Thread 60606581 - /biz/ [Archived: 496 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: Y18M4ojN
7/11/2025, 12:33:29 AM No.60606581
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Just applied for a jp morgan internship, I'm about to be rich
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Anonymous ID: y+JwNiXc
7/11/2025, 12:34:16 AM No.60606586
>>60606581 (OP)
Good luck anon. Could be fun assuming its not a IB internship.
Anonymous ID: xqaRJxrS
7/11/2025, 12:35:08 AM No.60606594
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>>60606581 (OP)
I hope you enjoy this moment.
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Anonymous ID: Y18M4ojN
7/11/2025, 12:37:05 AM No.60606605
>>60606594
Shit man the internship said 100k a year, I'll lick it for that much
Anonymous ID: u0bEOE2c
7/11/2025, 1:29:00 AM No.60606881
>>60606581 (OP)
JP Morgan is the most insufferable fuckers I have ever worked with. Close second is Goldman Sachs. Be careful anon, their approach to things are psychopathic under the guise of charisma, more so than any other person i have ever worked with. They will try to burn you out.

t.worked in a high level banking position for a decade and worked directly with a bunch of those fuckers that transferred over
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Anonymous ID: Y18M4ojN
7/11/2025, 1:52:24 AM No.60606991
>>60606881
How did you get hired by them in the first place? Ivy league? I heard the internship acceptance rate is .08 percent
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Anonymous ID: u0bEOE2c
7/11/2025, 2:20:33 AM No.60607112
>>60606991
I didn't work for JP I worked for a competitor. But when one of them leaves, like SVP level and higher they bring a crew with them wherever they go. My job was tolerable but demanding. 1 guy came over from there and he was such a pos and within 5 years the entire upper management came from JP and worked with this guy previously. I left banking altogether shortly after that. They have no qualms literally working you to death while they are calling you from nba games and will hire women right out of college and start them off in very high paid positions, these are the ones that will mostly call you for the updates.if you ever met a rich person from Chicago, it's that at the absolute worst level
Anonymous ID: uwiEQzhA
7/11/2025, 10:24:19 AM No.60608524
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