more random tariffs edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60598648

Anyone know why Altriais down over 4% today?

>>60599767 (OP)
That's a man.

I want to make money.

>>60599767 (OP)
Just bought some FXAIX, VUG, QQQM, SCHD, SCHG, BRKB, and RSP

>>60599776
Ex-div tomorrow

I made 10 grand today selling 0dte options to degenerates. Ask me anything boss.

Ports status?

10y auction in 40 minutes
Will it affect the market? Because I've been holding on the sidelines all day because of it

I have a chronic disease that is likely to eventually kill me, and I just discovered there is a brand new drug that can really slow its progression.
I booked an appointment with my doc on the 28th of July to ask him how I can get my hands on it (it's EU approved but not yet available here).

Apparently it's grossly overpriced but taxpayers foot the bill.

The company that makes it is Nasdaq: TVTX

I know nothing about healthcare stocks and I have never invested in one, but literally millions of people have my disease and until now there has not been a pill. It's not a cure but seems like a lifetime management pill. Literally going from 0 to 1.

I might buy some just because it maybe saves my life or lets me live past 60-70.

Are you ready for the new world or-der?
No more hu-man rights or borders
Ve own you, your sons, and daugh-ters
Und we've trained you to support us

>>60599786
sir are you jane street?

>>60599790
What happens is the federal government sucks all the liquidity out of the market causing any selling to have the appearance of heavy selling boss.

Unofficial thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE0wfjsybIQ

It’s important to note that Celsius is a good stock to hold

>>60599802
I don't post on The Reddit boss.

>>60599784
Thanks. That much though? Should I slurp some more? Also.i googled and Jeffresies downgraded it to underperform with a price target of $50. Is that adding to the price decrease?

>We are CEO saa-ACK...
Fucking jeets ruined GOOGL

>>60599815
>hes not on the front page of the internet
ngmi

>>60599583
>noone here talking about QXO?
week or two ago anon posted about it, I already bought in. You buy?

Is we getting a stimulus this year?

>closed my csps
>everything green so I cant sell more

Now what

i used to find stock picks on /r/stocks, but these days all they do is seethe about trump and musk under the guise of something relevant ("tariffs", "tesla bad waymo good")

Now, a couple things:
I saw some Anon explaining in lenght how some watchmaker, Rolex I believe, had made an enormous breakthrough in mechanical pieces, and that was going to cause a small revolution in the watch field.
Has ANYONE heard about that, any analysis at all? I can't find it with my subpar online tracking skills.

Also, having started my research just this March, I am finally done designing my first full crude portfolio. Yay me.

Guys you don’t have to talk about plebbit at all, you know?

I went all in on Tesla weekly calls this morning and am getting mother fucking justed.

I need to end my Coke addiction. It dropped under $70 and earnings should be fine, so I’m tempted to buy more.

>>60599817
>Is that adding to the price decrease?
Yes, most likely
>buy?
Idk I'm pretty content with it being 3.5% of my portfolio and a 4% slurp doesn't really mean anything transactionfees included

>>60599820
when i open the internet it just goes to the google search bar boss

Woohoo, made 9% on that pump & dump rollercoaster ride.

>>60599839
i dont see how thats possible. The precision of expensive mechanical watches is inferior to even the cheap quartz watches and will remain that way, there's no room for a revolution there. Either a hoax or a marketing trick.

>>60599792
>firm founded by martin shkreli
verify or gtfo

>>60599826
there will be no extra food stamps

>>60599848
no, you boomer, you dont get it. Reddit (ticker RDDT) is THE front page of the internet. when you look up something, we're there. when you wanna talk about awesome stuff, it's here. We are a tight knit but welcoming community of wholesome times and quirky interests. wanna talk about golf? we got it! What about warhammer? that too! It's the front page of the internet. Ever used chatgpt boomer? yeah chatgpt uses us because we know what were talking about.

>>60599767 (OP)
you follow meg on xitter too?

>>60599854
Oh shit, I didn't realize that.

I did remember that he was working on a pill for my disease before he went to jail.

Anyway it got approved by the US, EU, UK and now doing trials in Japan so it must not be bogus. But I will ask my doc later this month and depending on what he says I might put some money into it.

Druckenmiller sold all his PLTR for PM, recession soon sirs

Has anyone ever determined through comparison THE best etf ever?

>>60599859
If I want to talk about golf I can just go to the water cooler or the bar at the clubhouse. If I want to talk about warhammer I can just go to >>>/tg/ why do I even need to go to the reddit if I can just get chat GPT to go there for me even faster than I could boss?

