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>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
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>Charts:https://www.tradingview.com
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>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
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>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
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https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
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>>60591000
Weโre going to get crushed
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Right when we hit 14.5. Impressive timing.
>>60591946 (OP)Dumbass Bloomberg chick just called the European Union a country
>>60591951Spoonfeed me with what you moron? Your trading portfolio of blackjack hands and snp x1 etfs?
>>60591971I thought the European Union was a country just like how the Soviet Union was a country boss.
Shall I slurp Teslar lads? Or too slow for the fast lane? Now that Musky Boy's not in the WH's graces?
Dividend growth investing is the comfiest investing.
Next presidential cycle someone will win alone on saying they will stop all the tariff dogshit
Is the US defaulting on it's debts good for stocks? Yields and deficits both going up.
>>60591988Cope
Seethe
Trump WON
How is it called when you shill a stock, other anons buy it, stocks does well but you haven't bought any?
>>60591981I'd buy some if it was below $10.
>>60591992fear of failure
>>60591984schd is underperforming all indices. vig is doing pretty badly too. i think it's time to stop with the cope and quit shilling dividends. it's one thing to own them, it's another to sell the pain to others.
>>60591991cathie on the other hand is having a great year.
>>60592003oops, dunno why i read cathie won. that's what i was thinking i guess.
>>60592003SCHD isnโt meant to overperform all indices. Iโm glad I was able to clear that up for you
>entire day has been a downward trend
We will have another big dump before close
>>60592014i'll buy the outperforming indices instead of SCHD then
I wonder how many people ITT who migrated from The Reddit just paniccanned their whole portfolio at the bottom today boss.
#Paniccan #SellNavarro #BuyBessent
Japan will retaliate and then Trump will TACO.
You bought calls right anon?
eur/usd finally going down. I am making money despite the s&p500 going down.
>>60592031Oh is that why I'm green
Nice
>>60592034Nigger what the fuck do you want?
>>60592038I want new meteor impact crater on Tehran boss.
>These tariffs may be modified, upward or downward, depending on our relationship with your Country,โ they say. โYou will never be disappointed with The United States of America.โ
>We tariffed you please don't be sad about this
>>60592025Alert the Navy!
>>60592055He's not wrong, you can't get disappointed by the US. There was nothing to expect that could lead to disappointment.
I think Trump moves from issue to issue and it's clear that his next issue are the Tariffs.
He will be laser focused on this until it has some kind of closure, like he just did with Iran or the BBB.
I don't know what the market may or may not do in the end but I think it's safe to say it's going to be a bumpy ride.
If I had to guess he's given himself three weeks to "solve" this by August 1st.
Keep in mind that Q2 2025 GDP numbers are out on July 30th. It would be totally appropriate to have a market soaring on the announcement of a "trade deal" just as the numbers confirm a recession.
Did he just announce a framework with Turkmenistan?
>>60592078I wouldnโt worry about it. Weโre goin down again
Schwab lets you trade instantly when you make a deposit even though it takes time to transfer. Moomoo dogshit takes a week. I lost out on massive gains because of the wait.
>>60592076>If I had to guess he's given himself three weeks to "solve" this by August 1st.Well, obviously he's giving himself this time, as he wants a deal and not the tariffs. Just bluffing.
SLURP SLURP SLURP
slurping tesla, slurping tesla at two-ninety-twooooo
It's fucking crashing again boss.
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>>60592094I wish I could slurp these discounts instead of waiting for poopoo deposit to clear.
>White House Says 12 Other Countries To Receive Trade Letters; Will Sign Executive Order Delaying July Deadline Of Tariffs To August 1
>>60592094Last week was too hot. We gotta cool off. Thatโs why Trump is doing tariffs shitposting
SPY 614 EOD
>>60592003You buy SCHD for the dividends not to sell the stock. Moments like your dividends growing 17% during covid are insane. It's consistently increasing it's dividends by 11%+
In 10 years you have a yield on cost of 11%
In 20 years you have a yield on cost of 32%
In 30 years you have a yield on cost of 91%
That is absolutely insane. Someone who has $100,000 in SCHD at 27 would be getting paid $91,000 a year at 57
>>60592105>Will Sign Executive Order Delaying July Deadline Of Tariffs To August 1...why does he keep punting it off?
