OOOOOOOOOOOOO EUROPOORS ARE WAKING UP AND BEGGING THEIR SOCIALIST GOVERNMENTS TO INVEST IN CRYPTO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we don't think about crypto at all

>>60607832

>>60607836
we don't drink american softdrinks
they give you cancer

>>60607819 (OP)
My European government official just called me to convince me to buy crypto. And the fucked up part is that it's 6am

>>60607860
post vacaroo of the call

>>60607867
I dont record calls. Is this a popular thing to do in the US?

>>60607841
No, europe spent like a ridiculous amount of money to come up with the idea to help the earth and this was it. It is a symbol of european decadence and stagnancy on /int/ now.

>>60607869
i don't know because i'm from spain
>>60607879
how are american softdrinks a sign of european decadence?
not drinking your cancer ridden, high fructose corn syrup infested crap, mutt

>>60607884
the plastic cap attachment jackass

>>60607884
I think the cap stays attached so you recycle it together

>>60607891
Yeah, that invention is pretty noice.

>>60607891
>drinking from plastic bottles
just make yourself a nice cup of tea you decadent muttoid swine

>>60607819 (OP)
lol we know how the Euro story ends.

>>60607819 (OP)
Vaulta will be at the very forefront of bridging the government and web3

why arent europeans allowed to take their caps off? is it too dangerous?

>>60608680
We're too forgetful and if it goes missing it's annoying to have no way to close the bottle.

>>60608680
From my analysis, I think the goal is to eventually force people to buy a license for the freedom of taking the cap off

>>60607832
Sounds life something a poor person would say

>>60608680
It would be extremely painful

>>60607832
Correct. But we do worship and beg our socialist governments. When I wake up I pray to the government

I use indian vedas and punjabi drone music with sitars to worship my government. I invest exclusively in north african companies because they are the best people in the world whom we have invited. They are here, but not enough of them, those saints

>>60607819 (OP)
I'm an europoor, but i'm in crypto already, what are you even talking about ?

I reject McDonalds and everything American. I refuse gains. I refuse to take risk. I put my money in a 1.5% High Yield savings account and the rest of my money is in the Rif mountains and other north african Companies. I do what the ECB recommends. I was invested in green energy. I'm one of those who made it happen. I fought CO2 while you were being a materialist capitalist focused on 'gains' (stealing from the Poor). I disavowed Tesla.

That's what it means to be European.

Be afraid, enemy.

You know who I mean.

That's right. Be afraid, P*TLER!!!!!

We survived the 2024 Ice Winter as P*TLER shut off the HEAT, and illegally increased energy prices. Then he blew up nordstream.

You think we won't survive the next thing?

Especially now that we're even more diverse.

That means we're exponentially stronger.

More resilient.

Tougher.

More determined.

That's why our amazing currency pumps.

>>60608814
Only russians believe europeans actually froze during 2024 kek.