>>60599878
komp

If SOXL can just go to 33.25, I'll become a millionaire.

>>60599895
EOW sir

>>60599895
Not so fast moomoo. I've got my port in a 33/33/33 split between SOXS, SPXS, and SQQQ. When this market rips downwards I'm going to make out like a bandit

>>60599905
With NVDA breaking 4 trillion and then dipping back down, I think it'll be within a month or so at most. We're going to see a semi run start as all that money sitting on the sidelines realizes the line will always go up.

What's the downside for bonds here?

That the Fed might raise rates? Fat chance
That treasury yields might rise significantly from here? The Fed will act

Literally the only risk is that you're missing out on a further bull run in equities, when we are already at Shiller P/E 38.

This market literally has a backstop.

>talk to a colleague who is into stocks way longer than me
>ask him what is he doing
>only buys EFTs
>never sells
>only accumulates
>is surprised I actually sell stuff/reinvest
absolute lad

>>60599895
if i all-in SOXL calls, i might become a millionaire

>>60599930
>What's the downside for bonds here?
Taco pushing Fed to cut rates, which may or may not lower bond yields (depends on market prices), if stock market weaknes than shorter term bonds may help continued portfolio gains. If stock market rips because of rate cut, then too much in bonds may reduce over all gains. A balanced approach is best.

Honk honk

Why is it still going down?

>>60599975
Dan Ives strikes again

>>60599843
Heemed

what now? whats play here?

>>60599991
I dunno, how long is this bond auction supposed to take. Don't they have a guy who talks really fast doing it boss?

>>60599991
PLTR. We're going to see it move up or down pretty soon in a big way.

>>60599991
cash or CSPs. buying when market is ATH are for retards

>>60600005

>>60599859
>"welcoming"
>get 5 DMs telling you to kill yourself for asking people to stop talking about politics in r/books

>>60599975
crabbing

>>60600015
They've got this passive aggressive thing going where people report you as a suicide risk so you receive automated bot mesages telling you not to anhero

>>60600005
I'ma laugh when that naked yoga studio with the swimming pool just stays the same price boss.

relentless bid

One of these is not like the others.

I did not include hardware companies like Nvidia or Apple.

I think Google has a lot of potential if they replace the CEO but finding a non-founder who is good like Satya or Tim Apple is next to impossible.
Maybe one to slurp after the inevitable tech crash.

>>60600092
Forgot my image

>>60599853
I really don't know. I remember the dude going on detail about it, don't remember whether it had to do with springs, gears, screws, but the company developed a new piece that would be groundbreaking. He went into detail.
But I really dried up my attempts by archive searching my usual haunts with relevant keywords, I'm a little restarted you see.

>>60599939
Funny thing is, he'll probably outperform you in the long run, if not already.

>>60599939
based
Only fags and women sell

well this is a bit grim

>panic sold soxl at 26
>bought back in at 26.25

Still up quite a bit since I bought in at like 17 but that's what I get for being a weak handed faggot.

>>60600092
>>60600095
Anon... Might I suggest you look up a ticker called GOOGL instead of GOOG?

hmm

>>60600095
Google's issue is that any product other than search is destined to die an early death. There's so fucking much wasted potential, as well as wasted money and research, put into products that will never last more than a few years at a time at best.
Nobody trusts them, so nobody adopts the products, so the products die on the vine, so a new product gets made, but nobody trusts them...
If Google wants to grow they need to unfuck their product development and support.

>>60600125
I've been holding 27000 SOXL since just a short time after Liberation Day and haven't sold anything.
Take that into your heart and remember it. There is NO reason to sell SOXL until you've made it.

>>60600095
retard

We’re gonna pump soon

>>60600130
The point still stands, Google is the only one that's red the last 1 year

It's going nowhere with the current CEO

>>60600138
why soxl over leveraged nvidia? thats the only semi that matters and that counts 5% in soxl

>>60600146
Alphabet, the parent company to Google, is a great investment. When I open up internet they are the first guys there every time. Betting against Alphabet is like betting against the internet, and the internet is undefeated boss.

>>60600194
That's what I'm saying boss, there is a lot of trapped value here because they have a bad CEO.

>>60600194
alphabet, the parent company to Google, is a terrible investment. When I open up their front door they are the jeetiest guys there every time. Betting for alphabet is like betting for india, and india is a superpower since 2020.

>>60600201
they will have quantum computers and nuclear reactors regardless of whos head is at the top man

im buying ttwo for the sweet gtavi bucks

>>60600217
Alphabet better not go nuclear, if Alphabet goes nuclear, Trump will bomb them to heck, and that would be very detrimental to the share value boss.