>>60592115There's no such thing as a market that's too hot or too cold, what we have right here is just a market that has been acting wrong for a few weeks, but it's self correcting boss.
Can someone explain me how a company that filed bankruptcy is pumping +100%? WOLF
>>60592121it's already been explained in a previous thread.
>>60592118Because nobody wants to negotiate with a flip flopping retard. If he tanks the economy he will get impeached and all of this will go away.
>>60592116yeah, but a cheese double at King Ronald's (post Burger King McDonald's merger) is going to cost you 10 grand, so what's the fucking point boss?
The Houthis just hit a second ship after absolutely wrecking and sinking one yesterday.
It was their first attack since December 2024.
Yesterday's attack wasn't the usual hit and miss, they attacked the ship for 4 hours, it never had a chance.
When they first started targetting ships in Q4 2023, you could have 4x your money on something like ZIM.
Now it's less clear because most owners already avoid the Red Sea so who gains? It's kinda already baked in.
Anyway if you want to test your luck (I won't) consider ZIM, HLAG on Containers and HAFN, TRMD on clean tankers (most likely to benefit but worse setup) or DHT, FRO on crude tankers (less impact but better setup imo)
>>60592128Are you going to pretend inflation is increasing by more than 11% per year
>>60591946 (OP)This pic made me break my no fap streak. Fuck you. Yeah I have yellow fever fucking BAD
>>60592134It always has under democratic socialist administrations boss.
>>60592116Or you just hold voo until retirement and then buy schd, retire faster because you got total return instead of yield on meme
>>60592116This seems interesting but consider that the US lets non-Americans invest with 0 capital gains but dividends are slammed with a 30% withholding tax.
So foreigners are incentivized to invest in non-dividend paying stocks.
Consider the above in the context of pic related - non-Americans are not degens yet but all these online investment platforms are becoming more and more popular and we are starting to get a lot of these shitty "influencers" telling kids to start investing.
So dividend stocks might miss out on gains if the rest of the world joins in on the action.
>>60592120> but it's self correctingThatโs what I said, too hot (overbought) so we need to cool off (correct)
>>60592116The need to keep increasing yield has resulted in the fund chasing more and more garbage companies over the past few years. It's practically all health care, oil, utilities, and finance companies now which are all dog sectors.
The model is outdated with the switch from dividends to buybacks by top companies and has shown in the performance.
>>60592149The only reason it would be too hot is if you had your finger on the pulse of the market and the heat of your own body had somehow warmed it up. The market is usually the same temperature at all times boss.
>>60592146Why are you not American
>>60592153>dog sectors like health care, oil, utilities, and finance compared to tech?
>>60592121They filed for ch11 bankruptcy, ch11 is when a business entity asks for protection from investors in order to try to reorganize or restructure its debt.
Maybe Wolfspeed made a good deal with its creditors, maybe it's the investors having too much faith, only time will tell.
Also, in a completely unrelated news, TSLQ is raising a lot.
>>60592118TACO
it's always TACO
this isnt a casino, its a circus
>>60592169>asks for protection from investors*asks for protection from creditors
Errata corrige.
How do you tell whether this is a trend reversal and it's safe to short or just a blip followed by another stupid V to ATHs?
Somehow this retarded economic plan is Jerome Powells fault
>>60592171he literally wrote a book on this called art of the deal
this is what he always fucking does why are you retards surprised?
How is it that "trump is going to collapse the economy! The stock market is fucked!" and then also "nothing ever happens because TACO! Taco taco taco!"
make up your fucking minds already
>>60592182reddit speak for trump chickening out or someshit.
>>60592183>wrote a bookhe didn't write a book. some ghost writer did.
>>60592173This isnโt a market itโs a madhouse
These arenโt investors, they are invalids
This isnโt a bull run, itโs a stampede
>>60592182Trump's negotiated literlly every single deal the same way. He starts from a super, giga retarded position like 200% tariffs. And then eventually he walks it back down to what he really wants. That way he gets what he came for but looks like he compromised.
His entire book details this. So the current political media spin is "Trump always chickens out" aka "TACO" to spam everywhere when the walk back occurs like he always does.
