So I recently inherited quite a bit of money, talking mid 6 figures. It's enough where I can rent a bar and try to run a business. I'm a straight white male. But I've always wanted to own and operate a car that caters to lesbians. I would call it:

The Dykery

are lesbian bars as profitable as gay bars? Any tips?

A.) there’s no fucking money in it; lesbians don’t spend enough money. And b.) They would literally never come to it because it was owned by a white male. And c.) even if you DID manage to open a lesbian bar that attracted a regular clientele of lesbians, without STRICT control of who comes in you’re just gonna end up with a sausage fest of idiot guys who want to hang out in the dyke bar.

It’s hard to win, even if you’re a rich lesbian yourself and can promote it well. As a white guy, you won’t.

Just open up a lovingly cared for Barcade instead

>>60590211
>Just open up a lovingly cared for Barcade instead

could I still call it "The Dykery"?

I just love the idea of naming a business The Dykery which implies that it is a production facility for dykes

>>60590206 (OP)
not, woman not care about sex

>>60590206 (OP)
kek just say it, anon. Say you're larping hard here, you didn't inherit any money, you just thought in your autistic mind ""the dikery" sounds like a really good name for a bar for lesbians, why? because dykery is a production facility for dykes lol"

>>60590223

If you want a production facility for dykes, all you need to do is open a regular bar that caters to straight men like you - I can’t imagine a quicker path to swearing off men forever than having to be near men like you.

>>60590211
>without STRICT control of who comes in you’re just gonna end up with a sausage fest of idiot guys who want to hang out in the dyke bar.
This, but you'll also get trannies who will scream and cry transphobia if you don't let them in. Even if you somehow get a clientele, the trannies will eventually drive them away.

>>60590206 (OP)
>inherited money
>immediately want to start small business with extremely small customer pool just to try to mack on women
You're setting yourself up for failure. Go lock in a retirement and make big gains on that. Live a life of leisure if you want to make it.

>>60590206 (OP)
You should go for it

>>60590257
beat me to it, it'll just end up full of transbians who have no money and attract drama.

>>60590206 (OP)
>The Dykery
So lamge. how about you call it something cool like Two-X Homozone

>>60590276
>>60590257

The trans women who frequent lesbian/queer events generally are accepted and liked by the community. It’s the straight men that insist on coming in that pisses everybody off.

I mean, are we talking reality - or your male fantasy of reality? Because I’ve been to a LOT of queer/lesbian events. How many have you been to?

I think what really angers boys more than anything is the realization that trans women are welcome in women’s spaces, and they still aren’t. It forces them to confront some uncomfortable facts about actual reality, as opposed to what 4chan has taught them

>>60590206 (OP)
Just start a gay bar.
If you open during the day as a bath house you can double your profit.

>>60590206 (OP)
You are the stupidest anon on this board, bar none

>>60590311
>The trans women who frequent lesbian/queer events generally are accepted and liked by the community.
>https://www.nationalreview.com/2025/03/san-francisco-spa-defends-push-for-phallus-free-environment/
Most lesbians only tolerate trannies because the alternative is being unpersoned or being threatened by an angry balding man with piss stained hair. Transbians are straight men, except they figured out the cheat code for coercing lesbians.

>>60590316
But luckily, that's a requirement for making it.

>>60590251
>you didn't inherit any money, you just thought in your autistic mind ""the dikery" sounds like a really good name for a bar for lesbians, why? because dykery is a production facility for dykes lol"

The autist is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a nerd, dweeb, geek, retarded faggot, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him an autist and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>60590256
>If you want a production facility for dykes

You dumb bitch. I don't want a production facility for dykes. I want a bar with a name that IMPLIES it is a production facility for dykes. That's the joke dot jay peg. If I wanted to produce dykes I would simply donate to lgbtq groups and continue to purchase agricultural products which produce chemical runoff that pollutes our water supply and causes an increase in homosexual behavior in animal populations

>>60590257
>This, but you'll also get trannies who will scream and cry transphobia if you don't let them in. Even if you somehow get a clientele, the trannies will eventually drive them away.