>>60600221
watch it dump as it ends up being a disaster like those remakes

>>60600224
you alright bossman

>>60600217
>quantum computers and nuclear reactors
lol

THIS FUCKING GUY >>>/bant/22916626 IS TRADING STOCKS BOSS!!!!

who's next bros

>>60599859
All fronts for anti trump shilling

>>60599930

There historically has never been only 1 inflation spike, the fed has much less control over long term rates. Basically what's gonna happen is they will declare victory, cut a couple times then inflation will return and we will have to hike even higher

>>60600239
Seething libtard

>>60600239
Time for those island penguins to kneel. We haven't forgotten

>>60600239
And yet look at the S&P. Back above 6 gorillion in just 2 months, with some experts estimating it could actually go as high as 7 gorillion this year

>yemen, palestina, iran all at war with pissrael
stocks go up
>trump announces tariffs
stocks go up
>govenment deficit increases massively
stocks go up
this market is so fucking gay. but they will never let the market crash heavily because that would mean the people in power would lose a lot of money

>>60600239
He's going to make a deal with the DoJ to get the Jeffery Epstien client list destroyed in return for keeping the plug in the bottom of the swamp boss.

I was watching Rachel Maddow last night and I came to the conclusion that I fucking hate that bitch boss.

>>60600237
wtf

>>60600251
>they will never let the market crash heavily because that would mean the people in power would lose a lot of money
The people in power could just short it. The real reason they'll never let it crash is because the masses would lose money. Ever since covid, the stock market is circus for normies and their mobile brokerage apps. That's why it's become utterly divorced from any kind of reality. It's just a game, and USD is monopoly money, and we're all slaves pretending this is real financial progress for our future

I won't be able to max out my Roth IRA this year...

Ayo wtfwt

Big oof on those prime day numbers

Wouldn't cutting the interest rate be.. really bad staring in the face inflation?

>>60600271
looks like the bond auction was a great success, plenty of foreign money came to the rescue boss.

>>60600273
Amazon has become Temu with its own fleet of local delivery trucks. It delivers literal dogshit with 80 different fake brands all made in the same factories. Walmart is way more accessible for people and you can order shit online and pick it up same day. Walmart has successfully mogged Amazon

>>60600274
bad for people holding cash, yes

>>60600274
Nobody gives a fuck about the health of the economy, the US dollar, or you

>>60600286
>Amazon has become Temu with its own fleet of local delivery trucks
This is the absolute truth. 95% Chinese shit sold under different names and by different Chink resellers, some a little bit shittier than others. But it's convenient and muh free returns since it's cheap Chinese garbage anyway.

Buy SBSW

>>60600012
All valid points, where can I pay $1,000 to join his Discord group?

When is prime day boss?

>>60599877
Interesting. Source? I also remember reading on here an anon claiming that Bessent said in some interview that he is all in on gold. Big if true.

>Nothing ever hap-

Will my btbt bag pump?

SPY 625 EOD

>>60600383
Guess consoooomers are finally wising up to their strategy of raising the price then "discounting" it back down to the original price

I'm telling you guys, Google is in its Steve Ballmer era.

The problem is there's no telling how long it will take them to replace the CEO, or if the next pick will be another Steve Ballmer or a Satya Nadella.

>>60600383
what do people even need at this point

>>60600383
i always wonder who falls for shit like prime day and stuff like "subathons". just seems like a "here is the day i decided you will all give me your money"

sold my CLSK at $12.33
i may now slurp more TSLA

How did the treasury auctions go today?

>>60600422
Pretty good actually

>>60600412
There's always more stuff.

Last year I bought a nice high quality beach umbrella with an all metal mechanism to dig in the sand. We had no issues.
This year a friendly couple bought a "popup tent" because it's easier to pack and it withstands strong gusts of wind better.
So now we must also buy "popup tent" too. But a popup tent needs a fabric to put underneath. You need a pillow. You need thicker cotton beach towels to cushion, can't do it with the microfiber ones.

There's always more stuff.

>>60600422
I have a feeling the auction was a little light because Bessent knows the yields on the tenure is too damn high, so he's going to finance the debt at the shorter end of the curve and wait for the interest rates to come down, while using the money we're getting from tariffs to continue operations boss.

What do you do if you think God is causing your trades to fail?

>>60600457
Don't trade as often, train spirituality.
Try again after a period of the two previous points.