It's how he got China to agree to a 20% tariff in our favor.
>>60592190Oh jesus christ then he sold a book detailing it. You know what I'm talking about
V shaped recovery confirmed
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>60592183It's not "then also" but "then". It's not going down because he TACO
>>60592189It was really funny watching the reddit TACO spam at the same time they were claiming he was going to start WWIII
>>60592182Trump is a cuck who thinks his retarded book can make an economy
>SOFI
feels good, boys. Set your stops, though. If powell ever caves this thing is crashing.
If you don't take financial advice from a literal gigachad, I don't know what to tell you man.
>>60592206Remember when he said he was going to make a deal with Iran and then he chickened out and just bombed the fuck out of them instead, classic taco amidoinitrite boss?
>>60592222chad quads
He'd hate me for using SCHD but he'd respect the alpha exposure. I need to add some small caps but that's it.
I want to go into AVGV once it's proven itself
>>60592157Considering the bulk of market growth the last ten years has come from tech it seems stupid to invest in a fund that completely excludes it. It's not like this will ever turn around. Oil and Health Care will continue to get squeezed by governments. Finance is actually a good sector right now I guess but it already pivoted from that right before the run up last year. Are consumer staples ever going to be good investments again in this age of inflation and devalued currency? How much can you really charge for a can of Pepsi?
Dividends are a midwit trap it's like all the boomers coping on at AT&T message boards ten years ago that they don't care if the share price is down 80% their dividend keeps coming to pay for their time share in Hilton Head. Don't sacrifice 5% a year because it feels good to get a dividend.
>>60592197>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>60592228I am genuinely, completely fine with 11% growth on average. That's insanely good and it's worked out very nice so far
>>60592182Mexican adaptation of the infamous TANG meme(trump always negotiates good)
>>60592222I like ben but being a Chad is negative investment cred because he can just skate on his good looks if need be. Also I supports diversifying internationally which is retarded and no amount of studies will convince me otherwise
>>60592225Klaus, just fuck off already, nobody gives a fuck about your stupid fund that creates tax liabilities every fucking step along the way boss.
>>60592201Buy... WHAT DO WE BUY??
TESLA???
>
>Fed paper says risk of falling back to near zero rates still in play
its so over for the rate bulls
>>60592240Powell already said hes not touching shit because of tariffs
>>60592240Maybe in imaginary soft landing land
>>60592237>tax liabilities>what are qualified dividendsbagglers you're jewish you should know this
Sir you did not prepay for your fuel on your rental (wasn't asked)
We do the needful and charge you 10.99 a gallon (cost wasn't disclosed at rental)
I fucking hate the USA thank God I am gone forever
>>60592248>didn't fill it to the level at which you received iti'm glad you're gone too
>>60592240They can't get anyone to buy bonds at 5% lmao. The jig is up and nobody has faith in the dollar anymore. The amount of money printing needed to get rates to zero would send Bitcoin to a million.
definitely sold my puts too early. jesus christ, spy is actually heading downward for real
PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP
RETARD RETARD RETARD
>US Pres Trump: To Charge South Africa 30%, 25% Kazakhstan, 25% Malaysia, 40% Tariffs On Loas, 40% Tariffs On Myanmir - TSL
>>60592248Renting a car is somehow x100 more scummier than buying a car
Theyre using ai now to assess "post rental fees" and theyre charging people for scratches and shit that was already on the vehicle
The future looks fucking grim
wtf did he say now? everything is freefalling
>>60592270Tariffs again. This is like the third time we're going to get a massive V
>>60592266we are dumping on tariffs on countries most people have never even heard of??
>>60592266>Tariffing literal 3rd world countries that produce fuck all
>>60592269> theyre charging people for scratches and shit that was already on the vehicleHow about you take pictures of the car prior to renting it, so that you can report them for fraud attempt?
>>60592276Its herz, they're used to being faggots and being yelled at for it
I have good reasons to believe that the September jobs report is going to be a dumpster fire. Can't predict whether it will cause more than a flash crash, but first week of October is going to be brutal.
Give me some good stocks for maximum short term gains for the rest of Q3. Maximum volatility, let's fucking go.