Kek, I could have a "dykes without weiners" night which could mimic a "ladies night" at a typical bar. Dickless lesbians get half priced drinks while bepenised lesbians are forced to pay full price. I could legit employ a penis inspector

>>60590206 (OP)
You're giving me the impression that you believe there is considerable overlap between marketing to lesbians and marketing to gay men - you could not be further from the mark.
Gay men hook-up where gay women pair-up: capitalising on easy casual sex for lesbians is a bust.
Lesbians are notorious networkers. Chances are that Donna in San Francisco does know Latisha in Shreveport through Peta in Vancouver. Piss one off, you piss them all off, and your business is ruined overnight.
Lesbians publically support trans women, but privately hold themselves apart from them, because SHOCKINGLY they aren't fans of the ol' franks and beans. If you let trans women into your lesbian bar, they will suddenly find some other problem with it and stop coming BUT OF COURSE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TRANS WOMEN IN OUR SPACE.
So, we're looking for a venue that is built for socialising rather than a quickie in the toilet, has the means for facilitating connections and networking, and keeps the trans women out.
You're basically making a members-only girly bar the equivalent of Linked-In.
Godspeed, OP.

>>60590373
>You're basically making a members-only girly bar the equivalent of Linked-In.

ugh, that's literally gayer than faggots buttfucking each other in the bathrooms en masse

>>60590334
Yes I’m sure that’s what 4chan told you. The reality is that you know no lesbians and no trans women, and so this entire fan fiction is entirely in your own little boy mind.

>>60590356
Yes, every word that comes out of your mouth is indeed a production facility for dykes. Also, you don’t even have $1000 to your name, you whiny little bratty boy. You’ll never own a bar.

>>60590206 (OP)
If you're serious I have 2 themes for bars that will make stupid money. They were workshopped in federal prison and had Harvard trained graduates write business plans for me. Let me just say, you're running away from money with a lesbian bar

Can’t have threads about promising new crypto or stocks we like, but faggots can make threads about their trans women boogeymen and what they think women like. Fuck this gay board. This is what happens when you delete all financial threads and ban everyone trying to actually contribute.

The only thing left are little retard children who want to have /pol/ tier conversations. Clean it up jannies; you made this bed

>>60590409
I'm all ears. I'm not dead-set on a lesbian themed bar. I just think the name "The Dykery" is funny and I wanted to discuss this business name idea. Theoretically it could also be a hardware store that sells equipment to make small dams

>>60590257
I didn't even thought about trannies.
In fact they're worse for the business than male bros, lmao.

>>60590311
>I think what really angers boys more than anything is the realization that trans women are welcome in women’s spaces, and they still aren’t.

What really angers boys is the fact that if that place caches fire absolutely zero (0) women will get in to save those whores out.

>>60590413
okay here me out though, what if every dyke got a free dildo or vibrator every time they purchases more than 15 alcoholic beverages in a single night?

>>60590206 (OP)
Open a truck stop instead
there's nowhere to park
you WILL be rich

>>60590206 (OP)
just open a gay bar for gay men only
but make sure the toilets are designed for their ...dealings...
you'll make a fortune
its the reason Grindr is the only app company buying stock in

>>60590206 (OP)
What about making it MMA themed and calling it Boxer's?

>subarus have boxer engines
>lesbians beat the shit out of eachother

>>60590350
lel

>>60590211
acktually barcade is trademarked chud

>>60590206 (OP)
>I would call it:
>The Dykery
Imo this only works if near water. And should be "The Dike" so you can play it off as being water adjacent.

Or you could call it something like Licks so its still sexual but it a trendier way.

>>60590206 (OP)
white dykes are such an eye sore.
60 years of Gurl Boss and feminism really polluted western women to the point they think they are men and better than them. even though they never worked a day of hard manual labor. Just nuke the world and start WW3 already.

>>60590471
I won't go into detail here with all these lurkers, but as many have said dyke bars don't profit, gay bars do. After that your niche and marketing come into play. I have the 2 business plans and marketing strategies. They had 6 solid months of different people working on the business plans and marketing strategy while we were in RDAP. I'm just looking for the right location

>>60590211
>>60590256
>>60590311
>>60590404
>>60590413
Kek, spotted the malding lgbtqpz+ 48%er

>>60590311
>trans women
no such thing.

>>60593339
>I won't go into detail here with all these lurkers,
no one is going to take your shitty gay bar idea, dumbfuck

Lesbian bars basically don't exist anymore because homosexual women are hella lame at partying. It's bisexual women that actually go put and have fun and they don't go to homo bars.