Thoughts on UNH? Looks like free money to me. Court cases don't matter to 300B cap stocks.

everything is at ath and i want to buy but i feel it will come down any moment now

Nope, we’re seeing a classic coiling for a nice big power hour
Load up, champ

>>60600465
It IS going to come crashing down at any moment now. After all, today is a bear day

GRRR is the call tomorrow legit? This is feeling like a sell the news retardation apes together strong bait play

>>60600465
If you held the stocks would you sell them today?
If not then why aren't you buying them?

If you're afraid to invest then maybe your portfolio mix is not right for your risk profile.

Even worse, if you delay investing while your cash pile builds up, it becomes even harder to go in "lumpsum".
Psychologically it might help you to DCA in over a longer period of time, because sitting on the sidelines is definitely a mistake.

This is assuming you have a plan and you're not just gambling.

>>60600464
Their whole business is based upon fraud, I wouldn't buy it at these prices as I suspect they will go much much lower in the future, but once we've got about belly button deep into the next recession, you can safely dip your self in boss.

>>60600465
Go all in on SOXL.

>>60600475
yeah dax specifically tends to crash hard when it does and its rare for it to sustain ath

>>60600489
will she become my gf then?

>>60600482
always be gambling. still way to go before im fully recovered from the sudden trump flush. idk what the hell i was thinking doubling down on that position back then...

HIMS is a potential tasty setup here.

>just had the deal w/ Novo Nordisk fail, stock dumped -30% or so. HUGE short interest; earnings next month. if they beat earnings the stock could moon

>big retail presence in the stock w/ high short interest. earnings beat could trigger a short squeeze

>Went through the Credit Card data yesterday, we acknowledge that it’s slowing, but after taking a detailed look at our model and some of our alt data checks, we think they will beat Q2. We remain of the view that this is a real company, with a large TAM

highest Open Interest on the Long side is for the 8/15 70c with about 11,000 contracts traded
2nd highest OI is the 8/15 60c with about 8,500 contracts traded
earnings estimated date according to Fidelity is 8/4/25

Another one
https://x.com/AminHian/status/1943011372377293027

Defense stocks?
They are asking for it now, ISIS style.

>>60600553
besides that what other products do they have

>>60600553
Tele-health is dead now that covid is over boss.

>>60600583
nah it will be the new big thing as governments around the world look for savings from the liability known as the boomers. instead of in person checks they will do remote checks and things like that

Holy shit, Fidelity is so bad. They straight up disabled trading on GRRR, so I fucking missed the pump (and probably even more tomorrow). Fuck Fagdelity I need to find a new broker that doesn't pull BS like this. ISTG the amount of times I've been blocked by Fidelity's restrictions has ditectly impacted my gains.

>>60600598
Were you the anon who was talking that up this morning? Good call

>>60600577
They sell generic viagra to men who's wives can no longer give them an erection. It's simple, you just fill out the form, and they send the boner pills directly to your mailbox. I have a friend who has a really ugly girlfriend, and it's allowed him to get erections and have sex with his ugly girlfriend. So I know they have clients, but what's to stop my friend from just going to his normal doctor and getting his boner pills from the pharmacy like anybody else boss?

>>60600404
They're not too far off from righting the ship thanks to deepmind and demis. Sundar doesn't have vision but he just needs to let their golden goose take the lead.
Gemini 2.5 isn't dog shit and the teams working around it are actually shipping - depending on the pace of progress it's conceivable they'll have completely caught up to oai and anthropic by Gemini 3.
They have the data, the hardware and the talent to win the AI race

>>60600614
what a world we live in

lmao

>>60600638
veo3 is also by far the SOTA for video generation, and I think that's a much larger market than people are ready to accept yet. With all of the youtube data at their fingertips they're going to demolish everyone for video gen in the near future

>>60600638
The AI Race War is going to be Humans vs Robots. The only way we can win is if we black out the sun, without a power source as abundant as the sun, how will the machines be able to function boss?

>>60600647
Huh, so you can actually ask for a refund

>>60600647
What the fuck is this? Just like that hedge fund that made a big bet on trump's assassination who had their trades refunded.

>>60600683
Some years ago the London Metals Exchange shut down for a week and then reversed all trades because a Chinese billionaire blew up.

The LME is Chinese owned.

>>60600269
Should’ve been setting aside cold cash bucko. I’ve got 7k sitting in the vanguard kitty

>>60600598
It saved you from a pump and dump scheme meme stock
You should be grateful

>>60600577
>>60600583
Large Biopharma – GLP1: The problem here is that large patent protection is true for the LLY and NVO, based on not particularly exciting science from 20 years ago, but they have decided they are going to charge people 12k/yr for this drug. This will likely prove to be an inflection point as it relates to patent protection in re to HIMS pressure and selling into this market

>>60600710
the problem with GLP1's is they're going to be unneeded luxury medicines after RKF Jr finishes the MAHA movement boss.