>>60592269opt into amex's premium rental car protection program
$20 per rental
let them deal with that bullshit with a claim.
>-1% Sorry mumu, nothing personal
>>60592283I've been cash (money market) since last september, how time flies
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>>60592283If you think the economic data coming out in the near future will be bad, what makes you think the stock market is not going to front run these expectations already?
GFC the stock market started declining way earlier than real data which always tend to lag anyway, especially now where jobs and GDP reports are fake and the real numbers are "adjusted" many months later.
done for the day boys, up 600 dollars
>>60592270Another 20 countries set to recibe "trade letters"
>President Trump Says U.S. Will Impose 40% Tariff On Laos
>President Trump Says U.S. Will Impose 40% Tariff On Myanmar
>President Trump Says U.S. Will Impose 30% Tariff On South Africa
>President Trump Says U.S. Will Impose 25% Tariffs On Kazakhstan
>President Trump Says U.S. Will Impose 25% Tariff On Malaysia
YOU GET A TARIFF
AND YOU GET A TARIFF
AND YOU GET A TARIFF
ERRY BODY GET A TARIFF
>>60592302Thank you for the tariffs we look forward to doing more business with you boss.
>>60592266>Kazakhstan tariff MY POTTASSIUM
>>60592182attempt number 2596 by reddit to give Trump a mocking nickname that will stick.
>imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
I like how the manufacture jobs angle isnt even talked annymore.
Is just tariff for the sake of it
>>60592296Well I cashed out massive gains, mostly corn. Now I'm Biden my time while I plan out what's next. The way I see it, SPY and Bitcorn are currently big risk and low reward. I probably should have held gold but it's kind of annoying in a taxable account.
>>60592302that's what laos gets for taking the side of the ziggers
Next time I will be sure to only park my rental in ghettos and make sure to leave a bottle of liquor and a pack of black and miles to tempt the melanin rich
help me. I just fucking lost everything
>>60592314while you were biden your time you missed out on gains that's why you never hold cash
>>60592302Kazakhstan is a major exporter of American oil (Chevron + Exxon) which actually flows through Russian pipelines and is exported from the Russian port Novorossyisk in the Black Sea. Pretty wild stuff.
>>60592314Whatโs up with corn?
>>60592313Next prez unironically better run on free trade cause this is the most retarded shit of all time
>>60592302>>President Trump Says U.S. Will Impose 25% Tariffs On KazakhstanFuckin simp
I need to adopt a couple girls like this
>>60592313Gotta pay for tax cuts for the wealthy somehow
>>60592283>has good reason to know jobs will be bad but is too retarded to know what to shortCalling bs on your "good reasons"
>>60592266>>60592273Kazakhstan and Canada are some of the only countries that handle nuclear enrichment
>>60592266Americans need to pay 40% tax on t-shirts until every Laotian buys an F-350
>>60592329>adoptwhy? they look old enough to take care of themselves, I don't think they're in desperate need of an adoptive father.
>>60592323youโll recover eventually, just leave the stock market and work for several years. or go all-in on your next paycheck.
t. bear who lost savings to options gambling trying to make back an initial loss
Donโt buy
Weโre not done yet
>>60592327This is free trade, reciprocal means all these other countries have to do is lower tarrifs to 0
>>60592329Imagine these 2 girls being your wives.
This will only happen my shorting with 50x leverage NOW
>>60592346vietnam lowered to 0% and got rewarded with a 20% tariff
>>60592346We're not asking for free trade, we just want fair trade. If a company is ripping us off through intellectual property theft, it doesn't even matter what the tariffs they charge us are we are going to have to impose a tariff on their shit, so they learn they can't just make cheap fake copies of our shit boss.
>>60592346>Free trade>Except you pay taxes
>>60592325How do they export American oil?
They buy it from us and sell it to someone else??
>RSI on the shit and pisser past 60
can't believe it's about to dump again. It's going to be 6150 EOD, isn't it?
>>60592368Their oil is pumped by Chevron and Exxon.
That's why they cannot abide by their OPEC commitments. They cannot stop American private companies from pumping it out.
Now one of the top crude exporters in the world and climbing rapidly.
>another fucking V recovery
OH MY GOD JUST LET IT GO DOWN!!!
