completely new to /biz/ and investing where do I start. i'm 21 years old have a few thousand dollars stored away that I am looking use to invest. what do I do?

>>60600654 (OP)
DONT TRUST THIS BOARD!

>>60600654 (OP)
I would start with chainlink ser.

>>60600654 (OP)
Buy XRP. It's the standard. Don't listen to LINK shills.

>>60600669
here the scammers come
so quick these days

Op go to a traditional bank and ask
then read online and then come back here!

>>60600654 (OP)
Uhm wait for Crypto dumps and then buy? Or buy Ethereum it's hot right now

>>60600654 (OP)
BUY THIS BUY BUY BUY
NOT A SCAM
USE SAVINGS FOR BUY OKAYEG FROG

Avoid Chainlink at all costs.
Sergey Nazarov is an oral cavity rapist and a fat russian scammer with a fake Brooklyn accent.

>>60600654 (OP)
Put all of it into bitcoin

Invest a few hundred a month into Bitcoin

Anything else is gambling and you will likely lose most of your money

Now leave if you’re smart and take this advice to heart

>>60600654 (OP)
buy at least $10 of btc every single week and do nothing else

>>60600654 (OP)
don't listen to /biz/, but also don't ignore /biz/ since some people are actually telling the truth

>>60600654 (OP)
Buy eth dog memes unironically

>>60600654 (OP)
Dont become a get-rich-quick idiot. 99% of them gamble and lose most of their money. Set realistic goals like retiring at 35 by DCAing into BTC for the next 10 years.

Simple as

>>60600654 (OP)
SCHD and JEPI. Nothing else until you learn what to do. If you invest $500 a month into those and reinvest the dividends you'll be a millionaire easily by the time you're 50

>>60600654 (OP)
Please please PLEASE do not listen to all the Bitcoin maxis on this site. They expect Bitcoin to preform as well as it did in the past ten years for the next ten years. A persistent power outage or a Chinese lab with a quantum computer will send your bags to zero. Invest in whatever you like, just don't DCA BTC. 5 years ago sure, not today. I got in and out of BTC, remember these people need you to pump their bags.

>>60600908
This is an Indian scammer who wants you to dump your money into pajeet scams.

Retail investors have virtually zero influence on Bitcoin price at this point.

>>60600923
They're going to rug you too, you worm. BTC is just a pump and dump cycle (co-opted) run by institutions, as you've so wisely observed. I don't care what he puts his money into.

>>60600967
>I don’t care what he puts his money into
>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE listen to me on where your money should go!

Hmmm…

>>60601055
I don't want him feeding you, that's all

>>60600654 (OP)
You need to first ask yourself how long you want to keep the money invested and how much risk you want to take.

>>60600908
you specifically told me this 5 years ago and thankfully I didnt listen

>>60600659
>always do the opposite of /biz/
>/biz/ says do the opposite
quite the conundrum.

>>60600659

Put it all into VTI and VXUS. Wait for the crypto bear market bottom in 2027 to start putting money into bitcoin. Sell bitcoin in 2029. Leave any emergency money in a high yield savings account

>>60600654 (OP)
My nigga in Christ, if you only have "a few thousand" you should be figuring out how to generate more income and use your small sum of cash to do that

Sometimes among all the shit some Chad throw some gems, use your crypto instinct to identifying it, and avoid at all cost the LINK and XRP schizos