>>60600461
There is no point to life if you are poor. Like how people remember the 90's as some great time. My family was poor. We didn't have the stuff people did, so I can't look back and say the times were good.

>>60600731
>the problem with GLP1's is they're going to be unneeded luxury medicines after RKF Jr finishes the MAHA movement boss.

lmao ok, I'll take the other side of that trade. how much you want to bet?

>>60600742
The only good thing about the 90s, was there were no broccoli headed zoomers running around having gay sex in public on their hoverboards boss.

henlo mister jerome
please

>>60600763
Well I already buyed 1 contract of 8/15 $60c because even I know I'm always wrong, so you're going to have to join me or get the puts boss.

Get ready

>>60600710
>>60600553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYGkSZaPW6o

Novo Nordisk’s Canadian drug patent lapses, opening market for Hims & Her Health

>>60600781
sold just in time to avoid jewish tricks

buy ZIM

>2% down
>quit to watch snooker and eat cassoulet with my dad
>check port
>4% up
Thank you GRRR, UNH you’re on thin fucking ice going below 300 again

>>60600791
Gonna miss the final minute pump

>>60600805
Also IBKR poorfolio at five figs for the first time (the other 50k is in ISAs) ^^

>>60600814
i can't sell it before the overnight dump anyway

why is the market flat out ignoring trumps tariff threats?

>>60600846
Anon, your serious hat

>the answer to every single question is "We don't know" "We can't say"
What is the point of these meetings?

Coinbase finally climbing above its IPO price

It's a good sign

>>60600856
wasnt really a question ykwim?

Why isnt the market tanking so i can make smug sarcastic comments about Trump? Im so deranged that I would rather dab on Trump online than gain money.

>>60600138
I've only got like 15k in capital tho

>>60600846
TACO TACO TACO
>unless you hurt Israel
Make Another Taco Again boss!

>>60600875
ilwym

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

BITCOIN JUST SPIKED AFTER I SOLD MY MINER STOCKS.

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. EVERY TIME. EVERY FUCKIN TIME:LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN SPIKE

>>60600906
+0,71% (700€)

last 3 days have been great. 0,29%, 0,49% and now 0,71%.

>>60600906
+2.5%

>>60600906
Sold early like a bitch

About even now since shit bounced back

>>60600465
Pick anyday at random from now to 1950 and there is a 20% chance of being within 1% of an ath

>>60600906
Today: +0.12%
This Week: -1.60%
This Month: +2.30%
This Year: -38.25%

bought a lil soxl near the top this morning, then bought a lil more later near the bottom, so came out basically flat and uneventful, just like my worthless fucking life

>>60600906
+2.8% 1d
+6.5% 1w
+15.5% 1m
+38.5% 3m

>>60600846
Only China and euro deals matter

I just really have no idea what I'm doing or where to even start. I feel so stupid. This just feels like gambling.

>>60600953
Has the NASDAQ Instrumentality Project begun?

>>60600961
>just feels like gambling

>>60600961
Are you looking to gamble or is this a long term thing

>>60600961
Buy dips on real companies listed on FTSE or S&P, learn no information and pay no attention to news, more likely than not all dips are overreactions. Invert sentiment
>>60600964
You’ll know when it does

hahaha fuck you BofA poonigger

>>60600906
0.68%

My mstr doing a lil sumthin

>>60600906
+288

>>60600906
up 1.75%
nigvidia to the moon

>>60600906
+0.45% on one platform
+0.22% on the other platform

How do you guys keep track of everything in one place?
I don't mind inputting my transactions but I'd like for it to get updated prices automatically.

>>60600906
-10% :(

>>60600906
+1.18%
HOOD, PLTR, BTC, quantums, just about everything is up except TSLA.

>>60600961
Don't feel bad, I don't think anybody else here has a clue what they're doing either boss.

>>60600984
There is like a million portfolio tracker apps

>>60601008
I tried Exirio but it doesn't show daily performance metrics, or maybe I don't know how to use it.

>>60600961
That's logical. You're more likely to lose money in the stock market than a casino. Literally.

Just pick an index fund. VT VTI/VXUS AVGE AVGV SCHD/SCHY

>>60600906
+0.54%. KO decided to dump today which dragged the rest of my account down. I’m going to just sell it when it goes back over $70.

So I bought more KO today.

>>60600906
-.43%

Do any of you guys even use stoploss? I worry that GRRR is pricing in being bought by NVDA and if the meeting tomorrow is morning I’ll lose my 20% gain

>AI
are you kidding me

>>60601042
>stoploss
Those things are for pussies and people who get things wrong boss.