Doesn't work because

>women drink less than men (you won't have many regulars hanging out and running up consistently big tabs)
>there are fewer lesbians than gays
>lesbians are devoid of fun and don't have a party culture like gays do

>>60593599
that's what you tell yourself when you cry into your pillow every night wishing you had a pussy lmao

>>60590206 (OP)
Not needed since the invention of internet dating

>>60590206 (OP)
no cap, lesbian bars don't stay open. they don't have the same draw that gay bars do. even gay bars are kept afloat by droves of straight white women who come there to gawk at unobtainable shirtless men and fawn over drag queens. everyone here claims a lesbian bar would be a sausage fest, but none that I've been to have been. straight guys go where straight women are. you're more likely to attract them to gay bars too because of that. everything just points away from the lesbian bar tbqh

make it a folk bar and it'll be a de facto lesbian bar and might attract some other crowds too ig tho. a bar where you book folk artists to play every night called the dykery would be funny as hell

>>60590211
>end up with a sausage fest of idiot guys who want to hang out in the dyke bar.

Made me kek

>>60598220
Honestly it'd be fun to make a lesbian themed bar but then it just ends up being a bunch of frat bro chads getting wasted and playing beer pong lol

>>60590206 (OP)
Great way to lose all that money. 95% of lesbian bars have closed. Watch two seasons of Bar Rescue and you'll never want to own a bar

lesbians will just have fights in your bar and never want to come again because it reminds them of bad memories
lesbians are way too unstable to be profitable unless you run a divorce business

>>60593433
Kek, spotted the overweight sweaty incel who somehow is lower on the social ladder than even trannies, and is seething about it. Why don’t you go cry to /pol/ about it?

This thread is proof that /biz/ truly is dead and has just become /pol2/. Fucking useless faggotry polluting the boards, no alpha or trading ideas generated here anymore. Just teenage boys seething about lesbians and link shill threads. Fuck this gay board, literally I’m out.

>>60598356

>>60590206 (OP)
Waaa hooo another blog thread! Psyche!!

Dykery is a terrible name desu, it will repel lesbians, but i know you are shit posting. Thanks tranny jannies for keeping another blog shit post thread alive as you shut down alpha like trans athletes shut down actual women in women's sports! i see why trannies shut down lesbian bars

>>60590206 (OP)
>>60590211
Straight up story here:
In the 1990s I sold radio ads and one of my clients was a 2nd tier sports bar. Talked to the owner a bunch and he would set us up w Euro Cup packages and just let us sit in the bar overnight when the games were played and stuff like that.

Anyhow, he was telling me his story. He went to CIA to become a chef and after that worked at dive bar while getting his MBA in small bisuniess management. The owner of the dive bar made fun of him all the time and said all you need to know about running a bar is have the cheapest food and the coldest beer.

So he graduated and opened a haute cuisine restaurant that failed and then an Asian Bistro that did Ok and finally opened this sports bar, that had cheap ass (but amazing) food and the coldest fucking beer in the city and it crushed.

He dated one of the UNC soccer players who suggested he open a lesbian sports bar because all her teamates were lesbians. He figured that was a good idea because, as he said:

"Guys like sports. Lesbians like sports. Guys LOVE lesbians."

It was not, however, called "The Dykery." It was called the Locker Room.

open up a chuds bar. chuds can give nazi/commie speeches

>>60590206 (OP)
Larp, but I'll bite:
Hollywood depictions are propaganda. Lesbians IRL are as far from cool as it gets. They're generally miserable, cheap, dress down, and abrasive to men, manipulative and catty to other women. Most lesbian couples involve one butch, and one would-be straight girl who basically gets abused into her role as their lipstick lesbian gf, until after a few years of being held hostage, depression gets to her and she gets fat and ugly too.
It's not good business.
Lesbians are a small demographic, and one that non-lesbians steer clear of, for good reason.

>>60590413
>>60598356
Whoa, two whole posts whining about the same exact shit in one thread! Did your mental illness cause you to forget? Do you also often forget to dilate with your teal, pink, and brown special "allies" edition mega wide dildo, or to inject your hormones? Can't wait for your third contribution of the same exact material so we can improve the board more, see you soon!

>>60598353
>projecting
Why are they like this?

>>60600556
From my own observations in the real world, this is true. What most uninitiated men think are "lesbians," ie the image that porn portrays, are actually just straight sluts that are wilding out for male attention. Those girls DO exist and they do all of the hot lesbian porn action if you get them drunk and party with them, but they are absolutely NOT frequenting lesbian bars looking for f-f relationships. They play with other girls generally for the end goal of enticing men, or during very short periods of experimentation when they're young. Real, actual, lifetime lesbians are horrible to be around for anyone. Typically ugly, fat, miserable, and anti-fun.

>>60598356
seemed like a pretty comprehensive discussion about the business model to me