>>6059237240 IS THE BUY ZONE, PROLLY DON'T EVEN MAKE IT TO 6K
>( -_โข)๏ธปใโไธ
I love how wall street perfectly instigated in dumb retailers heads the "TACO" acronym. When, in fact, when you look at it, he never cucked out. Nor on China, nor on Vietnam.
And in the meantime, the dumb retailer bought all the bags. I honestly fucking kneel, Wall Street joos are too fucking good.
>>60592379We're at all time highs but retail faggots still think they are slurping cheapies
>>60592379itโs only recovering enough to form a steady slope downwards.
I'm being destroyed. Down $5000 in a Chinese stock!
>>60592325>Trump is retardedwho could have guessed?
>>60592384The market is at ath like 80% of the time
>>60592395>buying a chinese stockngmi
Just cover up your shorts here, my rabbi says we're closing at $621 boss.
how is it not a breach of fiduciary duty for Elon to tank his stock 8% by saying he's starting his own party?
>>60592412Was it his intent to tank the stock by making those statements boss?
current poorfolio
up 56% today from spy and qqq puts.
down over 90% from all time (from tsla/unh/spy puts)
who else here is lurking near 1k
Im up 1% just because I sold puts last week and bought bull
Im what you call a big shot around these parts
>>60592416sometimes i wish i could be up 50+% in a day but thanks for reminding me the people who are up 50% in a single day have usually nuked their portfolios
>>60592412Elon as an invidual can do whatever he wants as long as he doesn't attach his company to it officially. Its not his fault investors are retarded.
Im not his fan but i do respect at least trying to reboot the libertarian party and do European style small politics to do create a disruptive wall within congress. We could do with more bargaining in congress instead of this retarded tug of war every 2 years.
>>60592424yeah, greed is a bitch. i was lucky enough to be in bear options through liberation day but greedily held onto them through april 9th when the 90day pause was announced, and have been consistently fucked since then trying to chase that bear dopamine hit
>>60592412Do you believe Tesla stock would be better off without Elon in charge?
That would be hilarious.
Like Zuck, he's not someone you should bet against but always remember his main baby is SpaceX not Tesla.
Tesla is (was?) the side hustle to fund his main company.
When are we going to topple Iran and overthrow their antiquated theocratic dictatorship boss?
>>60592433I agree about the tug of war shit but I also do not believe for one second he's actually trying to do anything other than suck more money from saps who think he's the political messiah or whatever. Trump is actually right when he says America is stuck with a two party system I think as shitty as it is for everyone who lives here
>>60592446Well this 2 party system has officially evolved into one omnibus bill a year ping pong, where the 50% do what ever they want to the 49% back and forth while both parties just spend like a bunch of g_d damn drunken sailors on shore leave boss.
>>60592297BLS has been hiding the massive job losses from earlier this year by pushing the actual count of those losses to the end of Q3. They will have to report the actual losses in October; it will look ugly, and the market will react poorly since it's been running on fumes since 2024.
>>60592334Don't blame me when you start seeing a lot of red that month. Screencap my post, if you want.
I don't know what's happening
And I don't know what happened to me
And I don't know how I can be clean again
Think the dirt settled in way too deep
Let it into the rest of me
And I give all the best of me too
I don't like what is left of me
I don't know what is left here to do
>>60592446>>60592433What we really need to do is limit bills to fucking 20 pages, and get congress to fucking actually take up issues individually, instead of waiting for the 11th hour, dropping a 900 page book on the floor that must pass, or for fuck's sake you guys are going to kill grandma and grandpa and make veterans starve, and cut off my ability to go to planned parenthood for access to fundamental human right healthcare boss.
>>60592455Wait... is it legal to make pepe jewish? Won't kek send his rage upon you?
>>60592474It's canon that Pepe's mother was a Jewish frog
>>60592474That's not pepe, that's apu, and everybody knows apu is retarded, so I don't think kek gives a fuck about what you do with his name image or likeness boss.
>>60592474Back to r/the_donald you disgusting tourist
>-$3,333.71 (-1.04%)Today's loss
I'm tired of winning again
I bought 25 shares of SCHD. Prior to today's dump I was even a bit green on that position. It had covered some of the declines from the ATH of Berkshire.