>>60601042
Tomorrow is nothing*

>>60601036
wow how

>>60601051
That’s good I'm a pussy and I get things wrong, set for 22

>>60600846
priced in

>>60600969
>Are you looking to gamble or is this a long term thing
Both. Half of my portfolio I want to gamble and half I want to put into something long term. I have 30 k in total.
>>60601026
>Just pick an index fund. VT VTI/VXUS AVGE AVGV SCHD/SCHY
what percentage of my portfolio?

>>60601042
If I'm swing trading, sure. Gotta have some limit on the trade in case something (((unexpected))) happens so you don't blow your account

>>60601042
No, I closed out at +10% right before close after buying this morning and rotated to some smaller OTM calls using my profits from the stock trade as a lotto ticket

>>60601053
Some CCs I sold are getting absolutely butt blasted so it's dragging down my % at the moment

>>60601061
Did we decide whether ETFs basically win out over indexes (managed or unmanaged) last thread? I use Vanguard indexes for tax reasons but I’m curious about VOOdoo

>>60601065
oh a fellow gambler. not too terrible then basically flat

>>60600948
you need to see what this guy >>60600953 is doing

why are cryptos mooning anyway

>>60600961
>This just feels like gambling.
it is. everyone here is a retard. the ones up big are the lucky retards

I've pretty much lost roughly all of the money ive ever invested because I'm retarded. What did I mean by this?

>>60600906
Up 2.3% today, pretty tasty.

>>60600683
>>60600647
This wasn’t a case of them compensating people who made bad trades, UBS aggressively sold a few high-net-worth clients on a fucky heads I win tails you lose foreign exchange product which swapped a set amount of CHF for USD at a fixed rate every month, and then forced them to hold on to it when the dollar tanked. They’re agreeing payouts to avoid getting fucked over by the regulator and sued by their clients.

>>60601078
>it is. everyone here is a retard. the ones up big are the lucky retards
Where do people that are not retarded congregate? It feels like a betrayal to everyone here if I go anywhere else though.

>>60601070
Do you mean ETFs vs mutual funds?

>>60601062
Good to know anon, let’s not get crazy
>>60601064
I’m not touching options but I’ll lock in 10%
>>60601073
See >>60600815. Luck build, swing trading sentiment. It’s easier when it’s a 10k fun-sized port

>>60600906
up 0.16%, not much but it's green.
>>60600572
very cool yemen.

>>60601088
People who are not retarded do not exist

Some know they are retarded and some do not and that makes them even more retarded

>>60601095
I switched to the calls because I think it's likely a sell the news event but +10% was enough to cover some lotto tickets just in case it's legit. It's a small, third world stock so I just don't buy that it's legit. Typically it's best to stay away from those. Calling it SEA's Palantir is a huge red flag

>>60601088
In the synagogue
But seriously, what do you want to know? I'll try to answer to the best of my [retarded] ability

>>60601070
>ETFs over Indexs

>>60600286
>>60600304
What, you don't want to buy Wuben flashlights? How about ENUODA flash drives? You don't like random fake branded Chinese drop shipper trash?

>>60601123
We have the best posters. Very knowledgeable folks. Some of them maybe even know more than me.

>>60601061
>I have 30 k in total.
Is this a one time thing or do you plan to continue saving down the line?
Are you in Europe or the US?

You should not gamble with more than 10%, put 90% into index funds. But the ETFs are different in Europe and we get taxed differently too so US tactics don't always apply.

>>60601090
>>60601123
Yes yes, ETF versus mutual, hoo hum. On airstrip one ETFs are not nearly as tax advantaged for ISA purposes compared to keeping an ISA in vanguard and using mutuals, AFAIK

>>60601123
In the US they have "index funds" that are mutual funds and actually have pretty low fees, they predate the ETFs.

In Europe I have never seen a mutual fund that isn't daylight robbery with the bank charging exorbitant fees to sell junk.

>>60601136
For me it's the YOUNGERBABY battery powered tea lights I bought about 10 years ago

>>60601150
Any body using a bank to invest in europe deserves to be fee raped.

Yes, in EU/UK we have index Funds (for fund management accounts) or ETF but these are generally synthetic. There are some risk reasons why avoiding synetics can be good or bad, but it comes down to tax reasons as a Non-US investor.

My Brazilian investments are going to be blood red tomorrow. Fucking orange man.

