Wagiebros... I now have to report to a bot

so what. what's wrong with laying out goals for the day. quit whining

>What will you to today

>>60613087 (OP)
i do this twice a week, i tried to remove the process but my idiot coworkers wanted to keep it around.

>>60613091
>All my responses are now documented, and I have to always sound productive or it could be used against me.
>Constant surveillance and micromanagement made easy!
Yeah nothing wrong with that.

>>60613087 (OP)
Shit, lying to a bot seems easier than bitchy ass karen who got her position through nepotism. Sign me up

>>60613087 (OP)
all of this shit and daily standups etc. are just a humiliation ritual micromanagement median IQ process that serve zero purpose that could not be achieved otherwise with any needed messages in a channel

Based bot making useless office wagies sweat

>>60613111
>and I have to always sound productive
You should've learned to do that years ago. This is literally how people work, and you seem to be that ever burned out lame guy who take over all our work and will be laid off because of "toxicity confirmed by every team member".

>>60613087 (OP)
What company is this?

Pretty based

>>60613111
Lean into it with increasingly meaningless abstractions, like
>I'm going to actuate synergies in ways that maximize shareholder value and unlock mutually reinforcing growth multipliers
....c-suite bullshit in other words. If you have skills you can probably get another AI to write it for you. Resist the temptation to engineer any AI that actually does your job or you'll be given applause followed by termination.

>>60613111

HAVE SEX INCEL.

>>60613111
Just use chatgpt or whatever.
Management and wagies are in a perpetual game of fool each other, so just play the game.

>>60613087 (OP)
no problem I'll just let my bot respond