So, uh. What is the US doing when not 1 but 2 ships are getting attacked by Houthis?
>>60592416liquidate, buy btc, open margin and then do options
>throw chemicals in the water
>makes the friggin' frogs gay
>add gold coin to the water
>makes the frogs JOOISH
>add some /smg/ to the water
>makes the frogs gay again
Bearish for my frogfolio
>>60592510Imagine how much money the us has probably tried offering the dunecoon rocketeers
tesler shorters were getting too cocky so they're pumping it :)
>Global markets shit themselves when the US does something stupid
I should have just bought gold.
>>60592529>Global markets shit themselves when the US does something stupidThey really don't. Any country that would do the tenth of what the US has done those last 6 months, and you'd see their local market do a complete shitshow, alongside their bonds rating losing three grades on top of a quadruple negative outlook, and the government being replaced in 3 weeks. Liz Truss comes to mind.
Meanwhile the US, being the exception it is, gets away with it for free. Until it doesn't, but I'm sure as fuck not betting on when.
>>60592510sending more gibs to Israel of course
thats it
its joever
i have no cash left
i love the fuckin cheeto orangutan but hes ruined me
bogdanoffs you will reverse this or im not playing again
no money for you
>third worlders once again seething that america is done being ripped off
you all love to decry tariffs as pants on head retarded, while conveniently ignoring that america is tariffed by these other countries. i guess those other countries are just retarded too, huh?
>>60592558What tariffs does Japan have on the US?
I need it to dump a LOT harder so I can open big boi leaps on pltr and nvdia
>sofi up 3% while everything is blood red
>no news
Explain
>>60592557Thanks for playing!
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>>60592559i bet this fuckers 0dte chad in disguise
where is the sumbitch anyway i haven seen him in a while
rate my shit tier portfolio
i also have 10 SMCY, 20 TSLY
i had about 3k of yieldmax but i sold it away to gamble in 0dtes
i think i have a problem
>>60592565sorry, but the time for big boi leaps was months ago boss
>>60592562beef, rice, automobiles, adult films to name a few boss
>>60592581There are no tariffs on autos. US subsidizes food and I don't know anything about adult films.
>start saving and investing
>line go up
>finally, a life plan
>suddenly feel the urge to pick up more hobbies
>suddenly feel the urge to have kids
>>60592590Why the fuck are you asking a question if you already have the answer asshole?
>>60592600what happened to boss?
>>60592600Because the only way to convince someone is to make them come to the conclusion themselves. I can tell him that there's no tariffs on autos but he won't believe it unless he earnestly tries to research it himself.
>>60592557use turbos instead
>>60592608We subsidize our autos too asshole.
>>60592615And? That just supports my argument.
>>60592545Liz did nothing wrong
>>60592608based Socratic chad.
>>60592614will it turbo me into a wall even faster than these fucking 0dtes
for once i dont buy puts
nope
ive prayed that if i get my money back on these im never touching 0dtes again
and i wont
in b4 atheist redditor cuckolds get triggered
>>60592590Subsidies dont invalidate tariffs they arent free
Also Japan owes me an 8th grader wife
DING DING DING DING DING
How did it go today?!?!
>>60592633brother believe me if I get my money back today ill do those instead
well, whenever the SPY takes a fat shit again
whatd you think of my portfolio, i posted it
>>60592627not really if you get one with enough buffer and you can hold it until the underlying recovers which sp coin eventually should. you'll still get raped if theres some april scenario but normally you'll be fine
>>60592631True, but food is pretty much a national security concern anyways, especially a staple like rice. Just about every country protects local ag.
>>60592642Perhaps having an exporter base is also national security
>>60592639Today: -1.80%
This Month: +2.08%
This Year: -38.41%
Sold pretty much everything this morning
There are people itt that donโt understand the use case for SCHD and the value of qualified dividends
>>60592639-0.67%
I always beat the index on red days
>>60592639-1.25%
Sold out of my Roth early AM, avoided another % or so loss.