>>60601160
it's over

>>60601143
I've been unemployed for 3 years. The 30 k is what I have left in my investment account. I don't want to go back to work so I want to take risks. Today I've been reading about essentially gambling on biopharma catalysts. I need money, so I want to take big risks, because this money will run out eventually anyways, so I might as well risk it.

Anyone know why TLT is up 1%?

>>60601160
Are you the anon who sold his US investments for the basket of brazil/Chink stonks?

>>60601160
How many is a Brazilian?

>>60601061
You can put the entire stock portfolio in any of these
VT is the global stock market
VTI 60% VXUS 40% is the same but separated lets you get tax credit
AVGE is a global stock market but with factor tilt
AVGV is the same but way more factor tilt
SCHD/SCHY is VTI/VXUS but for dividends

>>60601177
I forgot about that. That's kinda funny

>>60600906
>>60599849

>>60601061
> what percentage of my portfolio?
100%
unironically

>>60601180
What do we even get from Brazil besides big butts and maybe some nuts boss?

>>60600801
but Y?

>>60601192
>>60601199
I want to gamble with at least 30 percent though.. I am running out of money and am unemployed.,.
>>60601175
this is me

>>60601202
Some kind of wax I think. Maybe for cars? I don’t know.

While you chucklefucks made fun of me I’ve learned you can just hold ETFs in IBKR and it can count as your stocks and shares ISA. I will investigate further
>>60601202
Burgers tell me they do sick BBQ. I imagine some of my cocaine touches base there at some point but I try not to think about it

>>60601218
how do I procure cocaine without risking getting /fentmobbed/ ??? I really want to try it but it seems like it's not worth the risk

>>60601222
Its really not, wears off in like 15-45m so you'll end up blowing through half your salary in one night. Plus all the dealers have been up for days in a permanent psychosis I've never been in more violent situations or armed robberies than my coke days

2/10 would not recommend

>>60601197
It was so outlandish it just sticks out as a green copy-paste desu. I don't think i'll forget it, it was hilarious.

>>60601218
Oh yeah they do have good bbq. I remember my friend took me to a Fogo de Chao and I left that place fucking stuffed.

>>60601222
You have to do it with someone else and wait a solid 15 minutes after they go to do yours boss.

>>60601231
The money isn't really an issue for me desu, I just don't want to get permanently incapacitated or quite literally killed from fent mixed-in

>>60601234
Do they sell testing kits?

>>60601222
Most burger shit I’ve ever read, maybe filter it through some corn syrup lol
>>60601231
Yeah kind of a fucking waste of money to be desu, just prevents you from shutting the fuck up for a while and pretty girls like doing so it’s an activity you can do together

>>60599783
Why do you like VUG over Voo? What do you think about QQQI?

>>60601239
Testing kits are for law enforcement boss.

>>60601239
OK then I will let you know my technique

Stand on top of a table in a crowded place and scream "i have the best cocaine" inevitably someone will disagree and say their cocaine is better then you buy their cocaine. Repeat the process a couple times and then you really will have the best cocaine

>>60601175
>>60601210
Sorry anon this isn't going to work.

Higher expected returns come from risk. The reason stocks return more than cash over the long run is because they go up as well as down.

If you are in a situation where you need to sell parts of your portfolio to survive, you will inevitably sell during periods where it's down, and then you will never have enough to recover when it goes up.
This is the same problem that retirees face - if you get a bad sequence immediately after retirement you can end up with nothing 10 years later because it will never recover.

There is no return without risk, but there can be risk without return. Gambling on individual stocks or doing stupid things with options is the latter. This is called "uncompensated risk".

The way investing works in the long run is if you work, earn money, have an emergency fund, and then invest the extras into broad index funds. This way you never have to sell until retirement. Otherwise it doesn't work.

Sorry anon but that's just the truth.

>>60601246
This technique also works for finding single women boss.

>>60601246
what if I'm in a retarded flyover

>>60601262
Then you're going to probably have to settle for meth boss.

>>60601266
Unfortunately I make way too much money and have to support a wife and kids to risk methmobb

>>60601272
If you have responsibilities maybe you should refrain from using drugs boss.

One day we’ll be posting about how to make sure there isn’t any nanoplastic in your xylazine, and that it’s not being cut with weak ass fent either

>>60601277
I hate when people call me boss irl. I always give them an order after they call me boss and make the situation extremely awkward for a few moments as they look at me confused and I say "I'm your boss aren't I?" I fucking hate it.

My investments are ruining my life. Not making it better.

>>60601286
What is going wrong anon?

>>60601285
sorry boss

>>60601249
This anon is correct, you are boned. time to wagie.

