is retiring.

Anything to do with tech, startups, AI, etc means you're competing with the entire world and its totally saturated.

>>60590029 (OP)
male prostitute

>>60590414
>they let you get a dealer license
OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEE

>>60590414
>Retail Vehicle Dealer License Cost
The Retail Dealer License is ideal if you want to sell vehicles directly to the general public through platforms like Craigslist or OfferUp. It also allows you to sell to dealers, auctions, and rent vehicles. The only added requirement is a small commercial office with one parking space, which typically costs $250–$350 per month. To make this step easier, our DMV pre-license education course includes a dealer landlord map to help you find the right location.

First Year Cost: $851
Annual Renewal Cost: $625

>>60590029 (OP)
Resell online

>>60590372
Because the ground prices and the regulations to build are extreme

>>60590029 (OP)
Start a research chemical company and sell not strictly illegal substances as research chemicals. Shop around China and get some synthesis rolling

>>60590089
>service based businesses like landscaping, painting, etc. mostly crackheads are you competition so be professional with a good website and you’ve got an edge
I don't know if this is really true anymore, I think most small biz owners especially in trades or labour jobs have figured out that a decent looking and functional website is not that expensive and like triples your client book without too much effort

>>60590414
>they let you pay them more money for literally nothing

>>60590029 (OP)
gayforpay

>>60590029 (OP)
$5k? easy, get sealed pokemon product and/or buy collections and flip for profit