Gonna be choppy for a while (againโฆ)
>>60592654I prefer vig because I actually recognize the holdings
>>60592654idk what that is. some usa exclusive thing i assume
>>60592639-.19%
I hope tomorrow's more interesting
Am I the only one who doesnt check their portfolio every day anymore
why is that circle shit still making money
Is now a good time to hold a bunch of cash? I just sold a bunch of company stock that vested (up 40% YTD) and don't have any plans for it.
Seems like Tesla may have finally lit a fire under google's ass with the robotaxis. They're starting waymo testing in philly and nyc.
>>60592669must be nice to have made it already
>people posting insane wins
>I just turned my 10k portfolio into 13 k in 2 months with options trading + vcwe+ wdef
I wish I wasn't a europoor
Sold my soxl bags at 25.70. What's the /scooppoint/ for you guys?
>>60592683>options trading>2 monthscome back in a few years and tell us how that options thingy worked out for you
>>60592683~25% gains in a couple of months is nothing to sneeze at anon
>>60592683at least your currency isn't dropping like the USD
>>60592685options are great if you know how to mitigate risk boss
>>60592694and you believe someone with a 10k portfolio who just started knows how to do that?
>>60592683Keep playing options til you get to 100k then just baghold and you'll be fine.
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>>60592669No, but u are on the degenerate gambling board where people sell their life savings over a -1% drop due to tacos man 78th tweet. (sorry TRUTH)
>>60592558yeah a lot of the thirdie countries are indeed retarded
>>60592683get into dax turbos and you can have a chance to double your account every day. euros don't really have options
>>60592701yeah, just dont do 0dtes like I did and go broke
whenever i dont do those, I win -some- money
im a literal walking PSA on the dangers of extreme 0dte gambling
>>60592685I only sell options and I basically have 80% Winrate
>>60592688>>60592689Thanks bros
>>60592702Idk if it's conviction or apathy
I just dont care much about day to day movements anymore
I used to
>>60592709>0dtesIt's so funny to me because retards like you are proven horseshoe theory. Only broker niggers who are trying to get one good hit, and stupidly rich people who don't care if they lose money, do 0tdes.
>>60592719Most likely confidence yes. I assume u are holding things long term, like passives? most ppl are trading, sometimes inter-day trading here so it makes sense.
I have 7 fig poorfolio so I just passive & work on real life business. I just cant' stop myself check SMG the memes are too good.
>>60592574you sound like the bull version of what happened to my portfolio
selling stocks to gamble options. if youโre like me youโll gamble the next paycheck as well
>>60592639+48.10%
good day for my poorfolio
>>60592728The more time that's passed the more I've adopted your line of thinking.
The reality is, the only times that truly matter are open and close, seldom does enough happen to a stock where its figures during the day actually make some kind of relevant difference. I guess if you're swing trading or maybe doing super deep itm calls, but other than that watching the ticker doesn't do anything but stress a nigga out
>>60592726well we can't all have some six figure meme jobs as someone got to do the real work too and live in all the other countries around the world
>>60592676>two more citiesAfter a decade or so its obvious that waymo cannot scale up. When the time comes they will be smoked by actual car manufactures (not just Tesla).
Their best bet is to use it to develop the software part of FSD. Like Android (Auto)
>>60592732nah im done with 0dtes
unless theres some major shit going down ill just stay with mid medium/long term options
i make some decent shit off what I buy sometimes, like DOW or KHC recently, but I always sell too soon, I just dont trust the market
daily reminder FUCK joogle
>>60592745I guess so man. If you're only making peanuts and can't build an initial amount of capital you're better off hoping to hit it big once I suppose
>>60592382>I love how wall street perfectly instigated in dumb retailers heads the "TACO" acronym.youre out of your mind if you think wallstreet came up with that dorky acronym. its reddit-born. they just pretend
>some people on wallstreet are calling himbecause theyre sad little creatures
>>60592741I couldn't do options/trading like some anons here, its to stressful. Call me a pussy, thats oki, but I know my limits & thats most important! No good buying things u are going to panic about due to a -5% week ect
>>60592765I don't do options anymore because I had my future stolen from me with GME. My calls were printing, and robinhood locked trading and crashed it. Went from 80k and it wouldn't have stopped down to 20k
That's why no matter how much shilling people do for HOOD, I'll never buy. Fuck you Robinhood.