>>60601175
firstly, you could just go back to work part time, then you could at least cover the basics. any part time job is easy to get, and easier to quit. hell you could get a do nothing security guard job, get paid to read about the market.

secondly, if you truly want to make money off the market, you got to hit the books hard. Even the more average investor specializing in a sector has years of knowledge over you. So if biopharma is what you want to do, go deep into some textbooks, read research papers about drugs. I remembered hearing that 95% of biopharma tickers crash, so maybe you could just rule out the good ones, buy puts on the rest. I personally stay away from pharma, too gambly for me, but Martin Shrekeli makes decent money off it, occasionally tells everyone his latest short.

>>60601301
I'm only boned if I lose.

>>60601309
Well what are some other sectors that I should look into that have potential for major short term growth and how do I keep track of them?

My investments are improving my life. Not making it worse.

>Someone at xAI changes one line of code
>Grok becomes natsoc for a day
>Tech stocks pump

THE MARKET HAS HIT A DOUBLE TOP EVERYONE SELL NOW!!!!!

>>60599792
Benzinga

>>60601354
NEH

>>60600815
>NASDAQ.SCM
it's like it's trying to tell you it's a scam pump and dump stock

>>60601347
who the fuck told you that investing would make your life worse?

>>60600906
+1.59%

>>60601391
in Europe it's mohammad

>>60601391
Liam IS a smart name. I like it. My parents named me Ashley and I'm a man.

Bros, I'm taking my SIE next week to become a Financial Advisor. Anyone else here take any FINRA exams and have any tips?

>>60601391
>AI sloppa map

>>60601286
have you considered not gambling?

>>60601412
>tfw they call your effort post AI

>>60601249
>there is no return without risk
unless you get SGOV, but it'd be stupid to reduce returns that much to eliminate risk

ISA being transferred to IBKR from Vanguard. What should ETFs should I buy fellow bongs? About 40k in there, finna just play it safe mostly, it'll be nice for everything to be in one place

>>60601421
SGOV has risk of government default

>>60601317
fuck if I know, most current short term growth driver is if a company gets a strategic bitcoin reserve, but that isn't confined to any one sector. but that's bound to change, especially if rates are cut.

Also if ya short stocks, then the biopharma sector is a major short term growth sector. Stop thinking in terms of only up. You take away half of market movement. Thats why I've been trading futures, still sorta suck at it, but I can capture both directions. after 5 months I'm a confident "sorta" suck levels, used to be "completely" suck levels. my main driver for this success is just showing up every day and learning from every mistake. persistence and determination will get you far, hard part is patience while the process slowly works. you showed persistence in not getting a job for 3 years, nows the time to turn that energy towards making money off the market.

>>60601176
because rates will go down duh

>>60601422
for the burgers in the audience 40k pounds is like 55k dollars

>>60601422
All in on SOXL. It's free money.

>>60601386
>>60601347

>>60601440
yeah well he's a retard

>>60601438
Putting your ISA into leveraged shit is highly based but also the HMRC would come to my house and rape me to death anon

>>60601430
>persistence and determination will get you far, hard part is patience while the process slowly works. you showed persistence in not getting a job for 3 years, nows the time to turn that energy towards making money off the market.
I have basically lost all ambition and lust for life. I am the most miserable I've ever been. Haven't left my house in 5 months. I have wasted so much time because I feel so miserable, but everytime I try to apply myself to something horrible memories pop into my head. Anyways, thanks for the help

>>60601160
good

>>60601354
Golden Cross a few days ago nigga.
Line will continue to go up and to the right.

>>60601081
what part of "buy and hold" did you miss?

>>60601455
Anon this market is going to give you a really hard time if you're desperate to avoid loss and you're going to chase runs and get burned. As Dostoevsky noted about gambling, caring too much prevents you from winning. You gotta do something else alongside this retarded gambling shit and turn that fucking frown upside down

It isn't fun to be on smg when you are losing money. Guess time for a break for me.

>>60601410
Can't dump on Trump,
Get fucked bobo

>>60601479
She's cute what's her name?

>>60601479
sigh.. i know you're right. I just have given up because i've fucked up so many times with all the people that i care about and have ever cared about me. It weighs very heavily on your soul if you are bad to good people

>>60601479
very based and true pilled

>>60601550
>>60601550
>>60601550

>>60601177
Yes, and I stand by my decision. My investment horizon is 20-30 years and I bought at a good price, which is ultimately all that matters.

tomorrow looks to be a very big day for indexes. double top or break resistance and fly to the moon.

>>60599767 (OP)
anyone looking at ASAN? why is moskovitz buying a shitton of shares? product sucks and linear is better...