>>60592639Made $3.6k off of Rocket Lab pile and options. I love this stupid little stock.
>>60591946 (OP)What will SPY be at by this Friday?
>>60592774Nah, bro, I crashed it. I sold @320 on monday when the markets opened because i saw cringe posts from the people that were holding it
>lets all talk about how the world wronged us and this is payback>WE APES STRONK. WE APES.imagine willingly calling yourself a monkey. easiest sell of my life.
Is it even worth taking a short position now?
Trump will probably TACO and the whole thing will pump before you can make any decent money
>>60592793Wait why is everyone going short?
>>60592798I'm not saying I am
But I'm considering it
>>60592793Slurpers V this ez
>>60592639-1.37%, trump dumped.
>>60592813It might V for another day or so
>>60592809>>60592793You believe Trump will probably pump the stocks up, and youre considering shorting them? Thats a bold strategy, Cotton.
>>60592276It's mostly at airport hertz locations. It's like a giant scanner you drive through on the way out and on return.
>It even does the underside of the car
>>60592828Well I was thinking of just buying a few puts, or a small SOXS position with a stop loss, but I probably missed my chance by now anyway
>>60592639still crushed by INMB freefall but my RKLB bag slowly saving my folio. In short:
Today: +2.06%
This week: +5.65%
This Month: -17.48%
>>60592845soxs barely moved so far, youโll be fine. just think of it like buying soxl when *that* was single digits
Reading up on the 1987 crash (Black Monday) - the largest one day drop in history.
Does it sound familiar?
>>60592747Car manufacturers are going to license their tech, it's the android strategy all over again.
>>60592787I sold on open as well, and I wasn't one of those retards. I literally couldn't sell my calls fast enough.
>>60592859I've posted about this before, but my parents actually divorced over this.
>>60592853Yes but how soon will the taco get here?
Could be next week
Could be tonight
>>60592868God damn dude how old are you?
Reminder all this tariff shit is because Trump lost out on a buying a piano in the 80s
can elon shut his dumb druggie mouth
>>60592882Unc status for sure
>>60592683I turned a 8k portfolio in to 500K in 3 years and i made more shit trades than I have winning trades. don't give up.
>>60592902you mean ending kek
I should cancel my chatgpt subscription too, I only enabled it because I hit some caps
Thoughts on Amrize? AMRZ
It is a spin off of LaFarge (worlds biggest cement maker that got busted doing deals with ISIS terrorists)
Anyway they bought out Aggregate that does heavy work in my home state of North Dakota so that should be a bellwether that its a buy
Not many people make the actual portland powder and those that do have lots of power... just a thought to put on SMG radar
>>60592906I hit the cap daily but I keep talking to it and it keeps replying
>>60592906There's so many competing AI services that you can probably just rotate between them for casual use. I can also run a local llm as well, though it's probably running on an older model.
sold GALT bags. its just not worth it to sit on stocks that don't move for days or even months
>>60592903Nah man its all good its 3k I didn't have before
Investing is FUN
>>60592882I was six months old when they divorced.
>>60592640Guess you didn't hit the books.
>>60592639>+0.15%Thanks WOLF ig, whatever you are
>>60592906We use 4 A.I. services at my office lol
>>60592882I was 5 when this happened :( I actually remember it on the radio
>>60592906>endinglmao
what world do you live in?
>>60592346Except trump is basing it literally on trade deficits not tariffs.
>>60592985lol. orange man sad.
amazon sent me the wrong product entirely. i ordered a keyboard and got a jar of some industrial product.
>>60592990>uh ackshullyJust stop scamming and swindling, and freeloaders resumes, kapeesh?
>>60592995>got a jar of some industrial product.Stick your dick in it
>>60592985Trump signed the EO on TikTok in July 2020.
It's now July 2025 and he has already extended the ban three times this year alone.
>>60592770For me, some of the most prominent instances of coveting the lives of billionaires is that you can make these worthless roastoid journos seethe uncontrollably with literally anything you do. Like if i could get articles full of whiny fat wine aunts melting down just because i made an "ok" sign at a camera somewhere one day, i would literally be living my best possible life on this planet.
I thought SBSW would pull back because palladium and platinum are correcting. But I neglected the fact the rhodium is about to run.